OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Also, you have been turned into a worm. 2 days ago:
Not pictured but relevant: the lever controls a mechanism which exposes a switch to a subatomic particle- the switch is triggered depending upon the state of the particle, and will release a poison into a sealed box containing a cat. Depending upon the status of the cat (alive or dead), Sisyphus’s boulder can de diverted.
- Comment on I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades. 3 days ago:
Sorry. :-(
- Comment on I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades. 4 days ago:
My dearest friend for the past 25 years became a drug addict. She died of an OD on Saturday. Left two young children with no parents. (Dad left years ago). I witnessed her spiral into addiction and destruction over the past 2 years. I couldn’t stop it. I tried.
If you want to become an addicted to something, please try masturbation or video games.
- Comment on Rockposting 1 week ago:
There’s a conspiracy they he had help making ends meet, in the form of a little green alien friend/slave.
- Comment on Missing cold pizza 2 weeks ago:
Coffee x15
- Comment on Yup 3 weeks ago:
Brb. Gonna make a “blue wave.”
- Comment on Netflix Announces Minecraft Animated Series 4 weeks ago:
My kid is under 10 and absolutely adores all things Minecraft. He will be over the moon to hear this news. So will all his friends.
- Comment on Learn how to count with Bill Gates 5 weeks ago:
0, 360, One, X, S…
- Comment on Stay on the designated path 1 month ago:
Trent Reznor was right!
- Comment on They lied to us 1 month ago:
Your mom’s a vegan bisque.
- Comment on Does anybody else find this relatable? 2 months ago:
I don’t see the appeal of cuck porn or incest porn. But that’s mostly what the internet seems to into lately.
- Comment on Starship Troopers 2 months ago:
F that. I’ll take David Bowie over Robert Heinlein (or Paul Verhoeven) any day.
- Comment on Schrödinger Cat 2 months ago:
Or do we die, despite non-realized living versions of ourselves?
- Comment on i'm DT(DTF) 2 months ago:
Thick thighs save lives.
- Comment on rip 2 months ago:
Good riddance to bad trash.
- Comment on Anan La Italian BMT 2 months ago:
Op, that’s freakin’ weird, as the first syllable of my name is also An, and I also had an Italian BMT for lunch today.
- Comment on Does anyone remember that unsettling image of the creepy blue faced man? 2 months ago:
ANALRAPIST
- Comment on Does anyone remember that unsettling image of the creepy blue faced man? 2 months ago:
I’m afraid I just blue myself.
- Comment on I can't believe it's been 20 years since stranger things came out 2 months ago:
Eleven Mile
- Comment on Best game of the 90s 2 months ago:
Your render distance was set too low.
- Comment on The Karen of Lemmy 3 months ago:
Nah. It’s not about “feefees.” If an instance promotes pro-Nazi content, defederate ‘em.”
- Comment on Still wanna know 3 months ago:
Or any adult at all in the Peanuts / Charlie Brown / Snoopy shows/movies. Never saw them, nor heard them voice. Just that muffled trumpet droning sound.
- Comment on Wish us luck! 3 months ago:
I hope your dad has a very specific set of skills. Skills to help find kitties.
- Comment on Did we? 3 months ago:
The only person who can save the daylight is the legendary. DAY MAN, aahaaAaa…
- Comment on Chart to determine risk of bear attack 3 months ago:
The chances of getting attacked by a bear in the pink zone are low, but never zero.
- Comment on (they hate him lmao) 3 months ago:
I know it’s just meme, but isn’t Schwarzenegger actually in the Kennedy family by marriage?
- Comment on Just thinking about what to cook 3 months ago:
You could throw some kind of …sausage party.
- Comment on Do i need to install a driver? 5 months ago:
To disembark passengers, click and drag them to the exit door(s).
- Comment on What's a word that means a common saying which is arguably untrue? 6 months ago:
Idiom.
- Comment on 7 months ago:
This reminds me of the legend of “Mr. Bones Wild Ride.”