Anon finds love
Submitted 1 month ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Zetta@mander.xyz 1 month ago
errer@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Plot twist: the “sister” is actually just one of his schizo personalities and he’s just jerking off
saimen@feddit.org 1 month ago
Even though it’s often confused schizophrenia is not about having multiple personalties. That’s a completely distinct and way much rarer mental disorder. Schizophrenia is mainly about having hallucination (most commonly auditory) and fixed false believes (delusions).
shneancy@lemmy.world 1 month ago
schizo affective disorders ≠ disassociative identity disorders (previously known as multiple personality disorder)
WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
DID is a much different disorder and doesn’t work like that.
crusa187@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
Omega OOF
halvar@lemy.lol 1 month ago
downvoted because i dont want anyone else to see this
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Your boos me nothing to me. I’ve seen what makes you cheer
SARGE@startrek.website 1 month ago
Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They knew what they were getting into coming here.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Upvoted because I can’t be the last to hold the burden of reading this. I just fucking can’t, man.
mobotsar@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Shouldn’t have commented then
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That last sentence kills me. “The big, dumb corporation was in our bedroom, holding a gun to our head! They made us bang!”
Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Honest mistake
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Def. Happens to the worst of us.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
Ok, so, obviously fake, because anyone getting 23andMe probably doesn’t still live at home with their parents. And if they do they’re going to have enough similarities to know they are related somehow. Also why are they fucking when their mom can walk in midorgasm? Parents would know long before a few months pass.
TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can also yell it’s fake because it’s from 4chan.
peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 1 month ago
Yes but I can’t figure out the and gay part
fckreddit@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
First of all: What the fuck.
Secondly: WHAT THE FUCK!! Finally: This feels fake af.
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
fake: anon had sex
gay: anon’s sister is actually just an imaginary friend and he was just masturbaring (touching a dick, which is gay)
njm1314@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s amazing how calling the company and double checking wasn’t step one.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Step 1 fuck your sister Step 2 Sue 23 and me Step 3 ??? Step 4 profit?
Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Sounds like 23andme did you a solid.
tux0r@feddit.org 1 month ago
You can’t deny love!
brotundspiele@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What would you sue for? Just move to West Virginia with your sister and be happy. Maybe you could sue 23andme to pay for the moving truck.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Would be great if this was the thing that finally buried that monster of a company
StarvingMartist@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Aren’t they already shutting down?
echodot@feddit.uk 1 month ago
No they found a buyer. So now they have all the DNA, yay
daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
fake and gay
Jedikkeneus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
How would they know he got someone else’s results just via one phone call?
tatann@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
devilish666@lemmy.world 1 month ago
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crank0271@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s good to swear off the internet first thing on the weekend. Now we can go back to living our lives.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 5 weeks ago
Hey its me, your internet.