Thedogdrinkscoffee

@Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨become⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The Kwisatz Haderach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe the universe is just the equillibrium between the big bang’s creation and salaginellous destruction. In that thin surface tension we are constantly reborn and are destroyed simultaneously and the tectonic shifts on the surface of reality are really just the underpinings of what we call the arrow of time.

  I’m going to find some drugs so I can investigate this idea properly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨become⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This begin’s a holy war. A jihad! Crabs vs Anteaters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material deformation cheat sheet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should go get some penis. Sounds like you could really use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Plastic Mr. Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This meme is missing a third panel with a cancer patient in their death bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How indistinguishable are we talking? Can it get pregnant? Can it get STDs? Can it’s parents be ashamed of their offspring’s choices in men?

  Also, It is probably morally permissible, but only if you feel disgusted and guilty with yourself after post-nut clarity. Walk of shame for everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He said have sex with, not date.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Solitary Confinement for the World’s Most Prolific Killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨red berry frogs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this berry much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway I started blasting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody walks away from that kind of power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyway I started blasting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have ypu considered whole wheat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom!!!! Can we pls???⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh great! Yet another HDMI standard forcing me to upgrade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UNDER THE THC 🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sir, could you repeat that. It is very hard to hear what your saying when the vapour delivery system is on your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour urged to create ‘national occupational health service’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but don’t call me Shirley. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brianna Ladapo, the wife of Florida's surgeon general, claims her husband won’t work with anyone she hasn’t vetted. She also believes “dark forces” are targeting her family with chemtrails⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She isn’t stupid. The removed rhetoric is based on how stupid she knows her audience is, and how powerless her opposition is to stop her. Orwell’s lessons on thought and language prove prescient.

  They aren’t that stupid. They think you’re that stupid. It would seem, on average, they are correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a marvellous time for paleobootyology.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important update: It's 10 poptarts⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  J’aime ça des poptarts.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AT&T tracked employee attendance to find 'freeloaders.' Now, it admits the system is driving workers to the 'brink of frustration.'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turn out the freeloaders were the managers who were so disconnected from their teams, they needed techno-opression.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kinesi Protein⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A pimps love is very different from that of a square.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flight attendants overwhelmingly vote against Air Canada wage offer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flight attendants overwhelmingly vote against Air Canada wage offer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pay for work. It’s not difficult or complicated.

  • No pay, no work.
  • Half pay, no work.
  • 3/4 pay no work.
  • Full pay, full work.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What goes here?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yo momma?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JK Rowling slams Graham Linehan’s arrest at Heathrow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Journalists need to drop this use of slam.

  Whines about… Is butthurt about… Wails incoherently…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JK Rowling slams Graham Linehan’s arrest at Heathrow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Punch bayonet

  • my grandfather
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t help but infer a joke about NASAs budget.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Analysis and Qualitative Effects of Large Breasts on Aerodynamic Performance and Wake of a “Miss Kobayashi’s Dragon Maid” Character”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll not the research was performed on an anime doll, not real women.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left-handed sep funnel anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the school. Lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Left-handed sep funnel anyone?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The number 1 job of any chem teacher, professor, lab tech instructor - Stop the kids from theiving the glassware to turn into bongs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“Me and my friend show that my dad’s Airstream trailer goes faster with dints and that we shouldn’t be grounded for hitting it with a baseball last Saturday”⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I got lost on Dent vs Dint

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Wednesday, dudes and dudettes.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are frogs science?