latenightnoir
@latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
- Comment on Realistically 1 day ago:
Realistically, I’d let it happen. No ragerts.
- Comment on a flower for mother's day 5 days ago:
Too late, kid’s adopted her.
Kids are like cats, everyone knows that. Once they get you, they got you.
- Comment on There's a spider in my bathroom 1 week ago:
Y’know… as lonely as I can get (and I get pretty lonely), that mosquito munching on my forearm is still getting a firm slap.
- Comment on Anon meets some coyotes 2 weeks ago:
Very accurate, my exact reaction every time I hear this song!
- Comment on Anon meets some coyotes 2 weeks ago:
Must feel something like this to them.
- Comment on The Beetle 4 weeks ago:
And by the time it manages to get ot, it’s too late - the frog left…
- Comment on Anon owns a fan 5 weeks ago:
Ooooooh! Boy, do I feel dumb!
- Comment on Anon owns a fan 5 weeks ago:
Human Moment™. One of my former professors in Uni, the one I respected the most because she was one of the wisest and most perceptive people I’d met at that point, confided in us that it took her however many years since their introduction to realise that the small light on some wall-mounted light switches was meant as a guidance light if it’s pitch black.
- Comment on froot loops 5 weeks ago:
It still counts if the prey dies of laughter!
- Comment on faries 🧚 5 weeks ago:
“Bllgh! Bllgh-glllgh-glllgh, gllgh-bl-blllglllh” (“Dude! Let me in, I’m a fairy” as heard underwater)
- Comment on Anon watches Jurassic Park 5 weeks ago:
Every generation needs to distance itself from their progenitors in some original manner, language is the easiest to adapt.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 5 weeks ago:
The Buddhist Monk walks up to the hot dog vendor and says: “make me one with everything.”
- Comment on Anon uses Windows 5 weeks ago:
Uuu, shiny! Thank you!
- Comment on Anon uses Windows 5 weeks ago:
Man, this is genuinely painful to watch unfold… Yeah, yeah, Linux, I know, already started migrating, but let your feelings speak for a second, sib!
Think back to how much joy and sheer functionality Windows used to encompass. Even Vista, I swear! It was a poorly optimised mess bloated to hell and back with overlapping features, but it was bursting with a genuine desire to innovate. I honestly don’t remember ever having as bad a time with Vista as I do with 10, even when I used to run it on an overheating MSI.
Not to mention XP and 7, which were, I dare say, the best operating systems I’ve ever used, almost interchangeably if we go for XP SP3 witn more unofficial tweaks. I’m not trying to diminish the improvements brought on by 8 and 10, they did have some much needed upgrades for vital features and functionalities, that’s undeniable. But everything good came wrapped up (or, rather, jumbled up like 10 sets of wired earbuds you just found in a pocket of the coat you just pulled out of the washing machine) with sooo much intrusive crap, that it defeats the purpose…
Gotta grieve that shit…
- Comment on Anon has his way 5 weeks ago:
Every single word…damn it, I’m old…
- Comment on Anon has his way 5 weeks ago:
And put a mask on the back of her head if your facial recognition’s not participating in the fun.
- Comment on Anon has his way 5 weeks ago:
Well, I assume the girlfriend knew the guy REALLY liked Ol’ Reliable, right? In this case, screaming “do what you want to me,” while clearly indicating a desire for something else, has been 100% respected.
If you want something different, say it specifically. Our pee pees are touching, kinda’ late to be Victorian with it…
- Comment on The Devil 1 month ago:
Although only as a disingenuously aloof retort meant to shift attention away from my worsening decrepitude:))) Theatre, nothing more.
- Comment on The Devil 1 month ago:
Yeah, I saw it once I squinted. I’m gambling a lot on low-res pattern recognition in terms of visual acuity nowadays… Whatever, antelopes are basically just bougie deer, idec…
- Comment on Awwooooo 1 month ago:
Dogs alone are enough of a reason to fix our shit.
- Comment on The Devil 1 month ago:
Oh, god! Noo!
- Comment on The Devil 1 month ago:
So… deer are mantids?! I thought they were alien reptilians… I’m so in the weeds…
- Comment on Anon plays Pokemon Go 1 month ago:
In an age of surveillance, flashing your junk to the footage reviewer is an act of rebellion. Means this is officially Punk™.
- Comment on Anon has a female friend 1 month ago:
I don’t care if this makes me a bad person, but I get such immense satisfaction from this kind of emotional blowout. It’s so fulfilling to see bona fide narcissists fail then go hysterical about it❤️
- Comment on Phasing thru walls 1 month ago:
I loved that movie, it left me thoroughly confused!
- Comment on Tigers 🐅 🐯 1 month ago:
Thanks, eyes!
- Comment on SPIRIT WEAPON 1 month ago:
That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)
- Comment on m̵͓̖̙̓̾̀̋ă̴͕̂̇̃k̵̪̮̜̈́͋ỉ̷͙̣͙̲̆̅̎ǹ̶̻̕͘͝g̶̛̰̩͊̀͊ͅ ̷̧̥̝͚́̔t̴͙̦͆̀͋͐i̸̧̫̹̼̾̾m̷̰̦̬̀̎̋͝ẻ̵͓̈́̐ 1 month ago:
What, cubes ain’t cool enough anymore, we’re doing triangle fractals now?
- Comment on Anon is lacking something metaphysical 2 months ago:
You don’t need to assume that it isn’t a tragic familial background, either. Or any other sort of trauma which would push one to close off. Throwing the “soulless” label aroud willy-nilly is just an extension of abusing the “narcissist” moniker. It prohibits any nuance and facilitates unjustified suspicion.
Yes, there are sociopaths who can be considered soulless. But just because one is odd does not intrinsically mean one is soulless. There’s a plethora of other potential reasons.
Plus, don’t forget, oddity is in the eye of the beholder in the first place. My odd may be completely different than your odd.
- Comment on Anon is lacking something metaphysical 2 months ago:
Ooor, someone had to “survive” their family’s bullshit and being unseen was the best way to do it. Then it became so ingrained in said someone’s existential fingerprint, that they’re now a ninja without even realising it.