nightwatch_admin

@nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Healthy snack⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for providing a banana for scale, by the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨xAI asked me to suck Nazi dick. Top comment decides my reply.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you British, perchance? The phlegmatic and restrained professional answer does indicate such origins.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signal Chat Leak Angers U.S. Military Pilots⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t a lot of military personnel vote Trump&Cronies? Behold, I even lack the fucks to give none.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I present my girlfriend's daughter.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hmmm /c/AneurysmPosting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom Charged After Alleged School Bus Fight With 8th Grader Who Bullied Her Son⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Schools never do anything about bullying. Never. I totally get what she did, and maybe she should drag the school to court too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump’s Crypto Reserve Is Really Happening⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That crypto reserve is a load of old cobblers if I ever saw one. The government is not buying or planning or whatever… they just don’t do anything with the stack they already have, thanks to Biden I guess? And I guess they won’t be chasing many new frauds and rug pullers anymore, with all the crypto broligarch shit they are pulling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Justice Dept. Doubles Down on Request to Break Up Google⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  SURPRISED PICHAI FACE

  Congratulations Sundar, another token well spent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sofabomba⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Boi looks like he got a divan-ban

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do I clean cat vomit out of birkenstocks?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddamnit man, I nearly wet my pants laughing, this was WAY too familiar

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wrong again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next, Grok has decided to end trans-port, can’t have them boats with all them lgbtqiasgrguch immigrants!!

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you a chicken?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doch nee, das ist ganz schrecklich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨answer me, gregory⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are not many times I feel sorry for cockroaches, but setting RFK onto them would be one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A-haaa must be zee germanz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guys with coprophilia are always trying to slide into my BMs⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pudendal Nerve Block⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The chap is lying on his back, with the peen lying on his belly. Sorry to disturb your happy life :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least they're trying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Another Simpsons prediction?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least they're trying.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Go to horny jail
  Bonk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's laundry day!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  THE CIRCLE OF LIFE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're coming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The ransomware group?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i wish it was a cheesesteak⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Oi it’s a bit stiff now innit?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got these two most awful yt reccommendations when watching the 50501 protest livestreams.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Amazing how aggressively YT tries to stuff you with extreme right wing trash. You can block, you can hide, you can fill your history with ultra tankie content… and still get sieg heil content. God fucking damnit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google spikes its explicit 'no AI for weapons' policy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve said it it before: it was a command to the users. “Don’t be evil (because we see everything you do)”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Busses with LED advertising on the side.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s outright dangerous, what moron approved that monstrosity?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Busses with LED advertising on the side.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just advertising. Sports field lighting too. The amount of watts stays constant, bulbs get replaced with leds; 24 hour sunlight for the whole town!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some eggs for my 'murican friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hm. Fair enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some eggs for my 'murican friends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  …. and the other some kind of white thing with two balls.

  The real Kinder surprise is in the comments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And eating glamberders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll show them⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Robert Rankin’s “Armageddon” trilogy has something like this, where Actively Viewing pays you rehousing credits, so the main character has developed away to sleep with his eyes wide open, as if actually watching the screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Psst, the Americans are asleep, post some eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I am all out right now, but I will purchase a dozen organic ones this afternoon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨See something you like?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Smaug may find this a better treasure than gold these days!