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- Comment on Cloudflare is down [Dec 5] 14 hours ago:
Fine, penis.
- Comment on Cloudflare is down [Dec 5] 17 hours ago:
Interesting! That’s why my …penis! Exactly! Thanks Mr autocorrect!
That why the website I was trying to visit wasn’t working!
- Comment on Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads. 1 day ago:
LOL we got the version with no ice dispenser and the window that you knock to turn a light on…and ignorance is bliss… The fridge’s ignorance in this case. Just be a fridge and cool shit down. That’s all we’re asking for.
- Comment on Some days, lady luck just smiles down on you. 1 day ago:
Dude, anyway so she says to me… Blah blah blah, jakiddy, shmakiddy. And I say…oh sit down, this lower fence is really comfortable. What do you mean spikes? No see! Where I sat there is no spike. Oh its up me butt isn’t it? Well, let’s end it here, I’ll tell you the rest later okay?
- Comment on What's the best way to answer someone who accuses you of being a bot because they don't like what you have to say? 2 days ago:
Sure! I’m definetly not AI. Here’s three different reasons for you to not draw that conclusion.
-I never said specifically I was an AI. -I’ve definetly rode a horse before and it is truth; you should not beat a dead horse. -yes, you can explain that via python.
- Comment on Chimes 2 days ago:
It’s what a sword fight sounds like.
- Comment on fawlty towers? 2 days ago:
Hello! I’m here to return this parrot! It is a dead parrot and I specifically requested a live parrot.
- Comment on Who wore it better? 4 days ago:
Okay J-Lo…I gotta go to a fancy party covering my penis in see thru cellophane. Purple color crotchless pants. Everything else is blue jeans but the cellophane covered crotch. You can totally see my penis jumping and jiggling around in there, but not enough to have full confidence of actually having seen it.
To the sewing machine!
- Comment on Where is heart?! 4 days ago:
They kept it off so captain planet won’t come kick Trump’s administration’ ass. Just a guess.
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 6 days ago:
Because lard ass orange pile of shit is not preparing the world for a new pandemic and instead is destroying green energy and allowing AI to waste and pollute the environment.
- Comment on Waiting for Capitalism to collapse, so we can get this over with so we can reverse climate change and have nice memes, technology and the good end 6 days ago:
Covid 2.0 could definitely do us all in.
- Comment on How long after starting Vitamin D supplements should you notice results? 6 days ago:
You guys need UVB LEDs or fluorescent lamps.
Peak Efficiency: Studies, often using skin samples (in vitro), have shown that wavelengths in the very narrow band of approximately 293 nm to 297 nm are the most effective at triggering this conversion.
In vitro studies have shown that vitamin D3 production increases in a dose-dependent manner. Effective doses used in studies on skin samples include:
0.75 MED (approximately 11.7 mJ/cm2)
1.5 MED (approximately 23.4 mJ/cm2)
3 MED (approximately 46.8 mJ/cm2)
And the goal is 1MED.
One study that achieved vitamin D synthesis in in vivo (rat) testing used a commercial UVB-LED system installed at 1.5 meters and an irradiance of 10.67 mW/m2 for general indoor lighting.Another device designed for supplemental use found that, at a distance of 20 cm, an exposure time of 33–40 minutes could achieve the daily recommended vitamin D synthesis (400 IU).
A different device, using a broader spectrum (UVB fluorescent lamp), found optimal production at a distance of 14 cm with 10–15 minutes of exposure.
- Comment on The reason women cover their drinks 1 week ago:
It’s just the tip!
- Comment on Is it completely impossible to do age verification without compromising privacy? 1 week ago:
The users confirm others at random.
- Comment on Is it completely impossible to do age verification without compromising privacy? 1 week ago:
We could go by width of feet… You take a foot picture, it goes to another user temporarily while they sign in. If they think that’s an adult then you’re in. Then they take a foot photo and the next random user sees their image and they have to judge if the image is an adult. But the image could also be a fake. If they identify a false positive they have to wait 5 minutes. And so on. If others need to login they could judge the same image already identified as adult. If they think its not an adult then that user’s logins is set to wait 5 minutes while two other users are snown the image. If those two users think its an adult then the user who said it was not an adult get to wait for 15 minutes. If however those two guys agree with it not being adult then that user gets permanently banned.
- Comment on Power word: STUN! 1 week ago:
This ball? What ball?
- Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 1 week ago:
The hotel casinos are awesome because we all have to pretend to not see each other complete naked while taking a shower. All doors from the bed to the shower are glass.
- Comment on Power word: STUN! 1 week ago:
Its a twofer!
- Comment on Moss survived for nine months outside International Space Station 1 week ago:
That’s great to use as a space shield!
- Comment on Rush hour traffic in Utrecht, Netherlands 1 week ago:
Or nails…bikes remove nails.
- Comment on Rush hour traffic in Utrecht, Netherlands 1 week ago:
To an outsider like me. Its hilarious because you’ve never seen so many people trying to get somewhere on a bike. Specially when its winter and they get icicles on their face. But also when many are dressed like executives at some large corp while riding comfort bikes in the sitting up straight position.
Here in the us people ride bikes to exercise and have absolutely no heading or reason other than that. In Mexico people side their bikes from work if their old or poor or both. They ride slowly for pleasure, just to not have to walk after a long day. Whistling, looking at women walking because women don’t ride bikes, machismo. Its traditional. The bikes are old and are quickly becoming replaced by 2cycle mopeds, which women do ride a lot. Tons and tons of mopeds along with tons of moped accidents. So a bunch of people riding bikes, not wearing spandex or helmets, or wearing helmets and a suit, on special roads to get somewhere useful that’s on the hilarious end of things. Because its weird and different.
- Comment on Rush hour traffic in Utrecht, Netherlands 1 week ago:
This looks hilarious but its real. I’ve seen it with my own eyes. By the way, you see a red colored sidewalk, you get off of that thing unless you want to get run over by bikes.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Definitely. It is a time in your life when you realize you are powerless but you plan head.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
What a fucking douchebag!
- Comment on Please tell me this is shopped. 1 week ago:
It’s clown boy!
- Comment on Amazing 1 week ago:
Your bones might!
- Comment on Microsoft Copilot wtf 1 week ago:
Sure! Here are ten things regarding -public opinion!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I know of a few that would stop technology development cold. I will not be sharing such information.
- Comment on I knew it! 1 week ago:
Yeah, I was being ficisious.
- Comment on I knew it! 1 week ago:
Perfect AI nose job.
