OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on how time flows 1 hour ago:
- Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
- Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
- Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
- Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
- Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.
I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.
- Comment on 4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate 11 hours ago:
How about throwing stones at tigers?
- Comment on Bring bathroom doors back to hotels 1 day ago:
Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen recent heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.
But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.
- Comment on [meme request] Dinosaur or frog memes for a sad friend 1 day ago:
- Comment on "Jurassic" Park 2 days ago:
Don’t be pedantic. They picked the name because it sounded cool and got the point across.
- Comment on Libraries are cool 2 days ago:
But would you trust everyone who takes a book off the shelf to put it back exactly where they found it?
- Comment on *confused flatfish noises* 2 days ago:
Humans are predatory animals.
- Comment on Interesting 3 days ago:
I refuse to drive my wife’s car because it’s filled to the brim with sewing supplies, fabrics, craft projects, textiles, garments, etc. No organization at all, just barely enough room for the driver and one back-seat passenger, if that passenger is the size of our 8yo son. I hate even pulling it into/out of the garage for her. It’s like driving a cart to a Bedouin bazaar.
- Comment on FACTS 3 days ago:
Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit. - Comment on Parenting advice 4 days ago:
I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.
- Comment on What game is a guilty pleasure of yours? 4 days ago:
I still play that on my PS4 when the mood strikes. Fun game.
- Comment on I was gonna stop cornposting but then I saw this 4 days ago:
And his wife Natalie Dee!
- Comment on Holy shiiiiit 6 days ago:
That’s why I say hey man nice shot.
- Comment on After Today's meeting where Trump fell in love with Mamdani, this is MAGA tomorrow morning. 1 week ago:
trump only cares about one thing. Feeding his ego. He’s a narcissist. It’s all that drives him. The money, the Nobel & other prizes, the ballroom, the plane, the bribes, etc. it’s all about his image.
If Mamdani boosted trump’s own personal image of himself then trump will like Mamdani. For the moment.
- Comment on It's important! 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on MAGA 2 weeks ago:
Danny is not in the MAGA cult, but Frank (the character he plays) probably would be.
- Comment on The Strongest Case For Abortion That I Have Ever Heard 2 weeks ago:
…and now he’s everyone’s problem.
- Comment on gabe³ half-life 3 confirmed 2 weeks ago:
Looks familiar…
- Comment on What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you? 3 weeks ago:
In one of the Leisure Suit Larry games, you get called out for saving the game too often during a particularly difficult section.
- Comment on From the outside looking in 5 weeks ago:
Please send help.
- Comment on I don't get it 5 weeks ago:
Fuck you!
- Comment on *happy Kenobi dance* 5 weeks ago:
lol I like this one.
- Comment on well designed you say 1 month ago:
I’m at a Loss.
- Comment on Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago 1 month ago:
I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.
But….
These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.
So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…
Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.
- Comment on Are Street Racers "bad people"? 1 month ago:
Yes. It puts other people - uninvolved, innocent people - in mortal danger. Also it puts other people’s property in danger. It’s selfish and ignorant.
- Comment on Spokesperson 1 month ago:
Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.
- Comment on On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary? 1 month ago:
“How about the Eiffel Tower?”
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 2 months ago:
Twizzlerius
- Comment on whats your dumb purchases? 2 months ago:
I once asked my dad if he’d ever buy a boat. He asked me why he would want to buy “a hole in the water to throw money into.”
- Comment on Best anti theft ever 2 months ago:
I have one of those!