OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on Yeah, the Harvard Bellevue cemetery 3 days ago:
I just recently did the same with a set of patio lights. Was shortening a set of lights which hang over my porch. Measured out the length I needed, cut the cord, attached a new female end. Went to plug the other end in… also female!
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- Comment on Total fabrication 5 days ago:
You’re not lying to your printer. A pdf is a print. It’s just on screen instead of on paper.
- Comment on slow cooker 5 days ago:
Joke’s on you! My slow cookers is on a dead-man switch! If I die, the slow cooker will EXPLODE!
- Comment on Cock² block 6 days ago:
This is no yolk-ing matter!
- Comment on A driver in New York City covered his license plate with tape 2 weeks ago:
speeding in school zones
Fuck the driver. He deserves to get “narc’d” on, before he kills some kid.
- Comment on /:€ <( Welcome to Mythbusters ) 3 weeks ago:
“Goo goo g’joob.” -Jaymie
- Comment on Absolute peak 5 weeks ago:
For a while I was a certified Oki printer service technician.
Those things were fun to repair! - Comment on Evil 1 month ago:
- Comment on Good luck, space cowboy 1 month ago:
Unpopular opinion: 99% of anime is garbage.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 1 month ago:
And here I thought I’d never take a shit in a urinal.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 1 month ago:
individuals you don’t agree with…
You mean fuckin’ white-supremacist, bigoted, misogynistic, transphobic, anti-vax, pro-fascist hate-spewing propagandists?
Yeah I vehemently “disagree” with them and want them removed from this planet. Sorry if that offends fringe voters.
- Comment on Charlie Kirk strikes (is stricken) once again. 1 month ago:
The only good thing Charlie Kirk did for the world was get shot in the fuckng neck.
- Comment on Sacre blu 1 month ago:
These comments are blowing my mind. Are people just pretending that this isn’t a humorous post?
No, Americans do not eat 90 lbs per day. She was making a joke.
- Comment on YSK that you shouldn't sit on the toilet right after lifting the lid, because the escaping fumes will enter your anus and it's really bad for you 1 month ago:
Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.
- Comment on Happy Labor Day! 1 month ago:
Are you really going to gatekeep Labor Day, op?
- Comment on Just wait until Michael finds out about this 2 months ago:
Territory theft is not a joke, Jim!
- Comment on Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting 2 months ago:
That wolf has a spare hand on his shoulder.
- Comment on Biggest, most beautiful pill. 2 months ago:
“Ravers, they come up to me with tears in their eyes and they’re crying and they’re saying ”thank you mister president for this yuge pill,” and everybody know it it the biggest most powerful pill. Bigger than Obama Hussein, bigger than lazy sleepy Joe’s pills. My pill-my pill, it might kill you if you eat it, it might make you see things that aren’t there or say things that aren’t true. My lovely beautiful sexually attractive daughter, she took this pill and she saw god. I asked if it was god with a big G god like we all know and love and she said no, it was Tezcatlipoca the great jag-u-ar god of the Mexicans. And they’re communists and criminals down there in Mexican. They don’t eat my pills. My pills they are made from pure gold that we got from Argentina. Where all the best gold comes from. And I hear all the time how great my pills are. They make you see Mexican god. They make you my beautiful daughter. Very attractive my daughter and a bit tooo old now to be dating…”
- Comment on Interesting movie detail you've never noticed 2 months ago:
They hate what they fear. Deep down they’re all cowards.
- Comment on Roll Tide 2 months ago:
You don’t click buttons in the physical world. You press buttons. Clicking buttons is something you do on a screen.
Also, as others have mentioned, none of the buttons have genitalia.
A better sign should say:
PLEASE DO NOT USE YOUR PENIS TO PRESS BUTTONS.
ELEVATOR MONITORED BY VIDEO RECORDING.
- Comment on It do be like that 2 months ago:
It’s a PS1 game, but still. I loved this game. If I wasn’t playing Twisted Metal 2 then I was playing this.
- Comment on This crazy assassin character, who doesn't know what shampoo is, somehow would bother shaving her armpits 2 months ago:
Do you make obnoxious broad generalizations about every massively diverse country on earth, or just the USA?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Fuck off stonethrow
- Comment on I had always wondered... 2 months ago:
I’ve seen enough
- Comment on They call me the problem solver 2 months ago:
I had a job where I was supposed to arrive at 8:00am. According to maps & normal traffic patterns, it should take me 25-30 minutes to get there from home.
If I left home at 7:30 it would usually take me 35 minutes and I would invariably arrive at 8:05am. Late.
No problem, leave earlier, right?
If I left at 7:25am it would take me 40 minutes and I would arrive at 8:05am.
If I left at 7:15am it would somehow take me 50 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.
If I left at 7:00am …you guessed it, it would take me 65 minutes and I would arrive 8:05am.
It’s like I was destined to be there at 8:05am.
Eventually I negotiated with my boss to be there at 8:30am instead. I stared leaving my house at 7:45am and I’d usually get there by 8:15am. Early!
It was just the way the traffic worked out in my commute.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
- Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this 2 months ago:
If you can’t throat an entire Costco hot dog wiener in one bite you don’t deserve to eat it.
- Comment on not on my watch 2 months ago:
I can summarize that patch to make is smaller for them:
“I’M A RACIST COWARD”
