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- Comment on Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster 8 hours ago:
The chain shot looks like it could hurt
- Comment on HD 137010 b 1 day ago:
1g! We have like 6g now!
C’mon billionaires! This is your chance to create a totally unique planet! Get onboard an X rocket and fly your teslas out there! We are all counting on you my friends! All of you! We will need the chip guys, the real estate and building tycoons, the medicine billionaires and everyone in between, all you must go!
- Comment on Can anyone explain why? 2 days ago:
I’m surprised millennials didn’t kick that habit. But it was bound to happen. Alcohol doesn’t taste like something good at all.
- Comment on Scoliosis pride flag 2 days ago:
I need one for hemorrhoids.
- Comment on Interesting 2 days ago:
I remember those at the swap meet!
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Car owner: oh I see it. Yeah I think I’ll keep it for a another week.
- Comment on They're perfect 5 days ago:
That banana is real chiquita!
- Comment on Homicides at lowest level in nearly 50 years, ONS says 6 days ago:
Its a crisis! Nobody’s killing people. Just *rump, but that’s in a meruca.
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 1 week ago:
A couchcuntatoe once told me the world is gonna row me, I hate to put his tool in the shed!
- Comment on LG's new subscription program charges up to £277 per month to rent a TV 1 week ago:
That wouldn’t be enough for me. Try $2000. I want it direct deposit. $5000 if you want me to turn it on. $6000 if you want me to put it on fox news.
- Comment on It always makes news when the "Doomsday Clock" is moved by a second or minute. What would actually happen if it got to 00:00 1 week ago:
Trump: since you have indicated 0.5seconds to Doom’s day I gone ahead and waited 0.5 seconds before pressing the big red button they told me not to press. Thanks for your attention to this mat…
100,000.5 years later… Yes, I have in did identified the source of “the signal” that ended all life on this planet.
- Comment on Penetration 1 week ago:
Good news!
How big would a neutrinos penis be if it had one?
A neutrino is so tiny and point‑like that the idea of it having any kind of penis simply doesn’t make physical sense at all.
So its not a kink thing.
- Comment on Penetration 1 week ago:
I woke up really sore today. I’ve just heard that bastard has thousands of friends just penetrating everyone all day and all night long and in all directions.
- Comment on Imagine the farts 1 week ago:
I must resist imagining that sssmell!!!
Nooo! Fred! Fred!
FRED! Why! Why did you imagined it!
I hope you guys are happy! An innocent person has passed after imagining the fart! He leaves a brand new 85" TV and two roombas dressed as flat cats. The world will never forget!
Oh the seahawks are going to the superball!
- Comment on If the United States of America was renamed, what should it be? 1 week ago:
Its still the USA. Let’s just vote for a government that works for us and not try to murder us.
- Comment on Chomp! 1 week ago:
…I love you! I love the way you look at me and the aroma of your smile. Ah yes! Your smile reminds me of a highschool locker room. It’d such a great smelling smile!
Smile for me please! 1, 2, 3…there it is, I’m smelling, go ahead and smile! And I’m smelling. Smellovision will be such a big hit! I’m telling you, if they could just smell you smile like I’m smelling you!
People at home: quick turn it on! I wanna smell the news! Yeah what is she wearing tonight? Cocoa! I love her cocoa smile! Yeah catastrophic alien invasion. Oh man her smile smells great!!!
- Comment on How can we convince Trump voters to NOT vote for Trump (or Vance) in the 2026 midterms and the 2028 election? 1 week ago:
Its the midterms. They’re not on the ballot.
Oh I see the joke. Continue.
- Comment on He's not sure but he thinks he knows what she is shopping for 1 week ago:
Our Spencer is a guy. He’s okay, a little chunky but otherwise fine.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Hey I found a rusty steel rod! It’s about 12" long, 9" girth and it comes with an actuator. I just need to test this biologically. Any clue where I might find a deserving biological receptor for this metallic sample?
Its for a science friend.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 2 weeks ago:
Day 4. I’m taking 1200 mg of bromelain and 45mg of papaine per day once a day. I take the bromelain before my meal and the papaine after the meal. I’m also taking L.Reuteri to keep things regular.
It doesn’t seem to cause me irritation of the stomach, but I did have an unrelated asshole itch and subsequent irritation of the area. I suffer from hemorrhoids so it may be related to that. I will keep this updated as I go. So far.
- Comment on Lose yourself 2 weeks ago:
Does he know that’s Tue punisher’s skull logo he’s using? Doesn’t he know the iron…yeah probably more iron would serve him well. Whatever.
- Comment on The consequences of not building enough housing 2 weeks ago:
It’s all about the used backpack market here man!
- Comment on My friends are by my side 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully my ophthalmologist will be surprised.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 2 weeks ago:
I googled and there’s evidence of this working so I will try this out.
- Comment on My friends are by my side 2 weeks ago:
My dad had this done and his knees don’t hurt from gout anymore. His diet changed dramatically too. Zero meats. It’s been a while so I am allowed this one gag about my dad! He was such a great guy and I miss him very much. IE he is D I D dead, so he is in a sense vegan like myself.
All seriousness aside, he did get detached retinas and the vitrious liquid in his eyeball replaced. We could see the bubble and his eyes changed from brown to green. My coworker too had a lens op where they also replaced the stuff in the eye.
- Comment on Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...? 2 weeks ago:
Okay looks like this one is the female because it has the babies! Oh wait I has a penis so this is the male. The other one is the female because it has the vagina. Oh but it can’t have babies. Then this one is the male! And that one is the female because it has the babies. Oh but it has a penis… Repeat.
- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 3 weeks ago:
Exactly. Welcome to the club LOL.
- Comment on Have you ever had a shave in a barber shop or spa? 3 weeks ago:
Some Portographic actors and actress have incredible skills specific to them doing porn that people do want to pay for. Its not just about having great looking bodies but showing the sex act as pornographically as possible to the viewers at home. There’s skill behind every scene. Even in those scenes where the actor or actress gets used like a strawberry cheesecake sandwich, there’s still skill to do that. For that reason I don’t do porn. But I would if I could.
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 3 weeks ago:
Here’s a skin tag remover which is literally just an acid in liquid form (as opposed to the undissolved salt crystals) theoryskincare.com/…/annilhilate-wart-mole-skin-t…
- Comment on A 5% mix of PVA to heal wounds 3 weeks ago:
Here’s another:
www.mdpi.com/1999-4923/16/11/1388
There’s like a bazillion entries showing that various PVA foams and crosslinked systems have been used to test for wound dressing.