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Anon achieves optimal testosterone

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    medicalnewstoday.com/…/does-nicotine-affect-muscl…

    There is data to show nicotine might have a performance increasing effects on people. However, the idea is more that you ingest a safe amount via methods that are not smoking/chewing.

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    • makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      THAT’S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!

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      • JustJack23@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Your heartbeat is measured in Hz

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    • 474D@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nicotine itself is hardly worse than say caffeine. But obviously the negative effects of burning and inhaling a cigarette, especially the carcinogenic agents, is absolutely stupid to think it’s an even trade to pump your workout

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      • unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Oh, nicotine is way worse. It may not harm your health directly, but addictiveness is exponentially worse.

        Wikipedia: Dependence and Withdrawal: Moderately physical dependence and withdrawal symptoms may occur upon abstinence, with greater than 100 mg caffeine per day, although these symptoms last no longer than a day

        Wikipedia: Nicotine withdrawal Symptoms are usually strongest for the first few days and then dissipate over 2–4 weeks (…) In a minority of smokers, cravings may persist for years.

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      • muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’ve heard that but how else is one supposed to get nicotine in the system? Chewing gum? Patches? Vapes? Is it soluble in a substance that’s safe to consume?

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      • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I mean, we are talking about a crowd where steroid abuse is super common. Taking some nicotine to get a pump isn’t really anywhere near being outside the realm of an unreasonable health risk, to a large portion of this demographic.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don’t even need to work out.

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    • Jerkface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well if I smoke four, then it’s like I worked out twice!

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      • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Unfortunately they don’t allow it at the casino so I can’t smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)

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  • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smoking doesn’t increase testosterone … it makes your voice sound like you have more testosterone

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So if I have more testosterone, at one point I’ll be coughing?

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      • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Are you John Wayne?

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I once called a friend at home, back before mobile phones were common, only to have some older man answer. Shit, did I call the wrong number? My mind started racing: his mom is divorced and doesn’t have a boyfriend from what my friend told. It’s unlikely my friend’s voice dropped 3 octaves overnight… Fuck, did somebody murder them and picked up the phone? Am I ne… Oh wait, his mom is a living chimney, ah… ‘Hi *friend’s mom*’.

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  • geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gotta confuse the lungs babe

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  • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ve seen this once before. Addicted and hindered but can’t accept it. So they convinced themselves that what they were doing was right

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    • ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean, this is clearly a bit, but I don’t think addicts smoke exactly one cigarette a day. Some people who smoke small amounts never become addicted. I used to smoke, like, half a pack over a few weeks, forget where I left it, and then go months without smoking. Haven’t smoked at all in probably eight years now, not because I intentionally quit but just because I couldn’t be assed to carry them around any more. (I really only started buying cigs so that I could stop telling people I didn’t smoke when they asked to bum one.)

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      • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        So you were basically enabling people’s addiction?

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Either that, or retarded is fucking him

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    • Syltti@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Retarded do be fucking a lot of us… Without consent, I might add.

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      • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        And no lube either

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      • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        me too

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  • midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What listening to Andy Taytay does to you.

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  • fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smoking cigarettes for health benefits is like messing with an angry bear, so that you can have a jog.

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    • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      There is like that one illness where smoking actually helps. I totally forget what it’s called though.

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  • balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, no, but actually yes

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  • ladicius@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yep. Completely retarded.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ive seen people talk about how to increase their testosterone level(or avoid decreasing it), but arent there pills with the purpose of increasing it?

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    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      my dad has a testosterone gel. because without it he cannot gain like any muscle at all, like I worked out for like 2 months and could lift more than he could in over 1+ year of working out 5 days a week.

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  • cRazi_man@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The purpose of working out is to look cool… Now that I’ve discovered cigarettes that’s mission accomplished.

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dr Gundy follower in the wild.

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