Iron_Lynx
@Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world
- Comment on Alexa, how do I remove cooties? 15 hours ago:
Ran the numbers. 600 °R is about 60 °C, so not that much…
Meanwhile, while we’re still on antiquated units, 600 °Ré (degrees Réamur) is about 750 °C, so that will definitely do the trick
- Comment on Eh close enough 2 days ago:
That cat has some serious periodic components
- Comment on When life gives ya lemons. 2 days ago:
Looking at that pepper while this musical sting plays
- Comment on One Angry Man 3 days ago:
Star War: Attack of the Clone
- Comment on "ok, imagine a gun." 3 days ago:
NL here. “Shotgun” is a concept, though mostly through Pop Culture Osmosis.
- Comment on Alexa, how do I remove cooties? 3 days ago:
Kelvin could do the trick too.
Rankine might be a little more iffy though…
- Comment on Speculation 6 days ago:
And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?
- Comment on Blue Razz 6 days ago:
Plot twist (that’s actually only a very minor jiggle): the frog is highly poisonous and takes the bird down to the grave with him.
- Comment on She's a keeper 2 weeks ago:
Narrator: And then they FUCKED!
- Comment on WrestleMania was running wild on you 2 weeks ago:
Yeah, this meme would have made more sense of it went:
CELEBRITY:
*dies*WIKIPEDIA EDITORS:
[image.jpeg] - Comment on Signs that rhyme 4 weeks ago:
… What’s so special about the Zulu Shed?
- Comment on please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock 4 weeks ago:
Worse. I had to fight T-Rex Ninjas!
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
Abridged version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFqCL0Xpzs
According to another corner of the thread, it’s a once-off trial of someone making exams in a classroom and seeing how his performance changes when he’s alone, surrounded by guys, surrounded by girls, and, as the OP pictures: surrounded by girls in underwear.
A fun little outcome
When surrounded by only girls, he ends up scoring 69/100, a very Nice score, I would say.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 month ago:
From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 month ago:
Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.
- Comment on Let delivery drivers keep their 1 month ago:
Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”
Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"
context
Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.
- Comment on just beat it 1 month ago:
Next step: roll this out over the internet.
Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.
- Comment on Table service 1 month ago:
If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”
- Comment on we are not the same 1 month ago:
Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.
- Comment on just beat it 1 month ago:
Nah. At that point it only looks stupid.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 1 month ago:
This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃
- Comment on Alternatively 1 month ago:
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
- Comment on originality 2 months ago:
They are, in fact, the very model of a modern major general!
They have information vegetable, animal and mineral! - Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 2 months ago:
On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.
- Comment on Congratulations, homosexual! 2 months ago:
Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Something something leopards eating faces
- Comment on Don't ask for more pixels 2 months ago:
This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.
- Comment on The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵 2 months ago:
Do we have a
/rimjob_stevecommunity somewhere already? - Comment on he big, he attac 2 months ago:
Would I consider that on par with how the Tarantula Hawk Wasp reproduces?
For those not in the know:
Consider yourself warned.
Tarantula Hawk Wasp mothers find themselves a tarantula - yep, a Hugh Jazz spider - and inject venom into the spider, instantly paralysing it. They then drag the paralysed but fully conscious spider to an underground hole, where they lay an egg on the spider. Her mission complete, momma flies off to do fuck knows what, leaving the paralysed spider behind with
a ticking time bombher egg. A few days later, that egg hatches, and the larva, seeing a perfectly tasty meal nearby, digs into the spider, eating it from the inside out, purposely avoiding vital organs to keep them alive as long as possible - while, again, the spider is fully aware what’s going on and completely powerless to do anything. Yes, they’re native to Australia. Why’d you ask? They’re also native to a few other places, Europe one of the few places they’re not native. - Comment on Here kitty kitty 2 months ago:
That sounds like the Florida Man headline I’d like to see xD