Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There's plenty to go around⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Meanwhile some billionaire is having a whole cob right now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You also get your ass eaten because he loves you. Ass eating dreams are the best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  If you no one celebrates your death you’ve lived too compromised a life. If your death inspires a shitpost meme you really fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Ol' Switcheroo⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the parades don’t start until 0900 EST so you’re good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨works every time⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Would post this up around work as a PSA but what’s with the subliminal message?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nigerian priest tries to part the sea like Mozes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He shouldn’t give up. Probably took mozes a few tries. History books often skip over those kind of details.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't touch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The urge to stomp is strong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does it mean anything now? Still a super practical way to get different looks without a big wardrobe through the power of permutation. Also layering produces an air gap that makes this nearly as warm as a sweater and the outer layer rarely needs to be washed. Wore it because I liked music, kept it because I didn’t want to buy a lot of new clothes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lomg Sleeve T-Shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a tshirt but the sleeves go all the way to the wrists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Indie dev defends criticism of Steam refund abuse amid review bombing of his game: 'It's wrong to refund a game after having fun with it and completing it'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly that game looks pretty fun, especially as a two player game. Just keep it after you beat it and play it with someone else. Or play it again at varying levels of inebriation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please...just go....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And if they have a Toto I’m inviting myself over just to poop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yankee Doodle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why pop tart have legs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨national anthem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I find real life depressing enough, after seeing a few episodes of seasons one and 2, I’ll pass thanks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flying with Ryanair⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally an airline that understands my claustrophobia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*decline*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “yes unless it involves beer”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those Beans⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only buy beans by the ass load.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heron⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine getting heroned and not even hearing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For this sort of thing I’m not sure it matters. You either give a shit about this or it doesn’t even reach your attention. I’ve seen people raised by meticulous engineers that do this kind of crap. It drives those of us that care absolutely nutty as it would literally take effort for us to do something like this so we assume it’s done to piss us off but it usually is just something that some people don’t attend to at all. In their mind it’s just pizza in fridge, done, next thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Guess what's in my ass!"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicious⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I don’t have the self control to avoid pizza rolls, I sure as hell don’t have the control to wait for them to cool down. It’s a catch 22.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pino's Craporia⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe worth it if it made your shit smell better though?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pls be patient with me⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because then it’s an ad

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I pee⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I know all about the shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single player games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Multi-player is fun at a good old fashioned Lan party and not much more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Single player games⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not supposed to leave! Subscribe to the Steam iv nutrition service and stay focused!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The agenda⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude. This only happens when iOS detects gay porn on your phone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Using conservative logic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want it to slap me across the face⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Imma go eat sum

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can I skip the exercise part?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before or after you cut their face off?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨can I skip the exercise part?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I stopped reading after the 8+ hours of sleep part.