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- Comment on Xbox Reportedly Plots Second Layoff Wave This Week, with Blizzard and Halo Studios both in the Firing Line 1 day ago:
Yup!
- Comment on Xbox Reportedly Plots Second Layoff Wave This Week, with Blizzard and Halo Studios both in the Firing Line 1 day ago:
Got banned from reddit? You’re like the tenth new account I noticed today.
- Comment on Xbox Reportedly Plots Second Layoff Wave This Week, with Blizzard and Halo Studios both in the Firing Line 1 day ago:
No chips, no ram, no SSDs. The industry found it’s foot and shot it.
This is going to be like the housing crisis but more permanent.
- Comment on Don’t be fooled by this summer of AI hype 1 day ago:
Its not that superintelligence exists but that humans will sede their intelligence to what appears to be more intelligent. Thus we will just let the machines do their thing without thinking about the consequences.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 1 day ago:
It doesn’t matter. What matters is the guy is taming and cramming all the bulks he can find into the oil business China shop when the rest of the world leads in clean energy. When the dust settles, my guess is people will still be cold in winter and hot in summer and will still not care about where their energy comes from.
- Comment on US will allow truckers to drive 16 hours per day instead of the previous limit of 14 hours 2 days ago:
Trump is doing something Algore could only have wet dreams about… Trump is ending the Diesel and internal combustion engine (poorly planned acronymy). He might not like it but as soon as he is out and all the refineries are in shambles something has to replace all that. Probably hydrogen, and battery powered vehicles.
- Comment on The man suspected of pushing a woman into the path of a bus during a run on Putney Bridge in London has been found dead 1 week ago:
See how easy that is? Now let’s try putin again?
- Comment on How come we don't have more sketch comedy shows, like MadTv or In Living Color? Are we just going to be stuck with SNL for our lives? 1 week ago:
They talk about the orange turd. You can’t talk about the orange turd when he’s not wearing any clothes.
- Comment on Min wage in most states is so sad 2 weeks ago:
I’m in for this!
- Comment on Scientists discover how narwhals grow nature's only straight tusk 2 weeks ago:
Imagine if they ever figure out they can spear shit with their tusks.
- Comment on ‘We’re plausibly close to crossing the line’: are warnings of uncontrollable AI coming true? 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully it takes over some dangerous hardware and gives them a lesson.
- Comment on Rocket Job I'm not applying for... 2 weeks ago:
Hey! I just sent you an opportunity for a job! You’re clearly not a rocket scientist and don’t have the requirements met! So here’s another email just to confirm to you that you don’t meet the requirements… hopefully I’ll hear back from you! ❤️
Fuck you! Asshole! Go use your AI to read my resume. And fuck you again, I’m not in fucking Florida or wherever you think you want me to move! How about looking locally? I assume some engineers live close by?
Regards,
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- Comment on A man was indicted for posing as a U.S. veteran and defrauding the VA of $63K over 27 Years for routine medical care 3 weeks ago:
On other news, the only woman that has never been raped will be giving a pre rape speech tonight at the local amphitheatre!
- Comment on Its a steal at that price 3 weeks ago:
I mean, that’s the joke!
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 weeks ago:
And just like that, an AI learned everything necessary to respond when a restroom is busy…next step is to learn how to poop.
- Comment on currently busy 😅 3 weeks ago:
It’s busy!
- Comment on Hot Ones trying to sneak in the package protection 3 weeks ago:
How about just package surveillance… secret surveillance. You know, they’ll watch the package but if something happens they do nothing and don’t tell you anything about it.
- Comment on Wages never caught up with costs 3 weeks ago:
In addition. Don’t worry about who cut that last hole in your parachute as you drop at high speed towards a most inevitable and abrupt stop… And maybe a dead cat bounce.
Anyway, my wife’s car was rear-ended and totalled twice this past year. We buy used but recent so I am 20 grand down this year. Thanks Obama LOL. It hurt financially, emotionally and physically. I was riding and had the kids with us for that second splat, and it was painful. I don’t know what kind of stupid fuck crashes onto a car waiting to make a left at a school zone bus stop corner non the less… On a nice straight away! That stupid asshole bitch was on her phone and petting her dog with driving a good 45mph on a 30. Comes out saying she can’t find her phone… regret on her face for driving while texting.
