samus12345

@samus12345@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riding the bus to the underworld⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it’s just not a great pun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Riding the bus to the underworld⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “Anubis” is the Greek version of his name, so it’s probably pronounced something like AH-noo-beece, with the emphasis on the first syllable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to show your son how to shave his pubes if he asked?⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We really are. Those damn Puritans!

  This reminds me of an event my mom likes to recount: we moved to Germany when I was a kid. We went to a beach where other kids were running around naked. I looked around and immediately took my clothes off and ran across the beach.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird to show your son how to shave his pubes if he asked?⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Plant Slurs⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a screenshot from a stage in Donkey Kong Country 2 called Bramble Blast. It’s those plants.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨suckcess⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “The willing horse is always overworked.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess Partners in Time would be when the time travel was discovered! Conveniently explains child Pauline as well, I suppose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nintendo isn’t consistent in their own games, so it doesn’t matter either way. Mario and Luigi race with baby versions of themselves!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' Donuts Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dunkin' Donuts Drinks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, that’s an American small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup! Notice the text in top left of the DKC manual:

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  Makes the DKC opening shot make more sense, doesn’t it?

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets philosophical⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to know, even if I don’t like what I see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is damned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Need to add in every other sin that every other religion with a Bad Place when you die has. Pretty sure that covers everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is damned⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  “Worth it!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invincible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s also proven to be very vincible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Many make-believe things do need to make sense to actually be enjoyable. Not Donkey Kong games, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Especially since this from DCK2:

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  Why is Mario still young when Cranky Kong, the original Donkey Kong, is old?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IGN interview w/ DK Bananza devs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  DK loves the bananas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baby dies after California mom leaves him in car to get lip filler on 101-degree day, police say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For the puzzle part, sure, but not the humor. I like The Stanley Parable for that aspect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to settle for Lego Dimensions. Better than nothing. And GlaDOS arguing with HAL 9000 was pretty epic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stardew Valley dethrones Valve classic as Steam’s top-rated game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was 22 when Half-Life came out. I’m tired.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women come, women go⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But then it might have been too good to be a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨call of the void⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If only Murray Leinster could have seen how prophetic his story became. Not only did it correctly predict household computers and the internet, but also people using the computers to find out how to do things and being given the most efficient method regardless of any kind of morality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are creators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve thought from time to time about how being able to see significant societal change in a person’s lifetime is a very recent phenomenon. For many thousands of years, things stayed pretty much the same from birth to death unless you happened to live though a significant event. It’s neat that I’ve gotten to witness change in a way that one would have to time travel to experience in the past, but monkey’s paw, the change isn’t always good…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are creators⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They got nothin’ on Japan, though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some online shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I did. Amazon started selling third-party stuff in 2000 (and wasn’t evil yet).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some online shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I ended up using Librewolf on my Steam Deck for a weird reason - Firefox video files were stuttery when played full screen, Librewolf’s are not. No idea why.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What sort of grill needs a firmware update lol⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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