LaunchesKayaks
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon is a paramedic 1 day ago:
You have people here who care for you, bro
- Comment on Break the conditioning, maximize your horsepower. 1 week ago:
Hey now, ivermectin has an apple flavored version that is apparently very tasty (according to my horse)
- Comment on Absolute apathy when presented with a new toy 3 weeks ago:
It’s a toy intended for livestock to throw around, so it can put up with a lot lol. And Sandy was very distracted. The one mare had a baby recently and Sandy heard the baby playing in a neighboring enclosure and wanted to go say hi sooooo bad. She isn’t allowed to meet the baby, though, because mama horse is very protective. So she just gets to watch and listen to it play and be a baby from a distance
- Comment on Absolute apathy when presented with a new toy 3 weeks ago:
She really was and it was heartbreaking
- Comment on Absolute apathy when presented with a new toy 3 weeks ago:
I was really hoping she’d like it. It was kinda expensive lol
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- Comment on We're so back 3 weeks ago:
Ivermectin comes in apple flavor if y’all are worried about the taste.
/s
- Comment on I have a friend currently in Japan 3 weeks ago:
Told my friend he needs to convince the next set of strangers he does drunk karaoke with to do a speed run with him.
- Comment on I have a friend currently in Japan 3 weeks ago:
They did not remove the handles. My buddy checked lmao
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 19 comments
- Comment on Teachers deserve more money. 3 weeks ago:
My one history teacher in high school drank vodka from a water bottle when he was teaching about the Holocaust. He drank more the days he showed us uncensored concentration camp liberation vids. Nobody said a damn thing about it because he deserved to get a lil blitzed for enduring those videos in every class of the day for a week.
He showed them to us because he thought it was very important that we know the awful, ugly, disturbing truth about what happened so it doesn’t happen again.
Guess the rest of the US didn’t have that sort of history lesson.
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 5 weeks ago:
Yee haw pardner
- Comment on Best Friend 🫂 5 weeks ago:
My bestie is my horse. My dogs are my babies.
The bond with dogs and horses is very different and it’s hard to describe.
- Comment on First b& on Lemmy 1 month ago:
Is this a copypasta
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 1 month ago:
Wait how did it go off the rails
- Comment on 😎😎😎 1 month ago:
🎶 there’s no cock like horse cock. Send your asshole into shock 🎶
- Comment on Houston, we have a Microslop Outlook problem 1 month ago:
I uninstall new outlook on every computer I set up for end users because it is nothing but problems. If I’m going to have people use any Outlook, it’s sure as fuck gonna be classic
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Oh shit I legit forgot about the transition arc. My bad.
- Comment on Marshmallow Fluff 1 month ago:
My dog runs kinda like that. She just throws herself around like a ragdoll. I’ve had the vet look at her extensively and there isn’t anything wrong. She’s just a weirdo.
Maybe she’s part camel…
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The whole thing is wild. I went down a rabbit hole of sonichu and chris-chan for a solid two days when I found out about him.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Sonichu comes to mind immediately
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 2 months ago:
I hope he washes out as a cop because we need more good people in the world.
- Comment on Okay but like the light has been green for 0.3 seconds 2 months ago:
I went to a no kings protest today and some jackass stopped in front of the bulk of the protestor and rolled coal intentionally. I’ve never seen a cop go after someone so fast in my entire life. I’ve also never seen a cop actually support the no kings cause. I had a good conversation with the dude earlier in the protest and he is a brand new cop and seems to me like he won’t be a cop for long. Acab, because the ones who aren’t bastards or don’t turn into bastards don’t make it as cops for long.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
You’re doing God’s work.
- Comment on where? 2 months ago:
7, but only so I can regale House with the saga that was my lupus diagnosis.
- Comment on Soft 2 months ago:
Once on the highway a kid made a lil heart at me with his hands from a bus window and I flipped him off and he and his friends lost their minds. It was hilarious.
- Comment on How much brainrot can you handle 2 months ago:
There’s so many omg. Fuckin hilarious. I love this shit.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
How do you even discover that that’s your fetish. I have so many questions
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
The more this thread teaches me, the more I realize that me wanting a cute girl to pull my hair isn’t so crazy.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Do people really want the whole “be used as a sex toy any time” thing? I do not understand that at all, tbh. I’m not judging y’all or whatever, it’s just a very confusing concept to me. But sex is also a very complicated thing for me because of some shit I went through in my last relationship.
