OhStopYellingAtMe
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
- Comment on whats your dumb purchases? 3 days ago:
I once asked my dad if he’d ever buy a boat. He asked me why he would want to buy “a hole in the water to throw money into.”
- Comment on Best anti theft ever 4 days ago:
I have one of those!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit, Bart Simpson wrote that?!
- Comment on ... 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Too soon? 2 weeks ago:
Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.
- Comment on How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ? 2 weeks ago:
We’re talking about open anus wounds. The current American government is especially relevant, since the sitting president is an open anus wound gifted with the ability to speak.
- Comment on Bamboozled! 2 weeks ago:
Man I literally have an extra unused chimney on my house that I don’t want and it would probably cost me just as much to get rid of it.
- Comment on Scientific unprogress... 2 weeks ago:
If your truck is equipped with GPS then the Earth had better be round in your physics model.
- Comment on Say hello to Bary 3 weeks ago:
A wave hit it.
- Comment on What’s even the appeal of Linux? 5 weeks ago:
I honestly don’t know. Every OS has its goods & bads. But generally I think it just comes down to whatever’s available. Personally, I use:
Windows on my work laptop (because that’s what they gave me),
MacOS on my personal laptop (because I like it),
Ubuntu on my home automation / media server (because it was free). - Comment on Hollow Knight: Silksong - Release Date Trailer (September 4) 5 weeks ago:
Wow. I gave up on waiting for that game years ago.
- Comment on Sony is raising all PS5 console prices in the US by $50, starting tomorrow 5 weeks ago:
I once traded someone my PS3 for his PS4.
I traded up, and he had two PS4s and no PS3 and he wanted one of each. It was a win-win. - Comment on Anyone remember this famous press conference and how it ended? 5 weeks ago:
The Filter song Hey Man Nice Shot is about what’s in that bag.
- Comment on Big Balls Clapped 5 weeks ago:
I like to imagine that This song was playing when he was catching them fists.
…with his face.
- Comment on Going back to play Mario Kart 8 on my Switch 1 when everyone else has a Switch 2, FOMO 1 month ago:
I play MK8 against my kid, and never realized that the choice of carts makes a difference. Do the tires and glider make a difference too? I always just used the Mii Mercedes.
I rarely play it with him anymore, he prefers “Wreckfest” - which is a lot of fun too, but I find MK8 more challenging.
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 1 month ago:
I feel like there may be some missing information. For example, if the customer had a coupon or other discount. The tip should be a percentage of the total before the discount. If they’re “adjusting” to tip less- based on the post-coupon price, fuck them.
- Comment on what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time? 1 month ago:
They’re not wrong but they are an asshole. (You’re is short for “you are,” your is the possessive pronoun)
- Comment on what are in you're top 3 favourite games of all time? 1 month ago:
- Uncharted (series)
- RDR2
- Minecraft
Honorable mention: No Man’s Sky
- Comment on Thanks I hate it 1 month ago:
This isn’t a design problem. It’s a maintenance problem. The panels were put back in the wrong order.
- Comment on stupid sexy apples 1 month ago:
Bee sexploitation free honey
- Comment on Dirt Man 1 month ago:
Took me too long to remember “Arctic” and “Antarctic” and I kept wondering how “North Pole / South Pole” translated to “Bearlandia / Not Bearlandia”
- Comment on Yeasty 1 month ago:
When I was a teen working at Little Caesar’s, we set up a giant elastic band in our back door, and would launch our expired dough balls at the Burger King drive-thru window across the street. Then they’d call us and yell. Fun times.
- Comment on The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement 1 month ago:
- Comment on Soup of Theseus 1 month ago:
Replace rain with “more stew ingredients” and you’re describing Perpetual Stew - a soup that is forever cooking, forever being eaten, forever being added to.
- Comment on This is a real machine in Romania. Do 20 squats in front of it, and it prints you a free bus ticket. 1 month ago:
That man’s name? Albert Einstein.
- Comment on I ain't got no time to maintain some stupid little plastic bread clip. I got a landlord to feed. 1 month ago:
When I was a kid, we used to keep the plastic bags from bread once we ate the loaf and in winter we’d line our boots with them. To keep our socks dry.
- Comment on Everything is just an ESP32 away 2 months ago:
You know what? Fuck all that. I’m a tech worker and my whole house is automated.
Because I’m lazy…
…like any decently efficient tech worker.
- Comment on Please tell me 2 months ago:
Can I have one?
- Comment on Please tell me 2 months ago:
- Comment on Its a draw🗣️ 2 months ago:
A drawer drew a drawer drawing a drawer.
