diablomnky666

@diablomnky666@lemmy.wtf

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly it’s a retention bonus that gets paid out in stages, but DHS can also recoup all of it if the agent/goon leaves before the period expires. I wouldn’t be surprised if they dangle a “reenlistment” bonus near the end of the term which locks them in longer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or essentially 1°C.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to my engineering homies.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell would be an upgrade! Where do I get my blood monies plz?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FOX BREAKING NEWS ALERT!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bring back Volcano sauce! That shit was way better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think he knows? He's gotta know.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or that he plays games to frustrate and infuriate her, before killing her libido entirely like the Matador does while in the ring with a bull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Driver stops in the middle of a cross ride, and starts using her phone.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I usually hop up on their hood and walk across it, or give their trunk a loud smack as I walk past idiots like this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon considers LASIK⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing well doesn’t equate to intelligence. In fact you lose +1 INT when you take off your glasses.