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- Comment on One new message! 12 hours ago:
I deliberately inserted a jumper wire…bare copper into a 120AC outlet. My kid was smarter and used a fork.
- Comment on One new message! 15 hours ago:
Yeah. You don’t need kids. If you plan in not having kids don’t. You are basically back to square one trying to… Diaper training, walking, talking, playing with others, k-12, graduate with good grades, go to college etc. But one to multiple times and at various stages.
My negative view of the world right now is that we’re just growing citizens to be used in the industrial complex for rich assholes to make money. We don’t get money or benefit financially. And the story ends when it ends. Like there’s no actual Golden goal. One day I may just croak. I think I’m going from painful stomach reasons that rhyme with dancer. But in a few minutes I could also be run over by a car…or worse yet, a honeypot truck…full and spilling. Or nukes.
So there’s no need to have kids. Have sex and enjoy your life to the fullest. That’s pretty much the goal. Don’t waste your life over thinking how to do it. Also don’t go make a living from art. Singing, dancing, painting etc, those are things for rich people. Be practical. If you want to get by do what those people do. If you want to have nice things work hard and sacrifice. But know that you won’t be a billionaire. Nobody can work their ass off and become a billionaire. Even robbing banks won’t get you there. So don’t waste your life trying to do that.
- Comment on One new message! 15 hours ago:
Oh I wish I could tell you how one of my siblings is doing. They are the parent in a situation similar to what you describe. But its both parent and child. But the good thing is family keeps them together.
- Comment on One new message! 22 hours ago:
C’mon parents… You know you wanna. They are sweet and all. They make you proud.
But then there are those days. Today my 5 year old comes asking where the roku remote is. Clearly its in the room. Just press the button to find it! Ring! Ofcourse its in the couch! You little devils never put it back where it be… Okay its not on the couch. Press again! Ring! Yeah its in the couch! The finger chopping Recliner! Ehhh dady, why is the TV scrolling? Hmm okay somehow its inside the cushion? You open the cushion but there’s nothing!!! Ring it again! Ring! Its in the couch! Look if you press here it scrolls! Oh now it went to Netflix! Shit! Its everywhere on the couch! NOO!!! You guys dropped it in the finger chopping part of the recliner! Didn’t you!?? I swear! Nothing! Its not there! Hold on, don’t jump on the recliner! Sonobabich jumped! But you know that shit, your finger nails clipped tight but didn’t bleed. You’re good! Oh look at the fucking remote its just there under the metal cushion spring. How did it even get there!? And where did all these candy wrappers come from? Those are sticky. Go get a wet towel! Let’s sweep and mop and wash the broom. It’s now 8pm. You cleaned up the house. Bruised knees, sore finger nails still teetering of fear of being loped off when someone swings a scissors closed. Like you can feel the cut right at your most favorite finger joint. No, its still there, its just the nail thats gone. Turn around the couch potatoe has been watching loonie toons and tossing more wrappers under the couch.
That’s it! Thus kid’s gone tomorrow! That and other barely legal ways to bring about sanity start to run wild. But after that split second, all is good and you love your kid. You’d do anything for that little lazy sonobabich mini you. Yeah I don’t know what the heck that guy is on but giving up your kids for a looser dude is in no one’s things to do list. But may I interest you in a finger chopping recliner adventure?
- Comment on Thank you for your attention to this matter 3 days ago:
Can gelatin contain one random peanut?
What funny ways to go are there in the hospital setting?
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 3 days ago:
“We’re” gonna be so skinny!
- Comment on I found his trail 3 days ago:
Its a very strong guy with no legs and I suppose non arms.
- Comment on A lot less blue too... Hmmmm.... 3 days ago:
I like how you can see the ring/sphere of atmosphere in the new image.
- Comment on Happy Easter Lemmy. 3 days ago:
Ooooooohh
- Comment on Wrong answers only - what is this? 3 days ago:
That’s an albino Atari from 1980.
- Comment on Gotta go fast 4 days ago:
Compressed air…turbines still going burr this whole time! Gravity pumping… Turbines!
- Comment on I'm sure it'll be fine! 5 days ago:
Houston, I’ve dropped the stilus! Noise iiiiii
Eheeeeeh can I go get it? Noise iiiiii
Negative! That’s a negative young man! You shouldn’t have been playing on it during flight, you dad told you to put it away! You’re supposed to be there in the moment and enjoy the flight and to look back at planet earth as the pale blue ball. Now sit there and wait until the engine stops.
- Comment on SlopOS 11 6 days ago:
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!
- Comment on SlopOS 11 6 days ago:
CopilOS 11!
- Comment on It's important to remember that real art comes from people, not AI. 6 days ago:
That’s an awesome container for had coated photography emulsion! You can dunk your 3" bush in there no problem.
- Comment on 360 6 days ago:
Yes! The trolley would get stuck on the way down as it hits the first set of rails.
- Comment on 🥀🥀🥀 1 week ago:
I hope this isn’t AI
- Comment on Turbine go brrrr 1 week ago:
That sounds great.
- Comment on Adblocker 1 week ago:
No, but they all do want to sleep with us. Specifically they want our penises inside their vaginas and they want to be swimming in large pools of semen. As I understand. I am not sure about it, I just have a very reliable source. You could say its a hub. I only read it for the articles.
- Comment on Can you also do this with languages that use the Latin Alphabet? 1 week ago:
Aztecs… Tlalnepantla- Pantlatlalne…na man…Netzahuatcoyotl - Huatcoyotlnetza - Huatnetzacoyotl? …nah that’s not gonna work! Itzle-Zleit nah.
How about Spanish? Oyo-Oyo! Yes! Oyo means hole. How about Pepe-Pepe yeah but epep no. Oro-oro that’s gold. Can’t think of any where the letters are not symmetric.
- Comment on California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park 1 week ago:
That Park’s revenue is negative. Sir, don’t you see? The shareholders!
- Comment on po-tay-toes 1 week ago:
The first color photos were composed by tri-colored sensitized potato crums/particles.
- Comment on Agent on Jill Biden’s Secret Service detail accidentally shoots their own leg, official says 1 week ago:
Maybe their leg was brown at the time. Walking into mud will do that LOL!
- Comment on Agent on Jill Biden’s Secret Service detail accidentally shoots their own leg, official says 1 week ago:
That photo makes her seem like she’s resigned to the service she’s getting… Oh well! I guess we got what we paid for!
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 1 week ago:
What is this? A No Kings airport?
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 1 week ago:
That’s weighs like 25 air port hotdogs!
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 week ago:
Or it might not matter when I’m dead or jailed or burnt. Whatever they are planning to do with us citizens.
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 week ago:
2.75 more years of this shit.
- Comment on Security lines at JFK airport, NYC 1 week ago:
I wish he got an airport award!
I just created the “Me, I think he deserves an airport award” award and I’m honored to…
Anyway, squirrel!
- Comment on Taxes are cool 1 week ago:
Sex work is still work. They deserve dignity and recognition for what they do for the rest of us. In my moments of solitude only Lulu brings warmth to my life. She’s awesome. I hope things go well to all you guys who do porn for us ugly people.