Fake: anon had a dad Gay: Dude literally look at this post
Anon is unaware he's at risk for a heart attack
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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sunglocto@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Godric@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fake: Anon claims to bang a dude who looks like an older version of him
Gay: Anon is fantasizing about banging an older man
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
What’s with the absolute horrible crop? It’s not like 4chan puts a watermark on the left side or anything…
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Shitty meme found in trash bin. I broke into this guy’s house and stole a new one for you. Hope his dead gay dad doesn’t mind
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Yay! That’s much better, thank you!
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fellas is it gay to be gay?
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Only if you’re a bottom.
rmuk@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
When you’re in balls-deep and give one final buck, spraying your thick batter deep into him as your tongue fights his, and you pull away with your lips still bridged by saliva and sweat and you stare at his face framed by your hands and you caress his chin with your thumb and realise he’s the most beautiful thing you’ve ever seen and you stare into his big, deep eyes and he stares back into yours he whispers “I love you” and you whisper back “I love you too” I cannot even begin to stress how important it is to say “no homo” otherwise you might give off the wrong signals.
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looking past the obvious WTF, dude ain’t curious about his deceased brothers? 🤔
Empricorn@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
I’ve reread it and don’t see where it says anything about siblings, alive or dead?
over_clox@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Written will says most of it is to go to his living son”
Try to read first, it’s right there in the post.
Object@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Yeah but money
Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
Fake: Anon has a strong relationship with his dad
Gay: gay
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
We need a rule against shit that’s just straight-up sad, even if it is “fake & gay”. I guess I would settle for an incest flag, because I’m also not reading any of that by choice.
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m not really sure this is the right community for ya bud
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Good title, when the twist came it gave me a secondary chuckle
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Anon should be aware now…
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fake & def gay