Holy shit. That almost makes me forget that Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton.
FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!
Submitted 2 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Wait…WHAT?!
I don’t want to fact check this. Is this true? Is this what all the memes were about yesterday?!
MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
It was either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
Lots of people are saying it.
FishFace@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
There is a line in an email that refers to “trump blowing bubba”.
It’s not clear who “bubba” is, but it’s one of Clinton’s nicknames.
More importantly though, it’s not clear that the line is intended to be taken seriously. Obviously a lot of people want it to be true though.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump sucking off Bill Clinton almost makes me forget, that he’s in the Epstein files. The distraction has layers.
HowAbt2day@futurology.today 2 weeks ago
New fetish unlocked
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If that’s the case, wow. That’s an elegant strategy. I’ll add it to my comment.
TheRealKuni@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
This is an old screenshot. The Quesarito, God rest its soul, has been gone for a while. And the scroll at the bottom is talking about George Floyd.
PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What’s wrong with you?! Taco Bell is more newsworthy! Get your priorities straight. /s
A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
only thing news worthy about taco bell is how fucking pants on head their prices have become.
used to get a whole quesadilla combo for what they now want for a basic quesadilla stand alone.
aarch0x40@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
😭 NOT THE 7-LAYER BURRITO!!!
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Who cares about politics. This is what riots are made for!
aarch0x40@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Party like it’s 1789!!
smh@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
All potato items 💔
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve heard of a taco… Made entirely out of burritos.
aarRJaay@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t “the 7-layer burrito” that thing that Trump is rumored to have done with Clinton?
chaogomu@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Either Clinton or Maxwell’s horse.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
That was the ambition locos, a menu item they no longer carry
tym@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Remember folks; the proper retort to any mention of trump going forward is “you mean the guy that sucked bill clinton’s dick?”
zenitsu@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Because “you mean the corrupt criminal traitor rapist?” didn’t quite hit enough
Alwaysnownevernotme@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The people we have to affect aren’t troubled by underaged rape or treason. Only homophobia. Pick the knife for the fight.
tym@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You really have to know some of these xenophobic, out of shape boomers to understand how gay oral sex will short circuit their brain. They know that people like me will bring up the ole gluck gluck 3000 at the mere mention of that douche’s name, so they’ll do what their meal team six cowardly self was going to do no matter what: quietly disavow now that it’ll blow back on them (pun totally intended)
BigDiction@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
More of the same from the delusion network.
You’re never going to see a guest on there acknowledging Fire sauce is objectively better than Diablo.
Lucky_777@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fire is superior for sure. Diablo is nasty and only for people who want to flex.
ICCrawler@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nobody is flexing anything with a common fast-food brand hot sauce.
diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.
FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s like Da Bomb sauce on Hot Ones, it’s not even good they just try to make it burn except it’s not hot either
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Diablo just tastes bad
RedEyeFlightControl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If it was meant to taste good they’d have called it DeuSauce
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’ll be that guy, fire sauce isn’t that good. If you want heat, diablo has it and still tastes good. If you want flavor, mild is delicious and no shame in preventing heart burn. Honestly fire has to be my least favorite. Also it has chunks of stuff in it, which, while delicious, makes it a pain in the ass to get outta the packet without spurting everywhere.
AquaTofana@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh nooooo! I fucking LOVE Diablo on the Crunchwrap Supreme! The mixture with the melty cheese and sour cream is next level.
That being said, I do prefer Fire for regular crunchy tacos, soft tacos, and Doritos Los Tacos.
Crunchwrap Supreme is GOAT though, so Diablo is my most requested sauce.
kubica@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
I'm surprised Taco Bell hasn't been deported yet.
Floodedwomb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well it isn’t Mexican.
kubica@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
Technically, but does it matter to them? Nationality hasn't stopped from trying to deport people.
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I mean it sucks that this is an old screenshot to try to generate a narrative, and the narrative is probably still accurate, but GOT DAMN don’t make me worry about the 7-layer burrito like that.
CodeHead@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The 7-Layer burrito has been gone for a long time :( From my search-foo, it was September 11, 2020 when it was removed. (And that was my favorite)
The 5-layer is still there though…
DJKJuicy@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Maybe I’m lucky? Here’s the Taco Bell app from 30 seconds ago:
It is listed under “Member Exclusives” in the menu and not under burritos for some reason.
I’m kind of a big deal so maybe they just make them special for me [checks manicure].
