bampop

@bampop@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wake up fam, two new genders just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody is born an umpire, you become an umpire if you get bitten by one but umpire parents have electrical babies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't tell me what to do.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure you can get frozen spring rolls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moon Dust⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  or less likely than one-in-a-million

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no way right⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An attack on the military would make a lot of sense. Trump needs to manufacture consent within the military before he can reliably use them to eliminate protests. So this ticks all the boxes. Can’t be small scale though. You need a significant death toll, you need people to be horrified. Even something spectacular wouldn’t significantly reduce the US’s military capacity, and you can bet it’s a sacrifice Trump is willing to make. Especially after the disappointing birthday parade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just curious⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HOOOOW can you have any pudding, if you don’t yeet yer meat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmm. I think it wouldn’t work because the ham would need to be twisted around the bread beforehand. At least that’s what my initial experiments with toilet paper indicate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To do it right you really need a piece of ham cut in a Möbius strip too. I think that might be the hard part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROGRESS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come and talk to me when you’ve made a Möbius sandwich with a single piece of bread.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a good question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus is lord.

  Cross defeats Jesus.

  Now cross is lord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Existential dread⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A little at a time. We need to get comfortable doing this to cockroaches before we can start large scale testing on humans

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Pfft. Nothing works the way it used to. What’s an old fart to do?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a f█n harmonica. The rectangle is part of the brand name. Check out https://www.xn–fnharmonica-l46g.com/en

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Late⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If the class was on Kafka I’d give them top marks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I felt sorry for them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are some cute little hands

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh great, thanks for that suggestion. 6 months from now when airlines bring out the “no seat just a rope” economy option, we’ll know who to blame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t turn the power off and lack the incentive to ever do anything for yourself. You soon die of dehydration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When you’re not completely naked, your clothes are invisible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speak American⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no I in denial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's bad man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These kids don’t even know when they’ve got it good. I mean, even being in your 40s isn’t that bad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨End of 10 is a campaign to move people over to Linux with Windows 10 support ending⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it necessary though? Microsoft have already been campaigning pretty hard to get people to switch to Linux. Telling people their perfectly good PCs won’t work anymore because the operating system is expiring, and they can’t even “upgrade” to Windows 11 is a pretty powerful message.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to think that if I could have a superpower I 'd like to be able to take a big rancid shit at will, but open up a portal so it would arrive in the pants of a person of my choosing. But then it wouldn’t even work on Trump so what’s the point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thats fair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can hear slightly higher frequencies than most, I think. Back when TVs used cathode ray tubes I’d have problems with the small portable TVs because they would emit an annoying high pitched tone. Even high pitched tones unintentionally mixed into records. The world is designed for people with typical senses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know the answer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any answer is correct as long as you don’t pick it at random

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you know the answer?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah option b should definitely be 0% for added fuckery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those 3 way plug outlets are pretty cool

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Put a schuko adaptor on a UK plug and you have a device for fucking up schuko sockets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The clueless people are out there among us⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh don’t worry about that, just plug in your 110V appliances and watch them run twice as fast

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memes from my biology class #5⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Extroverted showy types are also not showing you who they are underneath.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A completely useful compulsion I have.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why eggs should be sold in packs of 15

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a tiebreaker⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you want nice warm hues in your portraits, always pose with a Walmart shopping bag