Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨titta... slosh⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s better with friends.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How many of you reflexively made assumptions about which one was the taxi driver? I did, and didn’t even realize it until I saw this in my feed a second time. Pretty messed up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He give them the first half or the second half? There’s a big difference even though it’s still half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reach out⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you been to a them park recently??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to write to Google and ask them to please stop posting it on the breakroom bulletin board.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Or a small American SUV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simpler times?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the pro rapey types are much more fun at parties… Don’t fret, there are plenty of them still.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Okay now what if I show you this image and tell you it's an actual conversation between me and my brother?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Extra points if he said it “bath-r” with a short a.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it slowly.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try saying it louder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Life tip: just run your tongue along it. Your tongue can find it better than eyes or fingers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Please. Tell Me those aren’t zip ties though!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t velociraptors have xray vision though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safety smth smth⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolute Faith in the backup cam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Or in 2025. Looking at you, Florida.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit. Why do even the good dog stories have sad endings. Every damn time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Golf Cartification of My City⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not in my part of town, but I have seen this in neighborhoods in my city as well and it’s awful. Its a recreational activity to drive drunk on local residential roads often with no real destination in mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Like a heart⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do some guys think that they have two balls but girls just have one vagina?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Metal⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fool, that’s a Nathan’s hot dog!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a little bit more⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you tried “fix a flat” ? Sometimes it takes a couple of cans per tire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes. Any empty clothes are yours to see inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No brainer⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but you have to use it as a suppository

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frick⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why aren’t the activists leading with this?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask him… From a distance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨monthly challenge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Just August? If I was organized enough to have a daily planner this is pretty much every page.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am proud.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve never shat yourself??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly a 1984 moment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kind of bar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Standard Canadian joint.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fun fact⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t be surprised if IKEA is on cruise ships now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fusion⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomers: “does that even happen anymore”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least how to run DOOM on it.