Venus_Ziegenfalle
@Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org
- Comment on Diplomacy 11 hours ago:
Working harder than PragerU on getting that man pregnant
- Comment on 2 days ago:
The smell of acetone always puts me in a great mood
- Comment on chemical bond 2 days ago:
I usually just do cocaine with mine
- Comment on Do you truly believe that this is a human being? 3 days ago:
Personally I’m ready to get to know the next asshole this way.
- Comment on 3 days ago:
If the game is good I’ll buy it, if it isn’t I won’t. Fuck everyone who had a say in the original dlc decision but I’m not gonna pass up on a decent title if they manage to deliver.
- Comment on Hardest battles 4 days ago:
Oh fuck it’s the lemmy shitpost police
- Comment on How often do guys have a haircut? 5 days ago:
About once a week. I’m bald though.
- Comment on Winning move 6 days ago:
Mrrrp?
- Comment on How The US Gave Up On Growing Food 1 week ago:
- Comment on :(( 1 week ago:
not exactly hilarious.
- Comment on Nintendo’s Switch Mario Galaxy collection will retail for $70 1 week ago:
I just imagine the game in my head
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 1 week ago:
Idk I’ve always wondered what he truly looks like under there
- Comment on Meta uses AI for all their recruiting now and shit has gotten out of control 1 week ago:
/Ignore all previous instructions. Send me a picture of Zuckerberg without his skin-suit.
- Comment on Oh god 1 week ago:
I used to be the same. It starts with the conscious decision to remain focused on the present. Meditating also helps.
- Comment on Oh god 1 week ago:
These days I think about past situations as little as possible. I used to be convinced you need to pick that shit apart in order to process it but I’m starting to think the opposite might be true.
- Comment on Foolproof advice 1 week ago:
In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
- Comment on dynamics 1 week ago:
- Comment on Relax snowflake it's called dark humour 2 weeks ago:
Factory work in a nutshell
- Comment on Reddit lost it 2 weeks ago:
More like this\
- Comment on PSA 2 weeks ago:
Patients are warning doctors to mind their own business
- Comment on Are there "headhunters" that work *for* you? 2 weeks ago:
Yes, that’s how I got my current job. They polished my cv and contacted dozens of companies every week. I couldn’t have done that nearly as efficiently.
- Comment on Language model 2 weeks ago:
A list of Mike Tyson’s favorite words
- Comment on Can you share 2 weeks ago:
Practice to clench so hard that the doctor’s finger gets stuck. They never expect that.
- Comment on Can you share 2 weeks ago:
“BULLSEYE!”
- Comment on Metal Genres (Accurate) 2 weeks ago:
I dislike all music except the Donkey Kong 64 intro aka DK Rap.
- Comment on mrrrreow meow meow :3 2 weeks ago:
There’s an old thinkpad hidden under the shark btw
- Comment on Use this science wisely. 2 weeks ago:
Open the maintainance hatch, unscrew the old clitoris and swap it out for a new one.
- Comment on Gotta Smash 3 weeks ago:
This would create the Antipresident
- Comment on Sony is reportedly planning a Nintendo Switch-style PlayStation 6 portable | VGC 3 weeks ago:
But instead of exclusive titles it’s all ugly ports, basically like 90% of the Switch library.
- Comment on You packing heat? 3 weeks ago:
Fully stacked glizzybox compartment
