OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's your favorite case of a game making fun of you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In one of the Leisure Suit Larry games, you get called out for saving the game too often during a particularly difficult section.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨From the outside looking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Please send help.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't get it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*happy Kenobi dance*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  lol I like this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨well designed you say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m at a Loss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Texas National Guard arriving in Chicago⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I try hard not to make fun of people’s appearances. It’s not fair to mock them for their weight or their little mustaches or their ill-fitting camo gear.

  But….

  These are evil people arriving to do evil things. Sometimes ridicule is the only weapon we can use against them, since violence would only bring more of the same.

  So I guess it’s fair to say that these fearsome warriors, hot off their recent and decisively clear victory over anorexia, will pour into Chicago, like beef gravy over pizza, and devour their chosen enemy, no matter how much sweat, panting, and snacks it takes…

  Unless their enemy is at the top of more than 2 flights of stairs, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are Street Racers "bad people"?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. It puts other people - uninvolved, innocent people - in mortal danger. Also it puts other people’s property in danger. It’s selfish and ignorant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spokesperson⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy. Just win the WBotY award. We have open sign-ups every spring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨On Jeopardy, does getting the Who/What/Where/When/Why part of the response necessary?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “How about the Eiffel Tower?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OK what is your Roman name?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Twizzlerius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I once asked my dad if he’d ever buy a boat. He asked me why he would want to buy “a hole in the water to throw money into.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best anti theft ever⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have one of those!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, Bart Simpson wrote that?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re talking about open anus wounds. The current American government is especially relevant, since the sitting president is an open anus wound gifted with the ability to speak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bamboozled!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I literally have an extra unused chimney on my house that I don’t want and it would probably cost me just as much to get rid of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific unprogress...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If your truck is equipped with GPS then the Earth had better be round in your physics model.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello to Bary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A wave hit it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s even the appeal of Linux?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I honestly don’t know. Every OS has its goods & bads. But generally I think it just comes down to whatever’s available. Personally, I use:
  Windows on my work laptop (because that’s what they gave me),
  MacOS on my personal laptop (because I like it),
  Ubuntu on my home automation / media server (because it was free).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. I gave up on waiting for that game years ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once traded someone my PS3 for his PS4.
  I traded up, and he had two PS4s and no PS3 and he wanted one of each. It was a win-win.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Filter song Hey Man Nice Shot is about what’s in that bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Big Balls Clapped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine that This song was playing when he was catching them fists.

  …with his face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I play MK8 against my kid, and never realized that the choice of carts makes a difference. Do the tires and glider make a difference too? I always just used the Mii Mercedes.

  I rarely play it with him anymore, he prefers “Wreckfest” - which is a lot of fun too, but I find MK8 more challenging.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you encountered this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like there may be some missing information. For example, if the customer had a coupon or other discount. The tip should be a percentage of the total before the discount. If they’re “adjusting” to tip less- based on the post-coupon price, fuck them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not wrong but they are an asshole. (You’re is short for “you are,” your is the possessive pronoun)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  • Uncharted (series)
  • RDR2
  • Minecraft

  Honorable mention: No Man’s Sky

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks I hate it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t a design problem. It’s a maintenance problem. The panels were put back in the wrong order.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stupid sexy apples⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bee sexploitation free honey