Can you guess, chat?

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  lemmy.sdf.org/c/theyknew

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  • grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    TBH, I have a small personal massager I use for my face. Vibrating the sinuses helps make all the mucus and gunk move, like jiggling a ketchup bottle. It helps my sinus headaches.

    But yeah, they knew.

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    • RebekahWSD@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I never even thought how much that could help with clogged sinuses! Oh wow I’ve gotta find one to help that. It’s so painful during allergy season!

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• OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “it’s a dildo. Of course it’s company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. Always use the indefinite article a dildo - never your dildo.”

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• Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I know #2! I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have a meat pounder that fits about right!

    Now you’re just quoting the porn parody Goldiefucks and the Threesome Bears word for word!

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  An XXL Chance with flared head and suction cup base.

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it has a cum tube you can still use it as a pipette

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    • nfamwap@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Delete this please

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• name_NULL111653@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Erlenmeyer Flask. Bottom is flared out a bit.

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• AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  bad dragon?

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• frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A lawn aerator?

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• recursive_recursion@piefed.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyone's wrong because it's clearly a potato cannon

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  • xylol@leminal.space ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Man I miss my potato launcher now

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• kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Looks like a graduated cylinder to me on the first one. Second is an odd angle, maybe a selfie stick?

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “It is imperative that the graduated cylinder not be damaged”

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• Midnitte@beehaw.org ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You thought the epoendorf pens were fun? Wait till you see their new reward for purchases…

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• Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Scout Master Kevin and Uncle Dave.

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• SendMePhotos@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Uh… Is in a eppendorf tube…?

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• Contramuffin@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First one looks like a repeater pipette? Not sure about the second one

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• WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The way that first one tapers at the bottom, that’s probably a conical flask.

  My first guess for the second image is a burette but I’m not too sure.

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• plinky@hexbear.net ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  looks like a bottle of ketchup and toothbrush, so: non-newtonian liquid dispenser and portable ultrasound?

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• Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Another arm? A stand mixer?

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• EvilEdgelord@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A carafe!

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