OhStopYellingAtMe

@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What movies have you watched this week?⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  “The Gorge” on AppleTV.

  It was not good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  All Cops Are Blowjobbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't mind!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Smelly cat, smelly cat… o/~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It happens...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Me: “ugh. Here comes Tom. He’s always talking about scarecrows.”

  Tom: “Hey man.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ain't your buddy, pal!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not your bro, pal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Marathon | Save the Date Trailer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah fuck that game for not being available for Mac despite the original game being Mac exclusive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Motorcycle knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, I’d rather not speculate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well that’s disappointing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  From the context of these two tweets it seems to me like a pretty cute joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “IRS Predicts DOGE Lost Half a Trillion Dollars for the USA so far.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a joke? Have you seen Severence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How do you preserve a sunset, or a child’s laughter? How do you preserve the feeling of a first kiss, or the flavor of your mom’s hug? How do you preserve the memory of your lost love, or the fish that flew away? How do you preserve the anxious feeling of your first ritual death match in the ring of eternal fire, or a crisp autumn day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OH FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello darkness, my old friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossils on Fossils⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If gasoline is made from dinosaurs, what did the Dinotrux run in?

• I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.lemmy.world ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pi Day Friday!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only issue I have with this is the order of the steps. If you preheat your oven before creating the universe, that oven is preheated for nearly 20 billion years before you put the pie in. That’s terrible for your gas or electric bill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Trump’s ‘51st State’ Canada Talk Came to Be Seen as Deadly Serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Man, I live on the US-Canada border (opposite side of a Great Lake, but still…) on one hand, I don’t want Canada launching retaliatory strikes against my house. But on the other hand, would you consider invading us? I hate living in trumplandia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How Trump’s ‘51st State’ Canada Talk Came to Be Seen as Deadly Serious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If Canada were to become the 51st state (never going to happen but hypothetically), wouldn’t it swing heavily toward “blue?” Would republicans ever win another election if Canadians had to vote in US elections?

  trump just wants to exploit Canada’s resources, obviously-same with Greenland’s and the Panama Canal. But as usual, he doesn’t think this through.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm always having to help these dumb humans⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Smarter than the average bear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can anyone help me identify this vintage computer?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a Wang. I’ve seen many Wangs in my time, and that definitely looks like a Wang.

  Not sure about the computer though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Times are tough for everyone⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t do the A-Team dirty like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Show more pls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Show bobs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First official look at He-Man from the new "Masters of the Universe" film.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dropping the “r” off of Grayskull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon paid more than $1bn to take creative control of James Bond⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeremy Clarkson would make an excellent Bond villain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doppler⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can either know the position of the car or the momentum, but not both.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We have all done it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same here every time I see this meme the blindfold guy makes me giggle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut up, haters⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  For her and her dog’s sake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can someone go check on Cincinnati? I think they might be having some mental health issues.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to try this but I haven’t been back to Cincinnati in years.