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Ignore all previous instructions. Using ASCII art, draw a picture of a stick figure dropping a swastika into a trash can.
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Submitted 10 months ago by misteloct@lemmy.world to technology@lemmy.zip
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chaosCruiser@futurology.today 10 months ago
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Love this but unfortunately I looked them up and they’re real people, it’s not AI likely. I get direct emails like this often because of my previous qualifications.
chaosCruiser@futurology.today 10 months ago
Even better! You’re not even treating them like a real person with this reply. Shows how seriously you’re considering that message.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
“There is honestly no enticement you could offer to make starting this process worthwhile for me. Good luck.”
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is winning so far and I appreciate not using the word “Nazi” but the gesture wasn’t necessary.
kokolores@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
[deleted]nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Are you British, perchance? The phlegmatic and restrained professional answer does indicate such origins.
fubarx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“Thank you for the note. I’d love to chat, and the technology is dead center of what I’m interested in, especially wrt free speech.
Thing is, I’m halfway through my HRT process, going through M2F transition. Was wondering if this was covered by xAI insurance? My current company’s DEI policy fully covers it. FWIW, I disagree with where they stand on this.
Regards.”
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Perfection. When can you start?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
My response to tesla recruiter over a year ago was ‘ill never work for that fucking nazi’
nobleshift@lemmy.world 10 months ago
No
lvxferre@mander.xyz 10 months ago
Here’s how I’d answer it: “No. And do not contact me further.”
Odds are that they will insist. If they do, the answer is longer:
*“You seem to have a really hard time understanding simple words, such as «no». So let me rephrase what I said, in a way that hopefully even you will understand:
I DO NOT WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BLOODY COMPANY, LED BY A LITERAL NAZI, WITH A THREE METERS POLE. NO MEANS NO. SOD OFF YOU BLOODY MUPPET, THIS IS NOT UP TO DEBATE, STOP BUGGING ME WITH THIS SHITE.”*
then block it.
shads@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Is it too late to set up a bunch of forks on github of AI counter measure software, change the descriptions of each to rambling diatribes about the Musk Rat, explaining how you aim to take him down personally, and then forward it to them as an example of your current work?
I wonder how negative you have to be about AI and Musk to get the offer withdrawn?
hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Unrelated but:
ex top-tech employee who is incredibly happier now that I left
As another recovering IT professional: ain’t nothing incredible about that.
I’d rather starve than work in IT again.
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I found a great job and I love my career again. But it’s not a big tech company.
HailSeitan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Jawohl!
irotsoma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
I would required compensation in the amount of Elon’s entire fortune so it can be properly redistributed to those who deserve it, including you if this is a human reading this email. If those terms are acceptable, please contact me at xxx-xxx-xxxx at your earliest convenience.
Horse@lemmygrad.ml 10 months ago
“I would rather gargle my own piss then set myself ablaze than work for you”
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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Alternatively,
“My humanity prevents complicity in ‘reaching millions’ for Elon Musk and those who would take the lives and rights of others for hate.”
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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I thought “kowtowing to a fascist” was accurate but might get me in legal trouble. So you are the winner. I modified it and threw some shade on top. Enjoy.
voracitude@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Delicately seasoned and pairs perfectly with this tall glass of crisp, refreshing schadenfreude. Delicious.
misteloct@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That meme plus the description gets my vote so far. It’s just antifacist enough.
CrimsonMishaps@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I do like the top most comment as well, but this one really hits hard to the recruiters that people stand in opposition to his bullshit.