LaunchesKayaks
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world
- Comment on Eternal fire 4 days ago:
Me when I’m in the sun for 30 seconds
- Comment on Choosing violence 1 week ago:
I work as a helpdesk tech and I always say that I killed a task in task manager when writing up ticket notes.
- Comment on Meatspin 2 weeks ago:
Got really drunk with some other folks at a wedding reception in a park. It had one of these. There were about 10 of us crammed on it and two other people were spinning it. We went flying and it was incredible. 10/10 would recommend.
- Comment on Smoking PSA 3 weeks ago:
Hell yeah white baby
- Comment on Deficiencies 3 weeks ago:
Yep. Apparently my records for years showed it and nobody ever said anything to me. I’m looking into replacing a lot of my doctors because of it. I also keep a better eye on results on my own now.
- Comment on Deficiencies 3 weeks ago:
I was like this. Saw a new rheumatologist who took my various symptoms seriously. Turns out I’m chronically deficient in vitamin D. Had to take weekly megadosea for 3 months and now I’m on a daily supplement of a lower dose. I also started hydroxychloroquine for whatever autoimmune disease I have (I’ll hopefully be getting a formal diagnosis on the 16th)
I feel so much better than I did. I actually have a life now and can go out and do things I enjoy.
Absolute life-changing treatment. I’ve been trying to get rheumatologists to take me seriously for 20 years.
- Comment on Anon comes out to his religious parents 4 weeks ago:
Yeah. Dicks are disgusting. Naked women are attractive in all aspects. Porn is great if the focus is on the woman and her enjoyment. But I can’t get over how gross oral seems. Like, idk if I could handle it. The thought wigs me out.
- Comment on Anon comes out to his religious parents 4 weeks ago:
I’m 27 and seriously questioning if I’m actually gay or just some flavor of ace with an aversion to most sexual acts. I haven’t had any sexual contact with a woman except for a single kiss, so I don’t know if I can be sure yet. I absolutely despise the touch of men. It took 3 boyfriends to realize that men disgust me in regards to phyical/romantic/sexual contact.
- Comment on Share your favourite memes 4 weeks ago:
Gone but not forgotten. RIP Dat Boi.
- Comment on Gypsies Vanner 1 month ago:
I did edit the title. My phone turned gypsy into gypsies and I didn’t notice right away lol
- Comment on Gypsies Vanner 1 month ago:
Phone autocorrected Gypsy to gypsies. Fixed the title. The horse breed is called a Gypsy Vanner, though. Idk why.
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- Comment on What's in your pocket? 1 month ago:
My fave bats are Honduran white bats. Lil things are so gdang cute
- Comment on Anon orders pizza 1 month ago:
The local pizza delivery girl friended me on FB. I got excited because I thought she was cute and into me. Then I learned she’s super right-wing and weird (in a bad way.). She became WAY less cute to me after that.
- Comment on "they say this house is haunted. I've been living here for the past 430 years and haven't seen a ghost yet" 1 month ago:
My old boss spent all day gambling on his phone and talking about buying a Corvette.
Dude still lived with (mooched) off his mom and paid no bills. He makes, last time I checked, 80k/year for doing fuck all. He has his underlings done everything.
Dude lives a shit existence lol
- Comment on Alignment Chart Shitpost 2 months ago:
So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?
- Comment on Growing Old 2 months ago:
Up until recently, I slept absurd amounts of time. Untreated auto-immune disease and a severe vitamin D deficiency will make a gal sleepy lol.
- Comment on Growing Old 2 months ago:
When I turned 25, my mom told me I’m a quarter of a century old and that hit me so hard
- Comment on Growing Old 2 months ago:
Bro how? This ride is out of control.
- Comment on Growing Old 2 months ago:
Me remembering I turn 27 in 13 days. 💀
- Comment on We hardly knew ye. 2 months ago:
This hits so hard rn. Woke up and immediately started puking everywhere. Called off work and went to go get light food and locked myself out of the house. Currently sitting in the shade wait for my mom to show up with the spare key. Fml
- Comment on Vesuvius 2 months ago:
Because the call started off with him talking normally. I’ve spoken to him a bunch before today.
- Comment on Vesuvius 2 months ago:
I work in IT and had a dude use the UwU accent with me on a call today while I was trying to fix his email. Made me wanna barf.
- Comment on What a Hobby 3 months ago:
Sad they didn’t put more water birds on there
- Comment on You shall be remembered 3 months ago:
My friend would 100% post them in my absence.
- Comment on You shall be remembered 3 months ago:
My meme archive is going to be in my will. I leave it to my friend that shitposts the most.
- Comment on New Cybertruck Styled AI Robot Just Dropped 3 months ago:
Legit?
- Comment on New Cybertruck Styled AI Robot Just Dropped 3 months ago:
Why he shaped like that tho
- Comment on I'm am myself and myself is bad at fitting in 3 months ago:
Bottom text
- Comment on Do 9-5 jobs still exist in the U.S.? 3 months ago:
My last job was 9-5 with a paid lunch. It was toxic AF tho