Venus_Ziegenfalle
@Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
- Comment on Feels like something this community would like to know 3 hours ago:
You’re laughing. Benadryl Firecrotch was literally crippled by constipation and you’re laughing.
- Comment on The Original Flavour 4 hours ago:
So did they grow as a person then?
- Comment on Doctor Debates 5 hours ago:
I was with the first doctor until I looked at how much farther up the end of the line is from her belly button and realized I mistook a set of ribs for underboob. Doc 2 has it right.
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 10 hours ago:
It’s straight up illegal here 😅
- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 15 hours ago:
I do the same thing and then I just move slowly as not to squish or slap them accidentaly. Works much better than shooing them 😄 Wasps have a bad reputation but they’re useful and kinda cool honestly.
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- Comment on A Polish jalapeño pastry 17 hours ago:
Wouldn’t traps near the food be a bigger concern than wasps taking a bite? Idk I live in Germany so I might be desensitized. The way I see it wasp-free pastry is preferable but if they decide to help themselves then oh well. They don’t soak the food in spit and they don’t lay eggs on it, they just nibble.
- Comment on What do you call your mom (Or moms what do your kids call you) 1 day ago:
“Mutter” (= mother) which started as a joke thing because it sounds as formal in German as it does in English but it kinda stuck and now anything else would feel weird
- Comment on Peasants 1 day ago:
Bullshit_thesis_final_2_fuck_school.pdf and be sure to forget renaming it before submission.
- Comment on Inside you there are two transformations of werewolf 1 day ago:
The openly gay and yet homophobic people I’ve met all had an issue with “queer mannerisms” rather than anything sex life related. They said things along the lines of “if people can tell you’re gay it’s performative and gross”. I think they just hated the queer aspects of their own personalities and projected that onto others.
- Comment on (PC) Chill farming games (non-Anime)? 1 day ago:
So this is a very on-the-nose one but Farming Simulator 22 definitely fits your description. I’ve played it a lot despite being a city slick. It’s very calming in a way and satisfying once you have a decent production line going. I don’t love how much the story can get in the way with more whimsical farming sims so this (no story whatsoever) was a very welcome change. Oh and there’s a ton of high quality mods on Steam workshop.
- Comment on What's the difference between ICE breaking in to people's houses and disappearing them and IDF doing the same in Gaza? 2 days ago:
Because I don’t think American’s truly understand how bad things are in their country.
The ones that will see this Lemmy post do I think. I see yanks on here getting shit constantly but I haven’t come across a single one fitting the “ignorant” stereotype.
- Comment on Times change, but I stay the same. 2 days ago:
Relatable 😅
- Comment on The doghot 2 days ago:
I feel like there’s some potential here but it’s still very rough around the edges
- Comment on POV you and your buddy are transcending the illusion of spacetime but a stranger walks over to ask for directions 2 days ago:
Do the right thing and offer them a mushroom too
- Comment on Literally this community 3 days ago:
Trust me bro just one more joke and they’ll laugh
- Comment on I honestly think they're impossible to understand 3 days ago:
For me the issue is that I don’t really care in the first place because I’d almost always rather do something else.
- Comment on why are we eatings shrimps 3 days ago:
Shrimp👏is👏bugs👏
- Comment on Hard times call for hard decisions. 3 days ago:
- Comment on Sign me up 3 days ago:
Just your nearest NYC stone quarry will do
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 3 days ago:
Australia is a different beast though. I went out for like 10 minutes without a hat or sunscreen on a particularly hot december noon and my nose damn near fell off the day after 😅 Not because I thought I’m too tough to get sunburnt but if you live your entire life in Europe you just can’t imagine the sunshine being this potent. Never happened again after that incident 😄
- Comment on But I am mighty!! 3 days ago:
Ok Bo Burnham
- Comment on I wish I didn't have to toss and turn so much. I want to cuddle to. :-( 3 days ago:
Me the second I close my eyes in bed
- Comment on Repost 4 days ago:
I think two different meme templates that are used for the same type of joke could be considered the equivalent too. To me it makes more sense to compare a meme template to a species and a particular meme to an individual of a species.
- Comment on The "We Tried" Award 5 days ago:
Yo you could post that in showerthoughts. That’s such an insightful take.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
It was heavily implied at the end that that’s part of the issue
- Comment on Spirit animal 6 days ago:
That’s what I call checks and balances
- Comment on I am two of them 6 days ago:
Find a guy with nipples on his ass and go ham
- Comment on I am two of them 6 days ago:
Off who?
- Comment on If you're young you better be reading this with a bunch of friends getting up in your space so they can laugh really close to your ears 6 days ago:
People gathering around a light source to hear stories has actually been around for a while if you really want to break it down
