Imgonnatrythis

@Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please give balls the appreciation they deserve⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s sexist AF. Just because I’m constantly giving my buddy’s balls a little caress and sometimes a little kiss doesn’t mean I’m gay. That’s the same as saying that when women touch a pregnant woman’s belly / uterus that they are gay - are you suggesting they are all gay??!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh boy 3am⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly lo-fi art?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Holidays!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First time I’ve ever wanted something from McDonald’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨great news everybody link inside⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmhmmm! Gonna get me sum of Dat HS&L yaaah doggie! Real Freedom is all about being a racist hate filled shit head and not holding back!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's absolutely true.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he even supposed to be using this so soon after his rat penis transplant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dylan is my new soulmate.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Awkward⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Try it without them there, it goes a lot smoother I’ve found.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is an unstoppable force⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Google it bro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time is an unstoppable force⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good thing you got in ahead of 1998 then!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As much as I dislike not having savings and something to hand down, this generational wealth crap is a big part of the inequality we are living in now. The more this is normalized the harder it makes it for anyone that doesn’t have it to succeed. As someone that doesn’t have it I’d personally like to see society bend toward making things more accessible for those without the silver spoons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they paying you or something??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm pretty sure all of us have given up on any boomer giving us anything anyway⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Posting this as infuriating seems grossly entitled. Many of us in these younger generations won’t have excess to give to the next generation, why should we feel that is owed to us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨master manipulators⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um ok… Then why is ass singular?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone else ever heard someone refer to it as “Denna”? I did once and I just let it go. I wanted to see if it catches on in the wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure that first one is plural?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This makes way more sense than RNA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The season of giving⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because he likes Brocollli on it and not many people do? 100% seems like high odds though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The torque better not be too strong with this one⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Curious how “really like bolts. And bearings!” is working out on your Tindr profile?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨neotropical cockroaches⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  still gross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where's my damn plume⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I also have a thing for short guys in glasses!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t call them homicidal maniacs. Most gun owners in the US are under educated hateful bigots because most people in the US are. The only convincing stats on what I was talking about would be percentage of gun owners that experienced a home instrusion, had access to a firearm during the intrusion, and did or did not discharge the firearm. I wasn’t able to locate such data but this would be interesting. American gun owner’s don’t need positive assumptions being made about them in the absence of data.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, sorry mate. I’d say your stats are wrong. I think the majority of gun owners in US are hateful idiots that would love to shoot someone - preferably a Mexican. There’s no great way to prove this, but it would be foolish to give Americans any benefit of the doubt that leans toward responsibility when stupidity clearly prevails. You might not be a shithead, and perhaps all gun owners are not, but I think the majority of gun owners are. Your Vegan analogy will hold water when the Vegans overwhelming vote for a convicted criminal nitwit platforming on hate and vengeance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨♥️♥️♥️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you challenging me?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I prefer alpha male hydrocarbons⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This explains those recent thoughts…

  If clean energy produces unclean thoughts, is it really clean energy? Just sayin’

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless, of course, this kid has access to television.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Intruder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And ruin every American gun owner’s wet dream?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life goal: accomplished⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh like you’ve never…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bird Bath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this for like a seniors club? Don’t feel like this is really very feasible unless you are over 50.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨brains!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  America thanks you for your service.