WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
@WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
- Comment on Chicken vs Egg 2 hours ago:
And then cellular became 5G and gave us all COVID.
- Comment on Chicken vs Egg 2 hours ago:
Try threatening one and find out.
- Comment on Chicken vs Egg 2 hours ago:
- Comment on Like magic 5 hours ago:
Fool of a Took.
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 13 hours ago:
- Comment on Fear 20 hours ago:
Just gotta steer clear of mariners with crossbows.
- Comment on Girl power 1 day ago:
Just as Lemmy’s full of right-wing authoritarians preaching communism, it’s also full of sexist assholes preaching feminism. I hope that one day the Fediverse will be mainstream enough that we’ll get enough reasonable people to downvote this trash into oblivion, but we don’t seem to be getting any closer to that.
- Comment on Limericks 1 day ago:
Not a fan of the second one. The first line doesn’t have enough syllables and the whole rhyme scheme requires that you mispronounce Z.
- Comment on How would you decorate this room? 1 day ago:
And an illustrated book about birds.
- Comment on In case some of y'all are still looking for a job 1 day ago:
Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.
- Comment on Pray they don't alter it any further 1 day ago:
They’ll cancel them anyway.
- Comment on Bruh 2 days ago:
Radical.
- Comment on Big booty meteorologists are best meteorologists 2 days ago:
Unless you keep your car in an air-cinditioned garage its engine is generally going to be at least as hot as the outside weather.
- Comment on How big is this dog? 2 days ago:
Those must’ve been some giant flip-flops.
- Comment on Iron 3 days ago:
But then you’d have to paint it
- Comment on Existential trolley problem 4 days ago:
Just make the lever longer.
- Comment on Carpet 4 days ago:
It ain’t no joke, I’d like to buy the world a toke
- Comment on Ripperonis 5 days ago:
Aladdin’s exact words were “Genie, I wish for you to make me a prince.” I always assumed that that meant that the wish merely caused a compulsion in the Genie to use his “standard,” non-wish-granting powers to make Aladdin as prince-like as possible. If he’d instead phrased it as “I wish to be a prince” then it would have caused reality to alter to give him a genuine royal lineage.
- Comment on Ripperonis 5 days ago:
Maybe they were just in Vegas the whole time.
- Comment on Never make the mistake of visiting a community for your favorite podcasts 5 days ago:
Back when I watched The Flash I got much more entertainment out of the fanbase than I did from the show itself.
- Comment on Reality 1 week ago:
What makes you assume that the demon is evil?
- Comment on What a clown 1 week ago:
The show went down the toilet when they got rid of the monkey.
- Comment on "Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush" 1 week ago:
(And I always have to resist adding “qui est faba” to that name whenever I think about it.)
- Comment on robots 1 week ago:
But that’s not important right now.
- Comment on That's Life 1 week ago:
Except for that time where he thought that he’d inherited a bunch of money from another gangster but really didn’t and ended up with the IRS on his ass.
- Comment on Parrot and the word "No" 1 week ago:
- Comment on "Yeah, yeah, I totally know what a lion looks like, just give me the brush" 1 week ago:
The painting you’re referring to was made in 1930 and the botched restoration was done in 2012, so less than 100 years.
- Comment on Dawkins 1 week ago:
It’s morphine’ time!
- Comment on How Solar Panels Work 1 week ago:
Admiral Patrick is William Wallace, confirmed.
- Comment on Oxygen 1 week ago:
I mean, it wouldn’t stay on the pedestal anyway. It would just float away.