OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not on my watch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I can summarize that patch to make is smaller for them:

  “I’M A RACIST COWARD”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bet your car doesn't have a special lip balm holder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, it’s made of heavy duty plastic. I’m sure it’ll be fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Luigi Mangione sacrificed his freedom for Nothing.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where will “demanding our right to healthcare” get us? We can demand stuff all day long, at best we’ll get ignored. At worst, we’ll lose our jobs (and thus any health care) or our homes or our lives.

  The majority of Americans hate this government and the oligarchs who run it. Even if we organized and protested en masse, the billionaires and the deluded cultists who buy their lies will just deride and/or destroy any uprising. We’ve been successfully divided & conquered.

  I’m too old to start over. I have a house & a family to think about, my healthcare is tied to that. I can’t risk losing my job. I can’t go starting a revolution. I’m sorry to admit that I’m beat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendo Switch 2 Joy-Cons Officially Have A Pay-To-Press Button⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have a Switch 2 and am not interested in getting one, but I do know rage-bait articles about non-issues. I can’t understand someone throwing a tantrum because there’s a button on their controller that they don’t need. Just ignore it?

  Hey, I bought a car that has a “Bluelink+” option to talk to their support people. It’s a subscription service which I don’t pay for. It doesn’t harm me in the least that the button is there and I don’t use it. I don’t even mind that the ads for the car mention that it’s a feature. It would be weird if it did upset me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit is going down in Paris! Quick, alert the...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  French press.

  (The press is also what we call our news media)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two years into the world's most complicated board game, masochist gamers "still don't understand what the camels do"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gameplay Magazine calls it "Punishingly intricate.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Watcha gonna do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They resemble Stalin and Hitler but without the facial hair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modern classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The one in the left definitely needed an update. The carpet is awful, the railing is outdated, the wood paneling is dreary. But the “remodel” (ai?) is not great either. Pergo flooring looks cheap. Solid black & white everything makes it look like a store at the mall. There’s no life to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modern classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes they are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see. That’s good to know. Thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like I’m missing a key piece of information here. Wtf is “tesseract” in this context?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chinese parents in 1979⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did that once too. Sadly, the baby won. My money was on the robot.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happiest day of my life! I'm gonna be a dad! 🥰⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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  My baby’s got the bends…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spherical Bastard⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think he called them “nuclear goblins,” not dwarves. And they weren’t actual mythological creatures, just a silly nickname for “bodies of nuclear density” which floated around inside stars, and exploded when they got too far out from the core, causing solar flares.

  The concept of moving the entire solar system is fascinating though. It was used in Larry Niven’s “known space” series of novels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Died so young bro 😔😔⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear he staged that, faked his own death and went into hiding.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Worm logic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I adopted my parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Incel meme

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The magical powers of salami⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A second camera, not covered in slommy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was a joke. Hearing damage. From putting my ear to a “story glory hole”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds beautiful⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this a rope hanging under a helicopter?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have to worry about the loss of ve_loss_ity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Will the next president of America have to do a world wide apology tour for this administration? Kind of like celebs do when they get their ass in a sling.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that before any apologies can be made, the next president would have to send trump & his entire administration to trial, convict them, and sentence them.

  Also, they would have to work on passing legislation to make sure another trump never happens (remove the loopholes, the excess of power to the executive branch, the corruption in all three branches, citizens united, the heritage foundation).

  …and then do an apology tour. Apologies would mean nothing, if four years later we’re in a position to do the same bullshit again. We need to prove that we can be stable, reliable, and resilient. Make sure our house is in order. THAT’S the apology the world needs to hear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think that Trump is the most hated U.S. president?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t or won’t even begin to imagine how that could be possible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it really possible that the Maggats will keep Mitch McConell on life support until the midterms? Or will they just let him die and try a sympathy vote?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh that’s right, those red state dipshits changed that law a couple of years ago, when McConnell started showing his age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O hi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  MTG dyed her hair?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting bathroom design⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The neighbor’s toilet. Saves space to stack ‘em like this. As long as they line it up right, flushing this one drops right into the bowl of the next one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it really possible that the Maggats will keep Mitch McConell on life support until the midterms? Or will they just let him die and try a sympathy vote?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They only need to keep him “alive” until August 1st. If he’s announced dead before then, the [D] governor of KY would be able to appoint a replacement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Rigor Tortoise”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 benny 2 benny 3 benny 4⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  4 Benadryl is also known as “teleportation spell, level 1.” Because you will doze off and then a few hours later wake up somewhere else, with no recollection of how you got there.

  I’ve tested this accidentally once. It works. I took two, fell asleep for a few mins, woke up and having forgotten I’d already taken some, took two more. I woke up at 11pm on a Sunday night inside the closed & empty cafeteria of the local community college, with no car.