OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Oatmeal 14 hours ago:
Butterscotch Pudding is a big boy!
- Comment on Which one are you? 22 hours ago:
…or veer into a person, which happened to me (yes I was struck by a runaway cart, no I’m not proud of that). I was not seriously injured.
In my defense, I was distracted- and that cart was running on silent mode or something.
- Comment on This is the smallest print size i've ever seen 4 days ago:
Really?! lol that’s great. I didn’t see that episode.
- Comment on This is the smallest print size i've ever seen 4 days ago:
The concept of “Señor Chang” - the incongruity of an Asian man teaching Spanish in an American community college, never ceases to make me chuckle.
It reminds me of my own days in community college here in the US, and sitting in an English Literature class, taught by an Indian woman (Mrs. Banerjee) whose accent was so thick, the whole class probably dropped a letter grade just because we couldn’t follow much of what she said.
- Comment on In heat 6 days ago:
It’s just limp dick size that changes but summer penis and cold shrinkage can definitely happen to a man.
That’s why I never leave the house without a raging boner. I found some pills at a truck stop gas station, I pop a few every time I need to go shopping or whatever. It frightens the children but the old ladies at the bingo parlor seem to dig it.
- Comment on Time to redraw America's borders in a way that finally makes sense. 1 week ago:
“America” is a shortened name for “United States of America,” in addition to the name of the continent. It can be both, you know.
- Comment on Might be time to find another job 1 week ago:
Or: one guy keeps brining in milk, and another guy keeps locking that guy’s milk.
- Comment on Climate change is a hoax 1 week ago:
Yeah this comic is perfectly accurate, plus the one with the man in the business suit, talking to some children around a campfire in a post-apocalyptic setting, saying “yes the world was destroyed, but for a beautiful moment in time we made a lot of value for it shareholders.”
- Comment on I am two of them 1 week ago:
Bitey food cooked in boiling hot oil.
- Comment on Science has gone too far 2 weeks ago:
Best of both worlds.
- Comment on I throw hands (grabbing my soup) 2 weeks ago:
I got confused and threw soup at the Nazi. Then I hi-fived a kitty.
- Comment on Add it to the pile of reasons to hate 'em 2 weeks ago:
Platinium!
- Comment on Grim ass picture 2 weeks ago:
Ba ba donk a donk, I’m lovin it
- Comment on I wonder if they let the dog drive himself home 3 weeks ago:
Alleged perpetrator was questioned by officers on the scene, subject was asked to identify who is a good boy, and if he (alleged perp) is indeed the good boy. Alleged perp responded in the affirmative and was released with no further questions.
- Comment on Peak male form 3 weeks ago:
#2 making a bold statement to go sans mustachio.
- Comment on Not sure exactly what they are selling 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, Mandi. Eat it.
- Comment on The D.E.N.N.I.S ship 4 weeks ago:
No.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 4 weeks ago:
I remember dialing into bulletin board services to leave chat comments and share small files that would take hours to download.
- Comment on What's a TV series you've tried repeatedly to get into, but can't? 5 weeks ago:
Lower Decks.
- Comment on White House Health Report Included Fake Citations 5 weeks ago:
Because of course it does.
- Comment on Madame Gasket 1 month ago:
1959 Chevy Bel Air
- Comment on Forbidden Tech 1 month ago:
I have a 50’ (15.25 m) extension cord on a wind-up reel. It has a separate 10’ (3m) cord from the reel hub, to plug into the wall outlet.
All I want is a way to plug it into the wall and be able to unreel it as I work, without that 10’ section getting all twisted. Kind of like a phone cord detangler (pic below), or the brake cable detangler/gyro on BMX stunt bikes.
I was trying to think of a way to make one but apparently it’s a “dangerous fire hazard” or whatever.
- Comment on I always get into to the wrong mlm 😫 1 month ago:
Wario Luigi Wario
- Comment on Tity more tity, the Greed is sickening 1 month ago:
Clearly they were trying to spell “per capita.”
- Comment on Can confirm 1 month ago:
They should have switched the placement of the author & the title.
“Michelle Obama Be coming” sounds dirty.
- Comment on Oof 1 month ago:
Perpetuating the myth that student loan forgiveness means “your taxes are paying off student loans,” when it really means “government is telling banks to fuck off with their excessive interest rates on student loans.”
Tax money isn’t going to the banks* or the students. The students have usually paid off the loans, and are now struggling with the interest debt. The gov’t telling the bank to give up on that debt isn’t hurting anyone, but the bank doesn’t get as much profit as they could have - and since the banks own the senators & media outlets, we get the myth that student loan forgiveness means “taxes paying off student loans.”
*note - you think some deals do include the gov’t giving the banks some money to “cover their (imaginary) losses.”
- Comment on Impossible 1 month ago:
I know. I was there.
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 month ago:
The story was clichéd and predictable. The actors did an okay job with a weak script, full of hackneyed dialogue and gorge-sized plot holes. The action scenes were filmed in nearly pitch-black conditions, even with my screen brightness cranked to the max I could still barely make out what was going on, not that it was all that fun to watch anyway. The romance plot was okay, but still seemed rushed and contrived.
I mean, if you enjoy trite and basic horror flicks, I guess give it a go. I’d skip it though; you won’t miss much.
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 month ago:
“The Gorge” on AppleTV.
It was not good.
- Comment on Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do 2 months ago:
All Cops Are Blowjobbers
