ThatGuy46475

@ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm too stupid for this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of studying my notes in school

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I tire of this life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Just stay away from the jacuzzi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eternity would get boring, a few trillion years would give you plenty of time to not miss out on anything life has to offer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forbidden knowledge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You teach crabs how to read and before you know it the crabs will be trying to unionize

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would give my life savings for something that eradicates them from my apartment 😌⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spiders eat bedbugs, so that’s nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How the hell are there already shirts, hats and even jerseys made for the winning teams of some championships?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They print both and donate the losing ones. After Super Bowl 48 (final score 43-8) there were memes about how the broncos will have a huge fan base in Africa now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can someone fact check this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it’s not even carrying a coconut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If we are supposed to lie around then why is it bad for our health

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I got new tato of my fave band⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s is my life, my precious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check your settings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truly⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The way they’re touching the screen makes me think this is a tournament slot. So the tournament has an entry fee and prizes for the highest score, but the individual games are played for points, so you just press the button as fast as you can and hope you are luckier than everyone else. Sometimes they also have touch screen mechanics like “wack a mole” or “catch the money in the tornado” to make it a little more interesting than just slamming a button. I wouldn’t call anyone a gambling addict based on just this picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fear not, and enjoy this mere interlude to its fullest!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have never experienced unending nothingness, only noted the nothingness after it was over

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mispronouncing words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had only seen the word “tarot” in balatro until an NYT connections game that had it in the “words with silent letters” category

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New phonetic alphabet just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  X-force

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeebuz Rode A Velocirapture⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are extinct because they couldn’t fit on the ark

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously babe, i can't if that pale monkey keep staring...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What I see: level up flush

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨michael prank⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh Mike check

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's hear it, little lemmings.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  To make it fair you should get extra time with hawking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are drivers for food delivery apps so often listed wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t gig work pay little enough without renting an account

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why you don’t give the camera app camera permission

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That organ breaks down the microplastics.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is what we’re paying higher air conditioning bills for.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤝🤝🤝⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m removing so much plastic, this will make me healthy sips coke from bottle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A simple sign on a fence asking the question we all ponder⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not if you are reincarnated as a jellyfish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So then if I eat mustard, I don’t have to eat the rest of that stuff?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Double duty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well tap water doesn’t have the same chemicals

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit's getting real⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll know we’re in trouble when Costco raises the price of the hotdog

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Isn't Batman's questioning Superman because he is an unknown entity basically the same reason Lex Luthor has against Superman?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone told lex Luthor that Superman’s mother is named Martha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you encountered this?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the wiggle room so the server doesn’t notice when they take the cc fee out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meanwhile in America⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  /c/anythingbutmetric