struggles to open
“screw this, I’ll do without”
Alternatively
Submitted 1 day ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 day ago
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Throw these out in nature and it’ll make for some very interesting bear encounters.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 20 hours ago
One armed people can’t consent.
renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf 8 hours ago
They can only consent with three armed people
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
It’s basic science.
Maalus@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
They can’t use iTunes so FUCK EM WHO NEEDS THEM
diemartin@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
Honest question: context?
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 hours ago
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 hours ago
If by “powerful statement about consent” you mean bullshit marketing, sure.
callouscomic@lemm.ee 22 hours ago
Do rapists stop to put on condoms?
undefinedValue@programming.dev 18 hours ago
Well know they won’t be able too…
wetbeardhairs@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 hours ago
Machomp does
barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 16 hours ago
How many parents are going to have to get their kids to figure out how to open it?
How many more are just going to toss it aside, and say, “Pitter patter, let’s get at 'er!”
xia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 day ago
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is how you deal with penises that don’t first get consent
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
Sure is a good idea to open the condom package with a sharp knife. Maybe poke it a few times with a needle to give it air as well.
jj4211@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
Put them on a board for people using a thumbtack.
Pornacount128@lemmynsfw.com 8 hours ago
What does a home circumcision kit have to do with this?
VirgilMastercard@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Emphasis on statement because this has no practical use. Just like those Ben & Jerry’s ice cream locks.
SuperSaiyanSwag@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
It was just an art piece, but ever since it took a meme form people took it as an actual product
Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
This. Oh no, the ice cream tub has a lock on it? Guess I’ll make another opening
*grabs a kitchen knife*Same for this. Oh no, she won’t consent? Then we’re doing it raw!
^(kids, this is a terrible excuse to fuck over your future. Don’t be a fool, wrap your tool.)^
lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 11 hours ago
Does it beat carrying these & wearing them in all orifices at all times?
And009@lemmynsfw.com 1 minute ago
Can you chew?
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
“SHUT THE F UP YOU UGLY BISH BEFORE I KILL YOU”
whimpers
“Now put a hand in each corner and pull gently, please. Thank you.”
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 23 hours ago
only 4 hands? i regularly encounter packaging for other things that require 15 hands and small industrial machinery to open
atlien51@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Please, keep taking consent more to the extreme
ArgumentativeMonotheist@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
The social deregulation of sex (it used to go hand in hand with marriage, even in Europe!) has created a bit of chaos.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Marriage didn’t do much for consent 🤷
uuldika@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
I, for one, enjoy not living in a Puritan theocracy.
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Wealth inequality is basically the only issue that matters. Every other problem stems from that.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 17 hours ago
People making choices for themselves doesn’t fit in your world view?
hOrni@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Do You think he has 2 dicks?
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 hours ago
If he does they are tucked away
D_C@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Can it be two pairs of hands?
The last time I asked my parents to come in and help open up my condoms my (now ex, for some strange reason) gf got all upset. Got dressed, and left.
Plus it took ages to get me out of my gimp costume!!!mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 23 hours ago
You need double consent if one of them wants to use a condom? I don’t get it
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
Is there one that requires 6 hands for thurples?
Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 day ago
M’choke
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 day ago
What horny fuck is even gonna buy this shit? Any broad that demands this is gonna be of the “Ill, I’m not kissing that thing” variety.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s a marketing stunt making a social statement. It’s weird to read the headline and immediately think of a blanket statement for all the women who had nothing to do with this, and who will never buy the limited edition novelty.
tonyn@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
Wow, I haven’t heard that term in 30 years.
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 day ago
You’re welcome, bucko.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 day ago
A machamp? I’d buy one to avoid having to find someone to trade with.
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 hours ago
Just buy a flipper zero and a GPIO link cable port. Give yourself any pokemon.
Or PokeHex, a flash cart, and two GBC, but it kinda sucks to use PokeHex through WINE. Can get an “official” 90s event Mew though!
undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 day ago
This entire post + thread is cursed
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Bethany Hamilton is in shambles.
uuldika@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
She’s a transphobe, disappointingly:
spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Well that sucks.
bizzle@lemmy.world 17 hours ago
Rapists love using condoms I’m sure
uuldika@lemmy.ml 11 hours ago
it was an art piece, not a serious product idea. they weren’t pitching it to Trojan, all it purported to do was make a “statement.”
it’s like an OmegaMart product, basically.
Dagwood222@lemm.ee 14 hours ago
Not leaving DNA evidence would be a good idea if you were planning a crime.
pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23910843/
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Issue is, rape is already not being taken seriously as a crime, so they don’t really have to care.
kuhli@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Given how often cops test rape kits, I’m not sure it would matter :(
CalipherJones@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Something tells me most rapists aren’t all that bright.