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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sperm whale⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What a glorious event that would be. A 3D printed life size sperm whale. My only concern would be that this would be the moment we’ve peaked artistically, and as a species generally, and it would be all downhill from here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it knows but doesn’t care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uhm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  At least it’s named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Bri’ish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be thinking of Australian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Bri’ish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The first was offensive enough. Quite sure I saw a “bldy" and maybe even a "btard” in there as well. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you. I’m going to write to my MP and demand to be protected from this kind of thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is Bri’ish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a lot of commonality there.

  Example:

  youtu.be/x-xTttimcNk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun fact⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is why there’s no sense in trying to fight it. It’s your dream, might as well go with it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re not excluding that, it’s between the left testicle and the potato

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents have electrical babies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure you can get frozen spring rolls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moon Dust⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  or less likely than one-in-a-million

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  An attack on the military would make a lot of sense. Trump needs to manufacture consent within the military before he can reliably use them to eliminate protests. So this ticks all the boxes. Can’t be small scale though. You need a significant death toll, you need people to be horrified. Even something spectacular wouldn’t significantly reduce the US’s military capacity, and you can bet it’s a sacrifice Trump is willing to make. Especially after the disappointing birthday parade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just curious⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. I think it wouldn’t work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that’s what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus is lord.

  Cross defeats Jesus.

  Now cross is lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential dread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A little at a time. We need to get comfortable doing this to cockroaches before we can start large scale testing on humans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft. Nothing works the way it used to. What’s an old fart to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a f█n harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.xn–fnharmonica-l46g.com/en

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the class was on Kafka I’d give them top marks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I felt sorry for them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are some cute little hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh great, thanks for that suggestion. 6 months from now when airlines bring out the “no seat just a rope” economy option, we’ll know who to blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no I in denial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These kids don’t even know when they’ve got it good. I mean, even being in your 40s isn’t that bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of 10 is a campaign to move people over to Linux with Windows 10 support ending⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it necessary though? Microsoft have already been campaigning pretty hard to get people to switch to Linux. Telling people their perfectly good PCs won’t work anymore because the operating system is expiring, and they can’t even “upgrade” to Windows 11 is a pretty powerful message.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to think that if I could have a superpower I 'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But then it wouldn’t even work on Trump so what’s the point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, I think. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.