over_clox
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- Comment on No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America 9 hours ago:
Fair enough, teacher basically covering her own ass. Still, it couldn’t be any more alcohol than a sip of cough syrup just to taste it…
- Comment on No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America 11 hours ago:
Damn, how they gonna have you make a consumable product in class and not even allow you to taste it?
- Comment on No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America 13 hours ago:
Huh, really? Cuz I like root beer every now and then, but I absolutely hate Jager!
- Comment on No shitpost, just posting the best soda in America 13 hours ago:
Dumb question, but does anyone know if you can brew root beer into actual beer with alcohol?
- Comment on Shitter's full, season's greetings. 2 days ago:
Hi, is this product available in extra large size?
- Comment on this is canon penis lore 3 days ago:
My printer ran out of ink, now my HP printer is holding me hostage by the family jewels ☹️
- Comment on Washing machine 🤤 4 days ago:
And from that day on, the dude now keeps his fleshlight duct taped to his washing machine.
- Comment on How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ? 6 days ago:
Well, a few months ago, before I learned of the onion and garlic sensitivity thing, a friend of ours fed a few bites of some awesome home cooked meat with garlic and onions in it.
It wasn’t a whole lot, just a few bites really, and our dog weighs right around 20 pounds. Anyways, after he had some time to digest it, around noon the next day he had an all out seizure for around 30 seconds, and then spent the next few hours shivering and obviously a bit scared and confused.
Luckily it wasn’t worse, and thankfully he hasn’t had any other seizures since. That was when I went ahead and looked up that much more complete list of foods dogs shouldn’t eat, to prevent any future episodes or worse…
- Comment on Ewww 6 days ago:
I eat with my hands as well 👍
- Comment on How would you forgive someone that poisoned your dog when they only offer bad faith apology ? 6 days ago:
That largely depends on whether the poisoning was deliberate, and whether the dog survived.
I’ve only recently learned that onions and garlic are toxic to dogs and can and will cause seizures and even death. Not like anyone goes out of their way to feed onions or garlic to their dogs, but humans commonly add those things to our own food for extra flavor, which is paryly why they say people shouldn’t feed their dog table scraps.
So if it wasn’t intentional, I’d be inclined to forgive them. But if it was intentional such as antifreeze poisoning, I’d never forgive them, and I’d call the cops and report animal cruelty.
- Comment on neotropical cockroaches 1 week ago:
Ooh, a piece of candy!
- Comment on Anon reads the news 1 week ago:
I saw a post earlier supposedly showing Luigi’s neck X-rays after some sort of surgery to install support implants of some sort.
Disclaimer: Just like most everyone else online, I can’t confirm or deny a damn thing.
- Comment on Just another thing McDonald's ruined! 1 week ago:
And I bet the McDonald’s worker got promoted to customer…
- Comment on Three-Quarters of Earth’s Land Got Drier in Recent Decades, U.N. Says | Human-caused global warming helped increase dry conditions everywhere | talks on halting desertification in Saudi Arabia 1 week ago:
I dunno what to make of any of this climate stuff anymore. One day, the sea levels are rising, other days numerous states are getting flooded with hurricane flood waters, yet somehow the land is more dry?
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 week ago:
Bleh, I actually tried to get a job refueling airplanes, but apparently either they just didn’t like me and wanted to hire a friend or family member, or the fact that I previously worked at Texaco went against some company policy. 🤷
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 week ago:
Probably, some gas has various amounts of ethanol and other proprietary blend additives to supposedly make your engine run better/smoother.
I dunno though, I’m not exactly in the habit of tasting the stuff. As long as the gas station doesn’t have a reputation of having water in their gasoline, I just get whatever the cheapest plain unleaded I can find that day.
- Comment on Taste the flavor 1 week ago:
Those are all diet gasoline, gimme a cup of that good old fashioned sweet leaded gasoline!
- Comment on Perfect Christmas Gift for your boyfriend or husband 2 weeks ago:
Ooh, is this another coloring book?
- Comment on You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Okay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now
- Comment on You best start believing in a cyberpunk dystopia 2 weeks ago:
Hi, is this robodog still available?
- Comment on When you die, what do you want to be done with you? 2 weeks ago:
We’re gonna make you into a real horse chandelier then.
- Comment on No one: Mexican restaurant names 2 weeks ago:
True. If by chance I ever did use the word outside of common usage context, I’d make sure to clarify exactly what I mean…
“Snooggums is verbally molesting me!”
- Comment on No one: Mexican restaurant names 2 weeks ago:
Nah, still means basically the same in English. Basically means to bother or annoy someone.
People just forgot to describe what type of molestation anymore and automatically assume the word implies a sexual context, when that’s not necessarily always the case.
- Comment on ♥️♥️♥️ 2 weeks ago:
Red, Green, and Blue?! I’m in love already!
Also looks like there might be a 4th color in the back…
- Comment on Fontemon - World's first video game in a font! 3 weeks ago:
Huh, even though the game sucks on touchscreen, I just tried it on my phone anyways.
Apparently the spacebar doesn’t work/glitches out when trying to play through animations and stuff.
Just use literally any other key for that and it works.
- Comment on Fontemon - World's first video game in a font! 3 weeks ago:
Bleh, I already beat the game. If you’re on a touchscreen, it’ll totally suck. But on a PC, just hold the spacebar through all the animations and stuff, until it prompts you to press A, B, C, or D.
And of course there’s always backspace to go back a move or 10 or whatever. Pretty nifty little game if you ask me.
- Comment on Fontemon - World's first video game in a font! 3 weeks ago:
Yeah yo, just load it up on a computer and hold space bar to get through the intro and through animated scenes. The game will prompt you to press A, B, C, or D for actions as necessary.
You won’t find this game very entertaining at all on a mobile touchscreen.
- Comment on Fontemon - World's first video game in a font! 3 weeks ago:
It actually is!
You gotta type a bunch of random stuff to get past the intro, but once the game starts, you get to choose your actions in battles.
- Comment on Bird Bath 3 weeks ago:
Hey, I’ll bring the cone if you bring the plunger. You know you wanna try it too. 👍
- Comment on Bird Bath 3 weeks ago:
That’s nothing, how about the Slovakian Traffic Cone?