Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on tar 1 week ago:
He yearned for the mines.
- Comment on Interesting 1 week ago:
“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more
- Comment on bork bork bork 2 weeks ago:
Time to go home, Matt ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on What the fuck 3 weeks ago:
Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition
- Comment on Anon eggs her on 1 month ago:
You forgot the eggs
- Comment on Late 1 month ago:
makes awful whirring noise
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 1 month ago:
People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.
- Comment on I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend 2 months ago:
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 2 months ago:
The Danish lore licorice
Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 3 months ago:
This motherfucker’s just snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?
- Comment on i just wanna live 3 months ago:
How about knocking first? Rude.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 3 months ago:
Don’t keep us in suspense!
- Comment on Oh NOOOO 3 months ago:
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
- Comment on Late 1900s 3 months ago:
“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”
- Comment on If I don't have my lunch my sugar crashes and I get sleepy 3 months ago:
$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 4 months ago:
That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with that game.
- Comment on We're in the endgame now 4 months ago:
Today, the primary responsibilities of
U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses,
transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and
managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.
Oh, sweet.
The
President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S.
Marshals for a 4-year term.
Oh. Oh no.
- Comment on Anon achieves optimal testosterone 5 months ago:
Well if I smoke four, then it’s like I worked out twice!
- Comment on Car of a high school student proud that she is in her final year 5 months ago:
Juñor?
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 5 months ago:
I worked at a university and I heard women call each other “bro” all the time.
- Comment on Atomfall | Official Gameplay Overview Trailer 5 months ago:
Risefall
- Comment on Billionaires want you to know they could have done physics 6 months ago:
I could have been a billionaire if I felt like it. I just didn’t feel like it.
- Comment on Anon reads the news 7 months ago:
The truth lies in the heart of the beholder. If the story speaks to you in some particular way, if it resonates deeply enough, then it’s speaking to something you know to be true about the world as you know it. Something which remains true regardless of whether the story is factual or not.
- Comment on Anon find berry 7 months ago:
Better try another one to be sure.
- Comment on Reliable bank account 8 months ago:
No, there’s a law now where they have to allow you to opt out of overdraft “protection”. They just decline the transaction but they don’t charge you any fees.
- Comment on I want that job 8 months ago:
AUDIENCE
BOOO! BOOO!
NANCY (one hand on her hip, the other defiantly pointing at the audience)
I do as I please! I do as I please! Y’all don’t know me! I do as I please!
- Comment on Francis Ford Coppola's "Megalopolis" has ended its theatrical run after just 4 weeks with only $12.5 million, against its $120 million budget. 8 months ago:
In what way was Franklyn Cicero greedy? Wasn’t his whole role to advocate for the common man?
- Comment on Francis Ford Coppola's "Megalopolis" has ended its theatrical run after just 4 weeks with only $12.5 million, against its $120 million budget. 8 months ago:
10 min: This should be interesting. 20 min: Why does this feel… off? 30 min: I must be missing a lot of historical references. 40 min: Wait, is the audience the butt of the joke here? 50 min - 90 min: confusion/anger 100 min: Holy shit Aubrey Plaza is hot 120 min: He made a whole movie for that one scene 🤣
- Comment on I'm back with another great recipe 8 months ago:
How do you nominate for comment of the year?
- Comment on Anon solves a mystery 9 months ago:
It is, but I figured it out eventually. I mean he did. Probably.