Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 20 hours ago:
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.
- Comment on eyeballs 👀 1 day ago:
Then queef
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 1 day ago:
I mean, he probably did at some point.
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 3 days ago:
I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.
In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.
Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 1 week ago:
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.
- Comment on It's OK to just like lemon water. 1 week ago:
Okay, let’s see … stupid cunt sales oil snakeperson?
- Comment on She is making a GREAT point 2 weeks ago:
starts doing warmup stretches
- Comment on I'm not saying that I agree with it, but it's understandable. 2 weeks ago:
“I wish I was big!”
hands over card
“You’re now Anthony Moriano, a 42 year old barber from Passaic. Enjoy!”
- Comment on Great Depression: Part Deux 3 weeks ago:
And by dog food they mean food made out of dog.
- Comment on "I used to be with it" 3 weeks ago:
I recited a saga an hour ago
- Comment on Oh no my harvest is too bountiful 3 weeks ago:
Stop, you’re gonna make me nux!
- Comment on Discuss 4 weeks ago:
Get out.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
I’ve got a deer right here, lemme ask him if that’s true.
Edit: he says no.
- Comment on Dangerous crow 5 weeks ago:
Easy to mess up, hard to maintain.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
The situation OP predicted wasn’t the one where she asks up front.
- Comment on Has this ever happened to you? 1 month ago:
This play is regarded as a common ploy.
- Comment on Anon plays GTA V 1 month ago:
that is asinine
I had to go back and reread the whole comment as Hank Hill.
- Comment on Don't 2 months ago:
Do n’t
- Comment on Check yourself before you rex yourself 2 months ago:
Suggestion: put your hands up flat, palms facing each other, and sort of tilt them with your head.
- Comment on Oh god 2 months ago:
Single digits, lol
- Comment on walter 2 months ago:
- Comment on Anon doesn't like AI 2 months ago:
I guess you gotta break a few eggs.
- Comment on Never get a tattoo when you are drunk 2 months ago:
1/2 gallon
They’re only 1.5 qt. now. lol.
- Comment on Gosh darn it 2 months ago:
A young woman at work asked “You guys are adults, can you help me with this?” And that situation needed to be de-escalated.
- Comment on That's an impressive drop. Any ideas why? 2 months ago:
Im a millennial and I just spent the last 7 years at Uni/CC and I’m not seeing any of this. COVID had a huge impact, but in general things seem pretty much the same as when I was in school in the 90’s/early aughts, except they’re on smartphones instead of Nokias. They just seem normal to me.
- Comment on 9,000 years ago. Wonder if even way back then it was referred to as doggy 2 months ago:
So did just nobody help that poor woman stuck under the coffee table?
- Comment on Good for plants 2 months ago:
Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 2 months ago:
B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 2 months ago:
How did you know? 🤣
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 2 months ago:
I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.
