I watched a reliable documentary and humans turn into lizards, then leave their creepy babies on a planet alone
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Amputret@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Te Forward is losing containment, I see.
SARGE@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
Listen, it was a celerity-induced accelerated somatic mutation rate, they’re totally fine now. Warp 10 is super safe.
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Very Vexing
sga@lemmings.world 3 weeks ago
So is zuckerburg just a more evolved human?
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
hes an android learning how to be human, and to control it one day through his glasses, he will try to be the machine god like in the matrix.
phonics@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Gods: circle back to fungi
Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 weeks ago
Nobody has taken the fact we humans can basically control our own evolution through science and technology.
If we don’t nuke ourselves, we might just become the Borg.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s going to be catgirls and catboys. We all know it.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
we’d be the opposite of the borg, we’d just be vrchat avatars with wifi antennae in our ears. Except for the amish of course, they’d still be doing their thing with larger beards and hair that grows into the shape of a hat.
scytale@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I thought mammals will turn into anteaters?
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
All life on earth: gamma ray bursts.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Fungi: “Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??” :(
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
the fungi remember, the fungi never forget. The gamma radiation would trigger them to achieve sapience and recreate earth as it was.
krull_krull@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Sharks: sharks
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Everything turns into crabs
GTG3000@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
All will be crabs. Riding on trains, of course.
thevoidzero@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Crabs holding each other’s pincers into a crab train.
KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
All Tomorrows is about the future evolution of humans manipulated by aliens if you want that
recklessengagement@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
In a similar vein, it is so unfair that I won’t get to see the night sky when the milky way and Andromeda collide in 3.5 billion years
CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Okay so what was fungus like 50 million years ago?
Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The first fungi were towering giant “trees” of which we’ve found remains. And before they arrived, wood didn’t degrade.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
fungi are like bacteria, they don’t really change in shape. Remember that what we see is basically a limb that drops a bunch of babies, the actual fungi are just filaments in the dirt.
the only differently shaped fungus i can think of is lichen, which is a compound organism made of a fungus body with algae or cyanobacteria inside it.
So i guess that’s the most sensible thing for them to evolve into, more complex compound organisms. They already parasitize and control stuff like ants so it’s not that far-fetched to imagine them being part of the full lifespan, and hypothetically this could happen to all animals to the point that it’s as normal as animals having mitochondria (which are separate organisms that were absorbed by our single-celled ancestors).Imagine that, having a fungus that’s just utterly interlaced through your body, like a secondary nervous system and extra layer to the immune system!
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?
Noodle07@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Ants, it’s all ants
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 3 weeks ago
shan’t
REDACTED@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Ahh yes, frogs, the perfect species
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Dang, this is a bit too absolutely correct.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Birds: A 360° turn is a complete circle so they’d keep going in the direction they’re going in.
Bombastic@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
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zrleonard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I see this alot on lemmy. “That’s the joke”. Ok well the joke was dumb
SARGE@startrek.website 3 weeks ago
No, they do a 360 into dinos and moonwalk away.
Velypso@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
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the_beber@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Unless they‘re like Spinors rotating in an abstract space.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
They’d go back and forth.