smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bane Of My Existence⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  GOOD LORD.

  I’d be throwing that sponge out, especially with teeth that unnaturally white.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the only way to harvest the dishwasher juice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok. Dented dishwasher liner coming up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Test your might⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I turn the handles in so they fit properly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ve been plenty polite. We can still be polite, but still be elbows up, gloves off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Play games with your neighbor to sink even lower! Canada rules!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We are Canadian, we are NASTY: No American Shit, Thank You.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fuck Israel⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sticking my dick in crazy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shhhh! it's sleeping.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I hate that one side always gets dirty, it’s friggin’ hard to clean once it’s all stood up. Can’t they use mats when they start? SMDH

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m compassionate on hot spices, but if it’s just for me? GAME ON, LET’S SWEAT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chef⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ingredients I always ignore the amount given in recipes:

  Garlic, lime juice, cinnamon, cayenne pepper, chocolate chips, raisins. There’s probably more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed Headset⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the clits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tell me more about these beef wings…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sauerkraut⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, she will not be mad while she’s gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lord give me strength⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “It’s two better than 67.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lord give me strength⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dad eats all the 69s and leaves the kid with a plate of L.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh Oh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The guy sweating? He IS the manager.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Challenge everything⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is how you check the pee level in the balls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this thing on?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I fell in to a ring of fire.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bonjour⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  dawn-ays moy le croys-ant

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Legs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The planter behind the table that is around the corner from the service counter at KFC where they cannot see me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeseus Christ, the comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a joke.

  Should have made beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeseus Christ, the comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cheese and pussy, together at last!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeseus Christ, the comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do whatever you want to your horse, keep me out of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeseus Christ, the comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the bathwater subscriber.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheeseus Christ, the comments⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh god it’s e-girl bathwater all over again but now it’s gymnast straddle cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aw fuck imma pop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a cornivore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha u r burger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Look up cube rule of food.

  Hot dogs are tacos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That doesn’t work if I can’t start peeing!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Great, now I’m not going to be able to pee all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Haha u r burger⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of those are sandwiches. Some are tacos.