She’s my girlfriend
I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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trip@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
remotelove@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
smeenz@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
I thought your girlfriend lived in Canada?
podperson@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 weeks ago
Technically
We don’t know who Nichole really is. None of us have met her. She hasn’t had a conversation with any of us. She hasnt posted anything, and all she does is say “hi im Nichole from Prussia, im 27 and here’s a bunch of spam links”
And it’s like not even a remotely attractive pic with a modern camera
It’s like dial up AIM chat room spam bot quality
juliebean@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
prussia? i thought she was a proud polish girl from toronto. did she lie to me? T_T
militaryintelligence@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
thatsthejoke.jpg
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Hey one of these days I’ll get those counterstrike cheats I paid for
RustyNova@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You gotta be more specific. There’s plenty of Nicole
pennomi@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We are all Nicole on this blessed day.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
I’ve been hearing good things about Nicole17
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
That’s too young!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
eehhh…
so look, I don’t have a crock pot.
think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?
also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?
does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated
niktemadur@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I think you mean jeans.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?
There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.
jesus think these things through mate.
:D
Slovene@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!
Battle_Masker@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
people talking about getting dms from her, but I don’t even know how to access my own dms.
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Hahaha I sent you a DM
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole
Kalladblog@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Who the fuck is Nicole?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
She’s the fediverse chick!
ryan213@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.
Gemini24601@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I took a small hiatus from Lemmy and came back to this- what is happening?
uuldika@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Lemmy has a grand total of one (1) spambot, a scammer posing as “Nicole.” in a way, this is Lemmy World Heritage in the making.
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
It’s weirder than that tbh. It’s almost ARG-like since there doesn’t actually seem to be a known scam behind it. Most of the links “she” sends either don’t work or are just empty chat rooms like on Discord that seem to change every once and a while
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
There is a phishing trawler named Nicole in our DMs and the best of the best former discord mods have yet to locate and swat the scammer.
This comment is meant to be satyrical.
KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you saw any of the posts about people getting weird DMs from a woman, “the fediverse chick” may ring a bell, her supposed name was Nichole. If none of that sounds familiar, just search “fediverse chick” and I’m sure you’ll find some posts.
bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club 4 weeks ago
The fediverse chick
Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Allegedly
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Some chick who lives in Canada and some nerds got enough pictures of her to start a phishing bot.
Troy00@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
If you find out, let me know🥺
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
We’re all Nicole down here
Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 4 weeks ago
Yeah I’ve never received that message yet
chrischryse@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Someone with a very punchable face
polite_cat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Maybe Nicole will stop spamming if we send her beans?
lugal@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
No need to find her, she will find you