smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I am about to learn everything. 10 hours ago:
It’s the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.
- Comment on Critically Acclaimed Short Film "Bambi Meets Godzilla" -(1969). 11 hours ago:
Geez, spoilers much??
- Comment on I guess I'll shit on the floor. 14 hours ago:
Piss in the sink.
- Comment on Dr. Jesus and the half chimpanzee man. 15 hours ago:
He’s driving the cousins out of him. AMEN
- Comment on Substance abuses 15 hours ago:
“Personal abuse through substance use”.
- Comment on Hungry 16 hours ago:
[heron waits hours, gives up]
“Aight, Im’ma bounce.”
- Comment on Crowd goes wild 17 hours ago:
Sleepy Joe put my Diet Cokes in the freezer. He’s a low IQ individual.
- Comment on Checkmate fishies, I'm coming for you 17 hours ago:
- Comment on Therapist is tryna steal my material 17 hours ago:
So, what was your joke? [raises pen and notebook]
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 17 hours ago:
Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.
- Comment on the simulation jumped the shark with the is Trump guy 22 hours ago:
Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
- Comment on Evolution of the Microsoft Trash Icon 1 day ago:
The trash can got so full they had to start spewing garbage back out instead.
- Comment on Friendly reminder that women don't exist!! 1 day ago:
So THAT’S why the British call them “birds”.
- Comment on What's your Don Martin sound effect name? 1 day ago:
Isn’t this a Star Wars name generator?
- Comment on 謝謝（不,我沒有精神分裂症） 1 day ago:
If the have “reams” of data on me, good luck reading through it all.
[This is a sarcastically humourous take on the fact that the word “reams” is used, which is a measure of blocks of 500 pieces of paper.]
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 1 day ago:
Someone sabotaged it with Crystal Pepsi!!!
- Comment on He's a doctor. 1 day ago:
Doctor Pepper, maybe…
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 2 days ago:
If it had been a private moment, no press or anything, not only would he not have tipped, he would have claimed that his order wasn’t right and demanded a refund.
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 2 days ago:
No wonder they’re losing him, the Diet Coke isn’t even hooked up.
- Comment on A gazelle is Shakira’s fursona 2 days ago:
Well obviously.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 2 days ago:
Can you imagine security at the White House? Having to let a Doordash worker in some random shitbox drive up to the Oval Office?
I bet he didn’t tip.
- Comment on Wake up sheeple 2 days ago:
Water big. Easy hit.
- Comment on FUCK 2 days ago:
You’d have to have one shrimp of a pecker to be able to enjoy those. But point taken. Shall we get into tear ducts and pores?
- Comment on *Eagle screeches* 2 days ago:
I hated this version of the Fantastic 4.
- Comment on type shit 2 days ago:
I honestly wasn’t trying to be punny, that’s just how it came out. But I’ll take it.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
He couldn’t handle dying and coming back on the 3rd day, so he pivoted to antichrist.
- Comment on So sweet 🥲 2 days ago:
Ah, that’s why you’re so shit at it. Diagnosis made!
- Comment on type shit 2 days ago:
Oh 100% sarcastic.
I agree genital mutilation that is not medically necessary is bad. They just could have made the point/their aim clearer.
- Comment on weekend plans 2 days ago:
That’s the Premium tier member price.
- Comment on type shit 2 days ago:
What do they want, a refund?
