smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on UFOLOGY.... 17 hours ago:
Damn, when I had a ufologoy appointment they touched my junk and made me pee in a cup but that’s it.
Oh, wait, that was a urology appointment.
- Comment on opportunities 17 hours ago:
Du hast Königsmord begangen!!!
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 day ago:
Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.
I’ll still let it be in my mouth.
- Comment on opportunities 1 day ago:
Art thou a grammar witch??!?
- Comment on opportunities 1 day ago:
“Hast thine a record of regicide?”
- Comment on Ok... i need this. 1 day ago:
Yes. This is needed badly.
- Comment on did you know? 1 day ago:
Pfft, it’s obviously the big pointy black arrow cracking my skull.
- Comment on I want, nay need, to see your favourite pet photos 1 day ago:
A honkin’ round orangey boi. This is Goose. He’s big. But he’s so happy.
- Comment on Antiwoke Straight of Hormwin 1 day ago:
“Yes, we’re irradiated now, but gas is under $3/gal.”
- Comment on me after anal bleaching 1 day ago:
He checked manually. For about 10 minutes.
- Comment on me after anal bleaching 1 day ago:
Me looking for my contacts.
- Comment on Bird leaf 2 days ago:
I love being teased with a bird leaf constrictor.
- Comment on Trash Porn 2 days ago:
Oral game so good you’ll flip your lid.
- Comment on "I hate this place even more than I did before" 2 days ago:
I took this past week off to get my house renovated and get prepared for a move. Even with that kind of “vacation” I am not eager for tomorrow to come.
- Comment on Still hoping this look comes back. 2 days ago:
White? Bright white? Really? No thanks. I like clothes that can come clean without bleach, UV light, or offerings of socks to leaser known demigods.
- Comment on Oh don't think I won't, chicken pot pie! 😏 2 days ago:
Chicken pot pie don’t care if you eat topless.
The rest of the folks in the restaurant might, however.
- Comment on fuck it, just paste your clipboard in the comments 2 days ago:
Genuine Automoblox modular toy car collection. Includes five complete vehicles, plus three incomplete, and various wheels and tires, as shown.
- Comment on Haha yes society is great 3 days ago:
Very hard to cultivate, they only want to grow wild.
- Comment on Glublible 3 days ago:
I would propose that the closer one is to fully dressed but with the upper torso and full pelvic region exposed, the feeling of nakedness would be maximized. And “nakedness” is really just a stand-in for a combination of vulnerability, fear, embarrassment, anxiety, and related emotions.
- Comment on Quality TV 3 days ago:
Probably ketchup.
- Comment on Quality TV 3 days ago:
No way it’s occurred to him to microwave a potato. That’s a Vegetable, and he’s a Man.
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 3 days ago:
Don’t listen to Kate, she’s a marijuana extremist and is wanted for crimes against maple syrup.
- Comment on girlboss 3 days ago:
At the same time? [creepy suggestive eye waggle]
- Comment on i guess lunar eclipse got an update too.. 3 days ago:
Screw this, I’m going to live on the turtle.
- Comment on Reporting an absence 4 days ago:
Hey dad, somebody stuffed the grass clippings into cargo pants again!
- Comment on planned date fell apart so i'm going clubbing wearing a see-through bra as a top with my girlfriends instead 4 days ago:
Call me a bra, because I support boobs.
- Comment on Talk about hat hair... 4 days ago:
Their ears are just introverted.
- Comment on important announcement 4 days ago:
Gary, why u gotta be so thicc?
- Comment on i wanna meet the gay of hormuz🫶 5 days ago:
Should be easy to find, I bet they’re FABULOUS.
- Comment on Dubiousness 5 days ago:
Dinosorhmones.
