smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on How does Edward Scissorhands pee? 1 week ago:
Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
Thanks for that. I’ve read it before, long ago, but completely forgot about it. Still a great story.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 1 week ago:
Hmm, I don’t remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I’ve read it recently.
Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.
- Comment on one bright second 1 week ago:
Well then I’m just going to enjoy the absolute fuck out of Hawking radiation and Mr pouty pants can sulk for 10^elebenty eons.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 1 week ago:
The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it’s an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it’s a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 2 weeks ago:
My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Please report any instances of this being displayed, including the full address and whether the person living there is smashable.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 2 weeks ago:
So sorry about your hand cancer.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 5 weeks ago:
Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 5 weeks ago:
This guy gets it.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 5 weeks ago:
You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 1 month ago:
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 1 month ago:
Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 1 month ago:
My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 1 month ago:
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
- Comment on Like a heart 1 month ago:
Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 1 month ago:
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 2 months ago:
LONG LIVE OHO
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
- Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
- Profit anyways, probably.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 2 months ago:
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
- Comment on The cooler speed unit 4 months ago:
- Comment on Things you say whilst parking the car that you can also say in the bedroom 5 months ago:
Let me try again.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.
- Comment on You know... they have a point 5 months ago:
Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it’s impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don’t actually burn, that’s just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.
Prove me wrong.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 5 months ago:
It actually exists. I’m surprised, but I have no reason to be.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 5 months ago:
Start making siege weapons.
- Comment on LETS GOOOO 6 months ago:
Clever girl…
- Comment on What vacuum should I buy for 66% carpets in 140sqft condo? Sub $500 6 months ago:
I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.
My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.
