Take the W, OP.
Anon joins girl's night
Submitted 6 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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TootSweet@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Axeman666@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Seriously, there’s still potential there.
ruuster13@lemmy.zip 4 hours ago
Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or…?
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects
FatVegan@leminal.space 4 hours ago
I was always “basically a girl” in a gir group. It’s great, i don’t even jnderstand what the problem is.
Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
It’s too late OP is already a lesbian.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.
Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.
Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)
reader@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
fake: op talks to girls
gay: op is one of the girls
EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app 4 hours ago
Being one of the girls > being one of the guys
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
I’m a 6’6’’ man, but I dream of being a 4’7’’ femboy.
NewDark@lemmy.today 6 hours ago
Is there a slur pass that he gets for that?
JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
I’ll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing “female friend” in this case is simpler than explaining that “girl friend” is not his girl friend.
I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn’t let them.
Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.
k0e3@lemmy.ca 2 hours ago
Really? I’ve always thought female as an adjective is completely normal. Using it as a noun (to describe women) is what’s weird.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I may just be old, but I agree. I think Anon using “female” as an adjective with “friend” when he’s going on to talk about girls’ night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using “female” as a noun, they’re just dismissed as “a female.”
I also suspect that it won’t be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.
skujcici7755@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)
Turret3857@infosec.pub 19 minutes ago
attached picture in the post is Mari from omori (a minor)