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- Comment on It's a fun new game 1 week ago:
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- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Perhaps an unpopular opinion: no, you’re not a jerk for doing this. Steering our children onto a realistic path of reasonable success and happiness is part of our job as parents. We should pursue this gently, but it mustn’t be avoided. Parenting is hard. We won’t always get it right.
- Comment on LinkedIn’s cofounder Reid Hoffman says seeking work-life balance is a red flag that you’re ‘not committed to winning’ 2 weeks ago:
Cool, he might consider fucking off and dying.
- Comment on What is the point of the Nicole spam? 1 month ago:
What’s the point of any scam? To make money.
- Comment on Drinking The Kool-Aid 1 month ago:
That’s the face he makes when he meets with his boss.
- Comment on Watch the Heated Exchange Between Trump and Zelensky in the Oval Office 1 month ago:
Nah, bruh. I seen that shit once and fuck everything about.
- Comment on Good morning. 2 months ago:
Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.
- Comment on What would happen if USA invades Canada? 2 months ago:
I think that would cause those who wield true military power to reassess the strategic landscape and dispense with the greater threat. Nahmean?
- Comment on White House Faith Office 2 months ago:
She is, not ironically, perfect for the job.
- Comment on Who Pays for Tariffs? Here’s What You Need to Know. 2 months ago:
Guess what, fuckers? Do you buy shit? Oh, what’s that, you do? You’re paying the fucking tariff.
Fun exercise, fuckers: what percentage of your income goes to buying shit? How do you think that compares to the percentage of Musk’s income that goes to buying shit?
- Comment on Coming at you live from actual Hell, USA 2 months ago:
Fuck.
- Comment on Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles 2 months ago:
Bruh.
- Comment on Do dogs and cats have dominant front paws? 2 months ago:
Mice are known to display paw preference. I’d think many mammalian species do, given our observations of model organisms.
- Comment on Real ones will recognise this molecule 3 months ago:
Op is an arsole
- Comment on Where do you think elon musk would be if he wasn't born into wealth? 3 months ago:
Dead.
- Comment on I got into the wrong career lol 3 months ago:
A science PhD is fucking grueling.
- Comment on I got into the wrong career lol 3 months ago:
Good call. I left science after my PhD 20 or so years ago. I make more than many of the scientists that I manage. Science is a long, hard path that doesn’t pay well for probably 99% of PhDs.
I owe my financial security to that decision all those years ago.
- Comment on Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer? 3 months ago:
Buy a drum pad and a set of sticks and practice rudiments for a year. Only then decide whether you want a full kit. Ask the guy at the music shop to help you select a pair of sticks. You can default to 5A or 5B as a reasonable option. Vater sticks and pads are inexpensive and quality.
- Comment on "Who is a Good Boy? Donnie is! Donnie is!" 3 months ago:
Moar orange plz
- Comment on Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"? 4 months ago:
Мне так не кажется
- Comment on Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"? 4 months ago:
Check Slavic languages for this construct being the correct one.
- Comment on I'll see you guys next year 4 months ago:
I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet.
- Comment on Ewww 4 months ago:
Dishwasher bruh.
- Comment on I got my carbon offset right here officer 4 months ago:
The fuck you say to me?
- Comment on Why is Trump orange? 4 months ago:
Asshole can’t accept his age and skin tone. That’s why he also has the fucked up “hair”.
- Comment on What are examples of things that would get you banned on reddit, but is okay on most major instances of Lemmy? 4 months ago:
I think the CEO got what he deserved.
- Comment on Should Democrats also gerrymander blue states to counterbalance any advantage that republicans have due to the gerrymandering in red states? 4 months ago:
Yes, of course they should. Have the past 40 years not taught us anything at all?
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Talk with the guy. Ask him if you will be fired or laid off. Asking there’s severance. If you’re going to be shitcanned, leave for a new job if possible. If laid off with severance, that’s potentially a decent outcome. Good luck.
- Comment on shots fired 4 months ago:
Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.
- Comment on Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again' 4 months ago:
He is so tiresome.