smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Machine Log: RDS-108F "The Shitpost Singularity" 6 days ago:
All your Skibidi are belong to us.
- Comment on Discuss: 2 weeks ago:
Homo Jazzhandsian
- Comment on How does Edward Scissorhands pee? 3 weeks ago:
Trickles down one leg. Both, if he’s unlucky.
- Comment on one bright second 4 weeks ago:
Thanks for that. I’ve read it before, long ago, but completely forgot about it. Still a great story.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 4 weeks ago:
Hmm, I don’t remember the book exploring bodies of water and the triffids. And I’ve read it recently.
Underappreciated apocalypse universe, that.
- Comment on one bright second 4 weeks ago:
Well then I’m just going to enjoy the absolute fuck out of Hawking radiation and Mr pouty pants can sulk for 10^elebenty eons.
- Comment on I need someone to help me identify this shark plz. Spotted in the wild. Maybe a new species. 4 weeks ago:
The teeth are mostly flat, indicating that it’s an herbivore. With the eyes on the front side of the face, that indicates that it’s a predator, due to its binocular vision. So this rare specimen hunts ambulatory plants. A very rare find indeed! Yay science!!
- Comment on Happy Thanksgiving everyone! 5 weeks ago:
My wife didn’t want to serve the cranberry log last night. I guess she doesn’t understand it’s just a garnish and centerpiece.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
Please report any instances of this being displayed, including the full address and whether the person living there is smashable.
- Comment on An apple a day, ... Ah well, fuck it. 5 weeks ago:
So sorry about your hand cancer.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 1 month ago:
Were we ever really doing upper deckers, honestly?
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 1 month ago:
This guy gets it.
- Comment on Don't get mad, get even 1 month ago:
You overplayed it. You should have taken the plastic wheel bearing thing underneath the glass.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 2 months ago:
That’s the great thing, it’s all telework so there’s nothing to ship.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 2 months ago:
Stole it from elsewhere, but it’s too good not to share.
- Comment on The world seems just a tiny bit better... 2 months ago:
My prayers: Psalms 109, 8-16.
- Comment on Etsy Curse 2 months ago:
Pfft, they overpaid. The curses I get off Temu work well enough, they’re so cheap I don’t mind the occasional dud.
- Comment on Like a heart 2 months ago:
Tampons come in many different types, kind of like quarks. Left, right, up, down, charm, strange… but you need at least a specialization in gynecology to be able to recognize most of them. A left or right tampon will usually be good enough, but might permit a bit of spotting.
- Comment on Makegg gregg eggain 2 months ago:
It needs an integrated chicken coop up top. C’mon folks, it’s called vertical integration, let’s get with the program ok?
- Comment on State names of the US if there were no letters "A" "M" "E" "R" "I" "C" "A" 2 months ago:
LONG LIVE OHO
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
100% the reason VW hasn’t done an electric version yet.
- Comment on Canadian/German/Mexican Initiative 2 months ago:
- Fall afoul of modern crash test standards, and have to sell them as “off-highway utility vehicles”.
- Profit anyways, probably.
- Comment on OP cleans his fridge 3 months ago:
This would give me beforetaste. I think it already has. 🤢
- Comment on The cooler speed unit 5 months ago:
- Comment on Things you say whilst parking the car that you can also say in the bedroom 5 months ago:
Let me try again.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 6 months ago:
It’s just pure laziness that the mechanisms aren’t ganged together somehow. This is seriously budget-minimized.
- Comment on You know... they have a point 6 months ago:
Tooth fairies actually run the largest group of crematoriums globally, although it’s impossible to link them legally. Why? Because the teeth don’t actually burn, that’s just a myth they perpetrate. They just sift all the teeth from the ashes and get their tooth fix that way.
Prove me wrong.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 6 months ago:
This is “I’m obese, have a job, but also a budget”.
- Comment on The mods are asleep, post wide office chairs! 6 months ago:
It actually exists. I’m surprised, but I have no reason to be.
- Comment on If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed? 6 months ago:
Start making siege weapons.
