Iron_Lynx

@Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something leopards eating faces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ask for more pixels⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have a /rimjob_steve community somewhere already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he big, he attac⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Would I consider that on par with how the Tarantula Hawk Wasp reproduces?

  For those not in the know:

  Consider yourself warned.

  Tarantula Hawk Wasp mothers find themselves a tarantula - yep, a Hugh Jazz spider - and inject venom into the spider, instantly paralysing it. They then drag the paralysed but fully conscious spider to an underground hole, where they lay an egg on the spider. Her mission complete, momma flies off to do fuck knows what, leaving the paralysed spider behind with a ticking time bomb her egg. A few days later, that egg hatches, and the larva, seeing a perfectly tasty meal nearby, digs into the spider, eating it from the inside out, purposely avoiding vital organs to keep them alive as long as possible - while, again, the spider is fully aware what’s going on and completely powerless to do anything. Yes, they’re native to Australia. Why’d you ask? They’re also native to a few other places, Europe one of the few places they’re not native.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here kitty kitty⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like the Florida Man headline I’d like to see xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in peace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a similar context, yep

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rest in peace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Y’know, it does sound like something sweet to wish upon someone if it did not literally mean death. I can imagine someone who doesn’t have the linguistic & cultural connection with The West to wish something like that upon someone in a heartfelt manner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Math is amazing!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s The United States.

  With huge boats.

  With guns.

  (Gunboats)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So true⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And probably a deep fried snack next to it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*dies of cringe*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he didn’t have a chat with Marjolein Faber. Otherwise he’d have retroactively died two months ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨longiboie⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Heh, yeah, it does xD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*dies of cringe*⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a thing going round Dutch media circles that the pope also spoke with Mona Keijzer, Dutch Minister of housing, appointed in the current PVV trash fire government that somehow still hasn’t collapsed, and herself fairly cringe. The running gag is that if either Keijzer or Vance met the Pope at a different moment, he might still be alive instead of having died of cringe overload.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neutronium would like a word.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For most of the rest of the world, that’s about 219 mm × 137 mm × 41,3 mm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨example of radical politics⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There is an official DragonForce map though, soooooo…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wait for it...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You really can, when it finally happens his reaction is truly priceless!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp colour drama⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine how OP their colour perception would be if they did have that mental processing power

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just say that for the interested, I found the original paper, so now you all can see precisely where AI learned this shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean, they did not have LLM’s in the late 1950s, so if there’s anywhere where “vegetative electron microscopy” could have come from, it would be that article. And if you look in the Scholar search results, you’ll find the same words around that phrase as are in the screenshot, soooooooo…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Most articles from the 2020s, just about, but one from 1959, and it seems to talk about the same stuff as OP’s screenshot.

  My dear posters, I think this may be the source.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These. Albeit in various colours.

  image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, Pilot Frixion, I like those. I did not expect myself to ever be able to get excited about pens, yet here I am.

  I love lending out Frixion Clickers out to my DnD friends and seeing them struggle with the click before they realise that the pocket clip is the thing that goes click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I have already chosen. And the one that I have chosen for life is not in this set.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pain plant⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  HUMANS: Hey peppers, we like what you’re doing, a-

  PEPPERS: HOW‽‽ IT’S SUPPOSED TO HURT Y-

  HUMANS: -nd we wanted to produce as many of you as we can in a controlled environment.

  PEPPERS: … Blinks in disbelief Go on…?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Acetone: A Thread⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s hope for all your wellbeing that it was fun and not !FUN!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why’d you think the 'Net was born?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old photos in real life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure the creator of the original photos can help you find some good Czech mating positions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this green or blue?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There. </thread>

  Learn some colour vocabulary, my esteemed internet posters.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With powers combined, idk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Understandable, have a nice day ✌️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With powers combined, idk⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And you know this how exactly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say it.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The relevant xkcd strikes once more!