over_clox
@over_clox@lemmy.world
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 4 hours ago:
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- Comment on Happy Holidays!🎁🛍️ 20 hours ago:
I dunno, just whichever aisle the sluts are on.
/s, maybe…
- Comment on Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)? 1 day ago:
But is that Wast or Eest of the Missipissi River?
- Comment on Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)? 1 day ago:
Fine choice my friend, I’d leave it too haha! 😂
- Comment on Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)? 1 day ago:
Ah yes, our great 51st state, Folorado!
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Just rename your AI to Jesus…
“Hey Jesus, hold the wheel”
- Comment on For your budget, this is the best fit 1 week ago:
Instructions unclear, horse rotted away in the rain…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Yeah, like cats, racoons, turtles, etc…
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- Comment on 1 week ago:
We live in a dystopia, and I don’t like it either…
- Comment on 1 week ago:
This is why you gotta get the Full Self Driving option, with the Pokémon GO plugin, so your car can catch them all for you 👍
/s
- Comment on Trure 1 week ago:
STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS
- Comment on Wasn't as stealthy as one thought 1 week ago:
That’s why mama told me to always wear a diaper to school, I might become president one day…
Wait holup…
- Comment on Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again? 1 week ago:
Don’t forget the Red Bull and Vodka system coolant…
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- Comment on Amazing 2 weeks ago:
No no, in the year 2505, some dude by the name of Not Sure is gonna save everyone and fix all our problems. I think he’s gonna start putting toilet water on the plants or some shit…
This message brought to you by Carls Jr, fuck you!
- Comment on Corn 2 weeks ago:
Hi, is this corn still available before Thanksgiving?
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 2 weeks ago:
And then a week later we have idiots playing with loud and colorful explosives, in an apparent effort to scare all the animals and start forest fires…
- Comment on Seriously, Bert! 2 weeks ago:
Just wait until they find out about the Easter Bunny. That poor rabbit has to lay millions of eggs just for one silly day…
- Comment on Why isn't it considered vegan to harvest animals who die naturally? 2 weeks ago:
I’ve wondered about this myself since like age 7, when our otherwise perfectly healthy horse Sissy got struck by lightning while standing under a pine tree out in the field in a storm. 😢
Living out in deer hunting country, they could have given the neighbors a shout and basically be like hey the meat’s fresh, y’all come help cut it up and stock like 10-20 freezers for free…
🤷
- Comment on SipsTea 2 weeks ago:
Do what any responsible father would do, steal his phone charger, that’ll teach 'em…
- Comment on Do you think there would eventually be technology to delete/replace memories (like the *Men In Black* device). How much do you fear such technology? (like misuse by governments/criminals) 2 weeks ago:
There have been a very rare few survivors of it. Very rare indeed, but yeah the survivors ended up losing all their memory.
- Comment on Do you think there would eventually be technology to delete/replace memories (like the *Men In Black* device). How much do you fear such technology? (like misuse by governments/criminals) 2 weeks ago:
A medical lab controlled case of Rabies, where they make sure it doesn’t actually kill you, would erase all your memories.
No selective memories to erase though, more like just wiping the slate clean, and you’d have to learn to walk, talk, and wipe your ass again.
Highly not recommended, but I bet that’s been secretly tried more than once…
- Comment on Why don't jet engines melt? - Veritasium 2 weeks ago:
I just got done watching that, actually quite interesting.
- Comment on I just realized THIS 3 weeks ago:
STRAP ON spelled backwards is NO PARTS.
You’re welcome.
- Comment on Gents... 3 weeks ago:
Yay, free water slide!
- Comment on New book out 3 weeks ago:
No of course not, I only love slugs and snails!
- Comment on kittypillar 3 weeks ago:
I absolutely love jumpers too!
Random story, sorta sad, but has a good ending…
One day a jumping spider landed on the back of my neck. I didn’t see it, but of course I felt it. Out of instinct, I slapped my neck. I got the little bugger alright, but I was all too sad when I saw that it was a jumper ☹️
I put the little guy on the park bench, two legs broken off and not moving. I was so sad that I sat there for a while, occasionally blowing on it to see if there were any signs of life. After probably like 40 minutes or so, it actually got up and ran away 👍
I hope it went on to eat more flies, lay eggs and have lots of babies…
🕷️❤️
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 3 weeks ago:
I only learned my lesson
threefive times, never again! - Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 3 weeks ago:
Meanwhile, our electric can opener would like to have a word…
- Comment on What's a 'common sense' thing that you genuinely don't understand, and have been too embarrassed to ask about until now? 3 weeks ago:
Apparently they ran on like 90 volts!
Yeah, I didn’t have a landline phone at home as a kid, but I was still stupid and curious enough to lick the phone wires at a friend’s house out of curiosity.
Note to self, don’t lick random wires… 💀
