smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Etsy Curse 6 days ago:
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 6 days ago:
Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 6 days ago:
My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 6 days ago:
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
- Comment on Like a heart 1 week ago:
Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 weeks ago:
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 4 weeks ago:
LONG LIVE OHO
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 5 weeks ago:
100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 5 weeks ago:
- Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
- Profit anyways, probably.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 1 month ago:
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
- Comment on The cooler speed unit 3 months ago:
- Comment on Things you say whilst parking the car that you can also say in the bedroom 3 months ago:
Let me try again.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 4 months ago:
It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.
- Comment on You know... they have a point 4 months ago:
Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it’s impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don’t actually burn, that’s just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.
Prove me wrong.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 4 months ago:
This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 4 months ago:
It actually exists. I’m surprised, but I have no reason to be.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 4 months ago:
Start making siege weapons.
- Comment on LETS GOOOO 5 months ago:
Clever girl…
- Comment on What vacuum should I buy for 66% carpets in 140sqft condo? Sub $500 5 months ago:
I have two Dyson stick vacs, maybe they’re less robust. Both have broken in different ways. They’re still mostly usable, but are now annoying to use.
My Filter Queen, on the other hand, has been a champ for over two decades and will still be running when I’m dead.
- Comment on What vacuum should I buy for 66% carpets in 140sqft condo? Sub $500 5 months ago:
Avoid Dysons (easy at your price point), they’re too fragile. I’d find a local vacuum repair shop and get a refurbished vacuum. It’ll probably be something you pass down to your kids.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”
- Comment on I live in the basement of a methlab 5 months ago:
Oh man, if it were only a meth lab.
- Comment on Trump grants one-month tariff delay for U.S. automakers 6 months ago:
BAHAHAHAHAHA… I love how Americans are bound and determined to keep the “Big 3” alive, even though Stellantis is based out of the Netherlands, and has far more foreign makes than domestic ones. Stellantis is about as American as Ginsu Knives are Japanese.
- Comment on explosions 9 months ago:
It just means the explosion had so much energy some of it was converted to mass. As you cannot determine what kind of explosion that is, this explanation cannot be disproven in general terms.
- Comment on Ever wanted to see a human hand under a microscope? 1 year ago:
I always thought I’d be able to see more hand, not less.
- Comment on Jesus take the wheel 1 year ago:
There is a non-zero number of people that do this. I’ve seen the evidence of this myself.
- Comment on The scientific method 1 year ago:
Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn’t want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.
- Comment on The scientific method 1 year ago:
That’s not “laminating”.
- Comment on The scientific method 1 year ago:
How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??
- Comment on The scientific method 1 year ago:
Dead babies don’t care how many bodies there are.
