darkdemize
@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke. 1 week ago:
That’s Jenny.
- Comment on Something something sexual tyrannosaurus 4 weeks ago:
Don’t forget about the Poophole Loophole.
Apparently anal sex doesn’t count according to some Mormon kids. So I hear, anyway.
- Comment on I do what I can 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Haircut 5 weeks ago:
Thanks, I hate it.
- Comment on Ubisoft revenues decline 31.4% to €990m 5 weeks ago:
Don’t forget shutting down games people paid money for and leaving them with nothing. (Looking at you, “The Crew.”)
- Comment on Meaning/implication of “you don’t have to do this” in this context? 1 month ago:
I’d say the correct way to respond is by not saying anything. They’ve clearly indicated that they aren’t interested in continuing the conversation.
- Comment on Monster Hunter: World sold over a million copies just in the last 3 months, despite being 7 years old 1 month ago:
Doubtful. It’s been discounted pretty heavily recently. And I believe it was also included in a bundle or two.
- Comment on Dino Crisis 1 & 2 just got enhanced PC re-releases, courtesy of GOG 1 month ago:
Parasite Eve is a Square Enix IP, so it’s possible it could get a PC port, but I wouldn’t count on it going to GOG. They’re almost as bad as Nintendo when it comes to hoarding their IPs.
- Comment on Looks like Horizon's unannounced MMO has been quietly cancelled 2 months ago:
Good.
- Comment on Sony cancels an unannounced live service God of War game 2 months ago:
“…that no one asked for.”
- Comment on We overpaid you and need you to pay back $.23 2 months ago:
Send them $.50 and ask for your change.
- Comment on Happy new year!!! 2 months ago:
I’m at a loss.
- Comment on this is canon penis lore 3 months ago:
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in printer.
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 3 months ago:
Honestly, I don’t recall. That might have been the reason given, but I’m willing to bet tobacco lobbyist money was at least as big of a factor. Either way, I had managed to quit cigarettes and vapes by the time they banned them, so I didn’t really pay it too much attention.
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 3 months ago:
They don’t really have any presence outside of military bases and embassies, so if you don’t exist in those circles, you wouldn’t have been exposed to them.
- Comment on Good to see AAFES looking out for my health 3 months ago:
This photo is like 5 years old.
- Comment on Caption this. 4 months ago:
… And here’s Bob, practicing for the new X-Games sport, Extreme MRI Freestyle.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 months ago:
Sure, picking an individual stock is basically gambling, but investing in index funds is basically betting on the house. And the house always wins.*
*Unless Trump is running it at least.
- Comment on Reagan is the Worst Movie of the Year: Review and Breakdown 6 months ago:
Guilty as charged.
- Comment on Reagan is the Worst Movie of the Year: Review and Breakdown 6 months ago:
I never would have known they made this movie if you hadn’t posted this.
- Comment on Dead I am the one, exterminating son 7 months ago:
That song slapped back in the day, but those lyrics were nonsense.
- Comment on An informative martial arts infographic 7 months ago:
Have I been mishearing the lyrics all these years? I could have sworn he says “kicks”.
- Comment on Actors demand action over 'disgusting' video game sex scenes 7 months ago:
Think about why a game she refused to do wouldn’t appear on her acting credits.
- Comment on How is Lemmy better than Reddit? 7 months ago:
Same with a Reddit account tbh.
- Comment on JetBlue makes you watch an ad to connect to wifi 7 months ago:
For real. I’d rather watch an ad than have to pay $10+ for a couple hours of wifi.
- Comment on This automatic faucet that need the hands to be between the wall and the water to turn on. 9 months ago:
I think typically they only turn on when they actively detect something near the sensor. Once they no longer detect the object, they shut off.
- Comment on The RTS genre will never be mainstream unless you change it until it's 'no longer the kind of RTS that I want to play,' says Crate Entertainment CEO 10 months ago:
Shogun 2 is arguably the best TW game imo.
- Comment on Ripperonis 10 months ago:
Oh, no worries. Here is a reuploaded version. Enjoy!
- Comment on Ripperonis 10 months ago:
You may already know about this, but there’s an edit of Fellowship of the Ring where Sam says this line every time he takes another step. It makes the movie over 9 hours long.
- Comment on Okay, but Mötley is a pretty awesome name. 11 months ago:
Fuck yeah!