OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you 16 hours ago:
Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.
- Comment on Happy Labor Day! 2 days ago:
Are you really going to gatekeep Labor Day, op?
- Comment on Just wait until Michael finds out about this 4 days ago:
Territory theft is not a joke, Jim!
- Comment on Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting 6 days ago:
That wolf has a spare hand on his shoulder.
- Comment on Biggest, most beautiful pill. 1 week ago:
“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating…”
- Comment on Interesting movie detail you've never noticed 1 week ago:
They hate what they fear. Deep down they’re all cowards.
- Comment on Roll Tide 2 weeks ago:
You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.
ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 weeks ago:
It’s a PS1 game, but still. I loved this game. If I wasn’t playing Twisted Metal 2 then I was playing this.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 2 weeks ago:
Do you make obnoxious broad generalizations about every massively diverse country on earth, or just the USA?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Fuck off stonethrow
- Comment on I had always wondered... 3 weeks ago:
I’ve seen enough
- Comment on They call me the problem solver 3 weeks ago:
I had a job where I was supposed to arrive at 8:00am. According to maps & normal traffic patterns, it should take me 25-30 minutes to get there from home.
If I left home at 7:30 it would usually take me 35 minutes and I would invariably arrive at 8:05am. Late.
No problem, leave earlier, right?
If I left at 7:25am it would take me 40 minutes and I would arrive at 8:05am.
If I left at 7:15am it would somehow take me 50 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.
If I left at 7:00am …you guessed it, it would take me 65 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.
It’s like I was destined to be there at 8:05am.
Eventually I negotiated with my boss to be there at 8:30am instead. I stared leaving my house at 7:45am and I’d usually get there by 8:15am. Early!
It was just the way the traffic worked out in my commute.
- Comment on Worrying grimoire 3 weeks ago:
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
- Comment on Worrying grimoire 3 weeks ago:
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 3 weeks ago:
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
- Comment on not on my watch 3 weeks ago:
I can summarize that patch to make is smaller for them:
“I’M A RACIST COWARD”
- Comment on Bet your car doesn't have a special lip balm holder 3 weeks ago:
Nah, it’s made of heavy duty plastic. I’m sure it’ll be fine.
- Comment on Luigi Mangione sacrificed his freedom for Nothing. 3 weeks ago:
Where will “demanding our right to healthcare” get us? We can demand stuff all day long, at best we’ll get ignored. At worst, we’ll lose our jobs (and thus any health care) or our homes or our lives.
The majority of Americans hate this government and the oligarchs who run it. Even if we organized and protested en masse, the billionaires and the deluded cultists who buy their lies will just deride and/or destroy any uprising. We’ve been successfully divided & conquered.
I’m too old to start over. I have a house & a family to think about, my healthcare is tied to that. I can’t risk losing my job. I can’t go starting a revolution. I’m sorry to admit that I’m beat.
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button 3 weeks ago:
I don’t have a Switch 2 and am not interested in getting one, but I do know rage-bait articles about non-issues. I can’t understand someone throwing a tantrum because there’s a button on their controller that they don’t need. Just ignore it?
Hey, I bought a car that has a “Bluelink+” option to talk to their support people. It’s a subscription service which I don’t pay for. It doesn’t harm me in the least that the button is there and I don’t use it. I don’t even mind that the ads for the car mention that it’s a feature. It would be weird if it did upset me.
- Comment on Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the... 4 weeks ago:
French press.
(The press is also what we call our news media)
- Comment on Two years into the world's most complicated board game, masochist gamers "still don't understand what the camels do" 4 weeks ago:
Gameplay Magazine calls it "Punishingly intricate.”
- Comment on Watcha gonna do? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Hmmm 5 weeks ago:
They resemble Stalin and Hitler but without the facial hair.
- Comment on modern classic 5 weeks ago:
The one in the left definitely needed an update. The carpet is awful, the railing is outdated, the wood paneling is dreary. But the “remodel” (ai?) is not great either. Pergo flooring looks cheap. Solid black & white everything makes it look like a store at the mall. There’s no life to it.
- Comment on modern classic 5 weeks ago:
Yes they are.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 1 month ago:
I see. That’s good to know. Thank you.
- Comment on Badge of Honor 1 month ago:
I feel like I’m missing a key piece of information here. Wtf is “tesseract” in this context?
- Comment on Chinese parents in 1979 1 month ago:
I did that once too. Sadly, the baby won. My money was on the robot.
- Comment on Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰 1 month ago:
My baby’s got the bends…
- Comment on Spherical Bastard 1 month ago:
I think he called them “nuclear goblins,” not dwarves. And they weren’t actual mythological creatures, just a silly nickname for “bodies of nuclear density” which floated around inside stars, and exploded when they got too far out from the core, causing solar flares.
The concept of moving the entire solar system is fascinating though. It was used in Larry Niven’s “known space” series of novels.
