bampop

@bampop@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Australians banned social media. Now they are worried about teenagers going outside with e-bikes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You let them leave the house and meet up with friends, next thing you know they are riding around on bikes! Where will it end?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you like to leave any feedback to your driver? If you purchase a funeral wreath we can print your comments on a card and attach it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An oopsie occured⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably hit a fairground carousel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HD 137010 b⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Look, humanoid alien species sending their pedos to earth and dispersing their DNA to create a whole new pedosystem was what got us into this mess in the first place. Haven’t you even seen Alien:Prometheus? We must not repeat the cycle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lobster feast ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a little kid I went to my grandparents house where they were having some party with a buffet. I ate what I thought was a grape, but in fact it was something I’d never tasted before: an olive. It took me about 30 years to start liking olives, for a very long time they just tasted like rotten grapes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mandola effect⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that’s it huh? We’re some kind of fellowship of the ring?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't say.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not until you’ve filled the elevator with spiders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s his biological job

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on now, no need to be so negative. You just have to befriend the second slowest runner and be ready to kick them in the shins when the time comes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon files a lawsuit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, looks like this dude used it for entertainment purposes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to do that but after a while the washing machine got a buildup of foul gunk that leaves little bits of crap stuck to everything you wash. Apparently an occasional hot wash is needed to keep the machine clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh come on now, they don’t really have to do that until stalactites start forming

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The tooth fairy can go where it wants, and can see in the dark. Why would it need to dig them up?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤏🤏🤏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s probably some simple trick they are missing. I never learned how to sail, and I never have any trouble getting hit by big ships.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Santa is working on those lists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s going to find out who’s naughty and nice

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, you’re thinking of a hundred-plus-million dollar company. Being understaffed and disastrously managed is about right for a million dollar company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gravity!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry my mind is stuck on

  If gravity is not strong enough to stop a small stream from flowing to its lowest point

  I mean… what…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obviously anything by Mariah Carey would be a contender but I stand by my assertion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To celebrate Oxford Word of The Year, Submit your worthy ones for rating in the comments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fact: the best Christmas song ever is “All I Want For Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey. Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  AI generated content is what ought to be disclosed, and even then it’s not necessarily a bad thing, but I can see how it might usually be. But AI in general encompasses a broad range of tools which is bound to get broader and more ubiquitous with time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ^ updooted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One man's trash is another man's garbage⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  just like Windows itself

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always said this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  brevity is wit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  3/5 nice clear instructions but it tastes like gasoline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parenting advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Alright but where’s the recipe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Heretic! There is only one true god and it’s name is SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hashtag spiritual hashtag truth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been in a situation where I thought I might well die, and this point of view flitted across my mind, as it is bound to do. Followed immediately by the certainty that this would be the most wretched, hypocritical and worthless way to spend my final moments. If I had no survival strategies to consider or ways to contact my loved ones, I’d rather spend the time looking out the window and admiring the view.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Might not be efficient, but at least it... Uhhh, wait, what good does it provide again?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How much have you got? I’ve got about 3kg of coffee.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ikr? Who buys salt and pepper pots with their weekly groceries?