chuckleslord
@chuckleslord@lemmy.world
- Comment on Manic Stew 1 day ago:
Nice try, NSA. You’re never getting my dick pics
- Comment on These are your only alternatives. 3 days ago:
Guess I’m never using spoons again.
- Comment on FUCK 6 days ago:
Gonna say it. That’s a terrible idea. Dreams are random data streams based on what is being stored into long-term memory as you sleep. Being able to witness dreams is not something you want. Experiencing dreams while they’re happening is cool, sure, but being a passive witness to the madness in your skull is not going to be a pleasant time. That’s not even including being able to view other people’s dreams. The accusations of infidelity. Nope, let’s open that pandora’s box.
Am baffled by the inclusion of ai in this comment, though. Feels… out-of-place? Like trying to predict the future, badly. Like retro-futurism.
- Comment on some days i cant even 1 week ago:
Da whoosh
- Comment on International Shitpost Wednesday! 1 week ago:
Morla from The Neverending Story
- Comment on Oppa oppa 1 week ago:
Incorrect
- Comment on Oppa oppa 1 week ago:
Impossible
- Comment on Oppa oppa 1 week ago:
So are you
- Comment on Anon shops for diamonds 1 week ago:
Moissanite is an excellent diamond alternative if you want a clear stone. Cheaper, just as resilient, and sparkly as fuck.
- Comment on They say remote working less productive 1 week ago:
They know this. They don’t care, they want your asses in their office buildings that they’re using as passive assets. Those assets lose value if there’s no demand for office buildings. Simple as
- Comment on This is real 1 week ago:
I don’t think capitalists think much beyond “I need more money and I don’t give a shit about anything else”. Sure, some are super fucking competent and scary as shit, but most are Zuckerbergs, Musks, and Bezos. Incompetent weirdos that managed to sit their ass on a somewhat stable asset and had others do all the labor for them.
- Comment on Moonrats! 2 weeks ago:
Holy shit! Is this where Don Bluth got his inspiration?
- Comment on Invest 🫘⤴️ 3 weeks ago:
I mean, no. Hank has been doing the literal beans meme for years. It’s the same beans meme that’s been circling on lemmy. It’s not unique to lemmy. The memes share a common ancestor, they’re not direct ancestors either way (Hank to Lemmy or Lemmy to Hank).
Same with the Hank Bean thing. This isn’t a reference to that or vice-versa. They share a common ancestor.
I believe beans have been circulating in nerdfighteria since the 2021 P4A, though it could be 2019.
- Comment on Real easy 3 weeks ago:
I think assuming a fuck up is a valid interpretation. Another explanation could be that stamps sometimes have a top that shows the final look and size of the stamp. I know that’s not usual for a wax seal, but there’s no rule saying you can’t.
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
It’s all good. Not a problem
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
That’s the cover of a book. It’s a phrase I picked up somewhere and apparently this book exists which was just perfect.
But yeah, got the autism. I panic when people draw attention to me when I’m not prepared for it.
- Comment on He looks so shocked 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on What even is money at this point 4 weeks ago:
Oprah at the grocery store. That’s all of us, now.
- Comment on It's Wednesday fine Gals and Guys! 4 weeks ago:
So does English: Wednesday, my dudes
- Comment on US presidents are getting younger over time 4 weeks ago:
Clinton, Bush, and Trump are all the same age. Horrifying statistic
- Comment on Oof 4 weeks ago:
Hello. Being the straight man in a bit doesn’t mean I don’t get a joke. It more feels like you didn’t get my joke. Thank you for your time.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oof 4 weeks ago:
Impossible. It would also have T, C, and G.
- Comment on The sleeper has awakened 4 weeks ago:
And that’s how you die of liver failure.
- Comment on DO IT! 4 weeks ago:
Have to be. Only way to think vigilantism is a worthwhile pursuit.
- Comment on sticker 4 weeks ago:
Dude, fuck off. They’re just people doing literally nothing to you.
- Comment on Ibuprofen 4 weeks ago:
Age of the person with them.
- Comment on Hue hue hue 4 weeks ago:
Sarcasm?
- Comment on Doot doot 4 weeks ago:
Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.