Canonical_Warlock
@Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on brand new sentence 4 days ago:
Not to defend the guy but when I got my wisdom teeth removed they wouldn’t let me walk. They said it was a liability thing that any time they discharged a patient who received any amount of anesthetic in the prior 24 hours they had to wheel the patient out in a wheelchair. So I had to sit in the chair until they got me out the hospital doors but after that they didn’t give a fuck what I did.
- Comment on 6 days ago:
Protip, just tell them it’s a business number. I’ve done that twice and suddenly the number of spam calls I get dropped off a cliff.
- Comment on Sorry, honey 6 days ago:
I don’t even get woken at all.
Are you still sleeping?
- Comment on DOGE cut 20% of APHIS the agency that protects U.S. agriculture and now the screwworm parasite that wipes out livestock has returned to the U.S 2 weeks ago:
Basically. We had previously driven the screw worm south of the darian gap and we had been keeping it there by continuously dropping sterile flys across the region to prevent them from breeding. But the mitigation measures were cut to save money so now we’re back to having screw worm in the US.
- Comment on Finally found a pair of pants that fit very good 2 weeks ago:
Are your feet AI generated?
- Comment on Just me and my cement truck 2 weeks ago:
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
- Comment on If it doesn't have sugar or alcohol , I don't want it 3 weeks ago:
Damn that’s an expensive garrage cooler. Nice get. I hope it’s a conditioned garrage though. That cooler doesn’t like high or low ambient temps.
- Comment on outsmarted 3 weeks ago:
That’s way too mich effort spent on those morons. If they don’t have the money then I tell them leave and go back to what I was doing before. I am not about to spend any amount time entertaining someone who is trying to rip me off. I don’t even care if they somehow “find” the rest of the money. I’m done dealing with them. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
- Comment on heater 3 weeks ago:
I remember one time I was at a large industrial site working on a cabinet cooler (dedicated air conditioning for large electrical cabinets) on a motor drive cabinet which was was running 480V 3 phase with feeder wires the size of my thumb when their safety guy walked by and saw me poking at the cooler fan with a screwdriver. The conversation went something like this.
Safety guy looking rather concerned: “What are you doing?”
Me: “Cabinet is getting warm because the cooler quit. The fan motor isn’t running so I’m trying to give it a bump start with a screwdriver to see if the motor is siezed. Gotta do it this way because otherwise I have to pull the whole cooler off the cabinet to access it properly.”
Safety: “You know those wires there are 480V right?”
Me: “Yup.”
Safety: “You know those will kill you if you touch them right?”
Me: “That’s why I’m not touching them.”
- Comment on heater 3 weeks ago:
Could also electrocute though if your body is a better path to ground than the bad connection.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Wearing nothing but booty shorts with “straight man” bedazzled on the ass and a feather boa in straight pride colors.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Which head?
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
If its the stuff I’m thinking of then the grenage will definitely bounce. That film is called huricane film because it’s designed to stop debris hucked by huricane force winds. If someone can pitch a grenade through that stuff then they have a future in MLB.
- Comment on Goon 4 weeks ago:
Unrealistic Male Fantasy #532: Being the loyal henchman of a mafia boss that actually takes care of their people.
- Comment on So, has age verification really become the new normal? 4 weeks ago:
I’ve never had youtube block my VPN. Is they just something they only do on chrome or have I just been lucky so far?
- Comment on What is a Lemmy user called? A lemming? 4 weeks ago:
Fedofiles.
- Comment on When a judge tells the jury to ‘forget XYZ,’ how can the jury possibly do that? 4 weeks ago:
When I was on the hiring team at work, I googled an applicant and discovered that they were arrested in the 90s for filming themself having sex with a cow. That is increadibly offputting but they had a clean record in the 30 years since then and even if they didn’t it was in no way applicable to the job in question so I simply disregarded that fact. Obviously I still knew they fucked a cow but I simply didn’t consiously factor it into the hiring decision. They did get the job btw.
I imagine it is the same for a jury. Obviously the jury can’t literally forget something that was said but they can consiously choose to disregard it when it comes to their final decision. Obviously it’s not perfect because any information admissable or otherwise will subconsciously influence someones verdict but if they try to actively ignore that info then it is better than nothing.
- Comment on Why are dads like this? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on They're somehow always baffled that their cakes are melting 4 weeks ago:
Not to mention, indoors you have to worry about building code issues. Ansel systems, air exhaust, air makeup, etc. In a temporary structure none of those codes apply. The last thing you want to do is publicly televise breaking the law.
- Comment on oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on I guessed 5 weeks ago:
stupid fucking comment
FTFY
- Comment on Haxxed 5 weeks ago:
Correct. The only way to know for sure is to walk out the airlock and see with your own eyes.
- Comment on Good advice 5 weeks ago:
*Fuck
- Comment on It has what kids want 1 month ago:
I hope they’ve grown a bit because you should only be feeding babies baby oil.
- Comment on The bosses are never going to just hand workers a 32 hour workweek. 1 month ago:
*fucking
- Comment on Teachers deserve more money. 1 month ago:
Yeah Im calling bullshit on that. There is no way you take a slug of gin and not immediately know you just drank alcohol.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Not really. This guy is getting dates.
- Comment on I regret putting up the sign. Getting constant requests to eat pineapples or abstaining for 3 days 1 month ago:
Why would they care about the pineapples if it’s for a creampie?
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 72 comments
- Comment on Real 2 months ago:
So would the breathable atmosphere.
