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The Bane Of My Existence

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Are these both Simon Cowell?

    I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.

    Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury?

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    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Botox, late 2025.

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      • protist@retrofed.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?

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      • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I thought he was just sun dried

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      • timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Article is wild. Blood treatment to remove toxins… While injecting botox…

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    • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.

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    • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Prosopagnosia?

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    • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wasn’t he the victim of a series of botched surgeries? Like in a very sad way

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  • toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:

    Image

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      it can reflect gamma rays now.

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      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        ASML should contact him. Maybe they can learn how to make gamma ray mirrors out of his teeth so we can start manufacturing the next generation of computer chips.

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  • bampop@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.

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    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No need to crusade your pan.

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    • JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If I do that, the seasoning comes right off lol. Even using one of those green scrubbers (but the blue, non-scratch) makes that happen.

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      • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nah the seasoning is strong. My cast iron is the easiest cookware I have to care for.

        Although I mainly use for frying eggs and grilled cheese, so there’s always butter … I don’t need to use a whole lot though.

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    • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That would be a bit foolish, because then you will have to reseason your pan after each scrub.

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  • Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    DLSS 5 ON

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  • Doug@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.

    He was one of them.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.

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  • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “He briefly considered cryonics”

    We are legion. We are Bob.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Could you imagine AI Cowel piloting a self replicating von Newman probe?

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  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces

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    • Johandea@feddit.nu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He could, but money can’t buy good taste.

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  • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”

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    • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.

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      • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it was something I made up to highlight the ridiculousness of whatever the beautiful plastic people chase

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      • Badabinski@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I did some searching but couldn't find it. I'm also quite curious.

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  • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.

    I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t get how so many people roll the dice even after seeing the horror stories of how facial surgery can go wrong. Celebrities especially, where they are already doing pretty well on the attractiveness scale. Jennifer Grey had her surgeries in the 90s, so for her I can maybe understand (understand not realizing the risk, her nose looked perfectly fine to me before that), but people still get that shit done today.

      It’s always sad to see before and after pics of people getting cosmetic facial surgery because the list of ones that look better in the after pic is tiny compared to the ones that looked better in the before pic, even when the surgery isn’t botched.

      Like with porn influencers, best cases I usually see are ones that are still attractive despite their cosmetic surgery, while the worst cases put them deep in the uncanny valley.

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  • Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.

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  • smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    GOOD LORD.

    I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    youtu.be/ZHN6WF7rAc0

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    • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks, I really needed a laugh

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  • sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Those veneers are crazy lmaooo

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  • funkreddit@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Weird ass motherfukers

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is that English Steve Harvey?

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  • 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Very happy to not see morons call this racist.

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  • dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How can you fuck yourself up so bad? the eyes are especially fucked up

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Keep two sponges at a time. The older one, use for nasty pans that would ruin your good sponge. When that one gets too nasty to use anymore for even that, throw it away. Your nicer sponge becomes your old sponge, and you get out a new sponge to be your nice sponge.

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    • dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      #relationshipadvice

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      • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I don’t get it. Are you suggesting the sponge is a metaphor for romantic partners, and that one should keep an old ratty sidepiece on hand for doing the dirty, and a neat/young/respectable main for going out in public with?

        Because if so, you disgust me. There’s a ~50/50 gender split among the global population and some of us are struggling to find even one partner. Save the old and ratty folks for someone who will appreciate them for who they are!

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Use a copper sponge (steel is too hard, foam too soft).

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    • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The feeling of that against metal though…I just…ugh…my skin crawls.

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      • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It’s ok? Not squeky, just scratchy.

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  • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?

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    • Badabinski@kbin.earth ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      When you use a scrubby sponge on a scorched pan, the scrubby part becomes much darker and seems gross and dirty. It can be very difficult to remove the gross brown stain from the sponge. People like to use sponges for a while, but nobody wants to use the gross brown poop sponge, so folks attempt to clean them. This process is extremely frustrating.

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      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ok that makes sense. Still not totally sure what the American Idol dude has to do with it. But the image is definitely fake. I looked at several recent pictures of him and at his very oddest looking was nowhere near as weird as the photo in this post.

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  • groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.

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