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- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 day ago:
It’s much less fun but I think Origin (2023) is a good follow up to American Fiction
Mario Bros is an objectively bad Mario movie, but as a weird cyberpunk 90s b-movie I think it has legs
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 day ago:
The Bourne Identity 4/5 - Really solid action flick. The sounds are a little cartoony and dated but definitely holds up
Final Destination 5 4/5 - Honestly I think it’s the best in the series. It has the right mix of murder contraptions and plot contrivance. The whole “you can steal time by killing other people” kinda comes out of nowhere but it does give us a villain
Final Destination Bloodlines 3.5/5 - I’m a little surprised to hear people call this the best in the series. The premise was interesting but I feel like despite the big cast there just weren’t as many big kills. I think it got a little too bogged down in the plot and forgot we’re here for Rube Goldberg murders
Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part 1 3.5/5 - That title didn’t age well. I like it as a MI movie but it does feel like it lowers the tension from the previous ones, a likely necessity due to it being part 1. Maybe this score changes aftrf I see Final Reckoning
The Death and Life of Bobby Z 2/5 - A common criticism I have of these B movies is that there are just too many plots going on. This is another case of that, Laurence Fishburne’s character is confusingly motivated, I don’t really agree that the central concept of the movie is valid. It’s fine, but I expected better from this cast
- Comment on Official Discussion - Final Destination: Bloodlines [SPOILERS] 2 days ago:
I’m a little surprised to hear people call this the best in the series. The premise was interesting but I feel like despite the big cast there just weren’t as many big kills. I think it got a little too bogged down in the plot and forgot we’re here for Rube Goldberg murders
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 week ago:
M3GAN 3.5/5 - It’s way funnier than it has any right to be. I’m pretty excited for the sequel
The Final Destination (4) 2/5 - One of the main characters is billed as “Racist” and another is first billed as “MILF”. The cgi is also way too heavy and not very good
Clown in a Cornfield 3.5/5 - MUCH better than I expected, I expected dogshit, so pretty good was a surprise. I liked the characters, the clowns, and the plot
Looper 3.5/5 - I view time travel movies on a spectrum from Primer to Looper. Primer explains the details of time travel and has insane internal consistency whereas Looper stares down the camera and says “fuck you, don’t think about it”. Which is all to say that I liked it, it has a Christopher Nolan vibe like “the plot makes sense as long as you don’t think about it too hard”
Godzilla: King of the Monsters 3.5/5 - Godzilla fights a bunch of Kaiju. It’s pretty cool, I wish I had seen it in a theater
Terrifier 2/5 - I don’t know if this is a movie or film student’s final showing off their technical skills. There’s not really a plot, just a bunch of cheaply, but well made, practical effects in loosely connected scenes
Waterworld 1.5/5 - I had heard so much about this but had never seen it, man there is so much going on in this. I love that most of the movie is practical effects, which apparently cost a metric shitload of money. There’s just too many plots, too many scenes, too many characters, and too much that doesn’t make sense
- Comment on Did they already take the porn? 1 week ago:
It’s entirely possible there’s an issue with lemmynsfw.com that either has screwed up federation, or the majority of their content. I’m at work so I can’t investigate right now but I’d bet it’ll be fixed by the end of the day
- Comment on Official Discussion - Clown in a Cornfield [SPOILERS] 1 week ago:
Honestly this was way better than I expected. I did expect it to be horseshit, so it ultimately landed at pretty good, which still surprised me. I liked that that there was a little more going on with some of the characters than you’d expect, I liked the clown being really fucking goofy about the kills, and I liked the arc the kids went on. This was much more watchable than the name and trailer implied, also it’s 96 minutes long, which is perfect for something like this
- Comment on Nice place to shop but sometimes gets sticky 2 weeks ago:
Americans have a weird quirk with preferring “local” grocery stores but not bothering to look up who actually owns their grocery store. So the majority of “local” chains are just regional Kroger brands or in this case Food Lion is the southern equivalent of Dutch Delhaize
- Comment on When society completely transitions to cash-less, what happens when the power goes down? End of the world? 2 weeks ago:
Unironically, yes. If the “internet” were to disappear tomorrow civilized society would no longer exist. Too much had been built on an unstable jenga tower of technology. We put a lot of faith in the status quo existing despite the fact that little evidence suggests it will
- Comment on Ryan Coogler’s ‘Sinners’ Gets 70mm IMAX Re-Release 2 weeks ago:
That was really interesting, thanks for sharing
- Comment on Instant rotten milk 3 weeks ago:
You jest but there’s a carbonated Persian drink called Doogh and Milkis is a Korean drink that they remove a lot of the lactose from. It’s not a crazy concept
- Comment on Instant rotten milk 3 weeks ago:
Carbonating water creates a small amount of carbonic acid in the water and makes the whole thing slightly acidic. Usually it’s not enough to instantly curdle milk but it would certainly give off the same smell/taste as almost expired milk. This would almost certainly be very gross, even ignoring the bubbly milk part
