OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

  Ok. So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the squid squad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do we have No Man's Sky fans here?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Prime sucks like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nom nom nitrogen⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feed my plants nitrogen exclusively. But I let them have a little now & then, as a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being in love is like...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Megalodamn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Obongocare” also reeks of racism, but that’s a given- it is 4chan after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby don’t hurt me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A very average looking church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calcium and potassium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he does doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had never heard of THIS before⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The prevailing theory is that McDonald’s brings the McRib back whenever pork futures are down, because it maximizes profit. That is usually seasonal- in the early autumn, when grilling season is over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fall for it every year. Every. Year.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read a tweet once that said that Burger King’s chicken nuggets tasted like “deer ankles.”
  Another apt comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a friend who swears by them. Buys one after another of those heaps of junk. I always ask her “how’s your Heep?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NEVER OBSOLETE⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to be a retail PC service tech back when these things were new. I remember scoffing at the “never obsolete” tag. They were obsolete while still new in the box.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how time flows⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  • Haircut Dude is a hit man. He’s a remorseless psychopath. He’s hunting dude 2.
  • Dude 2 stumbled across a bunch of money from a drug-deal-gone-wrong. He’s trying to hide from everyone who wants it back, including Haircut Dude.
  • Dude 3 is a sheriff. He’s also looking for Dude 2, as part of his investigation into the drug-deal-gone-wrong. He realizes pretty quick that he’s in over his head and probably gonna die.
  • Dude 4 is a bounty hunter. He finds Dude 2 and offers to protect him, in exchange for the money.
  • Haircut Dude kills Dude 2 & 4 & the drug dealers & several others, but he also randomly spares some people, including Dude 2.

  I disagree with the other fella who said there’s no moral or theme. This story is all about destiny, fate and the ever-persistent approach of our own deaths, and also we’re all responsible for our own actions but maybe not our own fates. The story is dripping with metaphor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4 leaky tires on the same rental, overfilled to compensate⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How about throwing stones at tigers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring bathroom doors back to hotels⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this a US thing? I live in the US, I’ve stayed at many hotels in the US, and I have never, ever seen recent heard of a hotel without bathroom doors.

  But no, in general we are not ok over here and could use some help removing a fascist regime.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meme request] Dinosaur or frog memes for a sad friend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  mander.xyz/post/42625398

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Jurassic" Park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be pedantic. They picked the name because it sounded cool and got the point across.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Libraries are cool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But would you trust everyone who takes a book off the shelf to put it back exactly where they found it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*confused flatfish noises*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Humans are predatory animals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I refuse to drive my wife’s car because it’s filled to the brim with sewing supplies, fabrics, craft projects, textiles, garments, etc. No organization at all, just barely enough room for the driver and one back-seat passenger, if that passenger is the size of our 8yo son. I hate even pulling it into/out of the garage for her. It’s like driving a cart to a Bedouin bazaar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FACTS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Going on a date with a girl means agreeing with a girl on where to go.
  Agreeing with a girl? Miss me with that gay shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I once ate a nice chili which robbed me of my vision for an entire day.