Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:28 No.150024827 >walk in the streets at night >see this what do? [a photo of a young woman in club attire unconscious on a city bench with her limbs splayed out] >Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:30 No.150024980 >>150024827 Offer her my coat to cover up and a ride home Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:46 No.150026512 >Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place. >Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch >Deal with her freak out when she wakes up. >Ask her if she's ok. >"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs. >Ask if she needs a ride home. >Tell her to take care. Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 No.150026676 >>150026512 Wizard detected Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:48 File: [a photo of an announcer with the words “high level” written below in white against a bright orange background] >>150026512 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)10:47 File: [a photo of George Carlin with his hand questioning outstretched. Beneath, in white letters against a bright red background, it reads “embarassing”] >> 150026512 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:01 File: [a simple sketch of the head and torso of a figure with a perfectly round head and a heavily cocked eyebrow.] >>150026512 >take her back to your place >think "You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" is a smooth line Jesus christ were you the creepy one at school? Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:05 No.150028268 File: [a crudely drawn woman sitting before a large bowl of eggs and weeping profusely. Outside the frame, someone says “you have to eat all the eggs.” She asks “why are you doing this?”] >>150026512 Anonymous 08/06/12(Mon)11:00 >150026512 >h-hi.. you a-wake? >wh-why are you screaming? >pls stop >h-here e-eggs >pl-please dont go >*door slams* >I love you too
A multi-billionaire’s dream: a bowl of eggs to give to an unknown girl, and you get nothing in return.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Honestly, what is the right answer here? Call someone? Let her sleep it off?
Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Run home, quickly grab a blanket and the eggs, when she wakes up force her to eat the eggs.
You really haven’t had to do this before? I remember learning it in school.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
My parents had me sit down for “the talk” when I was 14. This is what I was taught, yes.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Depends on your area. Would you trust the police with her? Would an ambulance leave her in forever-debt? Any 24 hour woman’s shelters nearby? Do as much as you’re able. But don’t kidnap her.
rtxn@lemmy.world 3 days ago
America is a different universe, I swear.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 days ago
You forgot the eggs
Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 3 days ago
why wouldn’t I trust the police with her?
gedhrel@lemmy.world 3 days ago
She’s from Bristol.
BreakerSwitch@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Ideally call someone she knows from her phone. If she’s too out of it to use a phone, see if it has biometric or face unlock and then just call whoever she was calling/texting last. Get someone she already knows and trusts to pick her up.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 days ago
There’s no way I’m going through some passed out girl’s phone. That’s not something I feel like explaining to a passerby.
lefixxx@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Wake her up and take her to your place or ER if she is in serious condition. You can probably use her phone to deduce who to call and let them know who you are and where she is. If she doesn’t have a phone she can probably give you a number of a relative.If she can’t she should probably go to the ER. If you can find where she lives you can probably take here there. Don’t let her sleep face up. Then get drunk and take advantage of her.
Noobnarski@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yeah, I’d probably try to awake her first, if that is impossible, turn her around so if she pukes she doesn’t suffocate and then call an ambulance.
Here in Germany we don’t go out of a hospital with any medical debt, so I wouldn’t be doing her a disservice.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Call someone yeah