Iron_Lynx
@Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world
- Comment on Signs that rhyme 1 week ago:
… What’s so special about the Zulu Shed?
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 1 week ago:
Worse. I had to fight T-Rex Ninjas!
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Abridged version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFqCL0Xpzs
According to another corner of the thread, it’s a once-off trial of someone making exams in a classroom and seeing how his performance changes when he’s alone, surrounded by guys, surrounded by girls, and, as the OP pictures: surrounded by girls in underwear.
A fun little outcome
When surrounded by only girls, he ends up scoring 69/100, a very Nice score, I would say.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 4 weeks ago:
From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 4 weeks ago:
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 4 weeks ago:
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"
context
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
- Comment on just beat it 5 weeks ago:
Next step: roll this out over the internet.
Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.
- Comment on Table service 5 weeks ago:
If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”
- Comment on we are not the same 5 weeks ago:
Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.
- Comment on just beat it 5 weeks ago:
Nah. At that point it only looks stupid.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 5 weeks ago:
This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃
- Comment on Alternatively 5 weeks ago:
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
- Comment on originality 1 month ago:
They are, in fact, the very model of a modern major general!
They have information vegetable, animal and mineral! - Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 1 month ago:
On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 1 month ago:
Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Something something leopards eating faces
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 2 months ago:
This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 2 months ago:
Do we have a
/rimjob_stevecommunity somewhere already? - Comment on he big, he attac 2 months ago:
Would I consider that on par with how the Tarantula Hawk Wasp reproduces?
For those not in the know:
Consider yourself warned.
Tarantula Hawk Wasp mothers find themselves a tarantula - yep, a Hugh Jazz spider - and inject venom into the spider, instantly paralysing it. They then drag the paralysed but fully conscious spider to an underground hole, where they lay an egg on the spider. Her mission complete, momma flies off to do fuck knows what, leaving the paralysed spider behind with
a ticking time bombher egg. A few days later, that egg hatches, and the larva, seeing a perfectly tasty meal nearby, digs into the spider, eating it from the inside out, purposely avoiding vital organs to keep them alive as long as possible - while, again, the spider is fully aware what’s going on and completely powerless to do anything. Yes, they’re native to Australia. Why’d you ask? They’re also native to a few other places, Europe one of the few places they’re not native. - Comment on Here kitty kitty 2 months ago:
That sounds like the Florida Man headline I’d like to see xD
- Comment on Rest in peace 2 months ago:
In a similar context, yep
- Comment on Rest in peace 2 months ago:
Y’know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn’t have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.
- Comment on Math is amazing! 2 months ago:
It’s The United States.
With huge boats.
With guns.
(Gunboats)
- Comment on So true 2 months ago:
And probably a deep fried snack next to it.
- Comment on *dies of cringe* 2 months ago:
At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.
- Comment on longiboie 2 months ago:
Heh, yeah, it does xD
- Comment on *dies of cringe* 2 months ago:
There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.
- Comment on Neutronium would like a word. 2 months ago:
For most of the rest of the world, that’s about 219 mm × 137 mm × 41,3 mm
- Comment on example of radical politics 2 months ago:
There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…
- Comment on Wait for it... 2 months ago:
You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!