Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Intellectual Debate 2 days ago:
Both, and they’ve been at war with each other for millenia.
- Comment on Where can I get cursed like that? Asking for a friend. 3 days ago:
wakes up from topology nightmare
- Comment on Anon teaches you about their culture 4 days ago:
Okay but do you spank a log you fed all month until it poops candy and presents?
- Comment on You're supposed to say thank you 6 days ago:
An ice cream truck came through my neighborhood playing the Super Mario Bros. 2 theme and I damn near chased after it. Made my entire day
- Comment on The Meatstorm 1 week ago:
Reporting for duty o7
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Tell me when you feel it.
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
Go ninja, go ninja, go!
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
Hell yeah.
- Comment on Me watching someone on Lemmy getting cooked for having the same opinion as me: 2 weeks ago:
Was she alive at the time?
- Comment on My friend Charlie is back.... 3 weeks ago:
It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 3 weeks ago:
The network has a problem with some of the lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what is like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”
- Comment on They gonna cat 4 weeks ago:
“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”
- Comment on Gaysadilla 4 weeks ago:
Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.
- Comment on Pretty much it. 4 weeks ago:
… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?
- Comment on meirl 5 weeks ago:
realistically
Now, see, there’s your problem right there
- Comment on Annon is unable to find quality cock these days 5 weeks ago:
I did. Pretty happy about it, actually.
- Comment on meirl 5 weeks ago:
That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.
- Comment on Just one more square bro 1 month ago:
Now then, let’s not go mixing up then with now, then.
- Comment on commitment 1 month ago:
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
- Comment on commitment 1 month ago:
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
- Comment on Anon finds a cool rock 1 month ago:
I’ll do better, I promise
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 2 months ago:
“… Well now I’m not going to do it.”
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 2 months ago:
If not, consider it seconded.
- Comment on How?!? 2 months ago:
Why am I craving 11 herbs and spices…?
- Comment on If only 2 months ago:
they make my ass look amazing too.
Prove it.
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.
- Comment on dating 2 months ago:
You find a class or a club, not an open mic.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 2 months ago:
Would you look at that. It’s the jourth least populous state in the US.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 2 months ago:
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find ‘Jorth Dakota?’