25? HA! Try 30. AND still being a virgin!
It's bad man
Submitted 21 hours ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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thatradomguy@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Lupo@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Mok98@feddit.it 19 hours ago
It’s okay it only lasts a year
MTK@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Don’t worry! It’s only for 1 year and then you are done!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Thank
Jayk0b@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Next year I’m gonna be 30, I’m already browsing some nice coffins and Urns
totallyNotARedditor@lemm.ee 18 hours ago
This is the best time for you to start reading about lower back pain and how to take care of your spine
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Also a good time to give up vanity for comfort. Wear flipflops with socks. Buy a travel squatty potty and take it everywhere in its branded bag.
henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
Don’t forget those knees! I miss not being in constant pain.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 hours ago
Ok let’s trade ages. All take being 25 and you get to be 40.
hansolo@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Child, please.
Enjoy those knees while you can.
Source: Old enough to have a 25 year old kid.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
While I’m not old enough to have a 25 year old kid yet I do think my 30’s have been better so far than my 20’s were!
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
My brain broke a bit the first moment I realized that, if I had a kid the same age my mom had me (early 20s), that child would be over 21.
hansolo@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Yeah, doing a same parallel tracking, I would have a 13 year old. shudder
Etterra@discuss.online 7 hours ago
Me, 45: is somebody whose life has been on a downward slide since 7, I’m with ya buddy.
baggins@lemmy.ca 20 hours ago
Just wait until 19 buddy
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
You better enjoy it 'cause it’s not coming back once you turn 26.
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
What, were you hoping Leo would give you one last chance?
gorgor301@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
What does this mean? Is it a reference to something?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
I assume it’s a reference to Leonardo DiCaprio.
SassyRamen@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Wait until 35.
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 21 hours ago
No
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
me👴irl
(Turned 37; I’m precambric or whatever you call it)
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Ok boomer
Whateley@lemm.ee 11 hours ago
I remember 25. I still felt alive and didn’t have chronic pain randomly appearing in various parts of my body.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
Praise saint ibuprofen.
Hope@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
The day I turned 29 all of my joints started hurting forever.
oppy1984@lemm.ee 10 hours ago
41 here, I was there too. It’s not that bad, just take care of yourself now. At your age I ate fast food, never exercised, and basically lived on caffeine, nicotine, and stress endorphins from working all the time. Now at my last check up, I’m overweight, my knees are shot, my back hurts all the time, and I have chronic acid reflux.
You are young enough that you can get a head start on aging, what you should do daily is exercise, eat healthy, and take some personal time/mental health time for yourself everyday to reduce stress. You don’t want to end up like me and be facing a huge uphill battle to get healthy.
LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 16 hours ago
Me except I’ll be 28 in 2 months. People constantly remind me how I’m getting closer to 30.
Like stop pls. I didn’t sign up for this whole aging thing and it sucks
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Eh, I’m actually in my 30’s. It’s quite nice!
Zess@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
I can’t believe you would lie on the Internet.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
30s is the best decade tbh, anyone who says otherwise is a government spy
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
otherwise
🕴️
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
If it makes you feel any better, the age you are right now is the youngest you’ll ever be.
jenesaisquoi@feddit.org 19 hours ago
Ha, try 35
ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Ah yes, the old quarter-century crisis. We got another one here, Bob, send em the welcome package. (The welcome package is multi-vitamins and sore knees)
sexy_peach@feddit.org 20 hours ago
It’s going to be fine
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 hours ago
I’d literally suck the youth out of 25 year olds like a vampire to be 25 again.
frezik@midwest.social 11 hours ago
TIL Peter Thiel has a Lemmy account.
FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 13 hours ago
Wait until you turn 25 for the second time
Harvey656@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Boohoo. I’m going to be 32 and my knees hurt.
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Same
Moonweedbaddegrasse@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
I’m 60 in 4 months so I have 0 sympathy.
errer@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
“Oh noooo my prefrontal cortex is fully developed!”
SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 hours ago
As you grow you will keep appreciating the growing amounts of personal development
Eventually you think back to when you were worried about turning 25 and you’ll think “why would I ever wanna be 25 again? I had so much less knowledge and experience back then”
henfredemars@infosec.pub 18 hours ago
On the bright side, I’m happy to report that I care a lot less the older I get.