Imgonnatrythis
@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Tired of dating apps? 2 days ago:
Meh, weak sauce. I’d settle for part time.
- Comment on Blobfish 3 days ago:
So what’s Ted Cruz’s excuse for looking like figure A?
- Comment on Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations. 3 days ago:
He got paid in whoopass. If he had graduated the 5th grade he would have known better, but at least he learned something today.
- Comment on Trump supporter Rick Fuze was arrested in CA for using a stun gun on peaceful protesters outside a Tesla dealership. The woman kicking this guy’s ass is a retired professor with 16,000 citations. 3 days ago:
May she live to 132.
- Comment on They know I'm not cool, I know I'm not cool. Cool. 6 days ago:
Just drive with your Debian hat on. Nothing oozes cool like a distro cap.
- Comment on pain plant 6 days ago:
It’s just relative. Most mammals don’t pay rent, taxes, or have to deal with the TSA. Once you do those things, spicy plant chemicals become a frivolous game.
- Comment on Happy Pi Day!! 1 week ago:
Sure just post a link to your astrophysics accomplishments.
- Comment on Anon needs help to solve the mystery 2 weeks ago:
And then what?
- Comment on Anon needs help to solve the mystery 2 weeks ago:
People aren’t buying all those butt plugs for decoration. People fall asleep. I don’t imagine many people sleep with them on purpose, but certaintly possible to pass out with a butt plug in place.
- Comment on Having a baby? Use this one weird trick! 2 weeks ago:
As much as people are criticizing the proposed changes to this concept in the US, yes, this is true. In many countries that are arguably more free and democratic than the US even, this is not the way citizenship works and the post comes off as uninformed.
- Comment on Low Budget Terminator 3 weeks ago:
I doubt it, that wouldn’t be low budget. I’m betting it’s a real actual sausage.
- Comment on This fucking bot is still out there messaging 3 weeks ago:
Assuming all of you are 35-55 year old obese guys with beards living in your parents’ basement kept me safe as a teen and I’m sticking with it now too.
- Comment on tetrapods 3 weeks ago:
Maybe to you there is. I’ve never met one that is worthy of the name cheese.
- Comment on 🪨 Rock on 🪨 4 weeks ago:
At least the feller got to get outside and breathe some fresh moutain air.
- Comment on Stop touching your stuff! 4 weeks ago:
Fuck you. I’m waiting for the shuttle anyway.
- Comment on BRASSICAS 4 weeks ago:
This is news to me, but I was always kind of onto cauliflower just being albino broccoli, so not too surprised there.
- Comment on I love the future. 4 weeks ago:
I’m feeling kind of ok with people that believe vaccines magnetize their blood spending their money on this.
- Comment on I love the future. 4 weeks ago:
Were you assuming these people understood even the basics of what a vaccine is?
- Comment on You must be doing something right 4 weeks ago:
You must be doing something right.
- Comment on Live fast 5 weeks ago:
Don’t be weird dude.
- Comment on Xenon 5 weeks ago:
Either way, as long as I get to drink my lightly processed urine through a special straw in my jumpsuit, dammit I’m in.
- Comment on I miss myspace 5 weeks ago:
Back when the internet was just cat videos it was all upvotes always.
- Comment on Those pesky immigrants! 5 weeks ago:
Platter. Looks fancy but you know it’s just a gourmet version of cats and dogs.
- Comment on Eaten’ on the roof 1 month ago:
More likely sleep deprivation. This place pulls for that. Not sleeping is my regretful jam.
- Comment on Eaten’ on the roof 1 month ago:
I think I might not.
- Comment on Sorry 1 month ago:
Seems like someone worth getting to know better.
- Comment on Anon achieves optimal testosterone 1 month ago:
If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don’t even need to work out.
- Comment on Aerodynamic Improvements 1 month ago:
No truck nuts? Seems unpatriotic.
- Comment on Aerodynamic Improvements 1 month ago:
The dems can turn them off
- Comment on This is getting bad. Like, really really bad. 1 month ago:
Started out thinking this was a motivational metaphor, but then it kind of looked like your answer for the woes of the world is personal fitness? Do you, like own a gym or something?