peoplebeproblems
@peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
- Comment on Hertz, showing the difference between science and engineering 1 day ago:
No it stands for animals you keep at home.
PET scan, its powered by hamsters.
- Comment on Sigh 2 days ago:
This is the quality content Reddit only had 15 years ago.
Well done. Top-tier shitpost. Too nerdy for most, and a perfect pun that made me cringe a little before laughing
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 4 days ago:
Idk what I’m looking at, but it looks a lot better than sushi
- Comment on Switch 2 Breaks Records By Selling Over 3.5 Million Units In Four Days 6 days ago:
Four days?
They were gone day one where I live. Where the fuck did people find them 4 days after release?
- Comment on Not sure exactly what they are selling 1 week ago:
Chicken, duh
- Comment on Canadian Wildfires signal major L over the United States 2 weeks ago:
I stepped outside today. Coughed. Coughed again. Went back in to grab my inhaler, as my chest was already starting to tighten up. Took it. Decided not to go back outside.
The lawn might look terrible but it’s not worth suffocating over
- Comment on Living a lie 2 weeks ago:
In my ex’s case, she was well aware of it. Apparently she “practiced it” since she was a child because she got sick and tired of being told to “smile” and that no one looked good frowning all the time. Self-proclaimed resting bitch face model too.
While she could take off and on this mask, it was incredibly draining to do it. But she also couldn’t not do it. It was weird.
Unfortunately for her, she also couldn’t comprehend the emotions of other people at all, and failed to grasp why I might be upset that she cheated on me, and why I might be more than happy to cut her off from the financial security that being married to me provided.
- Comment on Living a lie 2 weeks ago:
I don’t use a customer service voice, but my ex, holy shit did she have a customer service voice that she did automatically. I hated it. High pitched, overly friendly, clearly lying about who she was.
Drove me nuts. Shed use it for meeting people the first time too, and the longer she used it the friendlier they became, which reinforced it and ugh.
- Comment on You mean it gets worse? 2 weeks ago:
I think my expectations have just gotten more realistic?
- Comment on Hit it and quit it 2 weeks ago:
Is
Is it weird that I find this gross compared to actual sex?
Like sex is awesome, this is
I can’t think of a way to describe it other than weird as fuck
- Comment on Site bigotry /s 2 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ that’s horrifying
- Comment on Material scientist wet dream 2 weeks ago:
Is it true the single most important thing about being a chemist finding chemistry jokes funny?
- Comment on Material scientist wet dream 2 weeks ago:
To be fair, ive seen what the ocean can do to carbon fiber tubes. If it can do that and still not compress, its pretty damn incompressible.
- Comment on Material scientist wet dream 2 weeks ago:
OG reddit was way more pedantic.
- Comment on Material scientist wet dream 2 weeks ago:
You seem angry. I suggest yoga
- Comment on buddy of mine is in a horrible mood 2 weeks ago:
You pretty much described the best parts of the Internet.
Once normies start using it everything goes downhill.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 2 weeks ago:
It’s actually not bad. I have motivation to work out for me and not anyone else, I can spend money on things she called silly, I don’t even have to cook without flavor.
- Comment on crustacean 2 weeks ago:
Do protozoa or fungi become CRABTREE then?
- Comment on crustacean 2 weeks ago:
ALL BECOME CRAB
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 2 weeks ago:
I was going to ask if you keep these photos on you for a time like this, but thinking about it this is too common.
- Comment on I am not a builder… but that does not seem right 2 weeks ago:
I do miss doing that to my ex-wife. There were those small things that I can’t enjoy being single. Well. For now.
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 2 weeks ago:
That is relieving to hear. I couldn’t function having a gun that could see through walls but I couldn’t do fuck all about it.
- Comment on Cyberpunk 2 is now in preproduction, CD Projekt says 2 weeks ago:
I finished it once!
But then there was an update that broke my character and I can no longer shoot the Overwatch through walls
- Comment on IT’S THE FEDS! 2 weeks ago:
I guess it depends on the steel parts. I’m sure there are other magnets.
In any case, if the firing pin or hammer or anything in the trigger mechanism is steel, it’s going to be difficult to move to actually fire.
Say the bullet has a steel tip or core though, and we are able to fire it. The force pulling that bullet is going to prevent the bullet from going much of anywhere. Let’s pretend the barrel and firing chamber are frictionless and indestructible.the bullet will leave the gun, but immediately curve into the magnetic field, inevitably into the MRI itself, but likely not very far.
It would be pretty fun to watch though.
- Comment on Sometimes when it's quiet I sit on the shower floor 2 weeks ago:
What a terrible day to have eyes and literacy.
- Comment on work is easy 3 weeks ago:
Man I can’t tell if I agree or don’t
- Comment on Toilet Time 3 weeks ago:
I’m going to get a little bookshelf in the bathroom. I’m going to put that same picture frame right next to the book I have “Things to ponder while taking a shit.”
When I have guests over, I will know if they have a satisfactory sense of humor or not.
- Comment on Always stretch first 3 weeks ago:
Oh my God is that what’s causing my back pain?
- Comment on Finishing your waifus romance questline 3 weeks ago:
Man almost hurts to read.
Except, I recognize that the personality of the average conservative is about as deep as having the default NPCs 3 responses.
- Comment on Why would you suggest that?? 3 weeks ago:
In a way, when you dance it’s the ultimate form of anarchy then?