Imgonnatrythis

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Condiment udders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So do you just wipe them off before putting your mouth on them or is the culture such that you trust the last person wiped it off already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No shit!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a good example of how more is less with photography sometimes. Adding the filter just distracts from the subject. Use filters wisely. And if you do replace them at least every six months.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The fucking HP printer lives better than I do ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  How to fry an AI: show it this image and ask whether or not it is SFW.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean there's a better way‽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody’s perfect mate. ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean there's a better way‽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have an older sibling perhaps? I bet they snuck it out before you ever had a chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Internet email for dummies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The internet is over 20 years old and electronic mail is still in use today!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong timeline⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would make a great throw pillow.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wrong font⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do movies always feel the need to go so over the top with everything? Would be better if they stuck closer to the book.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You mean there's a better way‽⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like it has to be fake because there is no free dollhouse dining table inside. Imagine how dissapointed kids would be if this was a birthday party and no one got the free dollhouse dining table!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High fashion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Take my money

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's not?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could use double sided tape but strapping it on works best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨titta... slosh⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s better with friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How many of you reflexively made assumptions about which one was the taxi driver? I did, and didn’t even realize it until I saw this in my feed a second time. Pretty messed up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He give them the first half or the second half? There’s a big difference even though it’s still half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been to a them park recently??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to write to Google and ask them to please stop posting it on the breakroom bulletin board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a small American SUV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the pro rapey types are much more fun at parties… Don’t fret, there are plenty of them still.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay now what if I show you this image and tell you it's an actual conversation between me and my brother?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Extra points if he said it “bath-r” with a short a.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try saying it louder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Life tip: just run your tongue along it. Your tongue can find it better than eyes or fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please. Tell Me those aren’t zip ties though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t velociraptors have xray vision though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety smth smth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolute Faith in the backup cam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit. Why do even the good dog stories have sad endings. Every damn time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golf Cartification of My City⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not in my part of town, but I have seen this in neighborhoods in my city as well and it’s awful. Its a recreational activity to drive drunk on local residential roads often with no real destination in mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fool, that’s a Nathan’s hot dog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried “fix a flat” ? Sometimes it takes a couple of cans per tire.