Somebody got high
Source: Been high
4D Salmon
Submitted 2 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
turtlesareneat@discuss.online 2 weeks ago
I am high now.
Source: dispensary
chuckleslord@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Am dispensary now.
Source: farms
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Brother thinks I need substances to be whimsical
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Not doubting ya! It’s the way they totally forgot about it and thought it was something ridiculous but later remembered everything that brings it home for me.
(Blink twice if it was the weed, but can’t say it, gurl.)
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
They didn’t just get high, they got Perfectly High.
High enough that everything is clear and profound, but not high enough to feel the tiny shadow people climbing your nose hairs.
Hupf@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Auth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ok im sold, how do build my life around this mystical thing?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sorry, we only worship crabs here. This here’s a crab town.
sunflowercowboy@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Jesus was symbolized as a fish. If he does ‘return’ it’s easy to imagine the way he does.
Take any body, name it correctly, and then you can have it travel back in time just like skyrim represents. Literature. Time almost warps to humans when we apply meaning. It is why the bible enthralls people. The body cannot return, but the mind can.
Great things to be unburied, but it is quagmire. Hence, the constant vitriol spilled forth.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Take any body, name it correctly, and then you can have it travel back in time just like skyrim represents. Literature. Time almost warps to humans when we apply meaning. It is why the bible enthralls people. The body cannot return, but the mind
This comment is a trip lol
TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
That’s deep, man.
Don’t Bogart the joint. It’s puff puff pass, man.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It just needs a story. What stories have salmon?
Grizzly eats a salmon. Maybe that’s the basis of our creation myth. Is the grizzly bear an antagonist?
No, it’s an impersonal force. Our mythos rejects dualism; we have a time travel fish. The bear represents something else, like circumstance or cupidity.
Auth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The 5D Grizzly bear is fishing in the stream of time. The 4D salmon is doing its migration from the end of time to the beginning.
fossilesque@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
Are you built like a cult leader? How would you like a job.
nyctre@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I thought the beard was the only important part. What does built like a cult leader mean?
Auth@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
no im more of a mindless follower
multifariace@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There will come a time when the distribution of 4D salmon will take the universe to equilibrium of mass. That is what will cause the universe to collapse into a big bang. The roe will cause uneven distribution pushing gravity to create stellar structures until equilibrium is once again reached. This is not a series of season but a continuum of spawning. We can only have faith in the now. Our purpose is null. In our insignificance we can choose our values. We can also not choose because whatever we are or were is not always true. The self is fleeting. Only the 4D salmon are true in theirselves.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sounds like something from hitchhikers guide
dzsimbo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
With the salmon part, a bit, otherwise Hyperion. The Shrike is one of my favorite villains.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Is the shrike a villain though? Just let it have it’s murder sex
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Insano game idea:
2D platformer… but its actually 3d.
But the third dimension… is time.
…somebody has to have done something like that already, right?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Braid and Prince of Persia, kind of?
Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Braid definitely has a large section like that, and a great final stage.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ah well shit, I was legitimately asking, I haven’t played too many platformers in a while, sounds like I should check it out!
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 weeks ago
The first half of the game plays kinda like a tower defense game, except there is one peculiar enemy that just appears, disappears, and multiplies strategically (eventually forcing a loss), then it switches to you being that character with time-control… complete with seeing previous threads (your own character) sorta like adding another unit each time you rewind time.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Holy shit, the idea of enemies that also have deft control over time itself did not even occur to me.
Oh god, that could be baffling to try to concept and balance, oh man, but if you could, dang.
Run with your idea! I like this!
cynar@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve been playing 5D Chess with Multiverse Time Travel it’s remarkably easy to understand, all considered. It’s only partially mind bending.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Ok that, that sounds incredible rofl!
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
there are puzzle games that do that sort of.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I don’t see how that would be any different from a regular time travel platformer
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
The idea would be that you could move in the depth axis just as an fps player moves through all 3 dimensions.
Though honestly I don’t play made 2d platformers, what I’ve seen is more of a … reset or rewind kind of paradigm.
I’m thinking of some kind of… like you’d have to solve certain environment puzzles, defeat certain enemies, by deftly and precisely navigating through time as much as deftly executing platform jumps and 2d combat.
Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 2 weeks ago
Ah yeah the famous genre of the time travel platformer
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
I think that’s bastion
lowered_lifted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
[deleted]sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Damn, deleted, I’ll never know what this said lol.
LordTechnobabble@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Just want to say. The Narcissist Cookbook has some banger music. Don’t know how to really describe it, it’s like a fusion of Folk, Spoken Word and Punk
Here’s a Spotify link if y’all are interested
His latest two albums are a connected concept album and they’re some of their best work yet
Anyway fan rant over
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Like Q?
borth@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Spoilers to what? I’m intrigued now lol
potoo22@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Just Google Q /s
Answer
It’s Star Trek
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The Xelee Sequence, don’t get it confused with All Tomorrows.
potoo22@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Use the spoiler tags. Now I know Q is a 4-dimentional Salmon. The surprise is ruined.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s being weird for me. Let me just edit:
niktemadur@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The One Salmon Universe Hypothesis!
Allemaniac@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
reading through your old notes can be a wild ride sometimes lmao
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
I just read through a little notebook that I keep by my computer to write down thoughts, lists, things to remember, etc. every now and then and came across this nugget:
Hermano = brother
therefore
“Herman” = “bro”?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
All salmonds are four-dimensionnal
hydrospanner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why did I mentally read that as “almonds” with an s at the front?
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Because of of the extra d I put after salmon
underscores@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I guess those words are forming a sentence or more
blazeknave@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Benjamin button sque
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Are we talking to the ghost of Douglas Adams?
kamen@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The only appropriate reaction for this I have right now is “Bruh”.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And the salmon is called sammy.
Puh ka puh ka
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Xeelee Sequence is basically that
SPRUNT@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
[If you’re in to science fiction fishing… ](www.listen.com to Heretical Fishing: A Cozy Guide to Annoying the Cults, Outsmarting the Fish, and Alienating Oneself by Haylock Jobson on Audible. www.audible.com/pd/B0CVCYB19Y?source_code=ASSORAP…)
ThatDullGuy@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Is this the guy that wrote Tenet?
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Sounds like a twist on an Aboleth
AnAverageSnoot@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Hey that’s in Shadow Slave
Seasm0ke@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Oh okay
tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
That’s pretty damn cool, to be fair.