Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.
FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
Submitted 1 month ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Wait…WHAT?!
I don’t want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
It was either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
Lots of people are saying it.
FishFace@piefed.social 1 month ago
There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.
It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.
More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.
hOrni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 1 month ago
New fetish unlocked
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that’s the case, wow. That’s an elegant strategy. I’ll add it to my comment.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 1 month ago
This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 month ago
What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 1 month ago
only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.
used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.
aarch0x40@piefed.social 1 month ago
😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!
aarch0x40@piefed.social 1 month ago
Party like it’s 1789!!
smh@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
All potato items 💔
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
I’ve heard of a taco… Made entirely out of burritos.
aarRJaay@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?
chaogomu@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
That was the ambition locos, a menu item they no longer carry
tym@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”
zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Because “you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?” didn’t quite hit enough
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The people we have to affect aren’t troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.
tym@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You really have to know some of these xenophobic, out of shape boomers to understand how gay oral sex will short circuit their brain. They know that people like me will bring up the ole gluck gluck 3000 at the mere mention of that douche’s name, so they’ll do what their meal team six cowardly self was going to do no matter what: quietly disavow now that it’ll blow back on them (pun totally intended)
BigDiction@lemmy.world 1 month ago
More of the same from the delusion network.
You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.
ICCrawler@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Nobody is flexing anything with a common fast-food brand hot sauce.
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 1 month ago
Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Diablo just tastes bad
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If it was meant to taste good they’d have called it DeuSauce
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.
That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.
Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.
kubica@fedia.io 1 month ago
I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well it isn’t Mexican.
kubica@fedia.io 1 month ago
Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
CodeHead@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)
The 5-layer is still there though…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on them.
mech@feddit.org 1 month ago
WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.
incompetent@programming.dev 1 month ago
I wouldn’t quite call what they do journalism.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Oh was completely being sarcastic.They are a regime propaganda channel which has nothing to do with journalism, reality, facts or news. To me as a European they are a very dark and dystopian comedy channel which is super funny, but at the same time very not funny at all. I just don’t get how the people on there are able to sleep at night.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?
Also, Trump rapes children.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.
danc4498@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 1 month ago
This is attention capture tactics.
Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…
…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Considering how long ago that ad campaign ran, he’s dead.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Sad, but true.
nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He was disappeared from an ICE detention center.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
“Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?
jali67@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
FR nobody should be paying $15 for two child size chalupa tacos and a baja blast.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
All potato items?
Because potatos are too pricey?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 month ago
ALL POTATO ITEMS?!
The fucking french fries and cheesy potatoes are literally the best things they have! 😩
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I’ve never wanted Mexican food and decided “close enough” with Taco Bell.
But I’ve absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The trick is to be wasted. It’s absolutely amazing when you’re pissed out of your gourd.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love that the fox example is probably the very bottom of the “not even remotely related to news, yet true” barrel.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 1 month ago
I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.
bss03@infosec.pub 1 month ago
Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!
lorski@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years…
PineRune@lemmy.world 1 month ago
And their source is a “Verified Taco Bell employee” on Reddit??
MTZ@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’d trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.
But that’s just me.
tomiant@piefed.social 1 month ago
Principle Skinner: “Myes!”
kevin2107@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Lmao fox news fake news reddit verified
hopesdead@startrek.website 1 month ago
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.
affiliate@lemmy.world 1 month ago
at least they have a source
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
As much of a clown show Fox News is…this is Photoshopped.