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- Comment on Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company 1 hour ago:
It’s employee owned. But it’s still under a management structure. There’s a little nepo prick gunning for my job. Yeah life is good. I haven’t quit because I want to keep feeding my kids. It’s a tough position.
- Comment on Ghosted After a Job Interview? Report the Company 2 hours ago:
Sometime ago I had the opportunity to interview and hire 4 interns for our team. We are a very small company and had like 300 applicants. It’s brutal on both sides. I got things to do and deadlines to meet. I can only do so much. So I started replying to of the candidates that didn’t make it. For us it’s very technical and specific what we are looking for, but it’s still hard to say sorry but you didn’t make it. But regardless of what I feel, HR stepped in …two HR people… and they told me to stop sending closure emails. They AI crafted a single reply email and mass mailed it to the remaining people. I think with my heart as if I was the candidate. They think with whatever the fuck makes you think of people as “resources”. It’s probably something to do with not bankrupting the company by bringing the wrong people in and pissing off everyone else.
Some of that is true. One of our candidates turned out to be a nice guy but extremely lazy and entitled. It’s hard to work with someone like that in your small team. Not only do you have to do the hard work that 20 people used to do before the pandemic lay offs but now you also gotta put up with some shit from captain know it all but only after you tech them 39 times what to know and when to know it.
- Comment on Male ejaculation travels at an avg speed of 28 mph. How come it doesn't blow the back of a woman or male neck out or cause other serious damage at that speed? 1 day ago:
There’s a vaccine for that now.
- Comment on Haggis (Haggai when in a group) 1 day ago:
Lamchop IRL
- Comment on Scenario....ring ring ring! It's farmers! 2 days ago:
Early morning writing. It’s the best.
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- Comment on shrimp mode activated 3 days ago:
Wow! 😨 I used to install carpet… that’s a bad day.
- Comment on Apocalyptic 3 days ago:
Holy mackle! Where in the world in this? Get out?
- Comment on shrimp mode activated 3 days ago:
This is wrong at infinite levels on wrongness.
- Comment on shrimp mode activated 3 days ago:
I learned about this some years ago and I still don’t understand how that works. So they are standing up and then drug up and then they droop over? Like why do they stand and not just sit to enjoy whatever show they’re on?
- Comment on get a job you loser 3 days ago:
Working at evil asshole inc is a blessing in disguise…fuck up a little here and a little there. Not enough for anyone to notice but enough that if everyone is fucking up the entire company can do the opposite of thrive while still giving you money. Investors don’t like that.
This is how we win over AI enshitification.
- Comment on Yeah I see you... 4 days ago:
You want frustration that you’ll pay for? Try gum bichromate alternative photography.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
If the free software foundation got 1 billion, it would do many times over what 300billion has done for windows, but not just the OS but the entire software ecosystem around Linux. And it would all be ours to keep.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Money can’t buy love. Fuck Microsoft.
- Comment on A.I. Is Running on Borrowed Money 5 days ago:
- Comment on I'm not big on celebrating birthdays, but my friend Clint is So I got him a birthday cake 6 days ago:
Happy birthday 🍰🎂 cunt!
- Comment on Return to office propaganda floating around LinkedIn 6 days ago:
What a bunch of shit. I go to work every day because I like what I get to do and I need to be there. If I didn’t like what I do or need to be there, fuck traffic. Fuck driving at all, and frankly, I didn’t put my balls on the line to declare my love to the woman I married just to spend most of my life with some randos. I want to be home having all sorts of sex with her all the time possible for us to do that…but I do like the things I do. So honey, I’ll be a little late but keep my couch warm okay?
- Comment on Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated 1 week ago:
Barely there legally
- Comment on Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated 1 week ago:
Wait, he got implants??? Dang! He’s mighty fine for a barely there!
- Comment on Creation Entertainment Announce Rod Roddenberry as 200th guest for STLV with photo-op. Details in post. 1 week ago:
Gene Roddenberry?
- Comment on 3D-Printed Houses Are Already Failing 1 week ago:
Something something… thermal expansion… something.
- Comment on Good morning 1 week ago:
Wait! What?
- Comment on "We're all in this together" 1 week ago:
We recycled for that fuck to ride a flying chariot around the world.
- Comment on Who does Temu think I am? 1 week ago:
Yes!
- Comment on The joke that never ends. 1 week ago:
No, his name is Carlos Godiñes!
- Comment on Suggestion: Lindsey Graham should be interred in a mausoleum behind a closet door. 1 week ago:
How about a urinalusoleum?
- Comment on WTF Alibaba! 1 week ago:
Why rip Trevor…did he die?
- Comment on WTF Alibaba! 1 week ago:
Oh that’s crazy!
- Comment on WTF Alibaba! 1 week ago:
What does that do? Never heard of this.
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