samus12345
@samus12345@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Once again Reminding you to stop normalizing the grind and Normalize this instead: 23 hours ago:
Tomorrow:
“I said I’d do it tomorrow. This is today now!”
- Comment on Hay there 1 day ago:
Well, that’s the name she gives; I don’t think it’s her real name.
- Comment on Hay there 2 days ago:
I thought this was a joke edit until I looked up horsegiirl.
- Comment on Checkmate fishies, I'm coming for you 2 days ago:
She presumably said it out loud, so who’s to say she didn’t have a space between the words?
- Comment on Baba Yaga 2 days ago:
“Wear me, and your gardens will cover all of Middle Earth!”
“What? No! That’s stupid!”
“Look, dude, you’re not giving me much to work with here!”
- Comment on Hungry 2 days ago:
How dare it try to eat food to survive!
- Comment on Apparently it is hard to draw a horseshoe crab in a T-shirt 2 days ago:
Every million years or so:
“Hey, horseshoe crab, we’re gonna evolve. Wanna come with?”
“Naw, I’m good.”
- Comment on phonetic alphabet 2 days ago:
I is for “imagine”
M is for “me”
A is for the letter “a”
G is for “gee!”
I is for…“imagine”
N is for “nice”
E is for “Egad!”
I said “imagine” twice!
- Comment on Game franchises you like, but wish were anothet genre of video game? 3 days ago:
IDCLIP in Doom II, IDSPISPOPD in Doom I (glad they changed that one!)
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 3 days ago:
Seems too silly even for Star Wars. Maybe Rick & Morty.
- Comment on please do not the fish 3 days ago:
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 3 days ago:
Because it doesn’t get much shittier than AI slop, and this is the shitpost community.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 3 days ago:
It’s also not Diet Coke, since it’s clear.
- Comment on average red state university 4 days ago:
- Comment on No cap Fr Fr 4 days ago:
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 4 days ago:
“She carries a terrible curse.”
“That’s bad.”
[OP image]
“That’s good!”
- Comment on English has too many words for animals 4 days ago:
Yes!
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 4 days ago:
The first one. The second one is way too top heavy to be practical.
- Comment on English has too many words for animals 5 days ago:
A tortoise is a kind of turtle, just like a toad is a kind of frog.
- Comment on "Sober" 1 week ago:
Completely depends on which drug and the quantity it’s taken in.
- Comment on "Sober" 1 week ago:
Drugs are better than mugs.
- Comment on New Nike Ad Goes Hard 1 week ago:
- Comment on Talk like an 👽 1 week ago:
Way-oh, way-oh, ooh-way-oh-way-oh
Talk like an alien
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 1 week ago:
They’re unironically Captain Planet villains.
- Comment on North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet. 1 week ago:
There are people who can, but not people who can AND will.
- Comment on Progress 1 week ago:
“Man goes to work” makes sense as a headline, but not as a statement. “Man” and “mankind” mean the same thing.
- Comment on No fear! 1 week ago:
- Comment on You're supposed to say thank you 1 week ago:
Koji Kondo is a master of making catchy music!
- Comment on You're supposed to say thank you 1 week ago:
- Comment on Real 1 week ago:
The water between Asia, Australia, North and South America, and Antarctica.
