mechoman444
@mechoman444@lemmy.world
I am live.
- Comment on What would you do if your gym trainer is 5 minutes late? 1 day ago:
Execute him by firing squad. Such an insult will not be suffered.
- Comment on Even mannequins have itchy butts 1 day ago:
That mannequin is about to sniff his finger.
- Comment on hygiene 1 day ago:
For some reason I am offended that you used a / between itchy and smelly implying that it will be both.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 4 days ago:
You know… Technically speaking there is probably much more incest in Utah than any other state.
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 4 days ago:
Et for the Atari 2600
Doom OG
GTA 3
- Comment on what video game deserves to be in a museum? 4 days ago:
So many people in this thread just listing games they like and don’t know what museums are for.
- Comment on workflow 1 week ago:
Or forecast projections. Uhhhhh what does that even mean!
- Comment on The struggle 1 week ago:
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes they are.
- Comment on The struggle 1 week ago:
Everyone has that poo stool!
- Comment on Please tell me 1 week ago:
Incidentally Stick Stickly is what I call my tallywacker.
- Comment on Please tell me 2 weeks ago:
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…
- Comment on Please tell me 2 weeks ago:
Face from nick jr.?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Ubisoft? The very same ubisoft that’s been getting outsold by indie studios making games with no monetization often times these studios being comprised of ex ubisoft employees?
🤔
- Comment on The good old days 2 weeks ago:
I… Don’t have a mortgage…
- Comment on Reality vs Fantasy 3 weeks ago:
Gotdang.
Do these people think selling some kind of proprietary software or some shit is game changing new age shit? Jesus. People just want a decent place to live.
- Comment on Anon gets philosophical 3 weeks ago:
William Dufoe? Promise?
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
So the short answer is yes. It’s weird.
The long answer is, and I have a 15 year old girl, is that pretty much everthing we do at this point is going to be weird or awkward.
This what you did more awkward than normal also yes.
I’m not trying to save you from this sir.
- Comment on Pop it in your calendars 3 weeks ago:
O no!!! I didn’t even buy subnautica one!!!
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Code?
- Comment on The signatures are still coming and it's already making an impact 4 weeks ago:
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ya…
- Comment on US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives 4 weeks ago:
Am I the only one finding this disgusting?
- Comment on Is anyone else not feeling that patriotic for July 4? 4 weeks ago:
I just want my day off so I can have morning sex with my partner and set fireworks off with my kids.
- Comment on The driver for my mouse occupies over 1 gb 4 weeks ago:
Driver for you mouse? What are you on? MSDOS?
- Comment on Yes, this is what people did back then 1 month ago:
1995? Springer and the price is right in the morning (Bob Barker baby!) then Aladdin, Batman/Superman, Animaniacs and the Simpsons in the afternoon.
In-between all we get 90s commercials!
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 1 month ago:
Morning brown, morning brown
Get yourself a cup of morning brown
Morning brown, morning frown
What the heck is morning brown?
Well, morning brown is great, you get it
in a cup
Add cream and sugar, then you stir it all up
It comes from beans, have it hot or with
ice
In a day, I’d say, only drink it thrice
Morning brown, I’m still not sure
Can you please explain it some more?
It’s coffee, ya fuck
Oh, right, yep
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 1 month ago:
No one is forcing anyone to be closed on holidays! There’s no law or rule or anything!
Banks don’t have to close and work absolute shit hours because they handle money!
You wanna make more money stay open on holidays.
I work in appliance repair I get the 4th thanksgiving and Christmas and new years.
It sucks. But we make more money.
- Comment on Priorities 1 month ago:
Omg. As someone who’s done time… I get it.
- Comment on :-) 1 month ago:
Clearly this man is watch the most vanilla of porns.
- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 1 month ago:
This is a planned mass protest in the United States against the trump administration and his policies specifically concerning his stance on immigration.
Honestly this is somewhat of a milestone for my country. I’ve never seen anything like this.
- Comment on No Kings Protest, USA, 2025 1 month ago:
Kinda makes you wonder how he was elected in the first place.