Canonical_Warlock
@Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 2 days ago:
Duck imposter.
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 2 days ago:
Ah, gotcha. I thought I was having a stroke for a second there.
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 2 days ago:
What?
- Comment on Good afternoon I'm here to make a parches of a slic. 2 days ago:
So I know you’re just wearing a hat but when I first saw your reflection it looked like a duck and now I can’t unsee it.
- Comment on Will getting my drivers liscense renewed mess with my employer checking my driving record? 3 days ago:
Honestly I’ve only had to renew my liscense once before. I wasn’t sure if any of the information that they would require to pull my record would change when I renewed it.
- Comment on Will getting my drivers liscense renewed mess with my employer checking my driving record? 3 days ago:
They did want a picture of my liscense but, thinking about it now, that was probably just for my I9. Like you said, they should only need the number to run my record.
- Comment on Will getting my drivers liscense renewed mess with my employer checking my driving record? 3 days ago:
It doesn’t actually expire until March. I start the new job at the start of February. So I’ll still have a bit over a month to get it done even after I get the new job and they run my records. It would just be more of a pain because the DMV is only open durring my new working hours. It’s still doable though because I could always just swing in on my lunch break.
Honestly I’m probably worrying about this way more than I should. If I wait to get it renewed then I just swing by the DMV some day on my lunch break. If I renew it now it would probably be fine and even if it did screw something up it would probably take a single email to HR to resolve it.
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- Comment on "Family Size" has no meaning anymore 1 week ago:
Are you kidding. This is murica! Cheese is practically a waste product of our over subsidized dairy industry. Theres a reason that there’s 1.4 billion pounds of cheese in our strategic cheese reserves. Theres no reason those enchiladas couldn’t be 50% cheese ~product~.
- Comment on Yet they know what dishware I'm looking for... 1 week ago:
Brian
- Comment on Anon gets a job 1 week ago:
That’s basically it. They’re just there just in case they’re needed and many people actually can’t stand working like that. There are a ton of jobs where someone only needs to be there just so any potential work gets done right away. But it’s shocking how few people actually enjoy getting paid to do nothing most of the time. It definitely takes a certain mindset.
I work a similar job right now. I’m support in a factory. I show up to work with the expectation that I’ll only actually be working for maybe about 20-30% of my shift. If a machine needs attention or a production coworker has a question then I deal with it, otherwise I read a book. Whenever one of our production workers gets promoted to support, it always takes them months to get used to not working. They always start out trying to take literally every call just to have work to do and nervously twiddling their thumbs while staring into space at their desk when they don’t. Eventually they start pulling out their phone but they always look so guilty about it and hide it as soon as a boss walks by. And these are internal hires who even have the advantage of having personally watched me fucking around on my phone sending memes to my boss all day at work every day without issue. We actually just lost an external hire maintenance guy because he was constantly woried that he wasn’t doing enough work and was going to get fired.
- Comment on Choosing pink is chaotic evil? 2 weeks ago:
Piss harder.
- Comment on Anon's in trouble 3 weeks ago:
Fuck all of this
Normally when people say this it is at least a bit of an exageration, but not in this case. That is some straight up nightmare fuel.
Heres a taster for those of you who don’t want to read the whole thing.
…bisection of his thoracoabdominal cavity, which resulted in fragmentation of his body, followed by expulsion of all of the internal organs of his chest and abdomen…
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 3 weeks ago:
I am adding “made a window in the block” to my lexicon. Thank you.
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 3 weeks ago:
You wipe up to the fourth knuckle?
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 3 weeks ago:
Sure, I’ll just wave hi to the folks at the urinals as I waddle over to the sink with my shit caked ass.
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 3 weeks ago:
Maybe he thinks touching his butthole would make him gay and a bidet would force him to wipe.
- Comment on Anon wipes his ass 3 weeks ago:
Fires up pressure washer with extreme prejudice.
- Comment on I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway 3 weeks ago:
Assuming you’re in the US you should know that first time home buyers can put basically 0% down. You need to pay mortgage insurance until you hit 20% equity in your home but that isn’t terribly expensive when you compare it to the mortgage, insurance, and taxes. The 20% down rule is really only if youre selling an existing property to buy a different one. No bank is expecting a first time buyer to put 20% down.
I want to say the total amount I paid out of pocket at closing for my house was like $3000 back in 2018. So it’s still spendy but the down payment isn’t as much of an obstacle as people make it out to be. The bigger obstacles are just having a good credit score and a history of stable employment.
- Comment on Jumping in would either give you superpowers or cancer 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Indian start-up Yes Madam fires employees who indicated being stressed in the survey 1 month ago:
Yes, but you always BCC large groups like that to prevent reply-all disasters.
- Comment on what a moment to live 1 month ago:
They took the ebike into central park and got away on foot from there. I doubt they’re the one that rented the bike or if they did, they did it with fake info and a prepaid card. Once they got to central park they probably swapped into a new set of clothes out of that backpack and disapeared.
- Comment on Uno what really happened 1 month ago:
Nah, Ukraine has already shown the world how regular consumer grade drones can be used as very effective military grade weapons. No need for a roadside IED when you can fly the IED right to their face.