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I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No need to find her, she will find you

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  • trip@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She’s my girlfriend

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    • remotelove@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      What a coincidence! She is my girlfriend too.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Image

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    • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I thought your girlfriend lived in Canada?

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  • podperson@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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  • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Technically

    We don’t know who Nichole really is. None of us have met her. She hasn’t had a conversation with any of us. She hasnt posted anything, and all she does is say “hi im Nichole from Prussia, im 27 and here’s a bunch of spam links”

    And it’s like not even a remotely attractive pic with a modern camera

    It’s like dial up AIM chat room spam bot quality

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    • juliebean@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      prussia? i thought she was a proud polish girl from toronto. did she lie to me? T_T

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    • militaryintelligence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      thatsthejoke.jpg

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hey one of these days I’ll get those counterstrike cheats I paid for

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  • RustyNova@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You gotta be more specific. There’s plenty of Nicole

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    • pennomi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      We are all Nicole on this blessed day.

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      • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Speak for yourself.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Gumball’s mom?

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    • Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I’ve been hearing good things about Nicole17

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      • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s too young!

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    • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Which number

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      • PlasticExistence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        867-5309

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  • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    at this point I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big pot of beans.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      To summon Nicole you have to hold it for three days, then say her name three times while holding a crock pot.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        eehhh…

        so look, I don’t have a crock pot.

        think a rice cooker would work in a pinch?

        also, hold it - it what? the rice cooker?

        does it have to stay plugged in? this is getting complicated

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    • niktemadur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I think you mean jeans.

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      • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I’m expecting fediverse chick to show up at someone’s front door with a big jeans of beans?

        There’s fucking holes in the bottom man, it’ll all fall out.

        jesus think these things through mate.

        :D

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Gosh, mister, those beans smell delicious!

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  • Battle_Masker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    people talking about getting dms from her, but I don’t even know how to access my own dms.

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    • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Hahaha I sent you a DM

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I feel bad for anyone on this website who happens to be named Nicole

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    • Kalladblog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Who the fuck is Nicole?

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    She’s the fediverse chick!

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  • ryan213@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Just wait. She’ll message you soon enough.

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  • Gemini24601@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I took a small hiatus from Lemmy and came back to this- what is happening?

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    • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Lemmy has a grand total of one (1) spambot, a scammer posing as “Nicole.” in a way, this is Lemmy World Heritage in the making.

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      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        It’s weirder than that tbh. It’s almost ARG-like since there doesn’t actually seem to be a known scam behind it. Most of the links “she” sends either don’t work or are just empty chat rooms like on Discord that seem to change every once and a while

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    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There is a phishing trawler named Nicole in our DMs and the best of the best former discord mods have yet to locate and swat the scammer.

      This comment is meant to be satyrical.

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  • KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you saw any of the posts about people getting weird DMs from a woman, “the fediverse chick” may ring a bell, her supposed name was Nichole. If none of that sounds familiar, just search “fediverse chick” and I’m sure you’ll find some posts.

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  • bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The fediverse chick

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    • Coskii@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Allegedly

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Some chick who lives in Canada and some nerds got enough pictures of her to start a phishing bot.

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  • Troy00@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If you find out, let me know🥺

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    We’re all Nicole down here

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  • Gingerlegs@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh hey grrrlll miss you 😘

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah I’ve never received that message yet

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  • chrischryse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Someone with a very punchable face

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  • polite_cat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Maybe Nicole will stop spamming if we send her beans?

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