OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adult costume for Frozen themed children’s party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Icy what you did there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shart of The Deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Israel and/or Russia first”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

  The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate stats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only - what is this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How I met your mother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Spider-Man is a menace!” -you, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It hurts.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Optimus. Optical sweaty is when you are more than meets the eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything I post is serious.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tobacco is also part of the nightshade family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn dogs for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you ever call your son a disappointment?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, if he came home spirting a maga hat or a Charlie Kirk t-shirt or something.
  I’m raising my kid to be smart and to care about others. So really I’d be disappointed in myself for not being a better teacher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatta my color? 🤩⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I still remember my old dial-up BBS handle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
  Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Tina Belcher write this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Macs are gross though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or (hear me out) the writers of Scrubs worked a lot of true stories into their show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah #10 is how mine is set up. Except the center monitor is an extra wide curved monitor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The games are prohibitively expensive.

  Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

  Ok. So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the squid squad