OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
  Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Tina Belcher write this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t take it with you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Macs are gross though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who farted?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or (hear me out) the writers of Scrubs worked a lot of true stories into their show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real and True⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah #10 is how mine is set up. Except the center monitor is an extra wide curved monitor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of that Reddit sub “r/totallynotrobots”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ever hear of the vinegar strokes face?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The games are prohibitively expensive.

  Even if you calculate hours-of-entertainment-per-dollar-spent, it’s crazy expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I read somewhere that smoking it makes you see the shadow people who are constantly watching us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  girlfriends deadass get mad when u touch their butt like it’s our fault they got the wagon??? no one asked u to be double cheeked up like this. u stupid ass bad bitch. thick ass slice of heaven. why u walk in the room n ur ass walks in 5 minutes later.

  Ok. So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the squid squad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are You⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In this context it’s short for “I guess.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are pics of Gene Shallot as a baby, with his dad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t that be more effective if it was white milk + powdered milk? Otherwise isn’t he just making his 2% or whatever a slightly higher %?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do we have No Man's Sky fans here?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I love the game. Just don’t have the time to play it anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The show I was watching went from "Free" to "Paid" *while I was watching it*⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Prime sucks like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nom nom nitrogen⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t feed my plants nitrogen exclusively. But I let them have a little now & then, as a treat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being in love is like...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Megalodamn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon lives on a budget⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Obongocare” also reeks of racism, but that’s a given- it is 4chan after all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It was completely lost on me, at first.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Baby don’t hurt me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grim Statistics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A very average looking church.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Horse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨calcium and potassium⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating my polonium lava-houses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof you don't have to wait for the new year for self improvement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he does doing what he loved: being a giant douche.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I had never heard of THIS before⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to yell “Sic semper tyrannis!” After you do it.