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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All this could have been expressed with a single Oakland Raiders sticker

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  • NihilsineNefas@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who are they?

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    • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sportsball team

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  • ReluctantMuskrat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is no place safe for me??

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  • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Raiders have been in Vegas for nearly a decade now.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gay sex prevents abortion

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  • childfree_housewife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    [deleted]

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    • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and don’t roll over and let the semen drip into your vagina, because anal sex can still cause pregnancy if not careful

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  • abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not according to my Donald Trump x Elon Musk Omegaverse Slashfic.

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  • snekmuffin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    not if you try hard enough

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  • de_lancre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If anyone wants to prevent abortion with me — I’m available on this weekends.

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  They see me rollin’, they hatin’.

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• mtpender@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Fuck you!”

  “Fuck me yourself, you coward!”

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• KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I feel like this shit just baits people into doing stupid shit to you on the road

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like this driver is prepared and perhaps even welcomes that encounter.

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  • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So he doesn’t pay for gas: He just get an idiot’s insurance to buy him a new car instead.

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    • KyuubiNoKitsune@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Can’t buy new unbroken bones.

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I do believe that is the point.

    they do enjoy fucking the ass…

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m starting to think this person is gay. Can’t put my finger on it…

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  • tpyo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What I imagine is besties; driver is indeed a gay guy but there’s a scrappy chick who’s down for anything riding along

    I don’t know where to find it, but it gives me the vibes of this clip I saw: chick getting regular voice comms harassment in a game and she replied (as close as I can remember)
    “I’m going to fuck your dad and give him a child he can be proud of”

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some heroes drive in jeeps.

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• CaptainBasculin@lemmy.bascul.in ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The downside of this car is that if your bump causes a dent, you wont be able to straighten it up.

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• seraphine@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  username checks out

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