darkdemize

@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life after 30 be like⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought this was supposed to be a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨so how do the kids defeat this clown, stephen?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure the cocaine wrote that particular scene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got some more folks??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s brown and rhymes with snoop?

  Dr. Dre.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got some more folks??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  #unclejokes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viva la Revolucion (becomes cancer)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bloody peasant!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your gif works for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this post is just 42kib⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All that’s missing is the modem ear rape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrono Trigger writer is "starting to contemplate" a remake after all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t had any issues with the steam version. Granted, I haven’t finished the game, but my only real complaint is that the battle speed is much faster than it was on SNES. It includes the anime cutscenes added into the PSX version without the massive lag that made that version effectively unplayable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chrono Trigger writer is "starting to contemplate" a remake after all⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s readily available on Steam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a fighter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather see Musk and Zuck and Anon vs. the Gorilla.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But I’d literally die without it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered troubleshooting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey! Are you the OP? Either way, I hope this helped.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered troubleshooting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be. I play more older games, so I’ve run into this a few times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered troubleshooting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try installing to somewhere besides those. I personally make a C:/Games folder and install everything in there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oblivion Remastered troubleshooting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Out of curiosity, what’s your install path for the game? Some games don’t cooperate with Program Files or Program Files (x86), so if it’s in there, try installing it to a different location and see if the problem persists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about that time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Abuelitas.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea, but I’m not opposed to finding out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Jenny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Something something sexual tyrannosaurus⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.

  Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do what I can⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haircut⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ubisoft revenues decline 31.4% to €990m⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t forget shutting down games people paid money for and leaving them with nothing. (Looking at you, “The Crew.”)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meaning/implication of “you don’t have to do this” in this context?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d say the correct way to respond is by not saying anything. They’ve clearly indicated that they aren’t interested in continuing the conversation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monster Hunter: World sold over a million copies just in the last 3 months, despite being 7 years old⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doubtful. It’s been discounted pretty heavily recently. And I believe it was also included in a bundle or two.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dino Crisis 1 & 2 just got enhanced PC re-releases, courtesy of GOG⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Parasite Eve is a Square Enix IP, so it’s possible it could get a PC port, but I wouldn’t count on it going to GOG. They’re almost as bad as Nintendo when it comes to hoarding their IPs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks like Horizon's unannounced MMO has been quietly cancelled⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cancels an unannounced live service God of War game⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “…that no one asked for.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We overpaid you and need you to pay back $.23⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Send them $.50 and ask for your change.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy new year!!!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this is canon penis lore⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.