JcbAzPx

@JcbAzPx@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Goths exist after high school.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna die on this hill or die trying⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The word emoji shows up in this prompt five times! Better use as many emoji as possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y = -x²⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t any look making you better make me look bad?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazon is running lean until they can put all the brick and mortars out of business. Then they’ll raise their prices an order of magnitude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hotdog, egg, and pickle bunt aspic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe it or not, that is an above average aspic. They get way worse than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PUT THE TRAINS IN THE BAG⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And once again Phoenix to Las Vegas is ignored.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This one is ongoing. It gets modified a bit whenever some industry or another pays enough, but it’s still misleading kids and educators to this day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So it was basically laziness on the part of the international astronomical community.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ideally you’d wash your sink too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The rebuilding thing was a plan specific to WWII. They wanted to avoid the issues that the end of WWI brought to keep another war from happening a couple decades down the line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure the largest consideration was keeping the Soviets from claiming land in Asia the same way they did in Europe.

  Also, we had this shiny new toy and a war was on; we weren’t going to not use it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The lemmings thing never made sense to me until I found out what the film crew did to them. There’s just no way a species that susceptible to mass suicide could survive long term. They would have gone extinct long before the invention of bored documentarians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The War of the Worlds broadcast didn’t cause mass hysteria, but it did cause some people to go outside and shoot at the nearest water tower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Political discourse⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The right is sill around. They just have a ‘D’ next to their name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA V was released on this day, 12 years ago⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All the story DLC ended up being modified for online.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better that than what we have now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least no more trolley problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They did that for superboy at one point. He is said to have tactile telekinesis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least no more trolley problems⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So only the first ten or so cars will be scenes of unbelievable carnage. Meanwhile, he could have simply picked up the kid and cushioned him from the impact.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It'S tHe SaMe PiCtUrE!!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the Kennedys could at least keep it together in public. They kept their dark sides in the dark.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'An embarrassing failure of the US patent system': Videogame IP lawyer says Nintendo's latest patents on Pokémon mechanics 'should not have happened, full stop'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s because copyright and trademark are more specific than patents. You have to use the exact look to be in violation. Patents is more of a vibes protection. You can sue for close enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be fair. They recently fired all their good agents. The sycophants that are left are trying their very best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posting for the "Now guys he was MURDERED! Don't celebrate!" Crowd⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Voluntary censorship; this is the world we live in now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amid Palworld Lawsuit, Nintendo Patents a System for Summoning a Character⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure there’s prior art on that now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨5 tomatoes⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some European king or another. We didn’t invent the system, we just decided it was too expensive to bother with changing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biblically accurate Furby⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Somehow that makes it less cursed than a standard Furby.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sadly, they likely heard it in the womb or in the case of the most recent will hear it before they are capable of performing the experiment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All I Want for Christmas Is You⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These used to popular⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Popular is a strong word for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s probably a bit easier if you don’t have to care about the quality of the film.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who could have predicted this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you had ever run an outlook server, you wouldn’t say that.