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Anon joins girl's night

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨19⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    attached picture in the post is Mari from omori (a minor)

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  • TootSweet@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Take the W, OP.

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    • Axeman666@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seriously, there’s still potential there.

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      • ruuster13@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Uhhh potential that OP will realize he just made some friends? Or…?

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  • abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe because OP is the first man they meet that doesn’t treat women like sex objects

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    • FatVegan@leminal.space ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was always “basically a girl” in a gir group. It’s great, i don’t even jnderstand what the problem is.

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s too late OP is already a lesbian.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Ah the great 4chan anon paradox.

      Fake: OP didn’t get invited anywhere, because he posts on 4chan.

      Gay: If OP did get invited to “girl’s night”, it’s because he is gay, but that didn’t happen because this is fake (see item 1 above.)

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  • reader@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    fake: op talks to girls

    gay: op is one of the girls

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  • EmilieEasie@fedinsfw.app ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Being one of the girls > being one of the guys

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m a 6’6’’ man, but I dream of being a 4’7’’ femboy.

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  • NewDark@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is there a slur pass that he gets for that?

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    • JoeyHarrington@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ll probably get brutally assassinated for saying this, but typing “female friend” in this case is simpler than explaining that “girl friend” is not his girl friend.

      I know there are people that have made it a mission in life to be shit heels and have made the word female into something nasty but I still say we shouldn’t let them.

      Thanks for listening to my Ted talk and try not to hate me for having an opinion.

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      • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Really? I’ve always thought female as an adjective is completely normal. Using it as a noun (to describe women) is what’s weird.

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      • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I may just be old, but I agree. I think Anon using “female” as an adjective with “friend” when he’s going on to talk about girls’ night with her and the rest of his new friends is several levels less bad than someone using “female” as a noun, they’re just dismissed as “a female.”

        I also suspect that it won’t be long before the egg cracks and we see the update on this post over in blahaj 196 or whatever it is.

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      • reev@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        What about… “Friend”?

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  • skujcici7755@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dont fuck it up, OP (narrator: he did.)

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