over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 1 week ago:
No kidding, you don’t say huh? That’s why I posted this as a shitpost.
I had my glasses off in the bathroom and my extremely blurry vision saw a kitten with the paper towel folded pattern side in like that.
- Comment on He thought about getting an Erector set, but 2 weeks ago:
Literally 10 years past that sort of habit, and I couldn’t be happier!
Don’t do kids, durgs…
- Comment on Cover Your Banana 2 weeks ago:
Hey yo, it’s better than AI slop…
- Comment on Cover Your Banana 2 weeks ago:
I’m confused, I dunno what’s disgusting about this…
Like, don’t you peel the condoms off your bananas before you eat them?
foodrepublic.com/…/aluminum-foil-trick-store-bana…
Oh wait… I might be doing something wrong here… 😂🤣
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- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
Well Merry Christmas to you as well, thank you for erecting the tree, very beautiful!
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
No shit Watson, I’m observing it from my natural blurry vision and I see a pink kitten.
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
When I wear Depends, I don’t need to wipe,
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
Can we confirm this with AI?
How much shit does it deliver? Bullshit? Dogshit? Pigshit? Rabbit Eggs?..
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
It’s a baby fox, obviously.
Merry Christmas.
- Comment on I'm confused. Is this a kitten or a puppy? 3 weeks ago:
Look, in the holy name of dumbfuckery, you gotta do better than that. For Christ’s sake, it’s Christmas!
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 3 weeks ago:
Oof, as generally right as you are, you really don’t want to pick at your skin, sometimes there actually are reasons…
Back when I was 15 and my pubic hairs were more or less fully growing in, I ended up with a couple of ingrown hairs right under the base of my family staff male member. Yeah, ouch!
After about 2 weeks, I realized those bumps weren’t gonna heal up on their own, so I nerved up and started picking with a needle. After a bit, I caught what I thought was one ingrown hair, and managed to pull it out, though it was way tougher than I expected.
What came out looked like one really thick tightly coiled hair, but after I rinsed it off then rolled it in my fingers, it split apart to reveal it was actually 5 hairs all coiled together! Just on the opposite side was another similar bump that had 2 ingrown hairs coiled together the same way.
After removing those, within like 3 days everything was almost completely healed! Yeah, the absolute last place you’d want to have to pick at your skin, but I knew I had to do something…
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 3 weeks ago:
Teratoma
- Comment on What are some cool infections? 3 weeks ago:
Give the character a boil on their ass, and they can barely walk, until the core of the boil is removed plus some additional healing time.
No I won’t be going into deep details, but I had boils around 2009 or so…
- Comment on It was completely lost on me, at first. 4 weeks ago:
These black and white transparency images work horribly in dark mode, black on dark grey…
- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 4 weeks ago:
Yeah about that…
I dunno why the thumbnail for the video isn’t showing, but the thumbnail on YouTube shows the original piece of wood before work started, and it totally looks like a woman’s lady bits…
- Comment on Dragon Eye Water Bottle... 4 weeks ago:
Flexibility between imperial and metric… 🤷
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 18 comments
- Comment on Alright, who stepped on my corn? 5 weeks ago:
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- Comment on everyone talks about chip bags being 50% wasted space but no one talks about creamed corn cans being 50% wasted space 5 weeks ago:
When I get them fresh from the gas station, I heat them up alright…
I know someone is gonna ask me for some at some point, so I mess with people by randomly mixing half and half of salty peanuts and cajun spicy peanuts. I like them both, but if you want some of my peanuts, you never know what you’re gonna get…
- Comment on How would you decide? 5 weeks ago:
Its prefect!
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 5 weeks ago:
🧛♂️
Does italic vampire work?
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 5 weeks ago:
That’s what I do when I get bored haha!
- Comment on American exceptionalism 5 weeks ago:
Nah, you can die in the ER waiting room like my old friend Ryan P.
He literally died in the waiting room in the hospital, he died from a dental abscess that bursted into his bloodstream and went to his brain.
Dude died at age 27, and he wasn’t even part of the 27 club, he was seeking treatment! 😭
- Comment on American exceptionalism 5 weeks ago:
She was already a bit of a mean ass bitch even before that happened, probably half of why one of the neighbors shot her in the first place.
She did chill out a bit after all that though, but she never particularly liked me after that either.
- Comment on American exceptionalism 5 weeks ago:
Yes I did do my best to clean the tip first.
Choose your battles in life, either leak out or take your chances…
Our dog Rosie totally survived, no complications, aside from her not exactly liking me much after that…
- Comment on 🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽 5 weeks ago:
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Does italic corn work?
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Does bold corn work?
