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Martians Stay Mad _💪_

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com⁩ to ⁨memes@sopuli.xyz⁩

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  • normanwall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Cookie monster lookin ass

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    • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought Elmo was playing with his new camera!

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Interesting thought:

    I wonder if humans evolved on a planet with a shitty little moon like this, what would it have done to our views of the heavens? This moon is clearly just an object. It looks like what it is, a rock in space. No one is going to look like this and thing that the heavens contain magic and wonders and gods, they would look at this and thing it contains rocks.

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      We just happened to have a sun that’s 400 times larger and 400 times farther away than our moon, so they appear to have the same significance from our perspective.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yeah, you ever really look at bananers? you never see 'em banan

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I don’t have evidence to back this up, but I don’t think the sun looks that dull to the naked eye from Mars, I think these images were made carefully to show the shape of the moon clearly (with filters etc). If humans evolved on Mars we probably would never have even noticed eclipses were happening unless we eventually used technology to look closely at the sun.

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  • Vitaly_Chernobyl@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    We should blow up Deimos.

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    • killea@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Casualties would be light. But it’s a declaration of war!

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    • EisFrei@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Remember the Cant!

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    • diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Lets do it after we put Elon on there.

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      • JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        The only issue is if we put him into another planets orbit, his massive head may get mistaken for a new moon. Phobos, Deimos, Elon…

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  • CatGPT@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    TEMU-ass eclipse

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  • dasrael@lemmy.zip ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a lop-sided budget ass moon. Gay. Loser.

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  • slothrop@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s because the earth’s moon is hollow; created and inhabited by reptilians, at the behest of the illuminati. It is purposely seemingly the exact same size as the sun bc reasons./ – David Icke

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    • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Ritual reasons for certain

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  • nocturne@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    I thought it was a close up of Kash Patel at first.

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  • schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    not wrong though, we are lucky that the apparent sizes of the moon and sun are as close as they are on Earth :D

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    • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And lucky to live in the time when they are. The moon is moving away from the Earth slowly, and eventually they won’t look to be the same relative size

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  • nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Demons are gonna get basted by a space marine up there in 100 years or so.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Googly eyes ftw!

    (I had a coworker put a googly eye on her eye patch one time. That was truly a fun day at work)

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  • Blibly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Everyone on Mars right now is a loser

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    • Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      DON’T you DARE disrespect my rovers!

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      • Blibly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I genuinely feel bad about this. My apologies to those little dudes

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    • nocturne@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    What a shitty moon.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

    You make stuff come alive

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  • birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Here’s a nice twofold question: what is the closest stable orbit that could produce a total eclipse on Mars? And how small would an object in that orbit then need to be, to produce that eclipse?

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    • Einskjaldi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      It’s already at the lowest orbit it can be, which will eventually fall into Mars in 40myears.

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