OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Matrix⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Star Trek had several episodes which touched on the idea, even if you build a perfect fake utopia, it’s still fake. And reality is ultimately better than a false life (for most people).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  ‘’’
  lol_idk@pifed.social
  I start all my posts with it.

  ‘’’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Nine is too much silly nose stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But look at their name. They don’t even have to type it…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m at a loss for words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you think I feel? I’m the one who made that Star Trek/Loss meme.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is a game you can’t understand why its so popular ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cones of Dunshire. It’s too complicated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need for Speed: Most Wanted – The game that got me into racing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My kid is 9. He loves street racing games. NFS:Heat is his current favorite, but occasionally he likes to play the “classic” NFS:Most Wanted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨60% of PC gamers have no plans to build a new PC in the next two years — AI pricing crunch on RAM and other components paralyze enthusiast market⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My kid is getting old enough to enjoy PC gaming and I want build a gaming machine for him. But alas. He will have to just enjoy my aging PS4 instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chad⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What do late night talk show hosts telling their guest when they walk out and hug? Or when they go to commercial break?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Conan televised it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adult costume for Frozen themed children’s party⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Icy what you did there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shart of The Deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Israel and/or Russia first”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Really incredible. I want a set.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a (non-TMNT-themed) pizza cutter with a handle which is like a traditional wheel cutter handle, but also splits down the center and becomes more like the two-handed “staff” one. It works very well, because it transfers the pressure on the blade from a forward 45° angle to straight-down 90°. Great for thick/hard crust.

  The handle splits above the blade rather than at the center of the wheel, so there’s a bit more clearance. But still I wouldn’t say it’s an impractical design. As long as you have slim hands and keep it level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t just beat ‘em at chess, I rectum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do some people with college degrees and an education, still act so fucking stupid?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Intelligence and Wisdom are two separate stats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong answers only - what is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How I met your mother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California father arrested after repainting crosswalk, adding stop signs near children’s park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Spider-Man is a menace!” -you, apparently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It hurts.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Optimus. Optical sweaty is when you are more than meets the eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything I post is serious.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Tobacco is also part of the nightshade family.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Corn dogs for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would you ever call your son a disappointment?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, if he came home spirting a maga hat or a Charlie Kirk t-shirt or something.
  I’m raising my kid to be smart and to care about others. So really I’d be disappointed in myself for not being a better teacher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatta my color? 🤩⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was lucky enough to be born with bright green eyes, and cursed with terrible nearsightedness and so need glasses to see more than a foot past my nose. Alas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was on social media before web browsers existed. I am Legion.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I still remember my old dial-up BBS handle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Statement From The White House⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
  Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gimme an apple⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Did Tina Belcher write this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name of this private road in Colorado cracks me up⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d rather lick someone’s butt then eat a pickle. Or eat the pickle first. Either order is fine. But simultaneously us out of the question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Follow the rules!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In my job, I put on all five of those hats in. The same day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “A bird in the hand gathers no moss.”