LaunchesKayaks
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- Comment on 😎😎😎 3 days ago:
🎶 there’s no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole into shock 🎶
- Comment on Houston, we have a Microslop Outlook problem 3 days ago:
I uninstall new outlook on every computer I set up for end users because it is nothing but problems. If I’m going to have people use any Outlook, it’s sure as fuck gonna be classic
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Oh shit I legit forgot about the transition arc. My bad.
- Comment on Marshmallow Fluff 1 week ago:
My dog runs kinda like that. She just throws herself around like a ragdoll. I’ve had the vet look at her extensively and there isn’t anything wrong. She’s just a weirdo.
Maybe she’s part camel…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
The whole thing is wild. I went down a rabbit hole of sonichu and chris-chan for a solid two days when I found out about him.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Sonichu comes to mind immediately
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 2 weeks ago:
I hope he washes out as a cop because we need more good people in the world.
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 2 weeks ago:
I went to a no kings protest today and some jackass stopped in front of the bulk of the protestor and rolled coal intentionally. I’ve never seen a cop go after someone so fast in my entire life. I’ve also never seen a cop actually support the no kings cause. I had a good conversation with the dude earlier in the protest and he is a brand new cop and seems to me like he won’t be a cop for long. Acab, because the ones who aren’t bastards or don’t turn into bastards don’t make it as cops for long.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
You’re doing God’s work.
- Comment on where? 3 weeks ago:
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
- Comment on Soft 3 weeks ago:
Once on the highway a kid made a lil heart at me with his hands from a bus window and I flipped him off and he and his friends lost their minds. It was hilarious.
- Comment on How much brainrot can you handle 4 weeks ago:
There’s so many omg. Fuckin hilarious. I love this shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
How do you even discover that that’s your fetish. I have so many questions
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
The more this thread teaches me, the more I realize that me wanting a cute girl to pull my hair isn’t so crazy.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Do people really want the whole “be used as a sex toy any time” thing? I do not understand that at all, tbh. I’m not judging y’all or whatever, it’s just a very confusing concept to me. But sex is also a very complicated thing for me because of some shit I went through in my last relationship.
- Comment on oh shit waddup 4 weeks ago:
100000000%
- Comment on oh shit waddup 4 weeks ago:
Oh shit are we resurrecting our boi?
I fucking ADORE dat boi
- Comment on Its Over 😔 4 weeks ago:
Gotta go more unhinged than that. Send shit like, “Homie and I just smashed hella antelope with the drive thru chick at an Arby’s in Montana”
- Comment on I was told it would be a cultural experience 5 weeks ago:
Sheetz is the goddamn best my god.
- Comment on This week is the longest month so far this year 5 weeks ago:
This week has gone by so slow. My cat caught my house on fire on Saturday and I’ve been dealing with the aftermath since. I’m fine as are my pets and my home is still habitable, part of my kitchen just got a lil crispy. It’s been one of the most stressful experiences of my life. My fire alarms didn’t go off and I woke up choking on smoke. I got lucky. I could have just died instead of choked.
Life pro tip: make sure your pets can’t turn on your stove. Get covers or clips for the knobs to animal-proof them.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Oh man I’m a horse girl AND history buff
- Comment on One trip only 1 month ago:
Lmao best part of this is that I just found out I probably have a severe rotator cuff injury. I posted that comment and then got some imaging results 10 mins later.
- Comment on One trip only 1 month ago:
I’d sooner break my arms than make two trips
- Comment on 1 month ago:
Girl dinner
- Comment on You know you wanna 1 month ago:
It’s how you leave the matrix
- Comment on My other ride is... 1 month ago:
OUT IN THE YARD AT RAAAM RANCH!
- Comment on Bacterial strain from 5,000-year-old cave ice shows resistance against 10 modern antibiotics 1 month ago:
Put it back in the cave pls
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- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 months ago:
Hooray!
- Comment on Man posts his incorrect opinion online 2 months ago:
I have shoes I wear specifically in the house I broke my ankle a couple years ago and ever since, walking without shoes has been uncomfortable and even painful. So I have inside shoes and outside shoes.
