darkdemize

@darkdemize@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your most obnoxious coworker starts up with their bullshit again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Can a non-Aussie get some context?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take a guess 🤣⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking “dumbass in tall grass” but I think I like yours better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t an apology so much as it was a description

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So next time you see a rat remember they paid for sex in their previous life.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how Michael Jackson snuck his way on there. Although it’s not really clear how one would become him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dubba bubba⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Por que no los dos?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eleven⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On a military base in Afghanistan, ironically enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Grand Theft Auto VI’ Is Postponed Again — to November 2026⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where does Elder Scrolls 6 fit in there? I have a feeling it’s going to go even longer in development than GTA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate myself and i want to die lol⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Congrats! What did you write your thesis on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is. It....German?????⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Argentina.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop-up Amazon TV ads despite charging people monthly fees for their ad-free plan.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d have liked Hulu a lot more if it weren’t geo-restricted to the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the human body so incredibly bad at responding to colds?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that why placebos work? I could swear they had done studies that show that placebos can be as effective as medication under certain conditions, all other things being equal. Maybe not as effective as medication, but more effective than non-treatment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FIFY⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand not leaving a tip if you don’t have the housekeepers clean during your stay. But if you have them service your room daily during your stay, you should tip them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨12-year-old girl granted abortion by Supreme Court⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m glad the court reached the correct decision here, but I simply cannot fathom how they could think that girl might not fully understand the procedure, so should instead be saddled with a child to raise for the next 18 years. Children should not be forced to give birth to / raise other children, especially when the child is not old enough to live independently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨His message touched me. I feel no empathy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s conflicting about that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's See The Practice Vids⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I figured they would rip off the front bumper trying to stick the landing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Crussy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dafuq is that profile pic in the image?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"THE CRIME OF PUTTING DHIT IN MY PANTS WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED AND AS SOON AS WE FIND THE PERPETRATORS THEY WILL BE APPREHENDED AND PROSECUTED TO THE FULLEST EXTENT OF THE LAW!!!"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called Atchaforya. One eye’s lookin’ at cha, the other one’s lookin’ for ya.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Naked Hiking Day!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You better hope not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fly, you fools!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  … may I see it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make America Consoom Again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did this get AI’d? Wtf happened to Trump’s face? Why is Zelensky wearing glasses?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to refill the popcorn 🫢🍿⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Karl Marx used Windows ME.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pandering to conservative Americans⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If they wanted to minimize color/printing costs, they wouldn’t color the whole box black.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The guy President Trump nominated to lead the US Bureau of Labor Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, what did you expect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Some guy at the business factory tell you that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gallium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s usually what causes affairs, yes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You received a(nother) like!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what you remember about him? Working in finance?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You received a(nother) like!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is it OP? Don’t leave us hanging!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anybody actually care that a dude chanted "Death, Death to the IDF" at Glastonbury?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Individuals who commit war crimes can and should be held responsible for their actions. “Just following orders” wasn’t a valid excuse for the Nazis, and it shouldn’t be one for the IDF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks delicious⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, but a good meme’s value can’t be measured in currency.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bumble sacks hundreds of staff as Gen Z ditches dating apps to find love the old fashioned way⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good. Those apps profit off of desperate people trying to find companionship, but the reality is that the majority of users never make any meaningful connections despite signing up for the “premium” offerings.