Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking pngs, how do they work?⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced it’s mostly one or two jerks with time on their hands doing this for the lulz. Seems like the search engines should be able to identify if there is a transparent layer or not and indicate this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Femality is stored in the nipples⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw a boob once as a child and I still go to therapy three times a month.

  To be clear though, it has nothing to do with me seeing that boob, that would be ridiculous. If society thinks people need to be protected from boobs, it’s society that needs therapy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't be rude⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been in relationships like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Take it out of the jan 6th treasoner slush fund?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always with the hidden fees.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Some well-intended lawyer needs to take this on pro Bono. This could be the case that defines your career!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where would you put them monkey genius?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Engine auto-off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that’s true anymore with modern engines. It’s my understanding that the on / off strain is no longer a limiting factor on engine wear and that the emissions and fuel saving benefits may be mild but are real from a net efficiency standpoint. While emissions savings are probably the greatest, I’m using this primarily to save anything I can with wartime gas prices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Engine auto-off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I haven’t seen one where this can’t be disabled as a setting. Assume you’ve checked? If not imagine someone has found a hack for this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Admittedly that’s the best I’ve seen as far as data. TbF, not exactly a “ton of research”. As alluded to in the meme, my dentist always seems to think they can tell at least roughly how well I’m flossing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aha!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoa. Citations on this? I rememberJeff Donn did an expose on this released by the AP in 2016 and it turns out that there really wasn’t good quality data in flossing at all. Has this changed since then?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Load me up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thx, this just made me feel bad about myself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most things are if you ask them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah as long as you wear the garment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They be chompin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fried scrub daddies?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨indoor mushroom farming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Challenge: try walking to the end of that hallway without getting at least a demi-chub.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only we knew the power at our disposal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Never stopped to ask if we should.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just hanging with the boys⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They really look like they have a direct view into the kitchen and like you are an amateur sushi chef.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feather coat!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet but hopefully soon because penguin coats are really expensive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feather coat!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet the locals will give you looks coming all the way to Antarctica to put thermocouples up penguin butts, but hey, science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely swim faster.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rotund⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stroke help is on the way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ride of a lifetime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s just getting started, don’t goose shame him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The ride of a lifetime⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Geese shit a lot but even a large farm would produce way less shit than Microsoft.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you screw up, they can fuck you over instantly. If they screw up, you get to go through customer service hell for a hour to get them to fix it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the idea of that but in this subscription based life it’s just so many to keep track of and time is an extremely limited resource for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you screw up, they can fuck you over instantly. If they screw up, you get to go through customer service hell for a hour to get them to fix it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This hits home today. Just got charged double for a gym membership out of the blue (getting charged even once is bad enough since I don’t really use it). Weekend, no one can help. Money is already gone from my account. Busy AF during working hours this week, but add this on to shit I need to take care of. I’ll also point out that this is a place where businesses will now let me talk to their AI for 20min of complete nonproductivity, but I can’t arm myself with an Ai to take my side because I’m never going to give one access to my credit card info to be able to even discuss this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally a shitpost.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought she was the “shitty girl”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meta⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kept trying to figure out how it might be. I’m still left feeling it’s referencing something I don’t understand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Survey says⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this study was in US it would be at least 30%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨20% of the time it works 100% of the time.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here I am solving problems for 90s at a time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starting a new side hustle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For my gender they are considered quite big. You shan’t charge me full price.