Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck you i'm closing my eyes⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  When this happens search for “goatse” you should be see it even after your eyes are closed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Horny🧠⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? That’s sus. Seems more likely you just posted an older version and the newer one is a modified version OP posted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm doing my part!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US the majority of recycling isn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Then put some fingerprints or a butt print on it. If you’ve never left a butt print on a window you probably aren’t doing the right drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the cave⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Every 467 hours a shadowy figure peeks it’s head into the corner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reddit bought a giant ad in Paris, urging young french people to create an account⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s worse than ever. Once you work your way up to being able to say anything - BAN! It’s more of an echo chamber than ever before.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is special⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, what was it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pop it in your calendars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this definitely what those devs are asking for? Sure this isn’t just cutting them twice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Barbers HATE this one simple trick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably not as good as being bald, but you’ll probably save at least a few billion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon does some online shopping⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sad part about this is it’s not comic hyperbole. It’s just literally an average online experience.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t think hospital ceos pray?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viewers like you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is arch woke?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Viewers like you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, I really want to hear star trek reading guy sing this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mumbai, ID⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are better off bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the lazy hippie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Impressive. Most of us get palate fatigue around 20 or so. Would imagine your BAL would still be legally fine, but everyone has different tolerance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ATV enthusiasts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let people enjoy things 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You really don’t need to swallow at a wine tasting. In fact you’ll be able to taste a lot more without starting to affect your judgment if you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young men are 'playing videogames all day' instead of getting jobs because they can mooch off of free healthcare, claims congressman⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I must have been playing too many video games cuz I totally missed out on the free Healthcare. Can I still get some of that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds love⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The prophecy is real? The one who’s colon that neither coffee nor the tacos of bell can touch? I am at your service - and will follow you towards your great destiny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, that kind of regularity sounds admirable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Kings Protest, USA, 2025⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Far more impressive than the military parade.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Until this post I didn’t know this was a thing. I thought I just had a weird bathroom kink or something, but I’ve had lots of dreams with bathrooms very similar to this. Had no idea this was a shared experience.

  I also often end up peeing on something in the weird bathroom and the suddenly realizing that the thing I’m peeing on is not supposed to be peed upon and feel awful about it, and sometimes someone comes in and sees me peeing on the part I wasnt supposed to be peeing on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Supreme Leader⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give that man a Teslar sticker already!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's the dream⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I couldn’t do fries as a delivery / takeout food until air fryer. They always arrive kind of soggy. Now as soon as I get them I put them in and bring them back to full glory.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Senator Alex Padilla forcefully removed and handcuffed after questioning Kristi Noem at press conference in LA⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does he still think this is some sort of democracy with this question stuff?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple solution, really⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My pour over Honduras honey process actually brought me joy throughout my day today. There was nothing sad about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah, that’s an interesting take. I think it depends on how much you believe dreams represent our subconscious. I believe there is a lot of randomness in dreams and that who you are in dreams is not necessarily who you are. However, you can definitely choose how to frame your recalled dreams in waking life and that’s what I was suggesting.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a dream⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t sound like a loser. Sounds like someone that just needs to ask again tomorrow and maybe moods will be more aligned.