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
It’s kinda the same thing as “selling feet pics” and “stripping to pay for school”. There’s a common belief that since men are so desperate for sex that any woman willing to do sex work will make a decent amount of money. That’s simply not the case if you actually talk to any kind of sex worker. However, America is so puritanical that most people don’t even know a sex worker, let alone have the bravery to ask them about their work
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 3 weeks ago:
Yup! I record all my movies on letterboxd so I just checked what I watched a week ago and went forward
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 4 weeks ago:
I agree with it being the weakest. I do think if they hadn’t recast Mrs. Brown and had taken the flashback from that last scene where she draws the parallels between her kids leaving and Paddington staying Peru then they could have a much more emotionally impactful film. Still I’ll take the worst Paddington movie over any Disney live action movie
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 4 weeks ago:
- Smokey and the Bandit 3.5/5: I expected this to suck but I was really blown away. Burt Reynolds is legitimately funny, Eastbound and Down is an incredible theme song, and the whole ACAB motif of the movie aged very well
- The Legend of Ochi 3/5: I saw this for mystery movie monday and spent most of the time thinking this was a mostly AI generated film. The creators insist there was no AI used in this but it does lead one to wonder why they chose the (for lack of a better term) AI-aesthetic for the whole thing. Regardless, still a weak movie even by kid standards
- Final Destination 3 2.5/5: It’s fine, there’s some nudity and bunch of teens dying violently. Not much to write home about
- True Lies 4/5: About the level of sexism I expect from a 90s movie, but still pretty entertaining and has great jokes. Arnold and Cameron are just two heavy hitters doing great work
- Sinners 4/5: I thought this looked dumb as hell in the trailers but word of mouth got to me so I decided to see it. This movie is pretty good, has good music, pacing, and manages to get you more invested in the characters than most horror movies. It’s worth seeing and I would put effort into seeing it in a packed screening because it’s great with an audience
- Final Destination 2 3/5: This is also fine. Good kills, a decent plot and I like how it ties it back to the first movie, the bus kill is fucking wild (spoilers)
- A Minecraft Movie 1.5/5: I would only recommend seeing this in a theater with a bunch of people. There’s about 5 good jokes in the movie and it really feels like there were far too many cooks in the kitchen working on this
- Comment on Morpheus Actor Laurence Fishburne Reveals He Was Turned Down for The Matrix Resurrections — So He Might Not Be Back for Matrix 5 Either - IGN 4 weeks ago:
Damn, I got caught not reading the article
- Comment on Morpheus Actor Laurence Fishburne Reveals He Was Turned Down for The Matrix Resurrections — So He Might Not Be Back for Matrix 5 Either - IGN 4 weeks ago:
Morpheus died in the Matrix mmo shortly before it ended. The Wachowskis consider the game to be cannon so there’s nothing to be done. It’s not some conspiracy against Fishburne and I don’t know why outlets refuse to include that info
- Comment on What movies have you watched this week? 1 month ago:
Princess Mononoke (4K IMAX) 4.5/5: This movie is so great and this was a beautiful restoration. What an experience
The Saint 2/5: Watched this in honor of Val Kilmer’s passing. In hindsight there may have been better choices, it really gives “Mission Impossible at home”
The Luckiest Man in America 3.5/5: I thought this was alright, I kinda wish it had gone more into how Micheal actually beat the system. It also got a little loose with the facts but whatever
Drop 1/5: This shit sucked. I saw it for Mystery Movie Monday and was initially confused why someone brought a toddler to an R rated screening. Nope, this is PG-13. This woman is the worst fucking date of all time, the waiter is an improv comedian, and the plot is nonsensical. Also the title sucks, the “Drop” basically doesn’t matter for the whole movie
- Comment on One-handed games? 1 month ago:
The Final Fantasy pixel remasters are all old school turn based RPGs that can be played one handed on the steam deck. Certainly not all 50 games but UFO 50 has a bunch of games made for a non-existent console that are all pretty simple and I would bet a lot of them can be played one handed. Both Crypt of the Necrodancer and Cadence of Hyrule are rhythm dungeon delver games that probably work one handed too, technically so would the new game Rift of the Necrodancer but that requires more skill than I have
- Comment on All 12 new Baldur’s Gate 3 subclasses explained 2 months ago:
They finally added Hexblade! Now I’m tempted to do a Hexadin cheese run
- Comment on James Cameron Teases ‘Avatar 3’ Will Be Even Longer Than ‘The Way Of Water’ 2 months ago:
I generally believe most movies should be shorter and that there’s a lot of room for addition by subtraction. That said, if a movie earns its runtime then I don’t think there’s an upper limit to how long it can be. Lawrence of Arabia is 3 hours and 45 minutes and it’s incredible, I don’t think I’d cut anything in it besides the long black intro screen which is a relic of its time. I would say justifying that run time gets exponentially harder past a certain point.
