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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watch the Heated Exchange Between Trump and Zelensky in the Oval Office⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, bruh. I seen that shit once and fuck everything about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love chowin box from behind like that. What a view.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if USA invades Canada?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that would cause those who wield true military power to reassess the strategic landscape and dispense with the greater threat. Nahmean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨White House Faith Office⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She is, not ironically, perfect for the job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who Pays for Tariffs? Here’s What You Need to Know.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess what, fuckers? Do you buy shit? Oh, what’s that, you do? You’re paying the fucking tariff.

  Fun exercise, fuckers: what percentage of your income goes to buying shit? How do you think that compares to the percentage of Musk’s income that goes to buying shit?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coming at you live from actual Hell, USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Retribution would be not pulling out his teeth but his testicles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do dogs and cats have dominant front paws?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mice are known to display paw preference. I’d think many mammalian species do, given our observations of model organisms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real ones will recognise this molecule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Op is an arsole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where do you think elon musk would be if he wasn't born into wealth?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got into the wrong career lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A science PhD is fucking grueling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got into the wrong career lol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good call. I left science after my PhD 20 or so years ago. I make more than many of the scientists that I manage. Science is a long, hard path that doesn’t pay well for probably 99% of PhDs.

  I owe my financial security to that decision all those years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should I get a drum kit, or a pressure washer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy a drum pad and a set of sticks and practice rudiments for a year. Only then decide whether you want a full kit. Ask the guy at the music shop to help you select a pair of sticks. You can default to 5A or 5B as a reasonable option. Vater sticks and pads are inexpensive and quality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Who is a Good Boy? Donnie is! Donnie is!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Moar orange plz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Мне так не кажется

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people say things like "I didn't do nothing"?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Check Slavic languages for this construct being the correct one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll see you guys next year⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I probably fucked up 2025, just not apparent yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ewww⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dishwasher bruh.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got my carbon offset right here officer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The fuck you say to me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is Trump orange?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Asshole can’t accept his age and skin tone. That’s why he also has the fucked up “hair”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are examples of things that would get you banned on reddit, but is okay on most major instances of Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the CEO got what he deserved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Should Democrats also gerrymander blue states to counterbalance any advantage that republicans have due to the gerrymandering in red states?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, of course they should. Have the past 40 years not taught us anything at all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Talk with the guy. Ask him if you will be fired or laid off. Asking there’s severance. If you’re going to be shitcanned, leave for a new job if possible. If laid off with severance, that’s potentially a decent outcome. Good luck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shots fired⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah bruv, don’t wish that upon your kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He is so tiresome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden and Environmental Groups Try to Protect Climate Policies from Trump⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Brandon is such a profound failure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Newsom Moves Quickly to Counter Trump in California | Gov. Gavin Newsom called the Legislature back to the Capitol for a special session to bolster civil liberties, reproductive rights and environment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m guessing he’s the nominee if we have another election.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I do to help?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good luck to us all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I do to help?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Jewish. My wife Chinese. Reason enough?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can I do to help?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the only thing to do now is help at a local level. Washington’s fucked, nothing you can do to change that. What I am planning to do: (1) be kind to my family, especially my wife; (2) donate to the school and food pantries; (3) just fucking cope. Work on my hobbies, exercise, just… one foot in front of the other. Endure.