over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on You have to pick just one 10 hours ago:
Blue Corn Flakes
Yes this is real, and yes it’s naturally blue and also naturally mildly sweet, without added sugar.
- Comment on Budget witchcraft 10 hours ago:
You summoned me?
- Comment on The dumbest come back to a question that you ask 1 day ago:
I cannot confirm nor deny this, but I’ve been told that between Mississippi/Alabama lines, there was a sign that stood fr lie 7 years that said…
“Welcome to Missipissi”
- Comment on If you only have a PP, well have another P... 1 day ago:
You heard me, PPP!
- Submitted 1 day ago to [deleted] | 7 comments
- Comment on what the fuck, apple music??? lmfao 3 days ago:
Same with YouTube and the band Suicidal Tendencies
- Comment on I never knew there were so many Nuts 3 days ago:
Deez Nuts
- Comment on Machines 6 days ago:
I should have just started working there myself. Like fuck, what they gonna do, fire me?
- Comment on Do dogs actually like having their belly rubbed or do they just know we really like to rub their bellies? 6 days ago:
By this measure, our dog is a cat as well…
- Comment on How do I tell my co-workers I'm not attending a wedding without creating drama? 6 days ago:
Vehicle issues ‘last minute’
Fuckit, give yourself a flat tire, this ain’t difficult…
- Comment on Machines 6 days ago:
I’ve been in a Dollar General store before, that had 4 self checkouts, that were all out of order.
There were 2 human run registers, but no humans to even be found.
I hollered across the store “DOES ANYONE EVEN WORK IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER?!”
Almost needless to say, an employee came to the register, but in hindsight, I probably should have just said fuckit and walked out with the merchandise.
- Comment on Delicious 6 days ago:
Hi, is this bed still available?
- Comment on If you ever see a CEO like this, warn a brother. 1 week ago:
What is everyone on about? Blurry?
The image is crystal clear on my end. I’m a member of lemmy.world and using the Jerboa app.
I’m gonna save this post to investigate later, just out of curiosity, because seriously the posted screenshot image appears crystal clear on my end.
What are you folks seeing to say its blurry/needs more JPEG?
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on Tiddies 1 week ago:
Rule 34, now you have to make it happen…
- Comment on Tiddies 1 week ago:
That’s right, they go in the square hole…
- Comment on When the car diagnostic computer knows the list of problems is so long 1 week ago:
Somehow, Kermit The Truck, our 1996 GMC Sonoma, only throws one error code, P0300, says low fuel pressure or some nonsense, as that’s one of the newest sensors on it and it runs fantastic!
Something like ~220k miles on it now, and it cranks right up faster than a 2020 vehicle with that stupid Start/Stop shit.
- Comment on Trollyposting 1 week ago:
Instructions finally clear, pulls lever multiple times furiously…
- Comment on Is gud 2 weeks ago:
Of course, how else would I rinse my olives?
- Comment on Ohhhhh, the year was 1778... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on How do fonts for people with dyslexia work? 2 weeks ago:
Can I ask if you can provide a link or three or so to refer to relevant dyslexia friendly fonts?
I happen to have a very mild form of dyslexia, where either written or typed, I’ll sometimes mix up my lowercase ‘u’ and ‘y’
I always catch the mixup within less than a second and correct it before I ever post, but yeah I’m kinda interested in this question myself.
- Comment on You haven't followed the plan I gave you 2 weeks ago:
I would like to file a bug report. The proper message should be…
“I detestify Yesterday’s Dust and Dorito Semen on your trousers”
- Comment on Duckduckgo search assist is not quite flawless 2 weeks ago:
Doesn’t the president of Mexico have a menstrual position?
Also the president of the USA has a fecal position right?
Oh, right, neither are in Europe, my bad…
- Comment on Gave up. Can't figure it out 2 weeks ago:
STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS
This is now public domain information, feel free to share as necessary.
- Comment on Ears Of Dog 2 weeks ago:
You know we pet him everyday ya goof!
- Comment on Ears Of Dog 2 weeks ago:
Brownie is awesome friendly.
He sometimes likes when I flip his ears back, he can hear way better…
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 9 comments
- Comment on Gave up. Can't figure it out 2 weeks ago:
PULLING ON MY PENIS
How the hell are people getting PUTTING or PUDDING out of this?
- Comment on Hope I'm doing this right... 2 weeks ago:
Hi, is this turd still available?
- Comment on I want to be at peace 2 weeks ago:
Depeche Mode - Enjoy The Silence