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Shout out to my engineering homies.

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That moment when you quit the arms company and joined the legs company:

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    • Lojcs@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m stealing this

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Raytheon would be equally accepted here.

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  • jof@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yea I’m an LGBTQ+ ally:

    The ally they’re talking about: L ockheed Martin G eneral Dynamics B AE T exas Instruments Q inetiq

    “our hiring system is even less discriminatory than our targeting system!” -their motto, probably

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    • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      "our hiring system is even less discriminatory than our targeting system!" -their motto, probably

      Bravo!

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    • sudoer777@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know TI had a history of weapons manufacturing, but haven’t they stopped now?

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      • Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How many children have they tortured with their graphing calculators?

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      • jof@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I believe so. I guess a more appropriate one would be Textron since they still make helicopters?

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  • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Defens industry, law enforcement, and surveillance are all instant dealbreakers for me whenever a recruiter reaches out to me. And sadly that seems like the vast majority of positions for which recruiters are looking for candidates.

    That or AI shit.

    I’m so tired of the tech industry.

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    • crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Science grad with 10 years engineering experience. I had to turn down a lot of jobs before I found one that didn’t involve killing people. It took two years. I’m paid about half of what I could get if I sold my morals. Totally worth it.

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    • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depending on engineering discipline, oil & gas is another common one.

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    • RubberElectrons@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s positive tech stuff out here too, bud. You’ll likely need to look for yourself though, the recruiter reaching out to you is better funded for some reason.

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    • starlinguk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you’re 60 and the choice is either a permanent contract for the army or 1 or 2 years elsewhere, you’re going to choose army.

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      • noxypaws@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nope

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      • Mandarbmax@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Not everyone is morally bankrupt. Stop projecting

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      • emergencyfood@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        If an army is dumb enough to offer me a permanent position when I’m 60, I’d take it too (then immediately retire and live off the pension).

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I just use my powers to make gooner games. My soul is pure. To heaven I shall go. Unironically.

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    • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you for your service.

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    • QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I would like to goon to some of your games

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is why I focused on graphics hardware for so long… Then some arsehole came up with running AI on GPUs.

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    • underisk@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      series of increasingly large dominoes where the smallest is “NVIDIA releases CUDA” and the largest is “the entire global economy has become dependent on running a useless computer program that tricks stupid people into thinking it can do anything worthwhile”

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    • themoken@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, I got started in silicon thinking cheaper, faster, more power efficient chips would be a net benefit to the world… Then we became a social media surveillance state and AI dogshit is just the icing on the cake.

      Now I try to forget we’re boiling the oceans to ruin society by drinking. One day this capitalist hellscape will end.

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    • Corngood@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      There’s still a few of us out here using ROPs and texture units

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  • it_depends_man@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doing engineering is more like an any% run to do something that eventually, even just statistically, hurts people.

    So. Stop enabling us, scientists :P

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    • traceur201@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
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      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No. That evil has nothing to do with whichever socio-economic system is your particular choice of boogie man.

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      • nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Communists and capitalists both made WMDs and murdered millions for their own gain

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is part of the reason I moved to CA. As an engineer I’m always going to have some kind of environmental impact, and I think a direct initiative is necessary for the public to consent.

      This comment is known to the state of California to cause birth defects.

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  • AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some of us turned down Lockheed and Raytheon.

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    • Gaja0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You turned down lockheed, lockheed rejected me.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yeah, their equity package wasn’t as good as Anduril.

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  • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weapons can be used for defense or offense. Just be sure that you can sleep at night with the potential consequences - and that your work may be used on the wrong side just as easily as the right side.

    On the other hand, if you’re working for an Israeli defense company, you can be pretty certain where your results are going to go, and should maybe just… not.

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    • porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If you’re working for a western arms manufacturer you can be pretty certain your products will end up in Israel too.

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      • PugJesus@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How many Eurofighters does Israel operate?

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      • rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        i haven’t heard that they buy from Ukrainians

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  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I may be an engineer, but I am still too fucking stupid to get a job at an arms company

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s easier than you’d think. The applicant pool doesn’t tend to be the best and brightest.

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      • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        One of the guys I went to college with is an amazing programming and had such a great understanding of C that hes why i got as far into CS as i did, couldn’t get a job after grad because 1) Covid and more importantly 2) he’s insufferable.