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
My brain read FOX NEWS BREAKING APART! and I got excited for a moment.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Those fucking snakes bear a LOT of the responsibility for tearing down the fabric of American democracy, and they should all be hanged, drawn and quartered, shot, and having their mass grave turned into a public urinal that pays you for pissing on them.
mech@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
WTF? No, I never want to live in a country where that is done to anyone for any reason.
Dismantle the business, throw the execs in prison for life and seize their funds.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Source: some guy on reddit. Wow, great journalism guys.
incompetent@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t quite call what they do journalism.
TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Oh was completely being sarcastic.They are a regime propaganda channel which has nothing to do with journalism, reality, facts or news. To me as a European they are a very dark and dystopian comedy channel which is super funny, but at the same time very not funny at all. I just don’t get how the people on there are able to sleep at night.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I get the theme of all the flatiron “grilled” items being removed, but tf is with the nachos?
Also, Trump rapes children.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
D_C@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He does not rape children…
Obviously he used to do a lot of kiddie fiddling and child raping in the past, he was mad for it. But there’s no chance that that old, massively obese, fast food addicted, imbecile can get it up anymore.
I’ve got more chance of seeing Moses than his tiny mushroom rearing it’s syphilis addled head.finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
At first I thought you meant seeing Moses naked and hard, but you meant just in general I think.
danc4498@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It seems even worse that the scroll is about George Floyd, and the main story is Taco Bell menu items.
Nomorereddit@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
This is attention capture tactics.
Get all eyes on taco bell menu, so we forget what really matters…
…what happened to the “yo quiero taco bell” dog?
GiantChickDicks@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Considering how long ago that ad campaign ran, he’s dead.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sad, but true.
nwtreeoctopus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
He was disappeared from an ICE detention center.
Flickerby@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
“Guys what do our viewers like, we have to distract from the Clinton blowjob. And all the brown people being kidnapped.” “…Mexican food?”
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
But CNN, ABC and CBS are all Trump controlled now. Maybe NBC isn’t, yet?
jali67@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
They are all corporate media, just Fox is more blatant for its special interests.
InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Taco Bell is the master of shrinkflation. Last time I ate there, the 5-layer burritos were missing 2 layers and the remaining ingredients were so microscopically thin I honestly believe an amoeba could safely wade through them without drowning.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
FR nobody should be paying $15 for two child size chalupa tacos and a baja blast.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
All potato items?
Because potatos are too pricey?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
ALL POTATO ITEMS?!
The fucking french fries and cheesy potatoes are literally the best things they have! 😩
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Taco Bell is so fucking shit.
It’s the worst takeaway I’ve ever had.
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Taco Bell is kinda its own genre of food. I’ve never wanted Mexican food and decided “close enough” with Taco Bell.
But I’ve absolutely bought Taco Bell because I was in the mood for Taco Bell.
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The trick is to be wasted. It’s absolutely amazing when you’re pissed out of your gourd.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love that the fox example is probably the very bottom of the “not even remotely related to news, yet true” barrel.
PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I just ate two Diablo crispy chicken burritos and my ass is on fire
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You should call into Fox News and tell them exactly that. Since this is what they deem newsworthy 😆
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They already knew. Bet their ceo is even on the list
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Trump definitely built his own Luxe Cravings Box, I’ll give him that. He took Bill’s Baja Blast. That’s why they call him Frank’s RedHot® Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco Trump. Nope, one too many.
sauerkrautsaul@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
I cannot BELIEVE taco bell ever even had a tostada and now im missing it entirely
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
RIPower to the 7 Layer Burrito.
bss03@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
Aw. Quesaritos are my favorite thing. I might never eat at a Taco Bell again.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Finally the got rid of those woke potatoes.
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not the 7-layer burrito! Omg!
lorski@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
True. Fox News has been the GOP propaganda channel for over 20 years…
PineRune@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And their source is a “Verified Taco Bell employee” on Reddit??
MTZ@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean, can you realistically get a source that is any more legit than that?
CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’d trust a Lemmy source more than a reddit source.
But that’s just me.
tomiant@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Principle Skinner: “Myes!”
kevin2107@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Lmao fox news fake news reddit verified
hopesdead@startrek.website 2 weeks ago
Doesn’t matter unless they work at HQ in Irvine. Still wouldn’t matter then.
skisnow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Anyone remember when Wikipedia was the default byword for Unreliable Internet Source? The internet used to be good.
affiliate@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
at least they have a source
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As much of a clown show Fox News is…this is Photoshopped.