If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don’t even need to work out.
Anon achieves optimal testosterone
Submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Jerkface@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Well if I smoke four, then it’s like I worked out twice!
Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Unfortunately they don’t allow it at the casino so I can’t smoke while I gamble (for the health benefits)
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Smoking doesn’t increase testosterone … it makes your voice sound like you have more testosterone
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So if I have more testosterone, at one point I’ll be coughing?
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Are you John Wayne?
Aganim@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I once called a friend at home, back before mobile phones were common, only to have some older man answer. Shit, did I call the wrong number? My mind started racing: his mom is divorced and doesn’t have a boyfriend from what my friend told. It’s unlikely my friend’s voice dropped 3 octaves overnight… Fuck, did somebody murder them and picked up the phone? Am I ne… Oh wait, his mom is a living chimney, ah… ‘Hi *friend’s mom*’.
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Gotta confuse the lungs babe
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 months ago
I’ve seen this once before. Addicted and hindered but can’t accept it. So they convinced themselves that what they were doing was right
ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I mean, this is clearly a bit, but I don’t think addicts smoke exactly one cigarette a day. Some people who smoke small amounts never become addicted. I used to smoke, like, half a pack over a few weeks, forget where I left it, and then go months without smoking. Haven’t smoked at all in probably eight years now, not because I intentionally quit but just because I couldn’t be assed to carry them around any more. (I really only started buying cigs so that I could stop telling people I didn’t smoke when they asked to bum one.)
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 3 months ago
So you were basically enabling people’s addiction?
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Either that, or retarded is fucking him
Syltti@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Retarded do be fucking a lot of us… Without consent, I might add.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 months ago
And no lube either
midnight_puker@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
What listening to Andy Taytay does to you.
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Smoking cigarettes for health benefits is like messing with an angry bear, so that you can have a jog.
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 months ago
There is like that one illness where smoking actually helps. I totally forget what it’s called though.
balderdash9@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
Well, no, but actually yes
ladicius@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yep. Completely retarded.
RandomVideos@programming.dev 3 months ago
Ive seen people talk about how to increase their testosterone level(or avoid decreasing it), but arent there pills with the purpose of increasing it?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
my dad has a testosterone gel. because without it he cannot gain like any muscle at all, like I worked out for like 2 months and could lift more than he could in over 1+ year of working out 5 days a week.
cRazi_man@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The purpose of working out is to look cool… Now that I’ve discovered cigarettes that’s mission accomplished.
kameecoding@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Dr Gundy follower in the wild.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
medicalnewstoday.com/…/does-nicotine-affect-muscl…
There is data to show nicotine might have a performance increasing effects on people. However, the idea is more that you ingest a safe amount via methods that are not smoking/chewing.
makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 3 months ago
THAT’S WHY I DRINK A SUGAR-FREE REDBULL WITH EXTRA CREATINE, PROTEIN POWDER, AND PROBIOTICS MIXED IN WHILE CHEWING SEVEN ZYNS BEFORE EVERY 15 MINUTE SET. I NO LONGER SLEEP AND MY HEARTBEATS CANNOT BE DISTINGUISHED. MY LUNGS ARE PERFECT AND MY BODY IS PRISTINE!
JustJack23@slrpnk.net 3 months ago
Your heartbeat is measured in Hz
474D@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Nicotine itself is hardly worse than say caffeine. But obviously the negative effects of burning and inhaling a cigarette, especially the carcinogenic agents, is absolutely stupid to think it’s an even trade to pump your workout
unwarlikeExtortion@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Oh, nicotine is way worse. It may not harm your health directly, but addictiveness is exponentially worse.
Wikipedia: Dependence and Withdrawal: Moderately physical dependence and withdrawal symptoms may occur upon abstinence, with greater than 100 mg caffeine per day, although these symptoms last no longer than a day
Wikipedia: Nicotine withdrawal Symptoms are usually strongest for the first few days and then dissipate over 2–4 weeks (…) In a minority of smokers, cravings may persist for years.
muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee 3 months ago
I’ve heard that but how else is one supposed to get nicotine in the system? Chewing gum? Patches? Vapes? Is it soluble in a substance that’s safe to consume?
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I mean, we are talking about a crowd where steroid abuse is super common. Taking some nicotine to get a pump isn’t really anywhere near being outside the realm of an unreasonable health risk, to a large portion of this demographic.