Iron_Lynx

@Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨anons brother has some strong opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, whatever makes the most sense with the materials in the local area. And then I don’t mean what you can get from the local hardware store, but literally, what the earth in the area provides. If you have lots of clay, then brick would be best. If you have lots of big stones, then stone construction it’ll be. If you’re deep in the woods, then a wooden building would serve you just right. Maybe a combination of materials and techniques if you have options in the area.

  Bonus points if you can build in a way that passively optimises for managing things like moisture and temperature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ran the numbers. 600 °R is about 60 °C, so not that much…

  Meanwhile, while we’re still on antiquated units, 600 °Ré (degrees Réamur) is about 750 °C, so that will definitely do the trick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Eh close enough⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That cat has some serious periodic components

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looking at that pepper while this musical sting plays

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Star War: Attack of the Clone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"ok, imagine a gun."⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  NL here. “Shotgun” is a concept, though mostly through Pop Culture Osmosis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alexa, how do I remove cooties?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kelvin could do the trick too.

  Rankine might be a little more iffy though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speculation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And how about insects? Arthropods? Creatures capable of engineering their environment?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blue Razz⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist (that’s actually only a very minor jiggle): the frog is highly poisonous and takes the bird down to the grave with him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Narrator: And then they FUCKED!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WrestleMania was running wild on you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, this meme would have made more sense of it went:

  CELEBRITY: *dies*

  WIKIPEDIA EDITORS:

  [image.jpeg]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that rhyme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  … What’s so special about the Zulu Shed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please don't tell my boss I've been posting memes on the clock⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Worse. I had to fight T-Rex Ninjas!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Abridged version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRFqCL0Xpzs

  According to another corner of the thread, it’s a once-off trial of someone making exams in a classroom and seeing how his performance changes when he’s alone, surrounded by guys, surrounded by girls, and, as the OP pictures: surrounded by girls in underwear.

  A fun little outcome

  When surrounded by only girls, he ends up scoring 69/100, a very Nice score, I would say.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  From what I’ve gathered, it’s entirely possible that some previously exclusively gay terms are now more generally applied.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just gay sex, any sex with power exchange. Can also include completely heterosexual mild BDSM.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let delivery drivers keep their⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Second user’s name: “Warm beer is a war crime”

  Klok fans: "Now listen here you tyfusleijer"

  context

  Klok is a Dutch beer, where a common meme is “een man van cultuur drinkt zijn Klok op kamertemperatuur,” i.e. a man of culture drinks their Klok at room temperature.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Next step: roll this out over the internet.

  Actually, scratch that, that would make some teenage-run Discord servers become online Fight Clubs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Table service⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If I were in a dramatic mood, I would look at the guy, my fork still in my mouth, put up one finger while putting my fork away, theatrically and exaggeratedly chew my food before swallowing it, equally exaggeratedly, before answering: “You could hardly have picked a worse time to ask that.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we are not the same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Throwing weapons only, and they’re all reskinned to turds. You never die, but you win if you get hit the least at the end of the timer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just beat it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah. At that point it only looks stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is literally the second item on my front page of subscribed communities. Did I just hit the dopamine jackpot? 😃

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Alternatively⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

  Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!

  ^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨originality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They are, in fact, the very model of a modern major general!
  They have information vegetable, animal and mineral!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations, homosexual!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  On second thought, could be 1980s Cave Johnson, when Aperture was seriously in decline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Congratulations, homosexual!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Initially I thought Cave Johnson, but the enumeration in the first paragraph seems more of a GLaDOS thing. The rest could go either way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something something leopards eating faces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't ask for more pixels⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This has the same energy as the observation that the most reliable way to get an answer on the internet is to post the wrong answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Do we have a /rimjob_steve community somewhere already?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he big, he attac⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Would I consider that on par with how the Tarantula Hawk Wasp reproduces?

  For those not in the know:

  Consider yourself warned.

  Tarantula Hawk Wasp mothers find themselves a tarantula - yep, a Hugh Jazz spider - and inject venom into the spider, instantly paralysing it. They then drag the paralysed but fully conscious spider to an underground hole, where they lay an egg on the spider. Her mission complete, momma flies off to do fuck knows what, leaving the paralysed spider behind with a ticking time bomb her egg. A few days later, that egg hatches, and the larva, seeing a perfectly tasty meal nearby, digs into the spider, eating it from the inside out, purposely avoiding vital organs to keep them alive as long as possible - while, again, the spider is fully aware what’s going on and completely powerless to do anything. Yes, they’re native to Australia. Why’d you ask? They’re also native to a few other places, Europe one of the few places they’re not native.