Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on Good for plants 1 week ago:
Beautiful lake. I wonder where they filmed it
- Comment on Call 1-888-GOT-GUNK NOW! 1 week ago:
B-b-b-Benni and the Jets!
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 1 week ago:
How did you know? 🤣
- Comment on Anon tries to meet girls at college 1 week ago:
I smiled at a girl in college once. A day later she infodumped everything she knew about Capgras syndrome on me out of the blue. 11/10 would recommend.
- Comment on I love bpd girls 1 week ago:
Sensation seeking, emotional intensity, and a certain lack of inhibition.
- Comment on NYC street names 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on off to learn themrodynamics and statistcial mechanics 2 weeks ago:
Try not to kill yourself, I guess.
- Comment on Oh no 3 weeks ago:
And his wife?
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I’m over 40 and I’m just pissed I had to throw away the old one.
- Comment on Anon does the shopping 5 weeks ago:
I bet that stung ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- Comment on tar 1 month ago:
He yearned for the mines.
- Comment on Interesting 1 month ago:
“Don’t know much biology…” -Sam Cooke some more
- Comment on bork bork bork 1 month ago:
Time to go home, Matt ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on What the fuck 2 months ago:
Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition
- Comment on Anon eggs her on 2 months ago:
You forgot the eggs
- Comment on Late 2 months ago:
makes awful whirring noise
- Comment on “This script is fantastic. Let’s get Julia Roberts to play Harriet Tubman.” 3 months ago:
People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.
- Comment on I will step on you and spill your food, my small friend 3 months ago:
He needs that nicotine fix as badly as you do
- Comment on Believe It Or Not, Black Licorice 4 months ago:
The Danish lore licorice
Damn. I was really looking forward to Danish licorice lore.
- Comment on Marten, I know that guy! 4 months ago:
This motherfucker’s just snackin’ on bees and you’re just gonna reach your arm in there?
- Comment on i just wanna live 4 months ago:
How about knocking first? Rude.
- Comment on Ever wonder how the term "pink slip" came about? This is how you were fired. A pink slip on your desk. 5 months ago:
Don’t keep us in suspense!
- Comment on Oh NOOOO 5 months ago:
A few years ago an ice cream truck came down blasting the Super Mario Bros 2 title music and I damn near chased after it
- Comment on Late 1900s 5 months ago:
“Oh, no, not that late, actually.”
- Comment on If I don't have my lunch my sugar crashes and I get sleepy 5 months ago:
$7 umbrellas, I’m not that worried about it
- Comment on EA has open sourced Command & Conquer: Red Alert under GPLv3 5 months ago:
That game seemed so underappreciated. I would be thrilled if I could have another LAN party with that game.
- Comment on We're in the endgame now 6 months ago:
Today, the primary responsibilities of
U.S. Marshals include protecting federal judges and witnesses,
transporting federal prisoners, apprehending federal fugitives, and
managing assets seized from criminal enterprises.
Oh, sweet.
The
President, with the advice and consent of the Senate, appoints U.S.
Marshals for a 4-year term.
Oh. Oh no.
- Comment on Anon achieves optimal testosterone 6 months ago:
Well if I smoke four, then it’s like I worked out twice!
- Comment on Car of a high school student proud that she is in her final year 6 months ago:
Juñor?
- Comment on Anon gets corrected 7 months ago:
I worked at a university and I heard women call each other “bro” all the time.
