peoplebeproblems
@peoplebeproblems@midwest.social
- Comment on Soon... 9 hours ago:
Greta is part of Hamas now?
- Comment on I tire of this life 1 day ago:
He’s a bit crabby about something
- Comment on arborholing 2 days ago:
Look man. Mycelium. It’s all connected don’t you see? I don’t mean clones. They’re not clones. Its something else. It’s one BIG connection. It’s one BIG organism.
And it’s MASSIVE. You think it’s just a little mushroom on the forest floor. But under that mushroom is a string. A string that connects to another string that may be connects to a root or another mushroom. Then strings with no mushrooms between the trees. And the strings outpace the trees.
So the direction the trees grow in? Isn’t decided by the trees, or the larger environment around it at all. It’s decided by the mycelium. The war between fungi and bacteria is an ancient and bloody one.
I don’t fear the bacteria. No. They can colonize and grow resistance to antibacterials produced by the fungi and chemists. But fungi? Fungi can communicate. Fungi can parasitize. Fungi can grow in radiation contaminated environments.
They are the dominant lifeform on this planet.
And if you still don’t believe me, wait until you inexplicably have a yeast infection despite practicing hygiene taught at a super young age. That itch. That pain. It’s a higher evolved organism consuming everything.
- Comment on unforgivable bad bad mommy 2 days ago:
that setup was great. Context, delivery, follow-through, 100% flawless.
- Comment on Physics! 3 days ago:
The fact that you knew exactly what I was talking about enough to pull up the relevant XKCD is impressive good sir/ma’am/(actually I don’t know what the non binary term would be there. I know military it’s “Sir” regardless).
- Comment on World would be a better place 4 days ago:
Eh. It would create a whole new set of problems.
Especially when it comes to theorists vs experimentalists. Both agree that experiment is necessary to prove the theory. Both agree that unexpected observation in experiments needs new theory.
Theorists are usually the type to mentally explore possibilities based on prior knowledge before physically testing possibilites. Some may never actually experiment they get so wrapped up in the exploration.
Experimentalists are usually the type to physically test possibilities before mentally exploring “why” the outcomes happened. Some may never actually mentally explore possibilities because they died in an experiment.
This seems to be intrinsic to these scientists. So much so the interactions would be similar to anyone actually willing to talk to missionaries.
If it were possible to convert people to theorists, we’d have a lot less proven, and if it were possible to convert people to experimentalists, we’d all be dead.
- Comment on Physics! 4 days ago:
No no no, there are no forces. It’s energy controlling invisible fields literally everywhere.
Physics, is it’s own terror
- Comment on Physics! 4 days ago:
But you want to know what is magic about physics?
Forces. Forces are definitely observable. But they are fictitious. A photon (force mediator of the electromagnetic force) is a packet of energy on the electromagnetic field that creates a curvature in the electromagnetic field such that two particles with opposing charges (intrinsic charge) has that field curved together, resulting in what an observer would see as a force.
Gravity? The thing keeping everything on the ground? Not real. Just a result of the spacetime field being curve by the presence of energy in it. In order to escape the curve, you have to exchange energy, which is to be a force.
- Comment on Evolution 5 days ago:
It’s way more than just the pedefacists I’m processing, but I have no chance unless I get this together.
I got a balance being a father and the income provider to, so it’s probably going to be a little bit before I figure it out. I don’t also know how long ive been in this burnout
- Comment on Evolution 6 days ago:
So guys
I discovered that autistic burnout is a thing.
You know because suddenly you need to rest your head from all the stress and it ends up being a 5 hour nap that you clearly feel better after then… Sleep just as well
- Comment on I...wat 1 week ago:
IVF that your doc doesn’t know about?
Sexual assault you fear reporting?
Used the wrong dildo?
You make straight porn?
Medical algorithms are meant to take in as many possibilities as they can get that have a real impact on overall health. Pregnancy is a huge one.
- Comment on International Shitpost Wednesday! 1 week ago:
That’s a turtle with a single hair, and impaled by a really, really big pole.
- Comment on Anon finds a plot hole 1 week ago:
So basically these planes run on horsepower, where as hamster power runs the on-prem machines at work.
