Green pill would be the best power, hands down, no contest. It would be a very, well, green superpower.
Demolition jobs all around the country, regular houses cost $4-8 per square foot. Underbid & you get every job. Old warehouses? Poo. Toxic landfills? Poo. Asbestos? Poo. Old tech waste that’s processed for valuable metals first? Poo. Forever chemicals? Not anymore, poo. Radioactive nuclear waste that costs us $6B every year according to this? Get a government contract for $5B per year for 100+ years with unlimited paid travel/room/board for you & all your family, travel to all the storage sites & turn all the nuclear waste into poo. Travel the US. Travel the world! You’re the Poo Man. Eliminating radioactive nuclear waste & creating fertilizer. Everyone would pay top dollar for your fantastic services. Getting old, sick of earth? Go to the moon, go to Mars, Mars can use lots & lots of nutrient rich poo to help terraform in the future.
There would be almost no limit to the amount of good you could do, with poo…yes, you can use it to rob banks. If you’re fucking dumb. Or you could legally shake down & radically transform the entire world, make them pay you & your descendants like kings, and if they’re smart they’ll thank you for your services. Poo Man. All day, every day, you’d be the richest man on earth (or Mars) & arguably super super ethical, too. Win-win.
Ravi@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Green pill = infinite money cheat. Turn all the plastic trash, nuclear waste etc. into bio mass
MrMcGasion@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You could go the evil route and become a hitman as well, or rather a shitman, turning your targets into poo.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Just need to keep your talent a secret. Put on your mask, grab a shovel, turn all the walls between you and the bank vault to shit, take what you need and leave. Cops come, the bullets/guns/cuffs police left feet to poo. Wash the money figuratively once done cleaning it literally, then figure out your next step.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I have a few people in mind. Nobody I know personally, though.
frog@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Imagine Death Note replaced with this power instead.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
targets dropping dead as I turn their brains to poo
atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
It says you can transform anything, which would imply it has no range. You could do that without leaving your house
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Unfortunately, it’s imprecise and now the ocean is literally just shit.
hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Also gardeners and farmers would very much want poo. So first you get a deal where someone pays you to turn trash or such into poo, then when the poo dries up, sell it as fertillizer.