it’s interesting how a face that i used to associate with assholes apparently became a person whose face makes me think he has an asshole like the face that started it all
The Bane Of My Existence
Submitted 3 weeks ago by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
it can reflect gamma rays now.
ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ASML should contact him. Maybe they can learn how to make gamma ray mirrors out of his teeth so we can start manufacturing the next generation of computer chips.
bampop@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The teeth are smiling but the eyes are saying “killll meeee”
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Protip…cast iron pan + chain mail sponge.
Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
No need to crusade your pan.
JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
If I do that, the seasoning comes right off lol. Even using one of those green scrubbers (but the blue, non-scratch) makes that happen.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Nah the seasoning is strong. My cast iron is the easiest cookware I have to care for.
Although I mainly use for frying eggs and grilled cheese, so there’s always butter … I don’t need to use a whole lot though.
Rothe@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
That would be a bit foolish, because then you will have to reseason your pan after each scrub.
Benchamoneh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
DLSS 5 ON
Doug@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Some celebrities I just knew in advance were not going to embrace age as they get older and were going to fuck themselves up.
He was one of them.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
i wonder if did botox, most of those people do. and they have to do more since botox atrophies the fine muscles on the face overtime due to it being paralyzed. yet kaitlyn olsen and rob mac both had alot done, they became unrecognizable, and they are as vain(personality wise) now as they look.
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
“He briefly considered cryonics”
We are legion. We are Bob.
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Could you imagine AI Cowel piloting a self replicating von Newman probe?
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
You’d think that with that amount of money he has, he would get veneers that don’t look like chewing gum pieces
Johandea@feddit.nu 2 weeks ago
He could, but money can’t buy good taste.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“there’s beauty somewhere in this endless voyage of mutilation. I know I’ll find it and be the first person who stayed beautiful forever”
otacon239@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Is this from something? It’s quite a good quote.
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
No, it was something I made up to highlight the ridiculousness of whatever the beautiful plastic people chase
Badabinski@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
I did some searching but couldn't find it. I'm also quite curious.
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s hard to come back from bad cosmetic surgery. I didn’t recognize this asshole the first time I saw him like this.
I’m always reminded of how Jennifer Grey ruined her career by getting a nose job.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t get how so many people roll the dice even after seeing the horror stories of how facial surgery can go wrong. Celebrities especially, where they are already doing pretty well on the attractiveness scale. Jennifer Grey had her surgeries in the 90s, so for her I can maybe understand (understand not realizing the risk, her nose looked perfectly fine to me before that), but people still get that shit done today.
It’s always sad to see before and after pics of people getting cosmetic facial surgery because the list of ones that look better in the after pic is tiny compared to the ones that looked better in the before pic, even when the surgery isn’t botched.
Like with porn influencers, best cases I usually see are ones that are still attractive despite their cosmetic surgery, while the worst cases put them deep in the uncanny valley.
Echo5@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Get thee a kitchen scraper, helps get a lot of gunk off without using the sponge or your fingernails.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
GOOD LORD.
I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
wrinkle2409@lemmy.cafe 2 weeks ago
Thanks, I really needed a laugh
sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Those veneers are crazy lmaooo
funkreddit@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Weird ass motherfukers
Whostosay@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Is that English Steve Harvey?
1984@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Very happy to not see morons call this racist.
dismay3915@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How can you fuck yourself up so bad? the eyes are especially fucked up
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Keep two sponges at a time. The older one, use for nasty pans that would ruin your good sponge. When that one gets too nasty to use anymore for even that, throw it away. Your nicer sponge becomes your old sponge, and you get out a new sponge to be your nice sponge.
dontgogettingtooclever@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
#relationshipadvice
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
I don’t get it. Are you suggesting the sponge is a metaphor for romantic partners, and that one should keep an old ratty sidepiece on hand for doing the dirty, and a neat/young/respectable main for going out in public with?
Because if so, you disgust me. There’s a ~50/50 gender split among the global population and some of us are struggling to find even one partner. Save the old and ratty folks for someone who will appreciate them for who they are!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Use a copper sponge (steel is too hard, foam too soft).
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The feeling of that against metal though…I just…ugh…my skin crawls.
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
It’s ok? Not squeky, just scratchy.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I understand no part of this in any way. What the hell does scrubbing anything have to do with anything and how is it the bane of anyone’s existence?
Badabinski@kbin.earth 2 weeks ago
When you use a scrubby sponge on a scorched pan, the scrubby part becomes much darker and seems gross and dirty. It can be very difficult to remove the gross brown stain from the sponge. People like to use sponges for a while, but nobody wants to use the gross brown poop sponge, so folks attempt to clean them. This process is extremely frustrating.
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok that makes sense. Still not totally sure what the American Idol dude has to do with it. But the image is definitely fake. I looked at several recent pictures of him and at his very oddest looking was nowhere near as weird as the photo in this post.
groucho@retrolemmy.com 2 weeks ago
Thanks. I never needed to see Simon Cowell’s murderin’ face but I guess I’ve seen it now. That’s cool.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Are these both Simon Cowell?
I’m not good with faces…especially celebrities, and never watched his shows…but he’s hard to avoid.
Anyways, when did he have a traumatic brain injury?
Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Botox, late 2025.
protist@retrofed.com 2 weeks ago
Does botox make your eyes point in different directions?
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I thought he was just sun dried
timbuck2themoon@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Article is wild. Blood treatment to remove toxins… While injecting botox…
Eheran@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Not good with faces, especially celebrities? But you know the name without even looking “his” show? I think you are fine. I can’t even think about ever having seen this face while I am not on the bad end of that spectrum.
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Prosopagnosia?
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Wasn’t he the victim of a series of botched surgeries? Like in a very sad way