Jerkface
@Jerkface@lemmy.world
- Comment on They gonna cat 1 day ago:
“Bitch, you tryna tell me? I tell you.”
- Comment on Gaysadilla 1 day ago:
Impossible. There’s no markup indicating humor. How dare you try to make a fool of me.
- Comment on Pretty much it. 1 day ago:
… Okay but left shoe or right shoe?
- Comment on meirl 6 days ago:
realistically
Now, see, there’s your problem right there
- Comment on Annon is unable to find quality cock these days 6 days ago:
I did. Pretty happy about it, actually.
- Comment on meirl 6 days ago:
That would be sick. My family goes to bury my body but they’re like “Oh my God, he was dead the whole time!” Get Shyamalon’d, Mom.
- Comment on Just one more square bro 2 weeks ago:
Now then, let’s not go mixing up then with now, then.
- Comment on commitment 2 weeks ago:
Use those calories to mow lawns. Register an LLC. Hire a fleet. Buy them pizzas. Growth mindset.
- Comment on commitment 2 weeks ago:
I can understand. Our ‘normal’ pizzas are supposed to feed a family of four.
- Comment on Anon finds a cool rock 4 weeks ago:
I’ll do better, I promise
- Comment on Why I gave up electronics club 1 month ago:
“… Well now I’m not going to do it.”
- Comment on Tacos for dinner 1 month ago:
If not, consider it seconded.
- Comment on How?!? 1 month ago:
Why am I craving 11 herbs and spices…?
- Comment on If only 1 month ago:
they make my ass look amazing too.
Prove it.
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
Do what I did. Take psych for your social sciences. There were like three women for every man. Do not regret.
- Comment on dating 1 month ago:
You find a class or a club, not an open mic.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 1 month ago:
Would you look at that. It’s the jourth least populous state in the US.
- Comment on Such a dreamy guy 1 month ago:
Why tf I gotta ctrl+f to find ‘Jorth Dakota?’
- Comment on Adderall vape? 2 months ago:
“Look, that one blade is a little shorter than the rest.”
- Comment on Chasing the Elephant 3 months ago:
“Bah, I’ve already seen this one.”
- Comment on Feeling that groove 3 months ago:
You can add the waveforms together mathematically. Like if you go into a graphing calculator and plot a sine at 220 hz that’s an A note. Then add two more at 261(ish) and 329, baby you got yourself an A minor cookin’. That’s also what the groove would look like.
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 3 months ago:
All mine said was “gobble gobble,” I’m getting mixed messages here.
- Comment on IT'S TIME! 3 months ago:
I want to be eaten. Nobody’s doing anything about that.
- Comment on Anon is looking for a girlfriend 3 months ago:
They know what they did.
- Comment on Anon is looking for a girlfriend 3 months ago:
I mean… it’s what we all want, isn’t it?
- Comment on I'm cooked, chat. 3 months ago:
Embrace it. When I started getting greys, I thought I was going to have a more difficult time getting the attention I wanted. If anything, it’s been the opposite. Good luck out there.
- Comment on eyeballs 👀 3 months ago:
Then queef
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 3 months ago:
I mean, he probably did at some point.
- Comment on The House Of The Guy Calling You A Libtard 3 months ago:
I’ve spent a lot of time in similar living situations and I agree. What I see most of about this intersection is fear. I had neighbors that didn’t trust Democrats and almost certainly voted for Trump, but they sure as hell didn’t trust him either.
In their case, I believe they were looking for an out. The previous Democratic president didn’t help them at all, in their view. And Trump probably wouldn’t, either. I mean, really. What an absolute doorknob. But from their perspective, maybe getting things off the rails might get them in a better position overall. Low chance of that ever happening, but the only one they had.
Again, this my impression of their perspective from living nextdoor to them for years.
- Comment on There Comes A Time Where You Gotta Make A Choice 4 months ago:
SHIT LIKE A BITCH.