over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on how often do you think about your wenis? 1 day ago:
Its your elbow skin, believe it or not.
- Comment on Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati 2 days ago:
It’s 2026 and pride month…
I’ll change if I have to, and become beautiful and slutty, I guess… 🤷
- Comment on Bar hired local artist to paint the bathroom doors. The pictures were her idea 2 days ago:
Okay folks, I have just left upvote 69, so we can leave this nice beautiful perfection alone now…
👍
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- Comment on I see your frog, and match you a forg. 3 days ago:
Frog Love 🐸
- Comment on I see your frog, and match you a forg. 3 days ago:
No kidding right?! I’d love to see a video clip of one of these frogs catching a fly. Fastest tongue in the world I’d imagine…
- Comment on Everything is longer, including Florida Man 3 days ago:
It was all Florida all along…
- Comment on I see your frog, and match you a forg. 3 days ago:
This really is a rare genetic defect that can happen with frogs. Emphasis on rare, very rare…
The amazing part is that they even make it past the tadpole stage, they seem to survive just fine, despite their eyes being inside their mouth. Hell, they don’t know any different than what they experience in life.
Live, adapt, overcome…
- Comment on ngl it gets you pretty buzzed 3 days ago:
Amateur, we use vaporized asbestos aerosol around here, usually orange scented…
- Submitted 3 days ago to [deleted] | 16 comments
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
That’s almost funny, my glasses already scratch the fuck out of my face when I take a nap, no impact necessary.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Try watching the airbag recalls, it’s one of the largest recalls in history. Once I researched and realized my old 91 Chevy Corsica had 6 deaths (documented anyways), due to the airbag, I fucking disconnected that shit.
Glasses or not, there’s shrapnel that comes out when that supposed safety device explodes.
I will do with my own vehicle how I please.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I do not need to look it up for myself. I’ve experienced it. Just slightly different context.
Almost lost an eye at age 12, almost lost my mom at age 2…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Sounds like a 12 year old can easily break polycarbonate lenses, thank you very much.
Dude was expelled from school actually.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Source? Me mofo, I’m telling you a real life story of my own, age 12, grade 7. I got punched in the face by a goddamn [redacted word], and nearly lost my right eye.
He was suspended from school, and his parents had to buy me new glasses.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
You’ve never worn glasses have you?
Them bitches will definitely etch a hole in your face or take out an eyeball…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Been there, done that. I’d rather my face smack the steering wheel, without glasses, and without a Takata airbag…
Seriously, been there, done that.
I don’t trust airbags at all, I’ll just as soon disconnect all of them.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
I still have both my eyeballs, thank you very much.
Glasses aren’t made of glass these days, they’re made of plastic (polycarbonate), and they just slung off my face for a moment…
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
My ‘glasses’ (what the fuck is that term?) are and have always been plastic.
The airbag never even worked, but I almost lost my right eye due to a fight in school, while wearing plastic lenses.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Are you a chucklefuck, or do you not realize broken glasses will totally explode your eyeballs?
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 days ago:
Currently shitting 💩
Thank you for your concern regarding this matter.
Now we just gotta catch a break in the rain for the dog to go shit…
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 days ago:
Instructions unclear, now me and our dog are constipated…
- Comment on First post here. I hope you are welcoming to dyslexic people in this shirtposting community! 3 days ago:
Would you like some shit to go with that shirt? 💩
- Comment on Cheese is available 3 days ago:
Shhhhh…
Don’t say that C word too loud, our dog knows exactly what that is…
- Comment on First post here. I hope you are welcoming to dyslexic people in this shirtposting community! 3 days ago:
dyslexiasex dailyWelcome 👍
- Comment on Some people can pull off anything 4 days ago:
I’m just passing by to drop this link. It’s very relevant…
- Comment on is it spelled "grey" or "gray"? 4 days ago:
I think it’s a USA vs European English thing.
I prefer the ‘grey’ spelling though, even though ‘gray’ is most common in the states.
- Comment on oh it's getting real alright 4 days ago:
🐝🐁🐱🐕🐎🐘💩
Who shits bigger, me or you?
- Comment on I weighed my stool today, it weighs about 2.8 pounds.. 4 days ago:
Shredded tires, steel wool, and Gorilla Glue, like any normal person…
- Comment on just pooped 4 days ago:
Like a 2.8…
