ThatGuy46475

@ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What kind of CAPTCHA is this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully a Rick roll

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you pronounce "centaur" and why?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t are

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today's Survey. One point for everything that you have NEVER DONE⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  7.5 because I never checked if the outdoor music was from a boom box or not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks reddit, very helpful.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn’t about her. I guess that’s ****** up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad’s family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. 

  Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. 

  I don’t want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn’t make it for me- but I thought she was so ******* beautiful that I watched it twice. I probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy **** went down and I had to leave home. (My dad’s family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). 

  Sooo… I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. 

  My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to **** her brains out. Looking back on it now, it’s pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her… and it wasn’t a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn’t like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn’t sisterly. 

  After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister’s friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He’s a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. 

  Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I’m not saying that I’m proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. 

  My friend and my sister never hooked up I don’t think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was ****** up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. 

  Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart… and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I’ve ever ******* seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. 

  A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can’t say I was surprised. 

  But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party… my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨omg⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  x^2 —— = x x

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone is too afraid to break the norm, it’s easy to go along with everyone being naked but if you’re the first to break tradition you get ogled

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Appreciate the effort, but I can't handle my own shit. much less a extrovert instigating a million things to do on top of all that.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Going out is one of those things that tv makes look more fun than it is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creating new wage slaves is child abuse⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movement of small green pieces of paper, which was odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great Advice⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I never got why people want their food to fall apart as soon as one bite breaks the shell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The consequences (of my actions) have been extreme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s always two group chats, one for everyone and one for the people you want to talk to. And if you think that doesn’t happen I have some bad news for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's an interesting question⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sandy eggo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like an album title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unleash your humanities⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Gas the nazis?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am untethered and my rage knows no bounds!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  POV: you just realized an app can send you $100 whenever you need it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anti-acknowlegements⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does anyone have info about the lawsuit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Science has not gone far enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Replace bed with hammock, no need for pillow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck animal breeders that keep breeding damaged animals into a life where they will only know pain and torment.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the dogs fault you fed it Taco Bell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Equations can't hurt your feelings⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the sum of newtons second law

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't forget to readjust it's position in your pants⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are inclined to make me rise an hour early just like daylight saving time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bawitdaba⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why can’t good people make interesting music

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not real... *for now*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🪨 Rock on 🪨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If there’s one thing video games have taught me it’s that once you’ve completed everything it stops being fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to go buy some cheesy crunchy chips⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You could buy a Doritos locos taco

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germany right now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that per capita?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chad rule⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Even fitness models only look like that on the day of the photo shoot, it isn’t healthy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BRASSICAS⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this mean I can put mustard on things instead of eating all these vegetables?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The science is divided⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not circular reasoning, it’s a step of mathematical induction. First you show that something is true for a set of 1, then you show that if it’s true for a set of n it is also true for a set of n+1.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Until things are brighter, I'm the man in black⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slightly darker black

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨place yer bets⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just needs a world card

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨meirl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Sometimes it isn’t even available to rent, but you can buy for $30