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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Least confusing Christianity lore

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• rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh mate, may I introduce you to the [Magdalene Laundries]?(en.wikipedia.org/…/Magdalene_laundries_in_Ireland)

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  • AbsolutelyClawless@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A formal state apology was issued in 2014, and a compensation scheme for survivors was set up by the Irish Government, which by 2022 and after an extension of the scheme had paid out €32.8 million to 814 survivors.[4] The religious orders which operated the laundries have rejected appeals, including from victims and Ireland’s Justice Minister, to contribute financially to this programme.[5]

    Shocking. /s

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: Everyone goes to purgatory when they die. You don’t see the sorting hat to be placed in Heaven or Hell until the rapture.

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  • nyctre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Depends on the denomination, I think. Dunno about others but for Orthodox Christians the soul goes to heaven after 40 days because that’s how long Jesus took to ascend after his death.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Climbing stairs for 40 days sounds like its own hell.

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  • MutilationWave@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, not that any of it is true, but the rapture shit was made up way later than the “original” text. It’s fan fiction essentially.

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uh… Revelations, dude.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For my branch(es) of evangelicalism growing up, purgatory simply wasn’t a concept.

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    • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Purgatory was one of the big issues that started the Protestant reformation in the first place.

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    • turdcollector69@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m such a degenerate, I saw evangelicalism and thought it was a religion for neon genesis evangelion.

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  • SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not according to Catholic lore

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  • missfrizzle@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yeah but like, would time flow linearly there? why doesn’t God just keep the souls on ice and thaw them when ready?

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    • yannic@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Purgatory isn’t a place, it’s a process. It also helps to think of the afterlife as more of a state than a place, existing outside of time.

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  • kelpie_returns@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Deleted by creator

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Microwaving newborns is generally frowned upon.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But if you never truly sin, you render Jesus’ sacrifice meaningless. Make it count!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think Jesus is too scrawny to properly render.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Through Jesus all things are possible

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seriously.

    Sous vide those suckers for better texture!

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• DeathByBigSad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Spawncamping aint cool bro

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Classic noob mistake, sucks to suck

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• tomiant@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ghastly business, that.

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• Pumafred9@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like this would be classed as an ‘Unsportsmanlike conduct’ by the offense, resulting in an automatic bye into the afterlife.

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• ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Damn, this is dark like that overcooked puppy in my microwave.

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• Geodad@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Good thing Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory don’t exist. 🤷‍♂️

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• ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Childrens Limbo

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  • Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    AFAIK it has been retconned.

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    • ms_lane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Hate it when someone new gets a hold of the lore and has to change it up.

      I finally got the rules for Catholicism 6th Edition.

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fucking Disney at it again!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How low will they go

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Barry?

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🧐

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