Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on QI | What Was The Chainsaw Invented For? 14 hours ago:
That’s some Renaissance H.R. Giger shit right there.
- Comment on hot dog 20 hours ago:
You know what somebody’s going to go and do now.
- Comment on flirting 1 week ago:
I love it when you talk birdy.
- Comment on A Konami code variant in Castlevania has been discovered after a quarter of a century 2 weeks ago:
Castlevania 64 was clearly an unfinished game. The first couple levels make their ambitions clear, and the rest of the game is just sort of slapped together. Legacy of Darkness added the rest of the game.
Nobody really celebrates these games. I grew up with them and can appreciate the experience they were offering, but they weren’t exactly my favorites, and I don’t feel they aged particularly well. Maybe take a look through a long play video before committing any real time to it.
- Comment on Biden Wipes Out Another $7.4 Billion in Student Loan Debt 4 weeks ago:
I wonder what it is that you imagine has to happen to get the other 1.616 T cancelled.
- Comment on humility 5 weeks ago:
I have used the following justifications in proofs on math exams
“By hope, prayer”
“By some vague understanding of what’s going on”
The second one got 7/10.
- Comment on It's the place to go if 5 weeks ago:
I was hoping you could help me with
- Comment on You will certainly not regret 5 weeks ago:
Just kick back and relax, you’re good for 10 days!
- Comment on What if I ever need it? 1 month ago:
I made a shit comment, I’ll admit. It’s just frustrating to see multiple top-level comments in meme, 196, and shit post threads shitting all over a clever joke because of a technicality. It’s a fucking giraffe, this is not a PSA.
- Comment on What if I ever need it? 1 month ago:
Ah, yes! Another joke solved by Lemmy! Thank God nobody has to laugh at this amusing thought anymore. What an upsetting situation that would have been.
- Comment on degree in bamf 1 month ago:
Oh, right! She’s the pain you tasted, fell intoxicated!
- Comment on degree in bamf 1 month ago:
So, you’re saying she’s a firestarter? Twisted firestarter?
- Comment on launch him anyway 1 month ago:
I wanted a least squares solution, but all I got were these right triangles!
- Comment on Ouch 1 month ago:
Maybe he has another one somewhere.
- Comment on Bologna cup 2 months ago:
We would have accepted “get the fuck out.”
- Comment on I'm deaf 2 months ago:
Kind of like a bell, in a way. There’s the initial ‘slap’ when it hits the ground, or wall, or face of a child. But then there’s this distinct, hollow ringing that lives on until it’s caught or it bounces again.
- Comment on Anon has memory loss 3 months ago:
RemindMe! 1 deployment
- Comment on Anon learns to love the bath bomb 3 months ago:
That story’s as spicy as whore’s radish!
- Comment on Anon learns to love the bath bomb 3 months ago:
It’s also called a whore bath. He might just be a whore.
- Comment on Anon gets a job 3 months ago:
Not in Employment, Education or Training
- Comment on I swear... if any of you try to ruin this meme for me... 4 months ago:
Bam, bam, ba-bam, ba-bam, bam, ba-bam…
- Comment on Anon is in hell 4 months ago:
turns to dust
- Comment on Anon is in hell 4 months ago:
What did I ever do to you?
- Comment on Anon lets it rip 4 months ago:
And they made fucking cartoons about it.
- Comment on I got this popup ad on my TV **while watching a DVD** 4 months ago:
They could connect it to the Internet, I guess.
- Comment on Removed from sale: Peter Molyneux's Godus and Godus Wars, never finished 4 months ago:
I’ve been trying out The Universim recently. It has a lot of the same ideas, but gets rid of many which I felt didn’t work. Most notably, there is no creature bound to your will. I think the game is better for the omission. Version 1.0 is slated for January, and is supposed to include interplanetary colonization.
- Comment on Humanities be like 4 months ago:
Let x be any number. => x is a number. QED.
- Comment on Treat yourself 5 months ago:
Please leave some for the rest of us
- Comment on Treat yourself 5 months ago:
Now I’m imagining five bees.
- Comment on Skip brushing your teeth by combining it with breakfast 5 months ago:
Oh, fuck that’s gross. I mean, really…a hotdog for breakfast?