smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you are too young to know what this is⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those that could afford a Sharpie to rewind them had it good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deluxe poppy seed cake⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Disappointmentmaxxing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean he doesn’t have a crippling case of facial obscuring naturally??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s wearing proof he’s a fucking dick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but those people are dicks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’ll be funny again the 8th or 9th time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  …sigh. Guess I’m using the sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to think Canada is just Arctic Narcotraffic, but I haven’t studied the Trump-Epstien Files for Canadian content.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How would I go about finding hidden government waste besides a simple google search? Especially if I know they are still misusing it to this date?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless you’re an accountant, and a better one than they have, you probably won’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elon Musk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist: it’s a sex bot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just april...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy JesusCoin, be saved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have we got a show for you.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is something I’d expect out of one of Caine’s adventures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.9% APR⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it could move. Probably not made for that kind of weight!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3.9% APR⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If the Geo brand came back this very instant with their peak model mix, they would be insanely successful right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew this all seemed a bit fishy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Buy FishyCoin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk what to say for this one folks⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That foot is enjoying his ear music almost indecently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Major update inbound 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to enable wireless updates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teehee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure what mentally deficient donkeys have to do with it all… but yes.

  The best drill jokes always have a twist at the end.

  Know why drill bits are musical? They always have at least one flute.

  Yes, it’s drill joke night, don’t forget to tip!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teehee⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flattening wood is on another plane.

  While potheads don’t typically work out for fine woodworking jobs, jointers are absolutely needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨“It was because my bed is facing the bedroom door”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The corner of the breakfast table ruined my grades.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fidget toys⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dwayne Johnson would have an even more impressive pec spectacle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wing boy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why e-readers and large freezer bags were invented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That reads as “male astronauts should not mastrubate in space”. So it’s absolutely fine for a female astronaut to rub one out. It’s not like she’s going to be ejecting eggs all over the place. Think of THAT OnlyFans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨socializing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cyclopentane: not even once.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Land where⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Water big, easy hit, soft splash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That legitimately surprised me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am about to learn everything.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the basics of the Klingon language, including pronunciation, syntax, and vocabulary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Critically Acclaimed Short Film "Bambi Meets Godzilla" -(1969).⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Geez, spoilers much??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess I'll shit on the floor.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Piss in the sink.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dr. Jesus and the half chimpanzee man.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s driving the cousins out of him. AMEN