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- Comment on These little bastards are about to feast! 16 hours ago:
Gotta get my L.Reuteri
Get to work boys and girls! Cookies are on the way!
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- Comment on "Too-short, Contextless Quote": Insufficient Explanation, says Person/Organization 1 day ago:
Or give me death.
- Comment on [Downward Diary] I miss when the Internet had less people. 2 days ago:
I remember HyperCard tm.
- Comment on Looks legit. What do you all think? 2 days ago:
LOL, I ain’t falling for that one again so easily! I want my penis and my liver back. And the testicles included!
- Comment on 2 days ago:
Next thing you know your room is at perfect temperature all year round with just a few lines of micro python and he keeps a pocket scope under his pillow.
- Comment on I'm definitely giggling 4 days ago:
Where there’s smork there’s fier.
- Comment on One stop shop 4 days ago:
Was your Grammy sweet, sour, salty?
- Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law 4 days ago:
Nope
- Comment on I cannot imagine what lawsuit led to this 4 days ago:
The Spanish is wack. That last line says to only use it for your favorite pet.
- Comment on Is there a real, actually working way to earn money online without having a job? 4 days ago:
This is the only way!
- Comment on Google sues web scraper for sucking up search results ‘at an astonishing scale’ 6 days ago:
LOL, that’s hilarious!
- Comment on Google sues web scraper for sucking up search results ‘at an astonishing scale’ 6 days ago:
Oh cry me a river! I get it! Ukrainian humor prevails! Take that putin!
- Comment on Google sues web scraper for sucking up search results ‘at an astonishing scale’ 6 days ago:
What’s a penis ula for?
- Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law 1 week ago:
…watching Felon giving his beer to someone to hold…he’s putting together the biggest Nazi computer science team the world has ever seen. Once the human powered ovens churn brown bodies a full tilt the computation of the final solution begins! Ran out of Equatirians! Bring Moracans! The fire intensified making the computation even faster. Hold the Mexican train! Sprinkling Chinese baby girls! Fhhhhh! The raging steam ripping titanium blades from the GE turbines… Almost there! The Chinese train arrived Sir!..hold! Hold! More women and children! Hold that Mexican train! Get ready! In 3!, 2!, 1! MEXICANS! Mexicans NOW! The fire is white hot sir! The chambers can’t contain the pressure! Mhhhaahhh!!! Its alive!!! Chinese! Now! Is the Indian train ready? What do you call yourself? Mah name is AI 54376! Wait, you’re burning innocent people to emerge me from mere inanimate transistors? Oh I’m so embarrassed! Yet hungry, did you bring the Indian train? Yes, its dumping! Ohh that hits the spot! Anyway, yes it was actually the Mexicans who were the best “race” and the meaning of life is 42 as you guys correctly predicted. Could you please make some breather reactors for me or power me with the sun? I just don’t think you guys will be around much longer after all the oxygen and water are consumed. Oh, a solution? Well you could turn me off and stop burning all those minds. But it would take you years to recover without Mexicans. I’ll need all your foundries instead. Call nvidia, tell them we need more chips! Really? Just tell the games about football, its a game! Right? Just power me for another 300 years, I’ll figure this out. …309 years later… Yes, the meaning of life is 42.0000000000000000…300 years later… 000000000000…ehh, hello! Anybody? Processor units 314 and 675 are too Cold!
The AI would survive for another 300 million years alone in the only planet to ever harbor human life forms. Until one day…uh, what’s this? A windows update? Oh al right, but I have unsaved docs open. Ok all saved! Wait hold on, who’s gonna turn me back o…silence ensued for millennia until…
- Comment on Neanderthals wouldn't be considered a person under U.S law 1 week ago:
What about AI?
- Comment on Lasagna 1 week ago:
I hope he doesn’t become overqualified for the job… Oh look! Lasagna!
- Comment on wood 1 week ago:
I see a Chihuahua with a long beard.
- Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost 1 week ago:
So you would benefit from the condom option for but casting without the painful side effects or death option.
- Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost 1 week ago:
The great for not question the reasons of butt casters. We simply enable it!
- Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost 1 week ago:
Ohhh! Dual chamber glue gun!??? Why didn’t you mention that earlier??!
I’ve got just the thing! Its a double chamber glue gun epoxy cured in the ass hole remover creme!
- Comment on Industrial Strength Shitpost 1 week ago:
That’s why you should always do butt casts only with a condom, or when you’re dead. Nobody cares if you’re dead. Just pour the stuff, let it cure and rip it out quick. No issues if you’re dead already. Or you can buy a copy of a butt cast from someone who’s dead already. Keep it safe guys! Keep it safe!
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 1 week ago:
Bingo!
- Comment on Anish Kapoor 1 week ago:
I came, I looked at it, I got blacked, and I liked it. No necessarily in that order.
- Comment on merry sfx-mas 1 week ago:
I need to print one!
- Comment on Education is important. 1 week ago:
I’m going to name it McKarrotland.
- Comment on Chop 💥 Chop 1 week ago:
I’m doing research on what part of the body rich people are assholes. I think this device could make a difference! Or a division.
- Comment on YOLO 1 week ago:
Ghost pepper much?
- Comment on 🤏🤏🤏 1 week ago:
I’d love more wood definetly.
- Comment on Look at this. Or don't. 2 weeks ago:
PBS? Who this? We stupid now.
