Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Date artsy girl⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I understand that his work makes me feel both mystified, curious, and and a little scared ; that maybe there is some hint of magic in the world and it is dark but alluring.

  If someone else appreciates these feelings and wants to share them with me, hell yeah, let’s get together.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  American child size.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The line cook quietly handed me this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t abuse the loss leader.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just have your wedding event near a flock camera and invite the local police chief. Ask if he can download the pics for you after a few drinks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will sell you an nft of one for $2000

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is why I only drink energy drinks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨business is business⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not what she was talking about though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I believe him, mine tried to wink right back at me once.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I swear I a saw a guy go out on icy stairs naked and slip but no one believes me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨google's getting pissy about using their shit while logged out⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon; “Or click here and we will stop bugging you for this and use you ip, mouse movement behaviors, scroll lag time and recent cookie history to identify you without having to even log in!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For hire⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I tired this and it’s disappointing. It’s only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you’re going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YUM⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Always splurge for moist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everytime 🤧⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I started doing this with pizza toppings and yeah it works for lots of other foods too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yep⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What happens when running Claude agent on your system and trying to listen to a BLUR album

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take A Picture, It'll Last Longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they didn’t pay and just put it up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Have a friend with one print you one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨California just passed a law forcing mandatory DRM in 3D printers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love them but they make me cry so this checks out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need an adult⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s weird, I would have thought you’d call them morado in Spanish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MeIRL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But then you’ll have tk wash a spoon and an apron

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure. Treat them the same way. If you don’t VM it’s probably not important enough for me to call back. I’ll Call you back when I’m driving, its a great time to talk. Also, you’re not going to call me about as dumb as a thing as you are going to txt me. The threshold to interact this way is much higher, it’s a natural BS screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My bad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I delay texts both reading and responding to not be a slave to my phone or to your whims. I don’t owe you immediate gratification. Texts are really disruptive. About 40% of the time that thing you asked me that I didn’t respond to you about took care of itself or you figured it out yourself and are maybe better for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨onions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Agree. Excellent flavor. Gawdawful texture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Will try it on the smoke alarms in my apartment, I hate it when those things beep.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take cover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this an actual option?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. You are like a dark comic book superhero. Like the punisher but for electronics. “The Muter” sound good to you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I do this every time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Vibe waving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disc drive needed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that even legal??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rate My New Gaming Chair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Show us a Pic with the rainbow lights turned on plz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washed up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried that one. 30minutes my ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Certified post about shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A taco bell regular eh?