Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects
Anon joins girl's night
Submitted 2 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
FatVegan@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
I was always “basically a girl” in a gir group. It’s great, i don’t even jnderstand what the problem is.
Ibuthyr@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Well, if you have hopes of sticking your little pecker in one or multiple of those girls, then those expectations would lead to disappointment.
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I’m a straight
ish6’ dude built like a plumber but the lesbians in my DnD group declared me an honorary lesbian.WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ah, that’s the fisting part of girl’s night.
degen@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
All you had to say was plumber. Pretty sure plumber - bigot = honorary lesbian
porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Wait, does that mean bigoted lesbians are dishonourable plumbers?
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
It’s too late OP is already a lesbian.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Sounds like Anon doesn’t appreciate the fact that he’s part of an inclusive friend group.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“inclusivity” is like the antithesis of 4chan
reader@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
fake: op talks to girls
gay: op is one of the girls
john_tech@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Fake: Anon has friends
Gay: Anon is presumably built like a twink
GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or has egg vibes, and has been preemptively adopted by her soon-to-be girl gang.
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Being one of the girls > being one of the guys
endless_nameless@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
as an nb ambassador in the gender demilitarized zone it’s really crazy to me that people choose either/or
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
It’s something that other people chose for you, you don’t pick it yourself
shawn1122@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Hey now dudes over 6 feet can be femboys too. Don’t your height limit your possibilities, king/queen.
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
But femboys aren’t girls. That’s literally their entire thing.
dan69@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
*Tell us what really happens when a group of girls hang out together. Is it true they do cliche things like: rituals, eat, fart and poo??
jdr@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
What else can humans do?
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf 2 weeks ago
That’s a job that I’ve outsourced to AI.
Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just watch out for when they start lezzing out
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That’s true, my all girl friend group has a tendency to do that. And of course by lezzing out I mean snuggle up with our wives.
Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If they do…just roll with it
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
When I was in middle school we had a pull-up test in gym. first all the boys did theirs, then they had to leave and the girls did theirs. Nobody minded me staying because I couldn’t do one just like most of the girls.
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I kind of giggled at this, not trying to put you down. I did like around 20-30 and I was like maybe I should stop. -_- I had a military style workout routine every day, not by choice. I don’t like to brag but just vent out the daily torture routine. I think it’s funny that the One Punch Man workout routine is, heh, like nothing.
kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I don’t like to brag
Hey now, no need to lie. If you had said it while appearing more honest, something like “I wanna brag, because I have put so much effort into this”, you might have gotten a better response. Now it just sounds like, you are bragging, and also a liar.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
haha
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I’m a 6’6’’ man, but I dream of being a 4’7’’ femboy.
degen@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
I’ll get the axe
mycodesucks@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do you have any idea how much hot coffee shooting through a nose hurts?
I hold you responsible, degen.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Suddenly Gattaca
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I had a scenario like this when I was couch surfing while going to college. So there I am in a attic room surrounded by 5? girls and I thought to myself wtf am I doing here. I just came here to do my laundry, my friends girlfriend said it was okay and I could take showers there as well. In hindsight, I realized I’m an idiot. She showed me her room as well. I totally missed the subtle messages; she was very intelligent, she explained her school project about the function of ATP (Adenosine triphosphate). But hey I was a brain dead skateboarder then lol
Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Idk, sounds to me like they feel comfortable around you.
I have a few close female friends, one I even usually share a bed with on trips. I asked her why it’s like this once and it boiled down to “you don’t expect anything from me”.
I do have a partner and usually hang out mostly with women, so maybe I’m just not attractive, who knows
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I mean looking back, I don’t disagree. One of the girls would help me with random stuff. Another always wanted to take photos together and put them online, I said no thank you to that. I think that people have different interpretations of attraction. In a way I found being taught about ATP very attractive but I wasn’t going to interject myself between her and my friend. So you probably have an attractiveness beyond a physical appearance.
TheHooligan95@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I don’t understand I’m a braindead biker
myyass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I had turned into a biker at one point. It was about an eight mile ride to get this shot. Probably one of my favorite, and probably because riding all the way up there.
Stolas@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I joined a book club on discord, and ended up playing games and watching stuff as well. I am the only guy that shows up to most of it.
But this has also always been how it is. I sat with the girls during lunch years ago when I was in grade school. Most of my mothers family was women, so when I got dragged off to spend time with them for the weekend it was just like that. Joined a frat in college, but ended up spending more time with the sorority girls.
It just be like that.
formation@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You must love the tea
skujcici7755@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)
NewDark@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Is there a slur pass that he gets for that?
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
I’ll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing “female friend” in this case is simpler than explaining that “girl friend” is not his girl friend.
I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn’t let them.
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Really? I’ve always thought female as an adjective is completely normal. Using it as a noun (to describe women) is what’s weird.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I may just be old, but I agree. I think Anon using “female” as an adjective with “friend” when he’s going on to talk about girls’ night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using “female” as a noun, they’re just dismissed as “a female.”
I also suspect that it won’t be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.
crenquis@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Wife’s friends always requested that she bring me along even though none of the other husbands/partners were coming. When she’d ask why they would just tell her “he’s fun”. I assume, “without being a tiresome asshole” was the unmentioned part.
100_kg_90_de_belin@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
6’1 eunuch
Turret3857@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
attached picture in the post is Mari from omori (a minor)
SplooshArmstrong@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
Okay, and? Are you worried someone’s gonna whack their shit to a green text?
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Take the W, OP.
Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Seriously, there’s still potential there.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or…?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
If nothing else, he might learn to be around women without reverting to a perma-online 4chan incel.
Still a ways to go yet, by the looks of it.