Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
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Submitted 4 hours ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to [deleted]
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Ravi@feddit.org 4 hours ago
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
frog@feddit.uk 2 hours ago
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
python@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 hours ago
You literally already have the power of the green pill. Don’t take that one.
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I have this power - I turned the entire Republican Party into shit and everything got WAY worse
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
But some of that stuff isn’t very pleasant to eat.
abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 4 hours ago
I’d love to see you turn cyanide into poo. Better act fast!
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 hours ago
Eat a bunch of apple seeds
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
When we say lifetime supply of thorium. Does it mean the receivers lifetime Or the thorium’s lifetime???
AreaKode@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Is it lifetime or halflifetime?
somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Half-life (thorium in the bg instead of…uhh…idk who the main character is)
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Turn anything into poo: turn plastic waste into manure/fertilizer. Millionaire pretty quick.
individual@toast.ooo 1 hour ago
I don’t understand the orange pill so I must need the black pill
Johanno@feddit.org 1 hour ago
Uhhmm eehhhh uhhhmmm
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
I would turn every star to poo
frightful_hobgoblin@lemmy.ml 4 hours ago
enough poo = black hole
lena@gregtech.eu 3 hours ago
Green, I’d turn trump into poo
cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Green mang. Turn orange into brown nahmean?
rustyfish@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
The black one. You know what? I take two, just to be sure.
Una@europe.pub 4 hours ago
blue :3
Krauerking@lemy.lol 2 hours ago
Purple! Dont even need to uhmmm… think… Uhhh… Hm.
ieatpwns@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Orange and black
Winter_Oven@piefed.social 3 hours ago
What...will be the consistency? The answer will impact the uses I would have for the green pill.
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 1 hour ago
Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 minutes ago
You show up at the capitol to turn Congress into poo.
It doesn’t work, because they’re already full of shit.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 18 minutes ago
Netanyahu? instant poo. Trump, Putin? Instant poo. Turn shitty humans to shit and cut the middle man.
programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 59 minutes ago
That’s pretty cool until CIA or another government intelligence kidnaps you to keep you inside a box converting everything you touch into poop, giving them an advantage against other countries
wdx@feddit.org 33 minutes ago
turn the kidnappers into poo
CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 27 minutes ago
Turn the box into poop! Turn all kidnappers to poop!
That’s a good point. Idk you would probably have to have a robust security detail. Which you can afford, or probably again twist the arm of America to provide for you at taxpayer expense. 🙂 All things are negotiable.
You can do so much good with that power, you’d be one of the best people to exist ever in the history of mankind. You’d simply have to use that power. For good.
SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 1 hour ago
We already have lemmy.ca/post/865320