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• Triumph@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So that's what bone hurting juice is. It's hurting juice that comes from your bones.

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  • davidgro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oof ouch my bones [are hurting me]!

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well, we now know it’s actually bone panic juice. They were close with the naming, but not all the way there.

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    • DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Panic can cause physical pain. We’re right back to bone hurting juice.

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• latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So, lemme get this steaight: first they ache like bastards, and now they also induce anxiety. I say we boycott bones.

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    It turns out jellyfish have been the ideal species the whole time.

    No brains to worry with, no bones to hurt or cause anxiety.

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    • TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Crabs know what’s up too, that’s why they wear their skeleton as an armor. Can’t hurt you if it’s outside.

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Take ‘em out and throw ‘em away. What use could they possibly be?

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  • buttnugget@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes! Abolish skeletons! Let’s become Jellyfish.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Image

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait, what? So, is this part of lifting weights?

  Our skeleton is much more than a rigid scaffold for the body, says geneticist Gérard Karsenty of Columbia University. Our bones secrete a protein called osteocalcin, discovered in the 1970s, that rebuilds the skeleton. In 2007, Karsenty and colleagues discovered that this protein acts as a hormone to keep blood sugar levels in check and burn fat. Later, his group showed that the hormone is important for maintaining brain function and physical fitness, restoring memory in aged mice and boosting performance during exercise in old mice and people. The findings led Karsenty to hypothesize that animals evolved bony skeletons to escape danger.

  science.org/…/hormone-secreted-bones-may-help-us-…

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yes, this is entry level anatomy and physiology knowledge these days.

    Daily exercise is important.

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    • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      The hormone that your bone-making cells secrete to say “bone foundation is laid, bring the concrete” was hijacked by the brain through evolution god knows how many years ago to simulate the “we need to fucking go” thought and you call that entry level??

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Very, very important.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Guaranteed its faster to run than to seep

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    • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Imagine bony slugs running around.

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  1000004104

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Skeletanic Panic!

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  • interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Delightful, Yeah it makes sense if you get close to having your bones crack, they’re going to be unhappy with you and make you a bit more panaroid of getting hits in the bones !

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• dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Goddamnit. Now I got that tune stuck in my head. Thanks, Obama!

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• individual@toast.ooo ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  most scientific psycho boner

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