With Way of Water sitting at 3 hours and 12 minutes I do think Avatar 3 needs an intermission if it’s going to be longer. Asking people to sit and be fully engaged for 3 and a half hours is a big ask and having a chance to go to the bathroom, get snacks, stretch your legs, etc is needed for something that massive
- Comment on Ultra Gullible 2 months ago:
A pre-built tower with a disk drive and windows 7. I think you better call the Loch Ness Monster cuz you’re only getting about three fitty for that
- Comment on Requesting c/disney, current mod inactive 2 months ago:
Or maybe we don’t have to antagonize people who are trying to enjoy themselves?
- Comment on What's easier to shoot, a bow or a firearm? 2 months ago:
A firearm, easily. I’ve fired both and bows require much more strength even if it’s a compound bow. On top of that aiming an arrow is much less intuitive than using even iron sights on a gun. Not to mention you can get rounds off much faster on a bolt action gun than a bow. Additionally I think you’re probably more likely to hurt yourself with a bow by smacking your arm than with a gun, assuming you get basic training for both
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- Comment on HELP! How do I help educate my son about his body when I know nothing about boys?? 2 months ago:
Have you seen young men without good role models in their life? I have, they break things and hurt people. There are exceptions to every rule obviously, but especially in the growing toxic male culture that we have right now young men are in precarious positions. I’m a huge fucking nerd, I built my own computer in high school and was captain of the quiz bowl team. It’s still important to find positive and healthy outlets for the energy young men have. This poster specifically pointed out that they do have toxic male influences in their life already. Keeping active is never bad advice and while I may have been over emphasizing some things, it’s important to address behavior now before he starts driving, working, going out on his own, etcetera etcetera
- Comment on HELP! How do I help educate my son about his body when I know nothing about boys?? 2 months ago:
First things first, I’d suggest looking into Big Brothers, Big Sisters if you’re in America. I’ve been a part of their program and it’s a great organization dedicated to helping kids exactly like this
OK, onto real advice: it sounds like you’re a woman and one of the things you need to address early with young men is respect. He will become significantly stronger than you very soon. He will have a ton of hormones pumping through his body. He is going to become dangerous to himself and others. He will be curious about how strong he is. You have to make sure he explores that safety. This is something all men go through and it’s important to have a good foundation or he can start spiraling down bad paths. You need to police his internet usage, his friends, and his role models or he could very easily start sliding into anti-women and abusive views
If he’s not enrolled in any sort of physical activity I would encourage you to find one. He’s going to have basically unlimited energy and channeling that into sports is usually better than the alternatives. That’s also tricky because you need to pay attention to the leadership of those activities to ensure that they are good influences
Now the fun stuff: he is going to be hungry for the next 5 years. If you haven’t grown up with boys it’s hard to understand but he can eat 6000 calories in a day and barely notice. My family used to order 2 pizzas when I was a teen, I would eat an entire one and they would eat the other. I’m not exaggerating when I say my average food in a day was a full continental breakfast, 2 deli sandwiches, chips, a dessert and a soda for lunch, an after school snack (usually leftovers), a large dinner, and dessert. I’m not a fat guy, nor was I in school. You will likely think at some point “he can’t possibly be eating that much food” and I assure you that he can
Ultimately what is important is that you have to build a good moral foundation for him. You will lose the ability to control him and when that happens all of the work you’ve done raising him will reflect in the way he acts
- Comment on Liquid Death Quietly Adds Stevia to Tea Drinks 2 months ago:
Are they? These seem to be completely different products to me. One has caffeine and artificial sugar whereas the other has neither. I’d have a hard time believing these are the same products and not just similar ones with confusing names
- Comment on How did people end-up agreeing on the name of rivers/mountains and seas ? 3 months ago:
This video talks about a US agency that’s responsible for doing exactly that
- Comment on Plot devices IRL 3 months ago: