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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  struggles to open

  “screw this, I’ll do without”

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• Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

  I can guarantee people are going to be too dumb to figure it out lol

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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  One armed people can’t consent.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s basic science.

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  • renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can only consent with three armed people

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Or 4 one-armed people

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  • Maalus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They can’t use iTunes so FUCK EM WHO NEEDS THEM

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    • diemartin@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Honest question: context?

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• bizzle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Rapists love using condoms I’m sure

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  • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren’t pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a “statement.”

    it’s like an OmegaMart product, basically.

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  • Dagwood222@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.

    pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/

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    • kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Given how often cops test rape kits, I’m not sure it would matter :(

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    • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Something tells me most rapists aren’t all that bright.

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don’t really have to care.

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• xia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1000019263

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how you deal with penises that don’t first get consent

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  • ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.

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    • jj4211@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Put them on a board for people using a thumbtack.

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  • Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What does a home circumcision kit have to do with this?

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• VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.

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  • SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product

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  • Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening *grabs a kitchen knife*

    Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!

    ^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^

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• callouscomic@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do rapists stop to put on condoms?

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  • undefinedValue@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well know they won’t be able too…

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  • wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Machomp does

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent

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• Korhaka@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If by “powerful statement about consent” you mean bullshit marketing, sure.

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• ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”

  whimpers

  “Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open

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• barneypiccolo@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?

  How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”

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• atlien51@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme

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  • ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Marriage didn’t do much for consent 🤷

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    • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I, for one, enjoy not living in a Puritan theocracy.

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    • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      People making choices for themselves doesn’t fit in your world view?

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    • CalipherJones@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wealth inequality is basically the only issue that matters. Every other problem stems from that.

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• D_C@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can it be two pairs of hands?
  The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
  Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?

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• mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don’t get it

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  M’choke

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• lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?

  rapex condom

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can you chew?

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Que?

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.

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  • tonyn@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wow, I haven’t heard that term in 30 years.

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You’re welcome, bucko.

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s a marketing stunt making a social statement. It’s weird to read the headline and immediately think of a blanket statement for all the women who had nothing to do with this, and who will never buy the limited edition novelty.

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This entire post + thread is cursed

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.

      Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an “official” 90s event Mew though!

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    (Ignoring that it’s an art piece for a second)

    As a man, you should always be the one who provides the condom. It is literally your last chance to opt out from pregnancy. If the woman isn’t comfortable with that, then go buy condoms together.

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    • HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Sure, the jimmy hat is not optional. Aside from pregnancy, that pastrami sandwich could be ripe with stds (standard salmonella). But one that requires a coordinated opening is absurd. Like putting a child proof cap on a life saving drug.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bethany Hamilton is in shambles.

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  • uuldika@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    She’s a transphobe, disappointingly:

    surfequity.org/surf-journal/…/nicely-transphobic

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well that sucks.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Do You think he has 2 dicks?

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  • Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If he does they are tucked away

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I hope so

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