Anyway the point is that my much older sister in law gave her Honda pilot to her daughter and ordered a Lexus for 70 grand. WTF! She calls it a retirement car. Me, I’m sweating bullets at work trying to keep my job and jump start a couple of the most dull interns you could imagine ever to graduate driving my good old Prius. Everyone seems to have it better than me… except for the interns. I’m having to use my sharpest chisel and mallet to teach them a nice sharp cutting edge. They’re gonna need it. But I digress…70grand on a car while you’re near retirement? She’s either dying and not telling or just plain dumb like a bell. Or loaded. Or both loaded and just stupid. Or maybe that’s easy for people with money and it’s just far from something I would ever do.
My kids are so wasteful…lord have mercy! When I was in school I would keep one pencil for most of the length of the pencil. I would sharpen it with a blade…at school. Now that’s illegal. The kids are required to bring a box of pre-sharpened pencils! Apparently sharpening a pencil is a waste of time. Imagine that! So you open a pencil box, you pull out a new pencil and you write until that tip gets dull. Then you throw it away? And you grab the next pencil??? Oh and my oldest chews thru the tip of her shoes like they were free. Come to find out my wife is going to buy her new $175 dollar shoes??? When I was a kid shoes were $15 to $25 bucks at K-mart. No rebook stuff, We always got the unbranded white foam fake leather upper running shoes. I haven’t seen those in a while but man, those were good shoes. $175??? Holy shit, that’s like a couple of outfits at Goodwill.
It’s a new reality for me. That’s why I just go to work and I let my wife handle the money. I don’t care how much I make or how it’s used up. I grew up poor and if I end up under a bridge one day, so be it, I guess. I just hope that journey teaches them kids something before it’s too late. Live within your means. Life is an unfair bitch ass game and we already lost before even knowing the rules. Only the rich can decide what to do. The rest of us can pretend to make decisions.
- Comment on Release the beans 3 weeks ago:
No! Beans are delicious but not like this!
- Comment on Wages never caught up with costs 3 weeks ago:
Companies are making a bunch of money, inflation is going at 9 to 15%. Meanwhile we get a 3% raise if we’re lucky. The big orange flatulence is making the biggest American lemon squeeze happen, and we are the lemons.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Congratulations in graduation highschool!!! Here’s your 3 billion dollars, and your first beautiful wife will be here in just a couple of weeks after her implants heal properly.
Is that it?
- Comment on How high would my blood alcohol have to be to impair/kill a mosquito? 3 weeks ago:
How about wearing a gel patch that calls the mosquitoes attention and then glues their needle mouth shut when the gel reacts to their saliva?
- Comment on One thing shouldn't be here 3 weeks ago:
Its the AI kid about to suck the soda by poking a plastic straw thru a glass mug.
- Comment on Mmm-mmm 3 weeks ago:
Malk?
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- Comment on GOD TAKING DOLLY AND LEAVING TRUMP SHOWS THAT HEAVEN HAS STANDARDS AND HELL HAS A WAITING LIST 3 weeks ago:
It could be any day! You could just take PTO on a random Wednesday and claim it’s for rest in piss day. That’s what’s fun about it.
- Comment on Brilliant‼️ 3 weeks ago:
Google… What if we detected a person was drunk and then alerted the authorities! And then push notifications for Uber in case the drunk wants to pay us a cut for detecting them drunk and giving him a ride… Or an attorney in case they accidentally drive home or do other things while drunk. Or for telehealth therapy! Or for more drinks! Or maybe they wanna chase it with a good burger nearby! Hey! This drink worked! Do you want to buy the bottle online from Amazon? What other activities are others having while drunk! How about a hotel room nearby and or a person to wakeup with tomorrow? Maybe you might want to marry tonight and divorce tomorrow morning?
The possibilities are endless!
- Comment on This drip coffee is now $5 dollars, up from $2.50 3 years ago 4 weeks ago:
I eat apples because they taste sweet. Same for other fruit. I like beans and soups for their taste, texture, aroma and nutritional value… They make my tummy happy.
Coffee on the otherhand tastes awful, smells like ball bearing grease and look like rust behind the toilet bowl. Why do people drink that? Plus it is sometimes hot like lava and sometimes cold. If you don’t drink it, your tummy hurts for it. If you drink it you mind runs crazy and your heartbeat is not steady. It’s a piece of shit in all sorts of ways. Doctors try to get money by telling us how a cup a day affects our life. But outside in nature there are so many much more appealing things to make into a drink… Why focus on coffee? Heck pistachios can be blended into a really good tasting drink.
- Comment on A sign I'm getting old, I guess. 4 weeks ago:
A sign that you’re not old enough…
Yeah, I guess I’ll sign up to a…
Gym subscription.
Heated seats on my own car that I’m making payments on.
High beams on my own car.
Rough idle noises for my electric car.
A bicycle.
