chuckleslord

@chuckleslord@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Manic Stew⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice try, NSA. You’re never getting my dick pics

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These are your only alternatives. ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Guess I’m never using spoons again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FUCK⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Gonna say it. That’s a terrible idea. Dreams are random data streams based on what is being stored into long-term memory as you sleep. Being able to witness dreams is not something you want. Experiencing dreams while they’re happening is cool, sure, but being a passive witness to the madness in your skull is not going to be a pleasant time. That’s not even including being able to view other people’s dreams. The accusations of infidelity. Nope, let’s open that pandora’s box.

  Am baffled by the inclusion of ai in this comment, though. Feels… out-of-place? Like trying to predict the future, badly. Like retro-futurism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some days i cant even⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Da whoosh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨International Shitpost Wednesday! ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Morla from The Neverending Story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppa oppa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Incorrect

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppa oppa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Impossible

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oppa oppa⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So are you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shops for diamonds⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Moissanite is an excellent diamond alternative if you want a clear stone. Cheaper, just as resilient, and sparkly as fuck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They say remote working less productive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They know this. They don’t care, they want your asses in their office buildings that they’re using as passive assets. Those assets lose value if there’s no demand for office buildings. Simple as

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is real⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think capitalists think much beyond “I need more money and I don’t give a shit about anything else”. Sure, some are super fucking competent and scary as shit, but most are Zuckerbergs, Musks, and Bezos. Incompetent weirdos that managed to sit their ass on a somewhat stable asset and had others do all the labor for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Moonrats!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit! Is this where Don Bluth got his inspiration?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest 🫘⤴️⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, no. Hank has been doing the literal beans meme for years. It’s the same beans meme that’s been circling on lemmy. It’s not unique to lemmy. The memes share a common ancestor, they’re not direct ancestors either way (Hank to Lemmy or Lemmy to Hank).

  Same with the Hank Bean thing. This isn’t a reference to that or vice-versa. They share a common ancestor.

  I believe beans have been circulating in nerdfighteria since the 2021 P4A, though it could be 2019.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real easy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think assuming a fuck up is a valid interpretation. Another explanation could be that stamps sometimes have a top that shows the final look and size of the stamp. I know that’s not usual for a wax seal, but there’s no rule saying you can’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s all good. Not a problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the cover of a book. It’s a phrase I picked up somewhere and apparently this book exists which was just perfect.

  But yeah, got the autism. I panic when people draw attention to me when I’m not prepared for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He looks so shocked⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oprah at the grocery store. That’s all of us, now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Wednesday fine Gals and Guys!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So does English: Wednesday, my dudes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US presidents are getting younger over time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clinton, Bush, and Trump are all the same age. Horrifying statistic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello. Being the straight man in a bit doesn’t mean I don’t get a joke. It more feels like you didn’t get my joke. Thank you for your time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who got raptured today?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oof⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Impossible. It would also have T, C, and G.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sleeper has awakened⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And that’s how you die of liver failure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DO IT!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have to be. Only way to think vigilantism is a worthwhile pursuit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sticker⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude, fuck off. They’re just people doing literally nothing to you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ibuprofen⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Age of the person with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hue hue hue⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sarcasm?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doot doot⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plus, functional immorality outside of being eaten. And who the heck wants to eat jellyfish. Seems like a sweet gig.