OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Macs are gross though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or (hear me out) the writers of Scrubs worked a lot of true stories into their show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah #10 is how mine is set up. Except the center monitor is an extra wide curved monitor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The games are prohibitively expensive.

  Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

  Ok. So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the squid squad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do we have No Man's Sky fans here?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prime sucks like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nom nom nitrogen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feed my plants nitrogen exclusively. But I let them have a little now & then, as a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being in love is like...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Megalodamn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Obongocare” also reeks of racism, but that’s a given- it is 4chan after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby don’t hurt me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A very average looking church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calcium and potassium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he does doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had never heard of THIS before⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
  Another apt comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who swears by them. Buys one after another of those heaps of junk. I always ask her “how’s your Heep?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEVER OBSOLETE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how time flows⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:
  • Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
  • Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
  • Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
  • Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
  • Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

  I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.