Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live fast⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be weird dude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Xenon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way, as long as I get to drink my lightly processed urine through a special straw in my jumpsuit, dammit I’m in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss myspace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when the internet was just cat videos it was all upvotes always.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those pesky immigrants!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Platter. Looks fancy but you know it’s just a gourmet version of cats and dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eaten’ on the roof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More likely sleep deprivation. This place pulls for that. Not sleeping is my regretful jam.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eaten’ on the roof⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think I might not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems like someone worth getting to know better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon achieves optimal testosterone⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you just smoke two (for the health benefits) you don’t even need to work out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerodynamic Improvements⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No truck nuts? Seems unpatriotic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aerodynamic Improvements⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The dems can turn them off

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is getting bad. Like, really really bad.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Started out thinking this was a motivational metaphor, but then it kind of looked like your answer for the woes of the world is personal fitness? Do you, like own a gym or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe you should feed them less.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sorry sir but your dog is a cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Honest Opinion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve also seen boobies that were not flagged NSFW. I didn’t throw my hands up and just delete my NSFW filter though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you shop by unit prices, double check the math!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How are you going to pass on one called great value? Would be like buying something that doesn’t have the word best in it when another product does. I’m not dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People referring to this as “mildly” infuriating is what has us in this mess in the first place. What does it take to get you all actually pissed the fuck off!!? 2025 should have you absolutely livid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disappointed. Immeasurably.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Son. There is nothing better than eating raw meat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please give balls the appreciation they deserve⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s sexist AF. Just because I’m constantly giving my buddy’s balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn’t mean I’m gay. That’s the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman’s belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh boy 3am⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly lo-fi art?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  First time I’ve ever wanted something from McDonald’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great news everybody link inside⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmhmmm! Gonna get me sum of Dat HS&L yaaah doggie! Real Freedom is all about being a racist hate filled shit head and not holding back!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's absolutely true.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dylan is my new soulmate.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awkward⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Try it without them there, it goes a lot smoother I’ve found.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is an unstoppable force⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Google it bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is an unstoppable force⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as I dislike not having savings and something to hand down, this generational wealth crap is a big part of the inequality we are living in now. The more this is normalized the harder it makes it for anyone that doesn’t have it to succeed. As someone that doesn’t have it I’d personally like to see society bend toward making things more accessible for those without the silver spoons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they paying you or something??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Posting this as infuriating seems grossly entitled. Many of us in these younger generations won’t have excess to give to the next generation, why should we feel that is owed to us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Um ok… Then why is ass singular?