smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ready set go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Idea meat FTW

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asklemmy comments be like⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  More likeI asked you for an o##nion not your life story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Indigenous Ancestors on Christmas Day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been offering corn and onions, but that made them angry somehow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wilford!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Slow kid in the back: cavities?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossover you've been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, bother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn peoples, Onion peoples, I offer you...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oniorn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit. What do you all think?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No way.

  That’s a Chevy, not a RAM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soviet Onion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Onioligarchy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost n found⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yet money can buy horrible taste.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The crossover you've been waiting for⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What, didn’t think someone with the name Pooh Bear was a bottom?? Kinda obvious in hindsight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lost n found⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t worry, someone glued it onto a New Beetle headlight shortly after this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anarchy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Use beer to extinguish fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soviet Onion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cornnumism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨All your layers are belong to us⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Onion is the new corn?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True to form ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you wanna build a snowman?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True to form ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  From another point of view, the onion’s bra is way too small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True to form ⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh-nyo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We finally reached the future and i understand the corn meme!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Corndie LaForge, we meet again.

  You enjoy the spectra of those kernels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do gif posts play when viewed from the main feed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Works on Boost with “animations play by default” on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memorium⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I gots AM AND FM in my Ram! Heck sometimes it’s even in stereo!! Yee-haw!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how did anyone let this person on a computer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Deer don’t have refrigerators, of course they’re going to ask where to keep eggs. You don’t want your eggs spoiling before you can use them.

  Obviously this is for North American deer, European deer have access to fresher eggs that don’t need refrigeration.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨serious business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I elicit a groan, eye roll, deep sigh, or the like, and then I laugh heartily and often!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨serious business⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thankfully, as a dad joke ligma male, I am a groan man and can laugh often and heartily .

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fraulein DieselHintern

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Corn or something idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something corn hole, giggity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just me browsing Lemmy today. ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Corndie LaForge is enjoying the full spectrum of that magnificent ear of corn.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Machine Log: RDS-108F "The Shitpost Singularity"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  All your Skibidi are belong to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Homo Jazzhandsian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does Edward Scissorhands pee?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for that. I’ve read it before, long ago, but completely forgot about it. Still a great story.