The Bane Of My Existence

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are these both Simon Cowell?

  I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.

  Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury?

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Botox, late 2025.

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    • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought he was just sun dried

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    • protist@retrofed.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?

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  • Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.

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  • RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Prosopagnosia?

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• Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces

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• ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Me, looking at Simon’s teeth:

  Image

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it can reflect gamma rays now.

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• toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.

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  • JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If I do that, the seasoning comes right off lol. Even using one of those green scrubbers (but the blue, non-scratch) makes that happen.

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  • Rothe@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That would be a bit foolish, because then you will have to reseason your pan after each scrub.

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  • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    No need to crusade your pan.

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• bampop@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?

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• Doug@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.

  He was one of them.

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  • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.

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• W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “He briefly considered cryonics”

  We are legion. We are Bob.

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  youtu.be/ZHN6WF7rAc0

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  • wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thanks, I really needed a laugh

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• ChicoSuave@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”

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  • otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.

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• smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  GOOD LORD.

  I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.

  I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.

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• Echo5@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.

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• funkreddit@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Weird ass motherfukers

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• sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Those veneers are crazy lmaooo

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• groucho@retrolemmy.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.

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• Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is that English Steve Harvey?

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Keep two sponges at a time. The older one, use for nasty pans that would ruin your good sponge. When that one gets too nasty to use anymore for even that, throw it away. Your nicer sponge becomes your old sponge, and you get out a new sponge to be your nice sponge.

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  • dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    #relationshipadvice

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