Anon is unaware he's at risk for a heart attack

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• sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: anon had a dad Gay: Dude literally look at this post

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• cabron_offsets@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake & def gay

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon claims to bang a dude who looks like an older version of him

  Gay: Anon is fantasizing about banging an older man

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• Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s with the absolute horrible crop? It’s not like 4chan puts a watermark on the left side or anything…

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Shitty meme found in trash bin. I broke into this guy’s house and stole a new one for you. Hope his dead gay dad doesn’t mind

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    • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yay! That’s much better, thank you!

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• Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon has a strong relationship with his dad

  Gay: gay

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fellas is it gay to be gay?

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  • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Only if you’re a bottom.

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    • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      When you’re in balls-deep and give one final buck, spraying your thick batter deep into him as your tongue fights his, and you pull away with your lips still bridged by saliva and sweat and you stare at his face framed by your hands and you caress his chin with your thumb and realise he’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and you stare into his big, deep eyes and he stares back into yours he whispers “I love you” and you whisper back “I love you too” I cannot even begin to stress how important it is to say “no homo” otherwise you might give off the wrong signals.

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looking past the obvious WTF, dude ain’t curious about his deceased brothers? 🤔

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  • Empricorn@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve reread it and don’t see where it says anything about siblings, alive or dead?

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    • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Written will says most of it is to go to his living son”

      Try to read first, it’s right there in the post.

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  • Object@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah but money

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• Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Good title, when the twist came it gave me a secondary chuckle

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• MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We need a rule against shit that’s just straight-up sad, even if it is “fake & gay”. I guess I would settle for an incest flag, because I’m also not reading any of that by choice.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m not really sure this is the right community for ya bud

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Anon should be aware now…

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