Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Academy officially announces new Oscar category for stunts⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The first person to receive this damn well be on fire when they grab that statue or I will be gravely dissapointed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's normal, right?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a great day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you just mean or do you have a personality disorder?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Purposefully going out of your way to build relationships with people with personality disorders will make your life more difficult than life already is. Surround yourself with positive people and relative mental wellness whenever possible. I’m not advocatimg for actively shunning anyone. We all have choices to make about relationships. This recommendation comes from experience. Do what you will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s your solution? Please share

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨community work is revolutionary⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All good advice except the personality disorder one. That my friend is going to be the one you are going to regret. Be safe out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨John Oliver faces defamation lawsuit from US healthcare medical director⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s true medical danger, and then there’s the humanity part of this. Both piss me off to hear this, but the latter really gets me. There’s something very dark about the care falling out of Healthcare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I may have too many computers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But why is the primary real-estate for minimal neck strain dominated by a PC case rather than a monitor?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amateur hour.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clean butt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll never understand where the term “blowing hot air up my ass” as if it was a pleasurable thing came from. I find it to be foul, but turning my bidet blower down to the coolest breeze is refreshing AF.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say thanks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice how his tie strategically covers up his couch boner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Antony Starr is glad ‘The Boys’ is ending: “I don’t like seeing things outstay their welcome”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All for it. I rarely find a show beyond sitcom type comedies that isn’t dissapointing by season 4. 3 seasons of a good show keeps me simultaneously wanting more but also secretly glad that that’s how I’m left feeling. Feel the same way with a really good course at a restaurant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨:'(⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every damn time. 2days is toodamn short though. I’d prefer to feel guilty for 3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just wanna live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Roughly 31 degrees centimeters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just wanna live⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Seriously, they have the arms but they don’t have the cards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tired of dating apps?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blobfish⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what’s Ted Cruz’s excuse for looking like figure A?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He got paid in whoopass. If he had graduated the 5th grade he would have known better, but at least he learned something today.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  May she live to 132.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They know I'm not cool, I know I'm not cool. Cool.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just relative. Most mammals don’t pay rent, taxes, or have to deal with the TSA. Once you do those things, spicy plant chemicals become a frivolous game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Pi Day!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure just post a link to your astrophysics accomplishments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs help to solve the mystery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And then what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs help to solve the mystery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People aren’t buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don’t imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a baby? Use this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as people are criticizing the proposed changes to this concept in the US, yes, this is true. In many countries that are arguably more free and democratic than the US even, this is not the way citizenship works and the post comes off as uninformed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Low Budget Terminator⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I doubt it, that wouldn’t be low budget. I’m betting it’s a real actual sausage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This fucking bot is still out there messaging⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming all of you are 35-55 year old obese guys with beards living in your parents’ basement kept me safe as a teen and I’m sticking with it now too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tetrapods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe to you there is. I’ve never met one that is worthy of the name cheese.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🪨 Rock on 🪨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At least the feller got to get outside and breathe some fresh moutain air.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop touching your stuff!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck you. I’m waiting for the shuttle anyway.