Console_Modder
@Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Fun!!!! :) 1 day ago:
My family will be at the wake. As the first of my friends and family approach the casket, the let out a gasp. The casket is empty. Suddenly, the lights go out. The Space Jam Theme Song begins to play as the room is illuminated with disco balls and a laser light show. The lights reveal my body is swinging from a ceiling fan in the center of the room. Funerals are too depressing, and I want mine to be a celebration of life. No money is mentioned in my will, it is all going to the open bar
- Comment on Be honest whose actually working today and who is goofing off 1 week ago:
Since I have to come in to work on Saturday for “a couple of hours” and I know it is going to be a full shift from 2pm to 10pm, I am not exactly in a very productive mood today. If anyone tries to bug me at my desk, I am definitely gonna go out to a random production area and space out while I stare at machinery for a couple of hours
- Comment on Sign me up 1 week ago:
Guess I’m moving to New York, normally I have to pay a lot of money to get that type of experience!
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 4 weeks ago:
You see this? This is called a “smart phone.” Not only will this tell me the time like your watch, but it can also do a bunch of other things. I can look at pictures of raccoons wearing silly hats or I can use it to insult someone on the other side of the planet. It also cost a fraction of what your watch cost. I’m sorry to tell you this, but I think it should go and get your money back. It sounds like you’ve been scammed. As a matter of fact, let me give you my friend’s phone number. He’s an accountant, and I think he’ll be able to help stop you from making stupid purchases in the future.
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered - Update 1.1 (Beta) 4 weeks ago:
Patch notes show that everything they fixed were crashes, freezes, and items or NPCs not spawning. They originally said that they would keep a lot of exploits and jank as it’s part of Oblivion’s charm, and it looks like they are staying true to that
- Comment on Startup Hack! 5 weeks ago:
Automation and controls engineer here, and I would get fired so fast from that just because I saw what you wrote and what I actually read was, “make the safeties and guarding as robust and expensive as possible since all the workers will be untrained and inexperienced.”
If you want to see some scary shit, tell me I have a fully autonomous zone fully enclosed in three feet of concrete and I’m going to find out exactly how fast these ABB IRB 4400’s can move before they rip out their mounting bolts.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
It’s where the 4channers go when they specifically want to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people. So yeah, I’d say it’s worse
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
A site dedicated to archiving information about notable or peculiar users on the internet.
At least that’s what they claim, but really it is just a place for trolls to harass people with mental disabilities or dox trans people
- Comment on This entire community 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Not how you ride a horse 1 month ago:
Let’s be honest, that light’s been out for a long while now
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 1 month ago:
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 1 month ago:
Oh damn! Is that Glup Shitto???
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
What a nice AI generated picture you got there, did your favorite billion dollar corporate entity steal that for you?
- Comment on Me too 1 month ago:
Life is about the journey, not the destination. Where’s the adventure in your life if you’re buying signs?
- Comment on God gives his best beasts .. 1 month ago:
Good ole Rat #42. Always fucking up the data by being an asshole
- Comment on Palworld confirms ‘disappointing’ game changes forced by Pokémon lawsuit 1 month ago:
This lawsuit is so stupid. In my opinion, patenting, copyrighting, or trademarking concepts or mechanics in video games shouldn’t be allowed at all. The nemesis system in the Shadow of Mordor games was so cool, but we’re never going to see anything like it again. Warner went through the trouble to copyright (or something idk I’m not a lawyer) that system, and then let the series die out.
I’m waiting to see the headlines that any other games with a shooty thing that goes bang is illegal, and the concept of shooting a gun in a video game is going to be owned by either Rockstar/Take Two or the collective mob of Call of Duty developers. If the world is gonna get that stupid, I got my fingers crossed that Bubsy 3D owns the rights to jumping
- Comment on Recommendations for "girly" games? 2 months ago:
I’ve heard a lot of good things about VA-11 Hall-A. Haven’t played it myself, but it looks like you play as a bartender in a cyberpunk-esque world and talk to the partons in your bar to get to know what’s going on in both the world and their personal lives
- Comment on NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE 2 months ago:
- Comment on The Elder Scrolls 4: Oblivion Remaster is real - Eurogamer 2 months ago:
That’s so fucking weird to drop a remaster or remake like that so suddenly with no advertising or announcement. Something about this still doesn’t feel right in my gut, so I guess I’ll believe it when (if) it does drop. I don’t even know if I am going to buy it if it’s real, I have more faith in the modders behind Skyblivion than I do in Bethesda to actually do right with their IPs
- Comment on Are there any games you don't play as it was intended to be played? If so, what game and how? 2 months ago:
Some friends and I play multi-world randomizers together. Randomizers modify a game so that important items/unlocks are in different locations or are obtained in a different way. I usually play Ocarina of Time and a randomizer changes all the “treasure chest” items found throughout the world, so instead of finding the bow in the Forest Temple (where it should be in the game), it could be found behind a rock in a cave in the middle of the field. I constantly have to ask myself “What items don’t I have yet?” and “What areas do I have access to that I haven’t searched yet?” It turns the game into a kind of puzzle game. There is a website we use called Archipelago.gg that lets you connect randomizers together. I can play an OOT randomizer and my friend can be playing a Pokemon Emerald randomizer, and when I open a chest I can find items from his game and he gets a gym badge, an HM, or something else dropped into his inventory. And it works the other way when he beats another trainer, he could get one of my items and I get some rupees, or a hookshot dropped into my inventory.
- Comment on Switch 2 preorders delayed over Trump tariff uncertainty 2 months ago:
Gamers are truly the most oppressed class
- Comment on Oops, something went wrong! 3 months ago:
This is the only error message I need
- Comment on Call of Duty 2026 To Feature The Most Realistic Destruction Ever In The Franchise, Job Listing Reveals 3 months ago:
So… COD is planning on doing what Battlefield: Bad Company 2 did 14 years ago?
Congrats, I guess
- Comment on I'm high and there's nothing you can do about it 3 months ago:
🎉
- Comment on Me at social events 4 months ago:
Damn, how’d you get a picture of me at the company Christmas party?
- Comment on Cute animal pictures > random people 4 months ago:
- Comment on What's wrong with this picture? 4 months ago:
- Comment on I worked hard on this meme and now I can't use it because the guy's a Nazi 4 months ago:
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP! Dot fuck em up!
- Comment on Next Xbox Rumored To Launch In 2026 With New Call Of Duty 5 months ago:
I’m just excited to see what name they are gonna officially pick for the new ‘Xbox 720 Series XS SSX Tricky Triple-X’
- Comment on GhostRunner 2 is Free to Claim for 24 Hours on Epic 6 months ago:
