Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.
FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
Submitted 10 months ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Wait…WHAT?!
I don’t want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
It was either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
Lots of people are saying it.
FishFace@piefed.social 10 months ago
There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.
It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.
More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.
hOrni@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 10 months ago
New fetish unlocked
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If that’s the case, wow. That’s an elegant strategy. I’ll add it to my comment.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 10 months ago
This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.
used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.
aarch0x40@piefed.social 10 months ago
😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!
aarch0x40@piefed.social 10 months ago
Party like it’s 1789!!
smh@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
All potato items 💔
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
I’ve heard of a taco… Made entirely out of burritos.
aarRJaay@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?
chaogomu@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
That was the ambition locos, a menu item they no longer carry
tym@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”
zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Because “you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?” didn’t quite hit enough
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The people we have to affect aren’t troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.
tym@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You really have to know some of these xenophobic, out of shape boomers to understand how gay oral sex will short circuit their brain. They know that people like me will bring up the ole gluck gluck 3000 at the mere mention of that douche’s name, so they’ll do what their meal team six cowardly self was going to do no matter what: quietly disavow now that it’ll blow back on them (pun totally intended)
BigDiction@lemmy.world 10 months ago
More of the same from the delusion network.
You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.
ICCrawler@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nobody is flexing anything with a common fast-food brand hot sauce.
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 10 months ago
Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Diablo just tastes bad
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If it was meant to taste good they’d have called it DeuSauce
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.
That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.
Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.
kubica@fedia.io 10 months ago
I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well it isn’t Mexican.
kubica@fedia.io 10 months ago
Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
CodeHead@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)
The 5-layer is still there though…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
mech@feddit.org 10 months ago
My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on them.
mech@feddit.org 10 months ago
WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.
incompetent@programming.dev 10 months ago
I wouldn’t quite call what they do journalism.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Oh was completely being sarcastic.They are a regime propaganda channel which has nothing to do with journalism, reality, facts or news. To me as a European they are a very dark and dystopian comedy channel which is super funny, but at the same time very not funny at all. I just don’t get how the people on there are able to sleep at night.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?
Also, Trump rapes children.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.
danc4498@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 10 months ago
This is attention capture tactics.
Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…
…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Considering how long ago that ad campaign ran, he’s dead.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sad, but true.
nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
He was disappeared from an ICE detention center.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
“Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?
jali67@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FR nobody should be paying $15 for two child size chalupa tacos and a baja blast.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
All potato items?
Because potatos are too pricey?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
ALL POTATO ITEMS?!
The fucking french fries and cheesy potatoes are literally the best things they have! 😩
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I’ve never wanted Mexican food and decided “close enough” with Taco Bell.
But I’ve absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The trick is to be wasted. It’s absolutely amazing when you’re pissed out of your gourd.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love that the fox example is probably the very bottom of the “not even remotely related to news, yet true” barrel.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 10 months ago
I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.
bss03@infosec.pub 10 months ago
Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!
lorski@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years…
PineRune@lemmy.world 10 months ago
And their source is a “Verified Taco Bell employee” on Reddit??
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
I’d trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.
But that’s just me.
tomiant@piefed.social 10 months ago
Principle Skinner: “Myes!”
kevin2107@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Lmao fox news fake news reddit verified
hopesdead@startrek.website 10 months ago
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.
affiliate@lemmy.world 10 months ago
at least they have a source
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 10 months ago
As much of a clown show Fox News is…this is Photoshopped.