Jerkface

@Jerkface@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Depression: Part Deux⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I recited a saga an hour ago

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no my harvest is too bountiful⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop, you’re gonna make me nux!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.

  Edit: he says no.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dangerous crow⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This play is regarded as a common ploy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays GTA V⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  that is asinine

  I had to go back and reread the whole comment as Hank Hill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do n’t

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Check yourself before you rex yourself⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh god⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Single digits, lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨walter⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Put your dick away Walter dot jpeg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't like AI⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you gotta break a few eggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never get a tattoo when you are drunk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1/2 gallon

  They’re only 1.5 qt. now. lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gosh darn it ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Im a millennial and I just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good for plants⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to meet girls at college⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How did you know? 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries to meet girls at college⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love bpd girls⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NYC street names⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Caution: Seaman

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨off to learn themrodynamics and statistcial mechanics⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Try not to kill yourself, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh no⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And his wife?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m over 40 and I’m just pissed I had to throw away the old one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does the shopping⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He yearned for the mines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more