bampop

@bampop@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O hi⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what we’d get if there was a movie about the making of the movie Battlefield Earth with John Travolta played by Val Kilmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well you see, uh...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “That’s not even a…” < gets headshot by sniper >

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨look⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t buy this product. It doesn’t give you +10 health at all. If they could fix that issue, it would be good though. Also if it could give you immunity to tasers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loosing my religion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with conglomerating your craziness is that whatever it conglomerates around becomes socially and politically powerful, and whatever ethos it presents tends to be deeply flawed. Self reflection and the capacity to doubt your delusions is a really important skill set for jumped up apes trying to function at a higher level, and unfortunately that’s just generally discouraged in religion. The belief system must protect and promote itself. So instead you end up supporting a bunch of pedophiles who want to fuck up the entire world, and getting all giddy about that because you just can’t wait for Jebus to come back and save us all. Still, if we could all agree that when you join a religion you give up your right to vote, perhaps that would be good enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No room for romance when there's rising and grinding to be had!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  "No fireworks for Karen either"

  • doubt *
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a child prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on whose home it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a child prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The most likely explanation is that he was from outer space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The speed of light⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If your furniture is a property of space, is keeping it in a small apartment an act of theft?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fermi paradox solved: We’re out in the boonies and no self respecting intelligent lifeform would be wasting their time wandering around here

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I see trees of green, red roses too

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cultural impact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s not forget the extent to which these movies have inspired people to bitch about them on the internet. If that’s not a cultural impact I don’t know what is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to sexualize males for a female audience?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess that’s one of the less-acknowledged reasons why you see more sexualization of women in games. It costs next to nothing in terms of game design. Take any game, slap a scantily clad woman on it and bam, you’ve significantly increased your appeal to male audiences. To do the same for female audiences you have to build the entire game around that requirement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lemme tell you young whippersnapper, when she offers to show you her collection of penis trophies, run. Big red flag. You’ll thank me one day, now get off my lawn!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I only date virgins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Call me old fashioned but I like a woman who doesn’t cut off the penises of her partners and turn them into sausages

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild Ones⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine looking in the mirror in the morning thinking why are my eyelashes so tickly, and suddenly they start running around all over your face. This is why you should always keep a flamethrower in the bathroom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't blink⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The traditional way is to scoop out your eyeballs and blast bug spray into the sockets. Can’t say it recommend it as they just tend to take refuge in the brain, and if you don’t kill them you’ll really piss them off. Better just to cancel all your TV subscription services and read 18th century literature for at least 6 hours a day. There is a fair chance they will just get bored and leave of their own accord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't blink⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  As a doctor, I can assure you that there is never any buildup of eyelashes behind your eyeball. The spiders eat them all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think Bold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s so embarrassing when you think a wolf is winking at you but it’s really winking at the wolf behind you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨phonetic alphabet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  N for night

  L for llama

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine what a tiny increment in their profit margins this will produce, what an infinitesimal impact it will have on the wealth, and standard of living of a handful of individuals. And for this you fuck up an irreplaceable natural heritage which is there for the whole world. It shows that the value such people place on the natural world is zero or less. Maybe they hate it because they don’t understand why normal people love it. Maybe it’s just that they will feel richer when they have made us all poorer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨North America contains some of the longest continuous decididous forest records on the planet.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It makes my fucking blood boil and I don’t even live in the USA. For all the problems your country has, the parks, the forestry, the public land and wild spaces are a truly outstanding and precious asset. Something to be defending tooth and nail. So of course Trump would want to destroy all of that, because if he didn’t, you could still make the case that he hadn’t really irredeemably and permanently ruined every single aspect of the country.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new twist on an old classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jokes on you when you’re mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of Doctor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The balls are there so you can act out fun choking scenarios with your 3 year old kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Despite recent advances, it's still possible to identify AI slop if you know what to look for.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t talk about the homunculus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨8 characters? How about we make it 16?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You have used the safe word correctly. Now please identify all the squares with traffic lights in them so we can email you a six digit code in order to proceed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨owo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yellow’s got some potential

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨there is a special place in hell for these scientists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  OK but hear me out here, I think I have the beginnings of a business plan:

  1. Create the Torment Nexus

  2. ?

  3. Profit

  Some components of the plan are still under development, but let’s not lose momentum here. We can advance with the initial phase while brainstorming to refine the plan in real time as we progress. It’s an exciting opportunity and we mustn’t forfeit our first-to-market advantage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold the door!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Past self: “oh look an old person having a stroke”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No lowballs, please. I know what I have.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m calling bullshit. Why would anyone sell that? It’s like selling a piece of your soul