Geodad
@Geodad@lemmy.world
- Comment on Bye fellas, see you tomorrow. 4 days ago:
I set an hour of Rick Rolls to play while I ate in my college cafeteria once. 😂
- Comment on Guess what you cannot turn off for some stupid reason! 1 week ago:
Can’t turn on what I don’t have. 🤷♂️
- Comment on to whom it may concern: 1 week ago:
No, but that could probably kill a man as well.
- Comment on to whom it may concern: 1 week ago:
You’ve never heard of killing them with kindness?
That’s what I named my gun. 🙂
- Comment on It's a metaphor 2 weeks ago:
Try cleaning dried chinchilla cum, then get back to me…
- Comment on On new installations, Android rebinds the power button to open up Google Assistant 2 weeks ago:
Don’t use your personal device for work. I refuse to do that because my time off is mine. There’s no reason for work to be invading my personal life.
- Comment on A hypothesis 2 weeks ago:
Linux didn’t exist when I was 12. 😑
- Comment on On new installations, Android rebinds the power button to open up Google Assistant 2 weeks ago:
You should install GrapheneOS and never have to fuck with Gemini again…
- Comment on Y'all seem to have lost track of the correct response to people crying about dead baddies 2 weeks ago:
That’s it? I touch a lot of grass, and I can easily list 20+ people.
- Comment on YouTube TV loses all Disney content 2 weeks ago:
🏴☠️
- Comment on Thanks, lady! 3 weeks ago:
What if we were all that frog, thwn a pissed off witch turned us into humans?
Now we have to have jobs and shit.
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
That’s worse than a monoculture. 😬
- Comment on Banana 3 weeks ago:
Bananas are a monoculture. One good, hard hitting, lethal pathogen could extinct them.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Oh, you’re that Russian troll huffing copium.
Figures you’d be transphobic garbage.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
As if I would allow them to take me alive. 😂
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Except for Turner Syndrome and Swyer Syndrome…
Go read up on XY chromosomal biological women, then stop being a trash person.
- Comment on 2025 USA 4 weeks ago:
I’d take that as a legitimate threat against my person and/or family then enact self defense measures against him.
- Comment on exodus 4 weeks ago:
Obviously fake, just like the book of Exodus.
- Comment on Only you can prevent forest fires 4 weeks ago:
Unpopular opinion: People shouldn’t be allowed to build homes in areas with frequent fires.
- Comment on I always wondered why hotel rooms had bibles 4 weeks ago:
I put those in the trash. Not the room trash, the common area trash.
- Comment on Those were the good old days 4 weeks ago:
1 maybe. They traveled in gaggles though.
- Comment on I'm running now 5 weeks ago:
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If he’s working on a line like that, the power is off to it.
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What kind of degenerate are you? Why would you want to hurt/kill a union man who is working to help people?
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- Comment on Happy Weekend Murica 5 weeks ago:
I don’t own any stocks, so let the market burn.
- Comment on I will burn this fucker to the ground... internally 5 weeks ago:
Wish I could help ya… 🤷♂️
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 1 month ago:
That’s not true. It doesn’t explain noble sacrifices. The teacher in the US who is willing to put themselves between their students and the mass shooter is one example.
- Comment on Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest! 1 month ago:
And there’s nothing that you can do to keep from losing what you have.
Acceptance is the way to a happy life.
- Comment on Peak male performance 1 month ago:
- Comment on Is there a drink with taste of energy drink without caffeine? 1 month ago:
Decaf coffee?
- Comment on Like a cool summer breeze 1 month ago:
What is the first part from?
I’ve seen the second around.
- Comment on Yea well it still can't have an existential crisis like humans can! Take that! 1 month ago:
This has literally never happened.
Maybe an analytical model.