over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on Do most people still use computers, or do people only use a smartphone as their main/only device? 1 day ago:
What, no love for the Kentucky Fried Console?
- Comment on Has America Reached Its Tipping Point with Ignorance? 1 day ago:
Elmo wants people to be poor, uneducated, and more religious…
- Comment on 'Murica! 1 day ago:
I grew up on a 40 acre junkyard, I’ve seen it all. This is not how a car gets prepped for a paint job, this is just straight up white trash 'murica shit here.
Note the American flag on the roof, that appears to have been done professionally at least. I’ll give them this much though, they ain’t about to forget where they parked in a Walmart parking lot. 😂🤣
- Comment on 'Murica! 1 day ago:
Looks to me like someone gave their kid a wire wheel, a couple cans of paint, and some bondo, and told them to go have fun.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Cherish your family while you can. I lost my father over 10 years ago. He could be mean at times, but he taught me a lot. I miss him. ☹️
- Comment on 'Murica! 2 days ago:
This was literally found in the wild, at a rest stop headed from Mississippi to Louisiana, no joke, no AI.
- Submitted 2 days ago to [deleted] | 9 comments
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 3 days ago:
Bruh, I only got So Many Heads to hit this bong…
Fine, I’ll pass you a hit!
- Comment on Shake My Head Imaging Center 3 days ago:
- Shake My Head
- Stroke My Head
- Smack My Head
- Suck My Head
- Slurp My Head
You gotta get ahead of these things yo!
- Submitted 3 days ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 3 days ago:
Exactly. And arrest Santa and do away with those pesky elves while we’re at it.
- Comment on The priorities of life 3 days ago:
My former boss once challenged me to ride my bike across our main local highway to go get us some pizza. He said if I could accomplish that and get back in less than 4 minutes, he’d pay for it.
Then he told the other coworkers to watch as I did exactly that. 3 minutes 53 seconds later, and I was back with a fresh hot pizza.
For comparison, it would probably take like 15 minutes in a car, having to stop at red lights and waiting at the drive through and all that good fun traffic shit.
Disclaimer: When I ride my bike, I don’t obey any traffic signs, I’ll ride straight through the median if that’s the shortest/safest path. Whichever way is quicker, safer, easier, IDGAF.
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 3 days ago:
I’ll tell you a little secret.
99% of all the junk ever made came out of Santa’s bag. If you just shove all that junk back in the bag and destroy the bag, problem solved! 👍
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 3 days ago:
Hahaha! I needed that laugh today! 😂🤣
- Comment on Where did Captain Planet go when he flew away? 3 days ago:
He’s not stupid, he went back to his home planet, cuz Earth is fucked and he knows it.
- Comment on Basic courtesy 3 days ago:
Look at Mr. Moneybags over here with his 7 EggCoin…
- Comment on It's why they tried to get rid of it 3 days ago:
Diagnosis unclear, I haven’t been diagnosed with Pluto, yet…
- Comment on Turning my printer on v. turning it off 5 days ago:
LPT: Don’t let cats sit on your printer.
I’ve literally had to fix a cat pissed corroded printer before. Not good.
- Comment on Scanning the archives 1 week ago:
Meanwhile, I occasionally make memes, while our dog looks at me stupid like ‘that’s not food!’
- Comment on Okay, this is getting out of hand 1 week ago:
And sponsored by Brawndo! It’s got electrolytes…
- Comment on This could actually happen 1 week ago:
Nah, Boomers didn’t have that font yet.
- Comment on This could actually happen 1 week ago:
Just make sure to never accidentally swap the first two letters of the word ‘nicest’…
‘You’re my incest grandma, I love you! ❤️’
- Comment on Can you eat soap for acid reflux? 1 week ago:
Uhh, we’re not exactly doctors here, but I don’t recommend eating soap. But hey, you do you.
Maybe try some Pepto Bismol or something…
- Comment on Mhhhm, tasty threadripper 1 week ago:
LMFAO, what the actual fuck? Someone stole the photo of what I ate last night, and this is what they did with it? 😂🤣
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Comment on EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank! 1 week ago:
My egg wallet has never sent me any emails, that’s why my wallet is made of styrofoam.
- Comment on EggCoin is now officially notarized at a United States bank! 1 week ago:
Don’t worry, I know my password is hunter2, and I know you can’t see that!
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 10 comments
- Comment on I have $5 genuine United States dollars here. 1 week ago:
Either that, or they just want microplastics in all our foods… 🤷♂️
- Comment on I have $5 genuine United States dollars here. 1 week ago:
Huh, well TIL that Canada switched from cotton paper money to polymer back in 2011.
thefinancialgeek.com/…/canadian-money-made-of/
I was once paid for some side job with a Canadian $20 bill, but that was well before 2011, probably more like around 2005. The bank gave me about $18.50 US dollars in exchange at the time.
