Jerkface

@Jerkface@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friend Charlie is back....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a liopleurodon! A magical liopleurodon!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Im pan so anyone can apply⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The network has a problem with some of the lyrics. Would you mind changing it to “what is like is I’d like to hug and kiss you?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They gonna cat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gaysadilla⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pretty much it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  … Okay but left shoe or right shoe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  realistically

  Now, see, there’s your problem right there

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Annon is unable to find quality cock these days⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I did. Pretty happy about it, actually.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more square bro⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now then, let’s not go mixing up then with now, then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨commitment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨commitment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a cool rock⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll do better, I promise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why I gave up electronics club⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “… Well now I’m not going to do it.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If not, consider it seconded.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How?!?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why am I craving 11 herbs and spices…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  they make my ass look amazing too.

  Prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dating⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You find a class or a club, not an open mic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you look at that. It’s the jourth least populous state in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Such a dreamy guy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find ‘Jorth Dakota?’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  “Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S TIME! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S TIME! ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They know what they did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a girlfriend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… it’s what we all want, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm cooked, chat.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨eyeballs 👀⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then queef

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, he probably did at some point.