Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t velociraptors have xray vision though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety smth smth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolute Faith in the backup cam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit. Why do even the good dog stories have sad endings. Every damn time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golf Cartification of My City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Not in my part of town, but I have seen this in neighborhoods in my city as well and it’s awful. Its a recreational activity to drive drunk on local residential roads often with no real destination in mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fool, that’s a Nathan’s hot dog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried “fix a flat” ? Sometimes it takes a couple of cans per tire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but you have to use it as a suppository

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t the activists leading with this?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask him… From a distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am proud.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve never shat yourself??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of bar⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Standard Canadian joint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun fact⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if IKEA is on cruise ships now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomers: “does that even happen anymore”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least how to run DOOM on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They even got their own island⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Was a loser, was fucking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The struggle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I feel like maybe someone that is that flexible might not need a poo stool?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does the shopping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She’s just pissed about the microplastics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you i'm closing my eyes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When this happens search for “goatse” you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? That’s sus. Seems more likely you just posted an older version and the newer one is a modified version OP posted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US the majority of recycling isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then put some fingerprints or a butt print on it. If you’ve never left a butt print on a window you probably aren’t doing the right drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every 467 hours a shadowy figure peeks it’s head into the corner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s worse than ever. Once you work your way up to being able to say anything - BAN! It’s more of an echo chamber than ever before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is special⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, what was it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this definitely what those devs are asking for? Sure this isn’t just cutting them twice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.