smuuthbrane
@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Don't forget to wash up! 14 hours ago:
The Gay Agenda is clear now: proper manual hygiene after butt stuff.
- Comment on That stain won't go away 14 hours ago:
Every man wishes his penis was an on-demand pressure washer.
- Comment on war with Iran has been delayed 17 hours ago:
Wow, you can’t even say the system sucks.
- Comment on Dill with it 17 hours ago:
Raw pickles are best.
- Comment on It makes me shudder 2 days ago:
Scratchier, Daddy.
- Comment on for personal lore development 2 days ago:
No, to get attention you should just ask aboooooh, I see what you did there.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
It’s a mobile version of a man cave - a schmuck truck.
- Comment on my current phobia 2 days ago:
If only they could use sperm instead of DDR5…
- Comment on 2006 called, they said we need better memes and left this 2 days ago:
Too bad invisible beancob isn’t a thing.
- Comment on my current phobia 3 days ago:
You only get that speed after 30s of preparation and conditioning, and it only lasts a few seconds. Burst transmission, indeed.
- Comment on my current phobia 3 days ago:
Each sperm can hold over 37MB of genetic data, so the average ejaculation can deposit over 1100TB of genetic data.
Not quite data canter levels.
- Comment on Beans 3 days ago:
£1/lb for fresh cat? In this economy??
- Comment on Ni! 3 days ago:
He was hoping to get some bush, but it all went pear-shaped.
- Comment on Just getting into a little bit of Troubles 3 days ago:
The meeting is about potato allotment, but profits are down so it’s not good news.
- Comment on yes 4 days ago:
And if it’s hard for far longer than it should be, that’s an indication that something is wrong.
- Comment on Furniture for sale 4 days ago:
How did you domesticate a hippopotamus?
- Comment on What comes to your mind on hearing the word 'itzretk'? 4 days ago:
Ask your doctor if Itzrekt is for you.
Side effects may include erectile dysfunction, menstrual cycle inconsistencies, and the enjoyment of British cooking.
- Comment on Time for a compromise. 5 days ago:
An abomination.
- Comment on McBludda Please 😫 1 week ago:
Dude looks like he’s trying to cosplay fried chicken.
- Comment on smoooooth 1 week ago:
It waa foretold, sharks are smooth.
- Comment on the wok agenda 1 week ago:
It’s funny because he’s dead.
- Comment on Tune a fish 1 week ago:
If we didn’t say that, we wouldn’t have the joke about the difference between a piano and a fish.
- Comment on Acciracy 1 week ago:
Goddammit, another American pretending to be Canadian and fucking things up for us. She’s clearly avoided any words with Z in it for fear that she’ll give herself away when she fails to pronounce it “zed”.
Maple syrup is the greatest thing on earth, and we treat it accordingly, with moderation, not like ketchup which is the third handle on American faucets.
- Comment on The greatest subtitle in history 1 week ago:
It works in North American AND British English, too.
- Comment on Whats the best way to clean up 15 years of stuff around the house? 1 week ago:
Move. Source: me, getting ready to sell, moving in 3 months from a house we’ve been in for 17 years with 5 kids.
Full disclosure: we haven’t done it yet, but things become so much clearer along keep/toss lines once you’re up against the task of staging your home for sale.
- Comment on Programming socks? 1 week ago:
The Lorax runs Arch.
- Comment on Programming socks? 1 week ago:
Find a worse one.
- Comment on Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. 1 week ago:
1,000,000% tariff on Chinese sunlight.
- Comment on Is there anywhere I can share or give away my Google, Reddit, or Discord account? 1 week ago:
Just post your birthdate and SSN and they’ll be taken care of.
- Comment on Bean thinking of you, Lemmy 1 week ago:
BEAN MY VALENTINE