Anon finds love

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sounds like 23andme did you a solid.

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• devilish666@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s good to swear off the internet first thing on the weekend. Now we can go back to living our lives.

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• Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This person is real and legitimately mentally unwell. I found them like seven months ago on Twitter when I used to use it.

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Plot twist: the “sister” is actually just one of his schizo personalities and he’s just jerking off

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    • saimen@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Even though it’s often confused schizophrenia is not about having multiple personalties. That’s a completely distinct and way much rarer mental disorder. Schizophrenia is mainly about having hallucination (most commonly auditory) and fixed false believes (delusions).

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    • shneancy@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      schizo affective disorders ≠ disassociative identity disorders (previously known as multiple personality disorder)

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    • Zetta@mander.xyz ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Totally plausible idea

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  • crusa187@lemmy.ml ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Omega OOF

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• halvar@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  downvoted because i dont want anyone else to see this

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Your boos me nothing to me. I’ve seen what makes you cheer

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    • SARGE@startrek.website ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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      Luigi x Toad romcom fanfics are art thank you very much.

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  • Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    They knew what they were getting into coming here.

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  • mobotsar@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Shouldn’t have commented then

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• fckreddit@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  First of all: What the fuck.

  Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK!! Finally: This feels fake af.

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  That last sentence kills me. “The big, dumb corporation was in our bedroom, holding a gun to our head! They made us bang!”

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• Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Honest mistake

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  • KingJalopy@lemm.ee ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Def. Happens to the worst of us.

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• daggermoon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fake and gay

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• peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn’t still live at home with their parents. And if they do they’re going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.

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  • TheLowestStone@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You can also yell it’s fake because it’s from 4chan.

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    • peoplebeproblems@midwest.social ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yes but I can’t figure out the and gay part

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• njm1314@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s amazing how calling the company and double checking wasn’t step one.

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Step 1 fuck your sister Step 2 Sue 23 and me Step 3 ??? Step 4 profit?

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• festnt@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  fake: anon had sex

  gay: anon’s sister is actually just an imaginary friend and he was just masturbaring (touching a dick, which is gay)

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• tux0r@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You can’t deny love!

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company

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  • StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Aren’t they already shutting down?

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No they found a buyer. So now they have all the DNA, yay

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• brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.

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• Jedikkeneus@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How would they know he got someone else’s results just via one phone call?

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