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• gibmiser@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is ahorrible idea, you can’t catch ashes in a butterfly net.

  You need to use a wood chipper instead of the crematorium. Much larger pieces, much easier to catch.

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  • JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Idea!

    Carbonize the remains and then woodchipper those! They’re basically charcoal so it’s less messy, and they can be caught in a net NP!

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    • lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But then what will i do with all these ponchos?

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah but first you need to flash freeze the body before you throw it in the chipper. Otherwise you’d just create a smoothie.

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Every good funeral ends with us all taking pieces of them home stuck in our hair. Taste better than nuclear winter, not as good as volcanic ash… must be marighost

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  • TeddE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Chad died the way he lived … coating all his friends faces and bodies in a carnal blast of his essence.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      coating all his friends faces and bodies in a carnal blast of his essence

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  • jewbacca117@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I used to want to have my corpse frozen, then loaded into the pilot seat of a fake alien landing shuttle, complete with a computer system and books written in “alien language” that’s really just complicated code version of my will, and pushed off a transport plane to fall somewhere such as Antarctica or Greenland, to be covered with snow and ice for decades before someone randomly found it.

  I no longer have this plan because 1. I can’t afford it and 2. We don’t really get significant new ice anymore. We just lose old ice.

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  • Hubi@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You can still submerge yourself in a bog, it’s way cheaper.

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    • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Entirely true. I wonder what it would take to create a bog..

      I mean people have been filling them for ages right? It’d just be restoration.. but probably nowhere near where I am so probably still expensive ;)

      I know of a swamp that’s kinda sorta nearby, but like people constantly joke about dumping bodies there so it wouldn’t be a good spot.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    have you considered burying your prank in the transpacific garbage patch?

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    • ButteryMonkey@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wouldn’t get found until humanity gets its shit together and cleans up the place. So at this rate, never. But not a bad idea.

      Nah, now that I’m older, I don’t want to leave anything behind that contributes to the litter. I mean heck I don’t even want to leave my future homestead to be cleared out and have my things dumped.. I’d rather hold the land in trust and pass it, and all the stuff therein, along to whomever I hire to help me when I’m too old to do everything myself.

      Tangent about future plans, because I feel like talking about it. Not terribly important.

      Tap for spoiler
      

      I’m going to get older and more broken eventually, and don’t have offspring to help out. I don’t have a lot of options financially, but I have enough skills to build stuff. Probably. And grow stuff, mostly in greenhouses; that I can do. I plan, ideally sometime in the next year, to get a large property with a super shit house on it that’ll last a couple years until I can build the earth-bermed home I want. I figure if a person can build a cinderblock basement, they can probably build a full earth-bermed home from the same. Cheap to heat, cheap to cool, kinda cheap to build relatively speaking, just a gob of work.

      Don’t worry, I’ll hire an architectural student to make plans as part of an assignment or something, and I’d get it inspected at various points of the build. I’d rather not die to my own hubris.

      Once the first place is built, I can build a second house, probably same U-shape pseudo-duplex design -one living room space, a full bath, and two full-size bedrooms on either side of a kitchen/dining room (so 4 bed 2 bath 2 family room, kitchen, dining), but without the full basement level. The main house will need the basement because my partner and I don’t share living space for a variety of reasons, and part of it can also serve as an emergency/winter shelter for the animals.

      If I do this, I can offer room and board for the family of whomever I hire. Due to this being my retirement plan, and me being rather poor (I have a small remaining mortgage on a house right now and that’s all I have to my name. No inheritance, no savings. I’ll be selling this place to buy the homestead, and using whatever remains for the building, solar, etc.), I probably won’t be able to pay actual wages anyone would want to work for -basically my entire net worth will be in the land itself, I’ll have to earn by selling some of the surplus food, and the structures on it are going to be built over time as I can source/create materials- but room and board for two adults and their kids, plus 2 acres for whatever personal use, and access to any and all tools for the property, sounds like fair compensation for one full time worker; the other adult can have a job if they like, or child-mind and raise their own animals to sell or whatever, I don’t care. Plus contractual inheritance of control of the trust when my partner and I die if they want it, else it’ll be left to some educational organization. I’d fucking hate for some shitty capitalist to buy it, or my sister inherit it, and ruin all my vision and work, but if I’m even remotely successful, the place will be worth a lot more when I’m done with it.. I’d like whomever helps me to reap the benefits of loyalty.
      

      At this point I just want my corpse dumped in the woods to be consumed, probably on my own land. Return to nature, maybe bury the bones if needed afterwards. Though it would be cool to have my skull collected and painted or something. Put on display somewhere on my land so I can stay there forever :)

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• wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I have enough money and want to die, I’ll buy a bunch of burial plots next to one another and have them all excavated. My loved ones will paint a ring of color around each one. Then I’ll skydive with a squirrel suit on - red for 10 points, blue for 5 and white for 1. There’ll be a booky on site.

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• Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My family will be at the wake. As the first of my friends and family approach the casket, the let out a gasp. The casket is empty. Suddenly, the lights go out. The Space Jam Theme Song begins to play as the room is illuminated with disco balls and a laser light show. The lights reveal my body is swinging from a ceiling fan in the center of the room. Funerals are too depressing, and I want mine to be a celebration of life. No money is mentioned in my will, it is all going to the open bar

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  elefun

  MEMORY UNLOCKED

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  General fun = Funeral!

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to be in a funeral. Its in my bucket list lol. Everyone has a funeral in their bucket list.

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• Hackworth@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I tough it said “Gets the Wii” and was kinda excited.

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  • Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They could own a wii you don’t know.

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lotsa fun :D

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• curiousaur@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh, now do a Mr. Bucket version!

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• PineRune@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Millennial (maybe Gen X too?) funeral in a nutshell.

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