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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how much money is there in total?⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully the millionaires can make enough. It’s been thought out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Toss it in a water bucket buried at least 4 ft below ground. My guess is that would actually work pretty well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mentorship Monday - Discussions for career and learning!⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You know its a holiday? So screw work stuff… Except for the payroll ladies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need to clean my keyboard⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I dropped icecreme on my phone. I need to lick it of itdlyieeioryjsiur oytruuy$xeennjiovvgtrcfdecxwwbgrnjumkobhivvycdexswxaqbgtnuumiomlpvfrcswbhyafgjlwtyiopcbnmdhjkxhjopxhizfuisfyaerqwqemmlpnkoobiovuighixguzfyzrtDrserawenkoaXdgchvnkllaqseftygijoklpxdgchbknlmlmplojuhygrdwaaqb bchfufutlnkjouvbhguguybcgxtdtevxczraembkhih

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Graduates hate this tree in particular....?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes. It’s been a while. Fuck that tree in particular!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dead⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ate gravel and rocks.
  And the seven cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We need to reinvent email. This whole “gmail is the only game in town” thing fucking sucks.

  I want a system where I can send and receive files but with an address of my own. And I want to be able to only allow data from a white list without any kind of bypass possibility.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So, can they see red too?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something turbine something electricity something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Golf Trophy that you will always cherish⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Right in the brown Cheerio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone know yet how to get some of the Trumps 1.7 billion slush fund? I mean I hate fucking Trump. But I could come up with a good yarn how Biden came after me? Plus Lemmy needs new servers.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah bidden. And Hilary’s emails! My routing number… 5557-7678-86654…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PlayStation boss says single-player games won’t come to PC going forward | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t play station!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨While you still can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Loved the pigeon suit on Colbert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do I constantly see testostorone being put into evreything from pills to candy bars but its illegal for trans men to get it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I did an extensive bullshit-o-meter research. The only safe-ish combo is fenugreek seed and Tongkat Ali. Not guaranteed to do anything but there’s at least one white paper showing that it freed up testosterone.

  My Johnson and Johnson has not shriveled into a stack of penis and also has not ballooned into an irresistible footlong. But I can report a definite increase in swimmers or blank volume. So it does do something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, what a show!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gay sex⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can bend them and then touch the tips together and rub them. Add some lube to prevent shafing and don’t bend them too much or you’ll crack the cartilage. Oh yeah I buy those swabs too. I mean, they’re OK.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A real Mr. Snuffleupagus? Meet the ocean’s strangest new fish species⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The blurr fish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boomer comics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s where the cum is!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google meet ready set enshitify!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man! Motorola did it to me!

  I purchased their overpriced phone, they said delivery today. I ordered covers from Amazon. But then I check the website by using the confirm link from my email and it says something like preparing to ship expected may 15 which is today. WTF!

  I then check my checking account and no surprise there’s a charge! They took my money but did not ship me my phone. Then I check the rando phone number that interrupted me during my meeting… Motorola services we need to confirm some items!!! WTF!

  Let me explain how this is going to go down on Monday. I will call their phone. If they put me on hold I will hang up, call visa and cancel my purchase. Then I’ll call back and wait for their shit show about confirming whatever the fuck they want to confirm. Once they confirm what they wanted to confirm, I will explain to them how transactions work. You got a phone, I give you money, you send my phone. You don’t receive an order, charge the account and then not send the product.

  There’s nothing to confirm. I entered my address, Picked the products I wanted and entered my payment information and agreed to checkout. Confirm what?

  Amazon never calls to confirm anything.

  I’m pretty close to just outright canceling the order right now. Like if someone makes a big notice I might just go off and call visa or MasterCard or whatever and let them know that I never got my product but they just charged my account.

  So far, a bad experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google meet ready set enshitify!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I know. It’s just to hold me over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google meet ready set enshitify!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. I’m just about having it. I get a new phone in the mail this Friday. It was a tough choice… Pixel 10 so I could just jump into a non Google OS or Motorola since they are partnering with non android postmarketos

  So I got another Motorola with Android. I’m going to limp on this hoping for a grapheneos upgrade.

  C’mon Motorola, I bought your phone because you partnered with grapheneos. Give us an update pathway to grapheneos!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google meet ready set enshitify!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but nah. We are talking different things here

  1. phone numbers -> stupid, anyone can call you.

  2. voice over IP -> Google’s meet was a great idea but now a rando just called me so it means anyone can just call me and I am not able to just block them.

  A good solution is for me to be able to share a link. For family I would always allow the link. For my friends too. But for co-workers I could impose a 8-5 limit. For randos I could block anyone/everyone and only allow the places I want to allow to call me.

  I could make it such that only if you meet me in person you can call me. Everyone else can suck a dick and fuck themselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google meet ready set enshitify!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They had to! They had to make it un-deletable!!!

  What the fuck is wrong with Google!!! I paid for this phone get the fuck off it asshole company!!!

  FUCK YOU!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yummy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Police look awesome busting thru.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yummy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re lucky! Back in my day people would lose a few teeth biting their solid oak desks. You’ve got wood pulp cardboard covered in chocolate. Ofcourse! Take a bite! You bought it! It’s yours!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Hungarian Minister of Health starts dancing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the best ghosts! Big ghosts, crying. They said. Crying. Big ones. I mean these ghosts were big. They said, Mr pres, we haven’t been slowly and awkwardly jacked off by any head of state of such color or girth before. Can you please do it. Can you please? Please oh sir. Big ones these ghosts. Crying, the both. They were. Big. So I grabbed them by the ghost penis and did what I do best. Bee, eee, ESS, tee, best. You know the word? It’s not better! Best is the most beterest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨iOS 26.5 will add end-to-end encryption for RCS messages between Apple and Android⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this needs to be filed in the “who cares” bucket.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do you think realistically would happen the moment we meet extraterrestrials?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A little bit of pee comes out.