        He got a job making $100k a year for I wanna say Lockheed because he quote “Wrote good looking code”. That’s all they needed because Tue DoD already told them that the project he was hired for was not going to be adopted, but they were still contracted for minimum 2 more years of development and Lockheed would be in breach of contract if they weren’t making progress even though it was already Dead.

        The Military industrial complex is JUST a grift to put tax dollars in private hands.

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    • Poem_for_your_sprog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why I work at a legs company

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  • nagaram@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gods, I’m considering Job hopping and I saw Lockheed was hiring for my role, less experience, less certs, and quadruple my pay.

    I had to block them on indeed and LinkedIn. I hated that I was considering it.

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    • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yeah they’re an option in my area and I’ve made the decision several times to not look at any positions they have

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    • lapping6596@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I sometimes wonder if we all truly have a price for our souls. I felt similarly when seeing positions at health insurance companies, pay was high enough that I paused despite how much I despise them.

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  • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t think anyone with an engineering degree would believe there’s a hell. Neither should you.

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    • chunes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Leave it to an engineer to think that this meme is literally claiming there’s a hell.

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      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Leave it to whatever your condition is to think that my reply was literally claiming that the meme was literally claiming there’s a hell.

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    • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Although I can imagine what hell would look like: commuting for 1h to sit in an office that has more people than desks to have a zoom meeting over VPN with flaky wifi and AC that is set to overheat whoever sits under the vent and under heat everyone further.

      Oh did I tell you that meeting could have been an email?

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      • HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Well, tomorrow morning, commuting hell will be sitting next to me. I don’t know what those samosas had in them but I sound like a WWII machine gun nest and smell like aisle 3 at the spice store.

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    • Objection@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True, these people will not face justice through any natural force of the universe, only by people holding them accountable for the harm they cause.

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    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      there’s probably an infinite number of paths, and an even greater number of perspectives to be considered across each moment and position along each of them. or absolutely nothing at all. most other possibilities seem so unlikely, they probably aren’t worth considering

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  • ClassIsOver@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My brother in law is using his engineering degree to work for various arms companies, including DARPA. His wife justifies it by saying “He only makes things for good countries like the US”.

    A few years ago, he, his wife, my wife, another sister in law and his kids were in a car, and he was talking about why it’s justifiable to drone-strike school buses. He said “Well, there were some really bad people on those buses.” I ask “What makes them bad?”, and he says “You know, they make bombs, that sort of thing.”

    I turned to him and said “YOU make bombs. By your rationale, this car with your entire family is every bit as much a justifiable target as those school buses.”

    The entire car went silent, and later, my wife thanked me for not going any further.

    He’s the most morally-bankrupt person I’ve ever met, and I hate being in the same room as him. His wife isn’t much better, and is the epitome of the portion of the working class that’s been tricked into thinking they’re better than that. She’ll handwave away the fact that in her career, she’s been directly responsible for firing thousands of people “for the good of the company”.

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    • crapwittyname@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For what it’s worth, I believe at the moment of death, people can no longer lie to themselves and have to face what they’ve done through the eyes of their inner child. Some people have these realisations at some earlier point, too. But I don’t believe anyone gets away with it.
      That’s what “live each day like it’s going to be your last” means to me. Face up to the decisions you made as if you’re your own jury, because eventually you will be.

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      • ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        At the moment of death you make a gurgling sound (unless you get like, splattered or whatever) and then it suddenly goes black like the end of the sopranos because your consciousness shuts off. Well it’s not really that, it’s inconceivable, it’s nothingness, it returns to the state prior to being born. Your consciousness is not magic or mystical, it’s merely an illusory byproduct of very high quality stimulus processing and extremely intricate nervous system for sensory input coupled with the capacity for short and long term memory. There is no magic moment of reconciliation unless self induced through social conditioning (eg religious guilt) and people like Trump and musk ultimately win by having a life of hedonistic excess with no repercussions while the rest of us slave away for a half day off and an aliexpress trinket here and there.

        (sorry for spoiling a show that ended 18 years ago)

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      • ClassIsOver@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I hope you’re right.

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  • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good that I only work for Palantir then

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    • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t go to hell if you have no soul.

      *taps temple

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  • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not an engineer, but I have I have Asian parents, if I were an engineer and worked for a genocidal dictator, they wouldn’t care, that’s success anyways.

