Oh no

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• Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/217040-yes-this-is-dog

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• bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That or someone kinky wearing a collar

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  • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No option for “Master” though

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They changed it to “Main”.

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    • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Obviously, the master would be the one signing up.

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  "Out of snacks? Oh god, it's serious. I'm on my way, try not to panic!"

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  To shreds you say

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  • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And his wife?

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    • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      To shreds you say?

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• ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  actually a really good idea if you live alone with pets…
  like, if i get hit by a truck i don’t want my dog to starve to death….

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  • oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s not what en emergency contact is though, is it?

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    • ozymandias@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      nope….
      however, “in case of emergency, i have a pet at home alone”: is pretty important….
      e.g. i’m adding my pet to my list of emergency contacts on my phone now… they’ll figure it out.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      For the dog it is

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  • possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There was a guy in my neighborhood that died of cardiac arrest at home with his 3 dogs. No one noticed for a few weeks and by the time someone did the dogs had eaten the body and one one dog was alive.

    I still feel awful about not checking on him…

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wat he dead? I’m millionaire now?…woof.

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• neons@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s for OmniMan. Now he can add Debbie.

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• apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well yeah how else will I list the trans puppygirls and catgirls in my polycule

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• vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  uwu

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• JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ehm, bondage?

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  • oftheair@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s not, from our understanding, usually what pet play involves.

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