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- Comment on What a wonderful world we live in! 4 hours ago:
Step one, cover horse’s eyes and plug ears. Step 2, walk horse onto large airplane. Step 3, get said airplane up into the air. Step 4, run with horse towards the open back end of airplane until the horse exits the vehicle. Step 5… Hold up, did we miss the one step where you would strap that large backpack over there to its back? Hmm. Step 6 purchase second horse, specifically a live one.
- Comment on Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry 11 hours ago:
They should get into torrents.
- Comment on Good morning here is a terrible idea. 2 days ago:
Rattle for the baby!
Drum set for the kids!
- Comment on On trees... 2 days ago:
So if you look at a tiny blade of grass and a gigantic tree its like looking at a Chihuahua and a brachiosaurus. And there are smaller things and bigger things in the aminal kingdum!
- Comment on Microsoft renames "Remote Desktop" to "Windows App". Good luck googling for any help or troubleshooting it. 3 days ago:
Ever since Ford renamed all car components to car components it has been a total bitch to change a tire…
Me: hello jiffy lube, I have a flat car components.
JL: Well bring it right in, we’ll fix that for you
Me: here’s the car with the flat car components.
JL: oh I see, you’ve been in an accident. Yeah we don’t fix that sort of flat car components. Go to Joe Shmow’s Auto repair.
JSAR: yah, I looked everywhere for a fix to flat components and found nothing worth trying. Cat videos yeah. But maybe if we hammer a few more things.
Me: but that’s the problem see this is supposed to be a dowel car component, but its flat. It used to be the thing a ma bob. But now its just another car components.
…the conversation would then drag on and included the economy, and politics.
- Comment on Cheers lads an lassies 5 days ago:
Last name vibratory relations tight?
- Comment on They encased the filter 6 days ago:
You also need a spray gun with the glasses.
- Comment on Not now, not ever! Stop asking! 1 week ago:
I like technology. I don’t like it used to abuse my privacy.
- Comment on Wet your hands with clean, running water, turn off the tap, spread cheeks, and apply soap. 1 week ago:
Its a happy face mask dispenser! Dick activated.
- Comment on Not now, not ever! Stop asking! 1 week ago:
Yeah but now they don’t need me anymore. Its like letting the leopard eat my face because then it will leave me alone.
- Comment on Haha si señor 1 week ago:
Ah que la chingada! Ya nos jodimos el pinche puente!
Gentlemen! Full wind ahead!
Do you mean full tilt captain?
Sure you can tilt the sails!
- Comment on Outstanding work 1 week ago:
Was there a pope before these popes? Were there cameras for that?
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- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
LOL.
- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
Okay I can believe that since men are usually not grossed out. Maybe that’s a generalization and some people are just more grossed out than others so they never clean after themselves.
- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
That’s the question. In a restroom you’re just another person that needs to poop. Aside from urinals, which even women can use now, there’s no need to have separate women’s and men’s restrooms. The only difference is privacy. No one wants to poop where others can just peer over or under the stall divider. Its stupid. Everywhere else people have literal rooms with proper door.
The big difference is that women tend to be more clean by a long shot. So they would find mens restrooms repulsive. But if it was a shared restroom, it would also be less repulsive.
- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
Its a political statement declaring that people should go to any toilet that’s close by because nobody but one’s self is actually sitting on the toilet.
- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
Here’s the women’s toilet in an airplane:
Transexuals go in it. Bisexual men go in it. Kids go in it. Grandfathers and mothers go in it. See the trick is that “women’s” and “men’s” restroom distinctions are BS! There’s one very important idea behind a toilet door…people take turns going inside. You see, that’s why it can be a room for anyone to poop onto…unless you gave cholera.
- Comment on If you gotta go, you gotta go law. 1 week ago:
The only sign required on one of these is “restroom”. If you gotta butt hole and a poop behind it, you must use a restroom. Everyone else should wait until you are done. Unless they find another restroom.
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- Comment on The joy of a family that values education celebrating the graduation of their son 1 week ago:
I used to work with him. Great engineer!
- Comment on Oh god 1 week ago:
Today its luggage. I’m gonna need a lube wale…a belube wale.
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- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
I used to love Philips head screws until one day I tried torx. I’m never going back. I have some Philips around but you know the bits get worn and that damages screws. Sometimes you can’t get the screws out. I just finished a large concrete wall project with all the forms held by the same 20 or so T25 screws. Its crazy how good and reusable they are.
- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
May I get wood? I don’t need the circumcision part.
- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
Exactly! Shit wood for a shit post!
- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
A Romanian friend of mine used to say that about the home depot slogan when they got rid of the experts.
- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
You got the questions.
We got the questions. - Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
± 1/8" maybe? Maybe ±1/16". Not -2" on both sides and the whole thing twisted.
- Comment on The Home Depot tax at work! 1 week ago:
Like the old man said “measure twice, cut as many times as so can until its right”
