Geodad

@Geodad@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Curious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing doesn’t exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨arriving⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  1000000201

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dinosaurs were probably chonky birbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I know some who go by it, and many who don’t. Usually the longer they’re in it, the more radical they become.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Practical Magic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all people who wear the title of witch are Wiccan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gun, nuts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine are used for hunting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gun, nuts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll keep mime even then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape up.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish them luck.

  The best they’ll ever get from me will be my duress password.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I had someone try to tell me I was stooping to his level with my dark humor memes.

  I told them, I can’t do that because I’m not 6ft under.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely green. So many people would turn to shit that the remaining minority would ask if this was the rapture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Foolproof advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I do all the vacuuming here.

  Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as “incel drivel” and thrown into the fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ding ding ditch is punishable by death apparently⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not according to the bible. Elisha called bears to maul kids for making fun of his bald head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer god.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank G*d I grew up in the 90s. Everything is woke now. Smh my head⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give him a pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make America Great!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before the colonists arrived.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know if things have changed, but engineers have not historically taken the expert advice of geologists, and it has cost lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Geologists hate engineers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are the odds that this wakes her up and she changes her behavior?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonk.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I reckon a .45 between the eyes would work as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"ok, imagine a gun."⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is purely an American thing.

  Not saying my family had someone in the passenger sear with a shotgun to protect their batch of white lightning…also not saying they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not allegedly. She was just convicted on 3 murder counts

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also denying food and drink. The toxin mixes with bile salts and is put back into the stomach by the gallbladder.

  Secondary poisoning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how amatoxins from mushrooms kills you. It shuts down mRNA synthesis in the liver.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re no fun anymore.

  Go be offended that other people don’t suffer from your god delusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I troll for fun, not because of embarrassment. You got mega triggered because I don’t believe in your fairytale.

  I can throw a rock and hit 3 churches from the bounce, yet Christians scream persecution when someone merely voices an opposing viewpoint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s only evidence that I like to chatter.

  Trolling is also one of life’s finer pleasures. 😂

  I’m trying to both fuck with you and make you use logic and a touch of rationality, neither of which are a theist’s strong suit. 😂

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t tell you definitely if I’m a theist who doesn’t have heaven in my religion or if I’m atheist.

  You need evidence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My point is that you can’t say with certainty that I’m either religious or not by that statement alone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Additionally, Atheists aren’t the ones who go door to door trying to convert people, or leave tracts in public restrooms.

  Theists seem to be the ones who can’t / won’t shut up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I made no claim to anything other than the disbelief in heaven.

  You’re making assumptions.