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- Comment on Caption this. 5 hours ago:
We don’t know why the balls end up on the wrong side.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 hours ago:
Once encased in glue and properly trapped in the scaffold, the penis is then removed and a layer of film adhesive applied to the cut to properly preserve the penis for posterity.
- Comment on This man is suffering 5 hours ago:
Yeah, the manager would have to drive along and it would have to be a pretty big guy…awkward…here’s your chicken buddy! Wanna say hi to Jessica? Yeah it wouldn’t work.
- Comment on This man is suffering 11 hours ago:
Well how about Boober eats? Same as Uber, but the hooters come visit you at your messy room.
- Comment on Banana 1 day ago:
Remember, a banana has no base.
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 2 days ago:
Yes officer, she touched my nuculus.
- Comment on Share your poops! 4 days ago:
I want to personally share my poops with some unwilling participant billionaires if possible. I’m not actively pursuing this wish, but if it happened, yeah, why not?
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 4 days ago:
So long as it is tiny I guess. I don’t like anything too big going into my anus.
- Comment on Squiggly Boie 4 days ago:
You got no balls! …
… Oh shit he’s got a lot more balls than me! But I thought he was a she! Now she’s an it!
- Comment on Twitter is launching a marketplace for inactive handles 5 days ago:
A snake eating itself.
- Comment on Bats taxonomy 6 days ago:
How do you tell a fat squirrel from a wombat?
- Comment on High fashion 1 week ago:
I just heard that birthrate hit the bottom of the birth barrel. It probably bounced back.
- Comment on When are we getting a Nicholas Cage Linux? 1 week ago:
Tay tay Linux.
- Comment on When are we getting a Nicholas Cage Linux? 1 week ago:
Licolaz Linux! Or Lage Linux.
- Comment on International Shitpost Wednesday! 1 week ago:
I’m the baby! Gotta love me!
- Comment on ... huh... 1 week ago:
Dude! Not mine! Its busy! I mean your own. Unless you got a bad back…and extra ribs…or extra tummy. Yeah, its much easier if its someone else’s. Forget this, just go find someone else to do it with.
- Comment on ... huh... 1 week ago:
But it hurts your back though… Hold on! I was laying on a Lego. No, this is good. Try it out!
- Comment on When your father is clueless 1 week ago:
I assume step daughter? She’s probably stuck under the bed or in the washer (front loader) right now.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
She’s doing okay. But at work she’s noticing that she gets more headaches and that her body hurts when she needs to pick up something heavy or kneeling or bending down.
- Comment on metamorphosis 1 week ago:
Search the words “baby chicks into the grinder”. That’s what this reminded me of.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Okay let me find a negative value property around my neighborhood… None! Could it be a get rich quick loophole? Nope.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
LOL, yet you can’t buy a depreciated house can you? No, cuz there are none. Even a burnt down place represents a mortgage-able amount of money. That’s the lie. There’s no depreciation, they just want to pay you less as time goes on. At least for a house anyway.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Cars totally suck by the way. We went to a dealership to see one of the trade-in used cars and the 20 minute trip turned into a 4 hour car ride in stop and go traffic.
Cars suck, Seattle traffic sucks, insurance sucks. One word of advice… Don’t come to Seattle. If you do, don’t bring a car there. That’s the only saving Grace about Seattle, there’s no parking. To fix the traffic problem simply close the streets going to downtown.
Yeah definitely need a well named insurance… “Pay little” or maybe “screw everyone” insurance. Sorry, just being salty about it.
- Comment on Don't sweep.... 1 week ago:
Oh terribly terrible. No no. Its just bad. Thank you, this made my infinite scrolling.
- Comment on Lasagnaius 1 week ago:
Oh you’re winning this.
- Comment on Lasagnaius 1 week ago:
Hello, I’m Tamarindious of the north of Seattle region. Seattle being the general location of Washington state lol.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Its OK to be salty. I like my beans salty, lemony and spicy. I’m not saying you’re a bean and I want to eat you in a burrito. I’m just saying you’re alright.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Yeah the other party’s insurance is like, well here’s 9000 bucks for your car. So it means that if you’re driving a passenger van you can get hit by some idiot and then end up driving your family in a beat up mini cooper! Yey! You know, because your van is old. Its your fault that you have chosen to ride something affordable vs wanting to pay a car mortgage like a smart person.
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Liability only means your insurance pays the other car, you pay your own damages. I got liability only on my very old car. Our safer car that is driven by my wife and which carries the kids that one has comprehensive. It would cover both parties… Get this, up to Tue great sum of 100,000.00! Anything beyond that you are on your own buddy!
- Comment on Insuranace is a joke 1 week ago:
Yeah we got a lawyer. It’s annoying to have to do that because by default the insurance companies don’t want to do what they’re supposed to be doing.
