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- Comment on All cells are bastards 1 day ago:
Do one for rockets…MECO is main engine cut off.
Better yet MaxQ is when the vehicle has achieved maximum hydrodynamic pressure. All new babies born to rocket scientists are innately ready to declare MaxQ for everything… crawling, mhaaa! MaxQ, when the vehicle is undergoing it’s maximum hydrodynamic pressure! Stroller, trike, bike, trolley… eventually having sex MaxQ MaxQ! MAXQ!!! My vehicle is undergoing maximum hydrodynamic pressure right now baby! Pop! A new MaxQ baby comes out.
- Comment on Someone should take this seriously before it happens 1 day ago:
Walmart is getting rid of their awesome racks!
- Comment on stress 1 day ago:
Things like such and such just used your tax dollars to reduce an entire educational facility full of pupils to rubble…as you drive to work over a road full of potholes and have no mass transit so if your car gets screwed up you’re done. Specially if you’re living paycheck to paycheck.
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 2 days ago:
Hey! That’s illegal! Showing a penis like that! WTF! Why can’t I blur his orangeness’ penis? Oh it’s one pixel. Yeah, that’s tough. You tried.
- Comment on It's been a while since I was fired from my job, so here's a picture of Windows updating at the wrong time 3 days ago:
Is this all we are? Just a bunch of nerds…some of who like to be naked and do naughty stuff…? Just out to figure out where the others live? 😞😕.
Recently I was able to identify where a porno was shot… down in Brazil! WTF. I didn’t tell anyone where. One day in the distant future I might be able to travel there so I too can claim fame. But why do we do it? We do we try to dox people?
- Comment on Wasted life when it's all about money 3 days ago:
The bottom one is Mitch right now.
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 4 days ago:
Just looking at how tiny that watch looks on his wrist.
- Comment on Holy hell, Ernie. 4 days ago:
Hey, I wouldn’t wanna be cancer! Look at him! He’s got big muscular arms! You be cancer! Not me man! You do it!
- Comment on Youtube blocks your FreeTube "IP" address 5 days ago:
And grayjay
- Comment on Youtube blocks your FreeTube "IP" address 5 days ago:
Yes
- Comment on So I searched for art on eBay... 5 days ago:
It’s my style.
- Comment on Dr. Pepper lover 5 days ago:
Hey! Which side are you on!
- Comment on Remember, it can be too big... 5 days ago:
She didn’t have to eat the entire thing! Some people prefer a tip and just a tip.
- Comment on Before the revolution 5 days ago:
Look at all those criminals!
- Comment on *laughs nervously* 5 days ago:
I recommend bi-metal hole saws all day long!
Why would you bother with a jigsaw or a router when you can get the confort of a well rounded hole!
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- Comment on Youtube blocks your FreeTube "IP" address 5 days ago:
Its a YouTube video watching app. Imagine the YouTube app on your desktop but open-source and no ads.
- Comment on Youtube blocks your FreeTube "IP" address 6 days ago:
Oh that’s interesting. With IPV6 they are able to block you internal IPs?
- Submitted 6 days ago to technology@lemmy.today | 11 comments
- Comment on I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK) 1 week ago:
Are you implying what I’m implying?
- Comment on Age gap 1 week ago:
I can’t tell who is who.
- Comment on Is this a fox or coyote? 1 week ago:
A foxyote?
- Comment on Gargle the wine 1 week ago:
Booting Intoxication and shards of glass in the ass… Here we go!
- Comment on where does your bus line bring you? 1 week ago:
It says POSP for Piece Of Shit Post. So I guess that makes sense too.
- Comment on I've been using this simple trick to keep cool in the heat wave (UK) 1 week ago:
Alexa! Please set the room temperature to 72F… Would you like that in degrees centigrade?
Sorry, I can’t hear you! I’m making too much cooling noise!
Alexa, it’s too hot!.. I stopped cooling so I could hear you better! Totally not to send that data to Google for precessing.
- Comment on Reality dawns 1 week ago:
Smacking your chin, almost clapping to the right?
- Comment on After seeing that sign I would carry him in 1 week ago:
Yada yada yada… He’s paying child support to the goose and has to announce his presence to the neighborhood when he moves in. Pretty standard for that club. A little presidential.
- Comment on Horror story 1 week ago:
One day kids won’t understand the reference and will probably come up with stuff like "That’s funny, didn’t I donate my left testicle as required by Microsoft government for population maintenance purposes? Why are they asking me to donate my remaining testicle?
- Comment on Horror story 1 week ago:
It turns out all the Rust is just dyno clippies that rusted out millions of years ago when the planet was populated by clipies.
- Comment on Magnitude 6.9 quake hits northern Japan 1 week ago:
Ouchi! Hope everyone’s alright over there! That’s pretty big too like Venezuela’s!
So I searched for art on eBay...
