Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Don't 3 days ago:
Do n’t
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 1 week ago:
Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.
- Comment on Oh god 1 week ago:
Single digits, lol
- Comment on walter 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 1 week ago:
I guess you gotta break a few eggs.
- Comment on Never get a tattoo when you are drunk 1 week ago:
1/2 gallon
They’re only 1.5 qt. now. lol.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 weeks ago:
A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 2 weeks ago:
Im a millennial and I just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 2 weeks ago:
So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?
- Comment on Good for plants 3 weeks ago:
Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 3 weeks ago:
B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 4 weeks ago:
How did you know? 🤣
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 4 weeks ago:
I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.
- Comment on I love bpd girls 4 weeks ago:
Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.
- Comment on NYC street names 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on off to learn themrodynamics and statistcial mechanics 5 weeks ago:
Try not to kill yourself, I guess.
- Comment on Oh no 1 month ago:
And his wife?
- Comment on 1 month ago:
I’m over 40 and I’m just pissed I had to throw away the old one.
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 1 month ago:
I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on tar 2 months ago:
He yearned for the mines.
- Comment on Interesting 2 months ago:
“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more
- Comment on bork bork bork 2 months ago:
Time to go home, Matt ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on What the fuck 2 months ago:
Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition
- Comment on Anon eggs her on 3 months ago:
You forgot the eggs
- Comment on Late 3 months ago:
makes awful whirring noise
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 3 months ago:
People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.
- Comment on I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend 4 months ago:
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 4 months ago:
The Danish lore licorice
Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 5 months ago:
This motherfucker’s just snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?
- Comment on i just wanna live 5 months ago:
How about knocking first? Rude.
