ThatGuy46475
@ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
- Comment on Messing up my weekend schedule 3 days ago:
Well except for having holes in your feet
- Comment on OK now you know why there will never be a Second Comming 4 days ago:
Polyjuice
- Comment on God is a dick. 6 days ago:
Here I am
- Comment on Do it 1 week ago:
Starfire 500 in my ass
- Comment on A funny thing about Americans and calendar dates 1 week ago:
We don’t say July 4 because that’s a normal date, we don’t say Independence Day because there are so many of those on different days for different countries.
- Comment on Interesting logic 1 week ago:
Does the Bible mention Mario kart
- Comment on Anon is looking for a new video game 1 week ago:
So which type is balatro
- Comment on Do this and enjoy life and stop being a victim 1 week ago:
What others think isn’t your problem, until others get elected potus
- Comment on Why do people insist on not answering ALL the questions in an email or text message? 1 week ago:
As per my previous email
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 week ago:
Has every state closed the gun show loophole yet?
- Comment on How likely is it that Trump will be the first President assassinated since Kennedy? 1 week ago:
Sportsbooks aren’t allowed to take bets on illegal activities so we may never know
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- Comment on the scientific method 2 weeks ago:
If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you
- Comment on Based on a true story 2 weeks ago:
And if your handicap is the vision test you’re just stuck
- Comment on What kind of CAPTCHA is this? 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully a Rick roll
- Comment on How do you pronounce "centaur" and why? 3 weeks ago:
Can’t are
- Comment on Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE 3 weeks ago:
7.5 because I never checked if the outdoor music was from a boom box or not
- Comment on Thanks reddit, very helpful. 3 weeks ago:
First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up.
Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie.
I don’t want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it).
Sooo… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home.
My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn’t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly.
After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister’s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging.
Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying that I’m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time.
My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips.
Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I’ve ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh.
A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised.
But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.
- Comment on omg 3 weeks ago:
x^2 —— = x x
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Everyone is too afraid to break the norm, it’s easy to go along with everyone being naked but if you’re the first to break tradition you get ogled
- Comment on Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that. 3 weeks ago:
Going out is one of those things that tv makes look more fun than it is
- Comment on Creating new wage slaves is child abuse 3 weeks ago:
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
- Comment on Great Advice 3 weeks ago:
I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell
- Comment on The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme 4 weeks ago:
There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.
- Comment on Now that's an interesting question 4 weeks ago:
Sandy eggo
- Comment on Why am I like this? 4 weeks ago:
Sounds like an album title
- Comment on unleash your humanities 4 weeks ago:
Gas the nazis?
- Comment on I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds! 4 weeks ago:
POV: you just realized an app can send you $100 whenever you need it.
- Comment on Anti-acknowlegements 5 weeks ago:
Does anyone have info about the lawsuit
- Comment on Science has not gone far enough 5 weeks ago:
Replace bed with hammock, no need for pillow