A perfect origin story of a villain.
Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.
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A perfect origin story of a villain.
Jeremy then goes on a crime spree, but he was caught early on because he is a snail… with a left-coiled shell. The shell prints at the crime scenes helped narrow it down to him instantly.
Him and the other two potential partners of him. But they have an alibi. Seems like they had a shell of a time (⌐■-■)
Take all of your things and get out.
In shell
Drawing pictures
Of fence tops
With him on top
Lemon yellow sun
Eyestalks raised in a V
The dead lay in pools of pale blue below
Scientists tried to give attention
To the fact that his shell turned left
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world, but
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Clearly I remember
Pickin’ on the boy
Seemed a harmless little mollusc
Oh, but we unleashed a hedgehog
Gnashed his radula
Shot darts at mantles
How could I forget
He hit me with a surprise bump
My shell left hurtin’
Oh, tipped right over
Just like the day
Like the day I heard
Scientists tried to give affection
But the boy was something she wouldn’t mate
Snail Jeremy the Wicked
Ruled his world
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Try to forget this… (try to forget this)
Try to erase this… (try to erase this)
From the postdoc paper
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Jeremy didn’t get laid today
Perfection!
Perfect candidate for the immortal snail that would be out to get you.
Jeremy the incel in shell
Why cant they just have a love triangle
Based on a source from another comment, they kinda did.
i don’t think they’d like performing in front of an audience. it’s hard, you see, for a snail to come out of its shell.
yeah can snails only have sex once?
And thus was born the tragic song lyric, “Jeremy spoke in class today.”
Story of my life
I thought this was me_irl for a moment
me_irsnail
You lean to the left?
I was referring to everyone compatible with me mating with each other not me …
BUT coincidentally I do.
fuckyouinparticular
*anyone else
me_irl
Fuck Jerry
Jerry?
Oh is Jerry short for Jerrothon? Jertholomew? Margaret?
Ooh, Jezzer! Oh, the drinking we could’ve done together afterwards!
This is one Jeremy who didn’t him it with a surprise left…
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 8 hours ago
screenshot of a (fake) tweet by @UberFacts with text: “facts” posted on UberFacts are rarely factual.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_(snail)
they also omitted this crucial detail:
trolololol@lemmy.world 21 minutes ago
You can love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces
Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de 7 hours ago
Oh, to live in a polycule of 173 left leaning snails