Starting to make sense.
- Comment on Get a job 2025 political compass 1 week ago:
I don’t think I understand what’s going on here.
Clearly the fetish is being a masochist. And masochists pay for doms. They’re all advertising cheap pain services, EXCEPT alice, who isn’t advertising, and mentions a rabbit hole, and the only thing I can think of is that she doesn’t mean her rabbit holes.
What am I missing?
- Comment on A tangled web of deals stokes AI bubble fears in Silicon Valley 1 week ago:
All it takes is one major player to want their payout.
One. I will bet you anything it will be a bank or hedge fund.
- Comment on just one more bro 1 week ago:
Are you referring to the holographic principal?
My dad is a mathematician and loves to play with it. He’s got entire notebooks with it but unfortunately nothing profound (he was a professor for years). Mostly just proofs resulting in what’s already been published (not sure why, maybe he’s looking for something or just thinks it’s cool?)
- Comment on just one more bro 1 week ago:
It’s all fun and games until someone points out that anti-atoms are predicted to have identical properties to atoms.
Then the whole chiral parity symmetry stuff gets involved, and you talk about quantized spacetime, and how come the entire universe is essentially perturbations on a continous universe spanning set of fields, and things start getting existential.
I personally believe time is the real problem.
- Comment on JSON Statham 1 week ago:
Even better, we need to tape it to a door before the picture
I don’t have a color printer though.
- Comment on JSON Statham 1 week ago:
Quick, someone print this meme out then take a picture of it and upload it. Let’s the see how deepfried we can make this thing
- Comment on it's true! 2 weeks ago:
Not shown: the limestone 16" down.
- Comment on Trump Classifies “Anti-Capitalism” as a Political Pre-Crime 2 weeks ago:
See that’s not how you spell it in “wrongthink”
It’s ++nogood
Because no is really un, they are pronounced identically and you didn’t know that because you aren’t as cool as Prez
- Comment on Colorado delenda est 2 weeks ago:
Man I was hoping this was real thanks :(
- Comment on Dangerous crow 2 weeks ago:
What’s wrong with bangs? They’re fucking hot
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
So this brings up a funny story.
IDK when, but I was on a trip, thinking about my ex wife(then girlfriend at the time) with my parents somewhere and they had these vibrating back massager things. Usually they’re like 4 wooden balls on sticks attached to a wooden handle. I knew how much my ex loved it. Anyway I thought “dude fucking brilliant” and I bought it for her and my parents were like: “Uh, ok? You sure she’s going to like that?” “I’m like are you kidding me? The number of times I have to get sore hands from giving her a back massage is incredible!” Oh, I’m like 15 at the time.
Well, I gift it to her, and with the smallest hint of embarrassment says she absolutely loves. That night she thanks me again, saying it made things so much easier, in kind of a flirty tone. I completely miss all social cues always so this didn’t register. Sometime later I come over and she wants one of the back rubs, and I’m like “hey, grab that tool I got!”
She responds with “I’m not in the mood for that, besides it’s out of batteries.”
I thought I was going to fold into myself. “How many back rubs have you given yourself?” “Oh, like none. Just the fun stuff.” The heaviest levels of cringe hit, knowing how many people saw me buying this for my girlfriend completely oblivious to what it would be used for.
- Comment on Which timezone would win in a conflict? 2 weeks ago:
UTC obviously.
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 2 weeks ago:
Ah crap now I see it lmfao
The flames do look like burning people
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 2 weeks ago:
I guess, but I don’t get what makes the photoshopped guys in armor make this a shitpost
Or if you scroll too fast.
I feel like there’s meaning I’m missing
- Comment on Scroll too fast and you'll miss it... 2 weeks ago:
Yeah I ain’t seeing it either
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 3 weeks ago:
The shriveled up dehydrated snack?
They don’t actually say, but I imagine they do get buried, you certainly wouldn’t enjoy looking at a crunchy human snack
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 3 weeks ago:
So the death stills are so efficient that all of the water gets extracted. So from a 180lb man you should get about 50L of water. (~110lbs)
All that is left is dehydrated organs, tissues and bone - various organic molecules.
You didn’t think they just built all their technology from spice and worms did you?
