Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone give me money so I can find out⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, is Instagram cool with that now? Asking for a friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump tells Canadians to Elect the guy who'll make them the 51st State of US [Canadian elections today]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he that dumb or does he just want the other guy to win? I’m pretty sure even he knows that this bullshit is why the other guy now has a chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Modern problems require modern solutions...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What were you thinking?! You need to give them the illusion of choice not actual choice! Next time make it either you or you dressed up like a bagel. We must learn from our mistakes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the important questions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I am a rarity these days for being pro-science. Nonetheless, there are certain dark truths in this world that the light of scientific inquiry should never shine upon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Doesn't look like anything to me.*⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa. Mind blown. Does it stand for Anus Intelligence after all?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mild vandalism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s got 1000, hard to imagine some couldn’t be used for God’s work

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I snapped you back in time 650 years right this very second, how would you use your current knowledge to succeed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you buddy, I’m barely getting by with modern medicine, you just ended me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To whom it may concern⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Basically the same thing they do when they send these things in unmarked envelopes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Walkies?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Their joy is so great, its a gift that we get to share a little bit of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Circle of iLife⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t the headphones already do that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can't stop won't stop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we sure they didn’t die out 5 times too and more just got dropped off from the horseshoe crab planet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NGL, I learned some things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Really? Felt like Google jumped the shark quite awhile before this even started.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Academy officially announces new Oscar category for stunts⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first person to receive this damn well be on fire when they grab that statue or I will be gravely dissapointed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's normal, right?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a great day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you just mean or do you have a personality disorder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Purposefully going out of your way to build relationships with people with personality disorders will make your life more difficult than life already is. Surround yourself with positive people and relative mental wellness whenever possible. I’m not advocatimg for actively shunning anyone. We all have choices to make about relationships. This recommendation comes from experience. Do what you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s your solution? Please share

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John Oliver faces defamation lawsuit from US healthcare medical director⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s true medical danger, and then there’s the humanity part of this. Both piss me off to hear this, but the latter really gets me. There’s something very dark about the care falling out of Healthcare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may have too many computers⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But why is the primary real-estate for minimal neck strain dominated by a PC case rather than a monitor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amateur hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say thanks⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antony Starr is glad ‘The Boys’ is ending: “I don’t like seeing things outstay their welcome”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All for it. I rarely find a show beyond sitcom type comedies that isn’t dissapointing by season 4. 3 seasons of a good show keeps me simultaneously wanting more but also secretly glad that that’s how I’m left feeling. Feel the same way with a really good course at a restaurant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:'(⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every damn time. 2days is toodamn short though. I’d prefer to feel guilty for 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just wanna live⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Roughly 31 degrees centimeters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just wanna live⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, they have the arms but they don’t have the cards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blobfish⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s Ted Cruz’s excuse for looking like figure A?