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- Comment on Yes, that's me stretched out on the bed, hand on my hip waiting for you; why do you ask? 13 hours ago:
And for $3.99? That’s a bargain to keep gramma happy.
- Comment on All in a day's work 1 day ago:
Great! I need a new metal band for my band saw!
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Either way they’re still looking for it. Stormy said she saw one. But it could be hard to find.
- Comment on Save the day 2 days ago:
You wanna eat it in the app? The browser? Teams? Or behind the couch?
- Comment on Good luck! 2 days ago:
Then you walk downstairs into the shower box!
- Comment on Good luck! 2 days ago:
Yeah, at least it has a bidet!
- Comment on India? , nah a Flemish coastline 3 days ago:
Wow. Needs a little clean up.
- Comment on A conundrum 3 days ago:
Suppose I was the bank…
Guy1) Hey bank I want to sell my house for $1,000,000.00. Here is the deed, I owe $999,999.00 bank2.Bank1) OK I’ll take the house, here is $1.00 and $999,999.00 for bank2. Did you fuck up the house or burn it down to the point I can’t sell it?
Guy1) yup to the ground I burnt it all.
Assessor) I’ll charge Bank 1 $300 to go asses the price. Yeah currently this property can be sold for $300,546.00.
Bank 1) OK Guy1, you owe Bank2 $699,454.00 but here’s your $1.00.
Guy1) your honor I need to file for chapter 11. I have no money
Guy2) Bank 1, I would like to buy this property.
Bank1) Sure that’ll be $1,000,000.00.
- Comment on Have there been any technological advances in boucey ball technology in the last decade or two? 3 days ago:
The car still flies if anyone is wondering.
- Comment on How to poop outdoors in a way that won’t harm the environment and other hikers 3 days ago:
Stop mixing it with broken glass and tossing it at other people’s eyes. That’s step one.
- Comment on If only some of our tax money went to firefighting 4 days ago:
Its crazy out there right now man! I hope they get out of the way.
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- Comment on Say hello to Bary 6 days ago:
Simeon’s cousin is definitely going to say that their dad owns the Gary Center.
- Comment on Driver claims cyclist punched him in face and threw bike at car, causing £1,000 worth of damage, after motorist hit him “at about 2mph” 1 week ago:
Yes your honor, he did run over the guy but he stabbed him real slow and gentle.
- Comment on I just ate a little bag of popcorn without getting any bits stuck in my teeth/throat. ask me anything 1 week ago:
Me too!
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
Both tile and wood are insulators unless wet with an ionic liquid. And even wet you must reach a path to ground.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
Oh maybe you don’t live in the US…our homes are made of wood and drywall. We literally never touch ground unless it’s a basement or a restroom connected with copper tubing.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
No, dude, I’m saying if you don’t completed the circuit, there’s only potential. You’ll only feel the changing potential as a tingling. Only when finally you take your shoes off and step on a wet steel bar that is buried into humid earth then you only then will your circuit be closed and all the various resistances you mentioned come into play. Else you will need two forks, one for each hand.
- Comment on TSMC is Set To Raise Prices of Cutting-Edge Chips By Up To 10%, As It Tries to Maintain Profit Margins With 'Hefty' US Tariffs 1 week ago:
It’s a big circle jerk and the orange turd just unplugged the santorum out. TSMC, Intel, nvidia etc all have ASML tooling in common. They also need rare earths from ruzzia. So ofcourse tariffs to kill the market help a lot. Not ending the Ukraine invasion helps a lot, robing 10% from Intel and nvidia helps a lot. The tools are like 90% aluminum and stainless steel, so tariff on those things helps so so much. And on top of that each company depending on these chips wants AI on oir phone to spy to the orange turd on every one of our worldly desires to see if we could maybe pay a tax for everything we do. Finally on top of all that the orange turd is deporting people who help our productivity multiply and wants us all to be unsafe from the covid pandemic and wants our women to make babies and wants the rest of us to no see porn because that sure helps us fuck more. And AI is replacing us at work and inflation and housing are getting more expensive while our pay stays the same old 3% bullshit.
Time to connected the dots and pop this big fat economic bitch of a bubble up!
- Comment on And so it begins 1 week ago:
Puffy for her pleasure. Or his or their pleasure. No judgments here.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
But if you don’t actually complete the circuit to ground, then current cannot actually pass through you, only voltage. You’ll feel a tingling. See if you can turn on an LED by connecting its ground lead to your carpet or tile floor.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
OK, noted… Dose in patrol, then plug fork.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
Then you’d have to wait patiently for it to pick up a bit. It takes a good fire to do you in.
- Comment on My favorite board game! 1 week ago:
It’s literally impossible to kill yourself by sticking a fork into the outlet. The reason is simple. The path to ground only passes thru the fork.
- Comment on Uninvited pool guest 1 week ago:
Oh Jason? He’s just visiting.
- Comment on I may swear like a pirate, but I'm a fucking PRINCIPLED pirate 1 week ago:
Oh no! The evil people have all the commercially available flame throwers!
- Comment on Sperm whale 1 week ago:
I’m trying but it just won’t stick!
- Comment on Hello girl!! 1 week ago:
This explains everything!: everything refers to all things or having possession of all things.
