bampop

@bampop@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s his biological job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on now, no need to be so negative. You just have to befriend the second slowest runner and be ready to kick them in the shins when the time comes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon files a lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, looks like this dude used it for entertainment purposes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do that but after a while the washing machine got a buildup of foul gunk that leaves little bits of crap stuck to everything you wash. Apparently an occasional hot wash is needed to keep the machine clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on now, they don’t really have to do that until stalactites start forming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The tooth fairy can go where it wants, and can see in the dark. Why would it need to dig them up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤏🤏🤏⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s probably some simple trick they are missing. I never learned how to sail, and I never have any trouble getting hit by big ships.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Santa is working on those lists⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you’re thinking of a hundred-plus-million dollar company. Being understaffed and disastrously managed is about right for a million dollar company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry my mind is stuck on

  If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point

  I mean… what…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously anything by Mariah Carey would be a contender but I stand by my assertion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fact: the best Christmas song ever is “All I Want For Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  AI generated content is what ought to be disclosed, and even then it’s not necessarily a bad thing, but I can see how it might usually be. But AI in general encompasses a broad range of tools which is bound to get broader and more ubiquitous with time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ^ updooted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One man's trash is another man's garbage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  just like Windows itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always said this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  brevity is wit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  3/5 nice clear instructions but it tastes like gasoline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright but where’s the recipe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic! There is only one true god and it’s name is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been in a situation where I thought I might well die, and this point of view flitted across my mind, as it is bound to do. Followed immediately by the certainty that this would be the most wretched, hypocritical and worthless way to spend my final moments. If I had no survival strategies to consider or ways to contact my loved ones, I’d rather spend the time looking out the window and admiring the view.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  How much have you got? I’ve got about 3kg of coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨2³² will get interesting...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Kill the person who invented the trolley problem. It’s the only way to be sure

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cope⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’all making fun of this guy, but the fact is I’ve encountered several guys who turned out to be gay, and I don’t have a beard. Coincidence?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a minor to moderate amount of tomfoolery in construction⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a fine line between insanity and genius

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can be turned into a whole mushroom farm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nearly 90% of Windows Games now run on Linux, latest data shows — as Windows 10 dies, gaming on Linux is more viable than ever⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair it’s not just Microsoft doing that. I was looking at gym equipment the other day and some idiots were trying to build AI into a fucking home gym. Like I really need AI in my weights. AI is the product that everyone wants to sell and nobody wants to buy*

  • not 100% sure about that, maybe it’s just me and everyone I know
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s me getting all excited thinking a new Blender tutorial just dropped

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See ya.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was expecting one of the boys to get complete mastery of the word “the”, then get the power of flight so he could leave the island. So disappointed.