Thedogdrinkscoffee
@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Innocent until proven guilty 17 hours ago:
Luigi did nothing wrong!
- Comment on ```curl -u "lab_tech:olympic_medalist" https://usa-curling.org/podium``` 18 hours ago:
American? It’s so inspiring hearing stories about people overcoming their disabilities.
- Comment on Do not give away Diego Garcia, Trump tells UK 19 hours ago:
Not every instance shows a nickname. Some do some don’t. The dogdrinks coffee says the same thing.
- Comment on Do not give away Diego Garcia, Trump tells UK 19 hours ago:
Stinkyfingeritchybum tells Trump “Have a vicious stroke, shit yourself again and die slowly but surely from open bedsores in you own filth.”
- Comment on Which one is it!?! 1 day ago:
Solid gold.
- Comment on How come in movies tv shows books etc at court they make it seem like swearing on the bible prevents you from lieing? If my family or I was in danger I would lie my ass off to get out of it.. 2 days ago:
were afraid of going to hell.
Today’s techno-industrial marvels now make it possible to make hell on earth. Climate change is but one small facet of the terraforming project.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
Imma pretend its all stolen.
- Comment on ‘Seasons have become confused’: the people struggling in UK’s relentless rain 3 days ago:
Is it true that like the Inuit have hundreds of words for snow, that the brittish have hundreds of words for rain?
- Comment on To better understand the sexuality of living organisms Kinsey studied gall wasps. What if we armed ants or something with what would be the equivalent of a nuke... 4 days ago:
That OP snorted with gusto before posting.
- Comment on Discrimination 4 days ago:
Whew! I was afaraid they weren’t going to serve alcoholic stoners like me. Thank goodness I haven’t graduayed from TweekTechU, yet.
- Comment on 4 days ago:
You can clean them?!?
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Nice humblebrag affording the cinema, chicken and a nice hat. Oooooo so fancy. La di da.
- Comment on PB&J 5 days ago:
Angry upvote
- Comment on Romance is alive, unlike someone I know. 6 days ago:
“I’m going to gush all over you”
- Comment on Former Daily Mail editor tells hacking trial allegations are 'preposterous' 6 days ago:
“utterly refutes” the “preposterous” allegations of unlawful newsgathering at the paper.
Let me put this into my conservative translator and see what we get…
Boop…
Bleep, boop beep…
Wrrrrrrrrh, Chicka Chika, wong.
Ding!
“I confess the allegations are all true, but in all fairness it’s much worse than you know and I realky hope you don’t go looking to hard because I’m afraid of what you’ll find.”
- Comment on PROTIP 1 week ago:
They just stabbed the barrel so all bullets get cut in two. Makes school shootings 100% more ammo efficient.
- Comment on Glad its not ai training 1 week ago:
Viruses
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
A kink where being eaten is the most erotic thing? Ameglian Major Cow is within reach.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Pistols, that ICE has been using to muder innocent civilians, won’t set off tannerite. You need high velocity rifle rounds, typically .223 Rem and up.
- Comment on Emotional processing 1 week ago:
Smoking is bad for you. Edibles is the way to go.
- Comment on The radical woke subliminal message in Bad Bunny's halftime performance 1 week ago:
The message is lost on those who love to hate.
- Comment on I crock pot some stuff an usually takes between 10 to 12 hours. I have seen people smoke a pig which takes about 1 day. What were the rules of sacrifice in the ancient gods or the new one? 1 week ago:
Tangentially, I think my dad graduated from the grilling program from the same cullinary school as your sacrificers.
- Comment on Praise Be 1 week ago:
At first I though this wasn’t a shitpost.
Then I thought shitposts have evolved into what would previously have been called cutting, brilliant satire. Then I thought that fascists killed satire, and this is just straight-up news.
Finally I realized this is indeed a shitpost and should have just thought “Yeah, heh.” And be done with it.
- Comment on How does this thing work? (wrong answers only) 1 week ago:
This object is stationary. It’s base is full of LSD, Magic Mushroom and a choice, proprietary cocktail.
Eat the drugs and you spin, while the fan just watches you and silently approves.
- Comment on Growing number of adults avoid booze, says NHS survey 1 week ago:
I’m doing way way way more than my part.
- Comment on Googlers Demand: Worker Safety & ICE Contract Transparency 1 week ago:
Or, how about you shutdown these systems in the most permanent way, then quit.
Your milquetoast response to evil is comensurate with your comfy and now notorious, infamous employer.
- Comment on No one getting to it 1 week ago:
Nice humble brag having a bank account. Well la-di-da. So fancy.
- Comment on I embody my philosophy. 1 week ago:
I get high with a little help from my friends. 🎵
- Comment on I embody my philosophy. 1 week ago:
This book requires commitment to fundamental research.
- Comment on Conservatives ordering at the drive through now getting scammed on drinks because theyre too scared to ask for no ice. T Chads, meanwhile, been saying it for years now and just expanded the definition 1 week ago:
Bold of ICE agents ordering anything. I guarentee that food is full of lung butter, spit, stink palmed and every other form of nasty know to modern food service.