    So… yea…

    people value success over ethics

    welcome to life

    society…

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    • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wouldn’t they still be disappointed that you are an engineer and not a doctor?

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      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        what are engineers, if not machine doctors?

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        💀

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    • NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does your Taiwanese background play into that kind of thinking?

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m from mainland China (currently residing in the US), profile pic is because I hate the 5-Star Red Flag and the politics it represents.

        Probably something with Asian cultures’s obsession with the idea of “success”. Like… my parents literally wouldn’t care if I became some corrupt government official as long as I don’t get caught. Success is worshipped, failure is shamed. I talk shit about trump, and like my mom said “at least he became president, can you do that?”

        I’m like: “naturalized citizens can’t be president”

        omg immediately less than 1 second later, mom goes: “but Gary Locke became Governor” (Gary Locke is a Chinese American)

        And like you know Mamdani won, immedialy after, she told me “an immigrant managed to become Mayor, you are an immigrant just like him, why can’t you do the same?” bruh… maybe I could if I didn’t get so much emotional damage, mom.

        Like they worship success, regardless of if they are “good” or “bad” people.

        If you try to be a good person and you “fail” in life, you are considered worse than the bad person in power making a lot of money.

        I’m like just so close to killing myself, even though I really wanna live, this is too painful, depression is too painful.

        My parents are slowly killing my ethics and empathy, like one day I might just not care.

        Either you die young with your morals intact, or you seek success and survival, and you corrupt your soul…

        This world is cruel. The world wants you to be cruel to be able to even live a comfortable life.

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      • DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Also if you have any disabilities, like if you have depression. Oh your parents are gonna be so cruel to you. You are a “useless eater”.

        What the fuck is this life. Why?

        I wasn’t even supposed to be born. Why the fuck am I here. This fucking suffering.

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  • CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think this is also true for investing in war companies (its the department of war now, so no need to keep up the defense charade), even if it’s just part of an index fund or ETF.

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  • mo_lave@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, I work at a prosthetics company.

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  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The groomers in the MIC have claimed soooo many kids who just wanted to make video games.

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  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Here’s a great idea: let’s not produce any weapons and disarm unilaterally. What could go wrong?

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  • edinbruh@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For my computer science internship I just dodged a drone-shaped bullet… I’m working on abstract verification of access policies instead

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Look man, making missile killing lasers is just way more interesting than building another pointless SUV to a price target.

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  • Semester3383@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I desperately wanted to get a degree in mechanical engineering so I could go to work for an arms company (like Heckler & Kock, FN Herstal, etc.). Never happened, got an art degree instead. Then I met a guy that owns a very small firearms company, and, well, yeesh. It’s a brutally hard business. He makes a good product, he has good morals and ethics, but the market is so saturated that anyone smaller than the largest arms companies are hemorrhaging money. Glad I didn’t try to live my dream now.

    I may not like what governments do with arms, but good goddamn, the arms themselves are neat.

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  • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    mcsweeneys.net/…/i-work-for-an-evil-company-but-o…

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To quote Casually Explained:

    “The only real question engineering students and new grads need to know the answer to is ‘When is it ok to violate your moral principles?’

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    Exactly. It has to be at least 6 figures.”

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  • for_some_delta@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have no ethical qualms with those who make weapons. Horizontal communities need the means to defend themselves against external domination. The dilemma is, under capitalism, dominators employ weapons against those unable to defend themselves thereby realizing the idea of Hell on Earth.

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Engineers are rich, right? So let’s blame the working class in this one particular case. /s

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  • MarriedCavelady50@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People talking about morality when space Jesus explicitly told us to EXTERMINATE all the XENOS

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  • chgxvjh@hexbear.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Valid military target 🎯

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  • TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hey!  Thanks bro. I’ll be nice and cool by my pond. Im Canadian and I was working for a US defence contractor. I was in their industrial sector and worked in Europe, never touched a defence product and wouldn’t be allowed to. But every time the quarterly numbers came out and number went up. I couldn’t help but feel responsible for steering them profits. 

    I’m unemployed and the happiest I’ve ever been

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  • Spacehooks@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sadly the job security in weapon manufacturer is pretty good. Least it was when I worked in one 15 years back. Pay was shite though.

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